Dubs choose my new steam pic.
Lewd celeb thread
Looking for someone on selenabois to help me stroke
Don't be shy to be extra dirty
>>674511822
Gotta respect the doubles by the way
>>674511975
Gonna keep bumping with Alison cause she's made me and several other anons jerk off so damn good before
>>674511822
You can't escape us skyposters, no matter how many threads you make.
I do like alison brie, though.
>>674512612
Not trying to escape you, the only condition is that you're stroking nice and hard
Anyone recognize or remember this married slut that I've posted?
>>674508759
Yes, i remember. Would post the pics but they're on my external hd.
You guys want new pics? Also, gonna fuck her again tonight. What u wanna see?
>>674509595
Hell yeah, gape her butthole
Hello, anons. Over the course of several years, I've been intimately involved with my younger sister. Our sexual endeavors began Valentines day of 2007, when she was 4 months shy of 11 years old. I swear to you, this is a legitimate story, believe it or not.
>We were all playing house, me, my 10 year old sister, and our three cousins (two female, one male, with the girls being around my sister's age, and my male cousin being 6 years old. I was 14 at the time.)
I was the father, my oldest cousin and my sister were in the midst of arguing who would play the role of wife, and my yonger cousin was satisfied with being the "family dog" as always.
Would /b/ like to hear more?
Do it faggot
go on......
yeah
Don't ask for permission just do it my dick won't be hard forever
Name something more satisfying than uninstalling iTunes
>protip
>you cant
Deleting system 32
>>674510914
whatd does that do?
>>674509992
>rape
i r o n i c c r i p p l i n g d e p r e s s i o n
Just lost my virginity ask me anything b
What was his name?
How long did you last?
Is it going to be awkward between you and your dad now?
fucking tailpipes doesn't count
What can I do?? I go to the gym, but I have like "little tits", my nipples look like if I have tits...
another example of my nipples
You could stuff your bra or maybe save for implants
>>674510526
start caming, and make money.
hey /b/, i have to make an advertisement/product for a school product and have no ideas. help me out????
hitlers cock
i dont know
Gimme gimme chicken tendies
Be they crispy or from Wendy's
Spend my hard earned good boy points
On kids meal ball pit Burger joints
Mummy lifts me to the car
To find me tendies near and far
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats
On comfy big boy booster seats
McDonald's, Hardey's, Popeye's, Cane's
But of my tendies, none remains
She tries to make me take a nappy
But sleeping doesn't make me happy
Tendies are the only food
That puts me in the napping mood
I'll scream, I'll shout, I'll make a fuss
I'll, scratch, rll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my hearts desire
Fueled by raging hungry fire
Mummy sobs and wails and cries
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries
My good boy points were fairly earned
To buy the tendies that I've yearned
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW
YOU FAT UNGRATEFUL SLUGGISH COW
Screech while hurling into her eyes
My foul smelling diaper surprise
For she who is pooped on is she who remembers
Never forget my chicken tenders
>>674509932
you're a faggot this doesn't help
Kik slut thread, go!
Anyone?
Confuzzled445
JesiJay74
Jesijayn
spam the fuck outta her
>>674507431
That it?
>>674507774
>>674507774
I guess fam..oh and she likes to be degraded and shit like that
Drug thread?
i sell xanax, i use it for anxiety sometimes, but my real vice is anything opiate based.
im on 50mgs of percocet, a 3.5mg pressed clone xannax bar, and a fat bowl of some good bud.
what are you high on /b/?
i also had some 500ug fentanyl gell lotters.
i have some etizolam too blister pack of it from india
>>674508140
at a party someone sold me green pills i was already fucked up from the mdma some beers and ketamine but that one green pill made me fucking relaxed and mellow they cost 10 euros for 4 and they are called roshkes in slang do you guys have any idea what it might be
>>674509848
Powdered semen mixed with broccoli.
S/fur bread ride with floofy titties and tails continues again.
Because muh floofs!
Can someone show me out to the gay thread? These fags make them impossible to find.
Sup /b/rothers, new comp, need pics, reaction thread. Go.
Classic
One of my favs
Bait
who is he /b/?
new meme
its me hi
>>674509728
Cuck master.
>>674509728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCjjVSmop5Q
Fap Worthy Fakes. Anyone have any they would like to share/fap to?
Anyone willing to shop this into a fap worthy fake?
>>674510084
I can dick her for ya. Looks like she would give some pretty nice head.
Ask an Uber driver anything.
Do you carry a gun? I know the company doesn't allow it, but fuck them. You can always get another job.
>>674507999
How Indian or middle eastern are you?
>>674508673
I carry a knife and pepper spray.
>>674508881
Hahahahahah
>>674508881
Curry, Beaner, or Arab*
OP, what's the male/female ratio of your passengers?
Let's see how many variations we can gather
Was supposed to meet up with a trap/shemale/trans woman tonight. I was supposed to leave now but I fapped a few hours ago and now I have no desire to even look/talk to her. I can only fap to traps when I'm super horny.
you won't know yourself after you fuck then
Name?
>>674509161
I've never seen a trap this hot in Phoenix. It's all fat indians and mexicans
What app is that?
Niggers that are cool in your book
>thread
Booker T Jones
and
Al Jackson Jr. †RIP
https://youtu.be/L3MWu6LhWQ8
>>674508303
Sexy song anon
Self bump,come on nigs make a decent thread for once
good going OP
What kind of girlfriend do you want
>>674507684
the kind that's played yume nikki
A real one.
>>674507684
Im gonna move to utah and marry me a couple of young Mormon bitches
A sister/ girlfriend
My Brother.
>>674507995
Holy shit that fucking hole in his ear
>>674507995
did he died?
>>674507995
Eeewwwww, look at that huge gaping hole! That is so fucking gross, dude...... Why do people do that to their ears?
gauges are still a thing?
