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Hey, anos is any christian here?

Can you do me a favor? Pray for me, please. My life is fucked and get worse every time.

All my projects are failing and I'm feeling very sad and lonely. This year also had "paranormal" experiencies with demons tormenting me.

I also think I can be with some sort of plague or curse, can I know that in some way?

Please, pray for me.
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>>707649665
*anons
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Will do anon.
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consider it done
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I shall pray to my elder gods and Lucifer himself for your worse being.

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The great Loli Marathon of 2016 continues

Level 148
>All images from threads and archive links (1-140)
drive.google/drive/u/0/folders/0B1irK0_hR3qVSWtLaVlyVVFVTkU
( Add a .com at the end of drive.google to get the link working )
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I shall tell my children about this event.
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I HAVE COME FOR THE LOLI

PIZZA IS FINE TOO
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I want to have sex with Mari.
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>>707667601
Well played OP

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Ask a 1% rich kid anything
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I'm white trash. What is it like to be queer?
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What considered 1%?
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>>707666127
Can you give me sum dat money
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>>707666246
Its alright. Eating the same food at the country club gets boring after a while.

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Never Admitted To Celebrity Crushes
Or Not The Norm To Find Attractive But You Do
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>>707662251
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Patricia Heaton
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>Choose your own adventure
This is Trevor. Trevor is about to step outside to start his day. Before he leaves he check his pockets to make sure he has everything he needs. 1 decides what he has in his pockets
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>>707661339
dildo
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nigger dick
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>>707661339
A gun
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2 nigger dicks

s/fur
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Huge natural boobs threat!!!
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cancer thread
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>>707657003
how do i counter this threat?
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>>707657391
small artificial dicks
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Sup /b/ros me and grillfriend are bored trips decide what do
She's on period so no red wings
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Hold on... busy unzipping
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>>707657147

She pegs you, you love it.
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Tits or gtfo
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Bump for potential

Vermont citizen here. I'm planning to vote tomorrow (at least for the Senate as a protest vote because fuck Patrick Leahy for getting involved in that filibuster). Should I vote for Donald Trump? The other candidates are out of the question. I'm not a big fan of Trump but I hate Hillary even more.
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>>707658033
>Should I vote for Donald Trump?
No.
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>>707658033
there both retards dont vote and move country
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Make him fucking president.
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vote third party. Third parties need to get 5% of the popular vote so in the following election, they get easier access to the ballots in all states, federal election funds, and easier entry into the debates. Basically, we become a three party nation at that point.

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Fap roulette
Post more roulettes n' roll.
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>>707652510
Roll
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>>707652510
rohoholl
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roolllling
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Rollando

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No ylyl? Ylyl
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omg there really isn't a ylyl thread right now
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Nigger
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Old meme thread. I'll start
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Aw man good ol memes from 19431
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The fuck is that shit
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>>707654135
*1943
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The plague

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High functioning alchohol thread

>share your stories
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>>707651307

Ditched by the woman I loved with all my heart a year and a half ago. FFXIV is the only thing that's kept me going. Still work my job as a Tier II IT rep, pay my bills, take care of my daughter on weekends I have her.

Anyways... I feel dead inside, suck down either a 750 of grey goose or a 18 pack of fat tire a night. When the kid is around I'll cut back to a six pack when she's asleep but I can't go a single day without it.
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>>707651307
during highschool and college, starting about 11th grade i would bring a travel coffee mug with a screwdriver in it to start my day. Have a hip flask I carry around to add to coffee etc. long trips = vodka and water in water bottle. that kind of thing. hardly drink at all now though, ever since I started chemo.
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>>707651897

What do you do to kill the pain of going through chemo?
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>>707651782
Same here anon at the train station right now it's funny cause all my friends are drug addicts and I don't want to hang out with them so I drink alone at the train station

Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.

>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive a tarot reading from me. Ask a question or leave it general, or anywhere in between.
>GETs can be donated to others, but you have to be specific about who gets it.
>Leave a name (nickname, real name, made up name) and you'll receive a fortune cookie even if you don't GET.
>Patience and love! These take time, so hang around after you GET and remind me if it seems like I missed you. Remember that you have to actually ask for a reading to get one. I'm not scanning the thread for dubs!
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.
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2020 Reimu-neechan.
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>>707660494
will you ever kys
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Reimu 2020

"Make Gensokyo Great Again"
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>>707660494
Chuuni-san reporting in

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New new celeb thread.
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>>707660502
still gentle
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>>707660915
More ryry

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Who's the oldest virgin on B?
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28 here, not quite a wizard but a powerful apprentice!
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>>707658165
35

i win
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>>707658717
is it worth the wisdom ?
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>>707658717
Literally just hire a prostitute bruh

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Pics you've saved, if you see a girl you've saved post another pic.
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>>707657498
Hot af. More?
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Someone has to have more of her. Please???
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want moar

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/b/ please, for the love of god, sell me on one of the American 2016 major (between the two most likely to win) presidential candidates. I fucking hate both of them and it's tearing me apart having to decide what I'm gonna do. Trump seems like a rude-ass rich dude and Hillary seems like a criminal. I'm seriously leaning towards Trump because voting Hillary into office sounds like on paper, the most retarded thing ever. I don't think there's a chance that a non-democratic and non-republican member will stand a chance vs those two parties.

I'm basically voting against a candidate instead of for one, but I'm not going to be an idiot and not vote. I just want to feel some confidence in my decision. Please help.
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if you hate them both vote for someone else
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What state are you in OP?
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>>707660369
You are not supposed to vote for who you think will win, you are supposed to vite for who you think would be best. IF you limit yourself to the two main party candidates you are doing a disservice to the country, and are not living up to your responsibilities as an American. If you limit yourself to them, then they both win because nothing changes.
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>>707660667
/thread

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Why is there no INCEST thread?
pic related
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>>707649661
Who dat
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>>707649995
sis
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>>707650224
Nice. Bet you'd love to fuck her
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>>707650306
you have no idea

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Hey /b/

You know the drill - send your girlfriend's Kik name, and I'll test to see if they're faithful. (I was on here earlier today and had a few successes)

Send their Kiks to mine (name: ShineAtNight23) and I'll update you privately (or I can post updates in this thread if you ask me to). I won't be testing any names left in the thread due to whiteknights and spammers.

>I've done this quite a few times and people have asked me questions, so I thought I'd take the time out here to give you a brief FAQ.

>"What is your success rate?"
>Between 60% & 70% on average.

>"Does it have to be my girlfriend?"
>Nope, friends are fine, or maybe your friend has a girlfriend you think might cheat.

>"What is your method?"
>It varies from girl to girl, some like beta-as-fuck-sweet-talk, some like hardcore sexting.

>"How big is your dick?"
>8 inches when fully hard. It's not the biggest dick in the world, but it's big enough to get unfaithful girls wanting more.

>"Do you always get tits?"
>No. Some girls simply just don't like sending tits. Once they've started "cheating" though, about 90% of girls WILL.

>"Why won't you take names from the thread, fag?"
>Well, as I've already said, whiteknights and spammers. WhiteKnights tell the girl that she's on /b/, and spammers will, you guessed it, spam her - meaning that she'll get a massive influx of dicks and sexts, which will mean no results, as she'll just block them all.

>"You haven't responded to me in ages, what gives, asshole?"
>Either your girlfriend hasn't yet responded/seen the message I sent her yet, or I'm informing others of their girlfriend's loyalty or lack thereof.

>"Why don't you bump the thread more often?"
>It can be tricky to hold up a thread, talk to 20 different girls AND the guys who requested me to check them, all at once. I do try my best to keep the thread alive, but it can be tricky when I get a large influx of chat messages. If you want to keep it going longer, please bump, it helps.
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Got my bitch and side pieces off kik sorry brothey know an ass whoopin would come if they talk to you
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>>707647979
Fuckoff faggot with this bullshit haven't you got the memo
>No One Gives A Fuck
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More from the girl in the OP. She thought that I was the guy who she was cheating with.

2/4

>send names to ShineAtNight23
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Bumping. this op has helped me out before

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