Roast me
>>674512721
"me"
>>674512721
After I would roast you, the first thing that I would eat would be the pussy, you delicious whore.
>>>/reddit/
>>674512817
/thread.
anyone who replies with "roasts" is a faggot
rate me /b/
>>674511210
dirty mirror/10
11/10
>>674511210
You're pretty good. I like your blonde hair and pale skin. Do you happen to have blue eyes, by any chance?
>no tits and timestamp
>make sure to sage, people
Post a pic of a girl. Other anons rate and say how they'd fuck them.
Replys get replies.
>>674512795
I'd assfuck her to death & clean my bloody dick off by shoving it in her mouth afterwards.
>>674512795
Anal, then make her blow me till I cum in her mouth.
>>674512795
i would fuck her mouth and cum all over her tits
How does one find a prostitute?
>>674512240
Leave your house for once...
>>674512240
convenience store dumpsters.
>>674512240
just go to your mom's bedroom
>>674512240
Driving the streets at night in a downtown big city.
Well, about 250 million years ago I told you faggots and Faggorrettes that I was in line to inherit 50 million dollars from my Uncle who use to fuck me with a crowbar when I was a kid. After a good lengthy amount of legal, signing papers and waiting for shit. It's official. I am the richest Mother Fucker on /b/. A lot of you were begging for shit from the last time, but I may make someone's day right now. First person to roll Quints gets $50,000.00
>>674512670
>quints ain't gonna happen for a long time
>>674512560
Cocksucker mother fucker I want that money. Quints get eem!
squints
its bait but ill stay have a go for quints
Cumdumpsters, come cam and show us your tits followed by sharpie in pooper
>FemanonCams
>.
>com
If you're on a phone install puffin browser to cam
Hunger Games thread; anyone want to game?
First 24 tributes
Judy Hopps
Claire!
>>674512824
Pandi!
Superior waifu
You know what time it is
Thrillamanilla88
Sametbhfamm
Krezycoates
Dgc4571
>>674511335
Nowhere. We cease to exist.
>>674511335
Where do you go when you sleep?
>>674511335
You go back to wherever you came from.
>>674511335
Where did you come from before you were born?
>>674511799
>>674511709
idk? you tell me?
im sure god created us.
hey /b/, im sad
kill yourself
kill yourself x2
kill yourself x3
kill yourself x4
My friend got this detention today /b/, are you proud?
>>674510451
not enough
It's not "hail Hitler," but I suppose.
>>674510451
No you underaged faggot.
Dubs choose my new steam pic.
Lewd celeb thread
Looking for someone on selenabois to help me stroke
Don't be shy to be extra dirty
>>674511822
Gotta respect the doubles by the way
>>674511975
Gonna keep bumping with Alison cause she's made me and several other anons jerk off so damn good before
>>674511822
You can't escape us skyposters, no matter how many threads you make.
I do like alison brie, though.
>>674512612
Not trying to escape you, the only condition is that you're stroking nice and hard
Anyone recognize or remember this married slut that I've posted?
>>674508759
Yes, i remember. Would post the pics but they're on my external hd.
You guys want new pics? Also, gonna fuck her again tonight. What u wanna see?
>>674509595
Hell yeah, gape her butthole
Hello, anons. Over the course of several years, I've been intimately involved with my younger sister. Our sexual endeavors began Valentines day of 2007, when she was 4 months shy of 11 years old. I swear to you, this is a legitimate story, believe it or not.
>We were all playing house, me, my 10 year old sister, and our three cousins (two female, one male, with the girls being around my sister's age, and my male cousin being 6 years old. I was 14 at the time.)
I was the father, my oldest cousin and my sister were in the midst of arguing who would play the role of wife, and my yonger cousin was satisfied with being the "family dog" as always.
Would /b/ like to hear more?
Do it faggot
go on......
yeah
Don't ask for permission just do it my dick won't be hard forever
Name something more satisfying than uninstalling iTunes
>protip
>you cant
Deleting system 32
>>674510914
whatd does that do?
>>674509992
>rape
i r o n i c c r i p p l i n g d e p r e s s i o n
Just lost my virginity ask me anything b
What was his name?
How long did you last?
Is it going to be awkward between you and your dad now?
fucking tailpipes doesn't count
What can I do?? I go to the gym, but I have like "little tits", my nipples look like if I have tits...
another example of my nipples
You could stuff your bra or maybe save for implants
>>674510526
start caming, and make money.
hey /b/, i have to make an advertisement/product for a school product and have no ideas. help me out????
hitlers cock
i dont know
Gimme gimme chicken tendies
Be they crispy or from Wendy's
Spend my hard earned good boy points
On kids meal ball pit Burger joints
Mummy lifts me to the car
To find me tendies near and far
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats
On comfy big boy booster seats
McDonald's, Hardey's, Popeye's, Cane's
But of my tendies, none remains
She tries to make me take a nappy
But sleeping doesn't make me happy
Tendies are the only food
That puts me in the napping mood
I'll scream, I'll shout, I'll make a fuss
I'll, scratch, rll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my hearts desire
Fueled by raging hungry fire
Mummy sobs and wails and cries
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries
My good boy points were fairly earned
To buy the tendies that I've yearned
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW
YOU FAT UNGRATEFUL SLUGGISH COW
Screech while hurling into her eyes
My foul smelling diaper surprise
For she who is pooped on is she who remembers
Never forget my chicken tenders
>>674509932
you're a faggot this doesn't help
Kik slut thread, go!
Anyone?
Confuzzled445
JesiJay74
Jesijayn
spam the fuck outta her
>>674507431
That it?
>>674507774
>>674507774
I guess fam..oh and she likes to be degraded and shit like that
