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Was supposed to meet up with a trap/shemale/trans woman tonight. I was supposed to leave now but I fapped a few hours ago and now I have no desire to even look/talk to her. I can only fap to traps when I'm super horny.
you won't know yourself after you fuck then
Name?
>>674509161
I've never seen a trap this hot in Phoenix. It's all fat indians and mexicans
What app is that?
>>674509658
The thing is she's 5'11. I'm defintely taller but still. I can still go but I don't know /b/. This would be my first experience ever
>>674509552
Eli. As you can see
Niggers that are cool in your book
>thread
Booker T Jones
and
Al Jackson Jr. †RIP
https://youtu.be/L3MWu6LhWQ8
>>674508303
Sexy song anon
Self bump,come on nigs make a decent thread for once
good going OP
What kind of girlfriend do you want
>>674507684
the kind that's played yume nikki
A real one.
>>674507684
Im gonna move to utah and marry me a couple of young Mormon bitches
A sister/ girlfriend
>>674507684
She seems handy.
My Brother.
>>674507995
Holy shit that fucking hole in his ear
>>674507995
did he died?
>>674507995
Eeewwwww, look at that huge gaping hole! That is so fucking gross, dude...... Why do people do that to their ears?
gauges are still a thing?
That will teach him to take the last juice box. Bitch.
give me a new steam profile picture
Describe your balls with the name of a video game
>>674509425
Breath of Fire
>>674509425
Armored Core
>>674509425
Army of Two
>>674509425
max payne
>>674509425
Remember Me
Have you ever seen a girl on here that you know irl?
>>674508321
just once and it wasn't a nude so it was ok
>>674508321
Yes your mother
>>674508321
Sauce????
>>674508321
FUCK YOUR THREAD OP, I JUST WANT THE SAUCEE!!!!
Guess what happened to my hand and be rewarded. Go!
>>674508968
did you try to catch a knife/sword?
Your hand is tired of jacking you off all the time and just decided to grow a vagina.
finally got labiaplasty for your gf
>>674508968
wtf dude where is your blood?
From what i can see im going to have to guess with like a fishing accident. It looks like it has been submerged in water and the lesion is straight lacking jagged edges so something sharp slid through pretty easy. maybe a hook?
Why do stupid ass feminists and other women think its "wrong" or "rape" to stare at a women in public when they are dressed like pic related. They chose to go out like that, and men need fap material, so it works out.
Bump.
If she dresses like a slut, treat her like a slut.
>>674507298
I mean, if men are groping her and shit then she csn fight back or taze them or whatever
OP here. Forgot to add this: also, creepshot bread.
>PEOPLE TELL ME I CAN'T DO SOMETHING I WANT SO I STAMP MY FOOT AND PISS ABOUT IT
nigga how fucking stupid
just shut up and fap to the creepshots thread like a normal person
>>674507032
Protip: Nobody actually thinks that unless they are an idiot.
Protip2: That isn't a normal thing that comes up with feminists
Protip3: Stop being a dumbshit.
/blessedrich300
"first stream" - twitch
Lets make this nigger mad
get on tinychat /lostraiderz
Ohio Bred
330 checking in
>>674505961
330-alliance
>>674505961
330/740
got some 740 tusco wins
>>674505961
330 / 216 - portage
>>674506174
what year you graduate?
>>674506609
what year?
soup /b/
all i do all day is go to work, play wow and fap. what do?
>>674506046
Get a social life. Its not hard.
go to work, play wow and fap.
>>674506261
>leave /b/
keep up the good work. you have the good life.
>>674506046
Do what you do. Nobody's complaining.
Ask a Britbong anything.
Why aren't you in bed?
>>674506624
how do you like your country being taken over by inbred vapid and raging mudslimes and vicious wogs from africa?
unless of course you're a mudslime, then it's probably paki-paradise to you
>>674506718
I have sleep issues. I wake up about 3am.
>>674506909
I hate it. I have seen my country ruined in my lifetime. I am 38 btw.
>>674506924
Cool my sleep is fucked too, I go to bed at 5am-ish as I can't sleep much before 6 and wake up again about 10-11 hating my life.
Well at least it's bed time soon!
I need gore /b/ the worst you fucking have. My folder is empty fo its oldpasta OC inbetween I don't care. Just give me the worst gore rekt and fucked up shit you can.
>>674506517
Hey /b/ so I've decided to kill myself. I'm planning on doing it this Sunday around 11 so I can be found fresh right after my family gets back from church. Thing is though I don't want it to be devastating on my family I want them to find my body and giggle a little, you know feel light hearted about my death. What method or pose or whatever would you /b/tards recommend to accomplish this?
Don't do it
>>674507840
I'm past that point honestly I'm just looking for a way to make it easier on everyone else.
>>674507618
OD on all the medicine in your cabinets
There's no way to lighten the fact you killed yourself.
>>674507993
I don't see the comedy in that though.
No hunger games thread floating around. Gotta spend my time doing something. First 24 get in.
Naked Korra
THE FOX WINS WHATEVER HIS NAME IS ALSO CAPSLOCK CUZ IT BROKE AND STUCK
Nyx Enabler
keemit
Nigger Steve
http://videovd.t(deletssthis)umblr. com/
She can work a cock ::D
I'd love to bloww a load in heer ass.
this is the art of suckingg:D.
oh boy this shit again
sage
gooooood
If we could get a feels thread up that'd be great. I've been diagnosed with clinical depression and sometimes it hits way harder than others. I've graduated and all my friends are gone, the ones I talk to now just treat me like shit. I just want to end it all sometimes. I have to keep myself preoccupied or else all I think of is suicide. I just need something /b/ros
>>674504221
I know the source
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJJ8hWDXWGs
>>674505328
Yeah, it's the shit I listen to when I feel like garbage.
>>674504221
Fucking noobs
>>674505772
Listened to them before David posted that, thought it was funny that we both liked I'm God though.
I should start with some problems I have /b/ros.
Girlfriend left me in December, dated for a while but long distance is a killer. Anyways we broke up and I've taken up drinking and smoking more. I'm drinking now because I can't stop thinking of her.
>I love you Emily, I guess I always will
Alright guys i'm gonna be bumping this thread with tits and memes, but I'd really appreciate if we could somehow find a copy of AnalKookaburras' "Search for the Cleveland Steamer 2: White Man's Burden" somewhere online or in some kind anons hard drive. It was the best in the series and Viacom had it banned because of copywright issues. Is it possible some foreign anon has access to it in their country?
Ayy guys, I feel like the great 4chan-tumblr war was really anti-climactic, so why not start a new one? Their casualties will be great, and as long as /soc/ doesn't get involved, there's the potential for many keks to be had. So you flaming homosexuals, who's in?
why start a new one? do you need attention that badly, but you're too scared to throw a rock at a cop irl?
Fuck yeah! Red blood cell, standing by!
>>674505699
yes, like 90% of /b/
There are bots that scan these threads and sjws reporting people left and right. If you're wanting to make a call to action, don't do it here. The cancer has spread beyond b.
We should mess with the anykin. Like go into the "wolfkin" tags and post rekt wolves
