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Só eu que to acompanhando essa treta ou é o brasil inteiro mesmo?
Alguém q manja dos trem explica aí exatamente o que que ta rolando (por favor sem ponto de vista de algum partido, só fatos)
PT is kill
FUCK BRAZIL THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE
Fatos: Lula assimiu a casa civil. MPE de SP pediu prisão preventiva de Lula. Lula vai tentar recompor a base aliada.
>>674282890
>>674283084
É, e tem uma gravação da Dilma falando pro Lula que o cargo de ministro serve APENAS pra ele não ser preso
Ouvi dizer q além do que a Dilma falou na gravaçao, ela tbm tava planejando colocar o Lula no poder qnd ela saísse, tipo direto msm, estilo golpe de estado msm
Parece q a casa caiu!
Salopes françaises
Bah postes ta photo, on attend là.
J'ai toujours les même perso donc celles qu'on vois toujours mais je suis open pour de l'OC
>>674280698
tres mignonne
Best way to get revenge on someone without getting caught? The more horrible the better
murder & dispose the body
>inb4 edgy
>>674277965
Chemical lobotomy.
>>674277965
It would depend on what they did to you.
What you wanna do is get brake fluid like you would for your vehicle, add it to a bottle with a cap, chlorine tablets and grind them up in the bottle, take smoke and run it through a filter and then take the shavings and put it in their food
>>674277965
Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves: one for your enemy and one for his family.
Feminist Hate / Fat Hate / Woman Logic
>>674283046
I've always wanted a feminist hat
Hey, some of you might remember my thread yesterday, about asking the Dominican girl who works at Burger King on a date.
Well today, I stopped in after work and ordered a Double Whopper combo with a Dr. Pepper to drink and a Snicker Pie for dessert.
So after I was done eating, I caught the chick while she was mopping the floor and I asked her on a date!
I'm stoked that she said yes, but I'm very nervous for the date.
We're gonna get something to eat on Saturday night, where should I take her, any tips?
>>674281268
take her to burger king
>>674281993
/thread
>>674281993
Hahahaha
>>674281993
First post, best post
She obviously loves Burger King, you should take her there
Dear /b/, it's safe to assume that this site as a whole doesn't like Reddit or Tumblr, so I have a question for you guys.
Which site do you think is worse? Reddit or Tumblr?
Reddit, because they are bringing the cancer to 4chan
>>674280505
Tumorblr
Tumblr. Reddit at least has a variety so ny the entire site is cancer. Hell, I use it for the Polandball Subreddit. But Tumblr is a shitty site full of high school freshmen and SJWs.
>>674280505
Bet you cant get a gold on reddit
I dont like them equally. I only use the sites for porn
Whatever you do, don't post porn in this thread. Especially not porn gifs.
Alrighty then.
>>674281589
faggot
>>674281589
Ok
K bae.
anyone else just really really want to kidnap a twinky boy and turn him into a true sex slave?
force him on hormones and shit, make him call you master, maybe lock him in chastity too.
maybe kidnap a few of them and make like a harem, would love it if they never had any kind of sex before too. deny them of ever penetrating anyone ever.
would be nice
what would you do
>>674281734
Go kill yourself fucking disgusting faggot
>>674281936
I'm a girl though retard
>>674281734
Volunteer to be captured?
>>674282342
>I'm a girl
>>674282565
but im not asking for anything from you...
Hunger Games Thread
Continued from >>674275180
First 24 get in
Annie
>>674283386
weird al
Claire!
Shima Luan
Gamer Cat
So I finally decided to look into this theory, I went to my parents house and found two BerenstAin Bears books on the shelf. Before I explained it, I asked my mother how she recalled it, she said BeranstEin Bears. This struck me as especially inticing as her last name from a previous marriage was a German name, ending "stein". I don't think she would recall falsely, being able to relate it to her own name she spelled for years.
Does anyone have any other Berenstein bear stories?
It's ein you fucking autist
>>674278480
Wrong. Google it.
>>674278912
Lmao it's ein you piece of trash
I just Google it
I have something about the theory, but not the bears.
It happened when I was watching Naruto Shippuden, /spoiler/ the English subbed episodes and English dubbed episodes were different. This happened when Sasuke went to the jail in the desert to rescue Jugo, in the subbed version he doesn't attack Sasuke because the girl is the one that opens the door, but in the dubbed Sasuke opens the door and they have a huge fight that I hadn't remembered happening. I haven't had the chance to re-watch the episodes, so it could just be an unlikely difference between the two versions.
gf before anal
damn, looks like she was pretty wet down there
Will you make before/after comparison?
>>674281217
that's a dude
>>674282018
>>674282134
before2
yes,she was drunk
>>674282134
I doubt it, you can see the scrotum slopes pretty hard into the labia
with a man it should be smooth
dudes ass, lol
What would you do if Trump actually wins?
>>674280685
say "FUCK!!!!" and live with it for 4 years until the next election.
Praise the sun
>>674280685
I have a cal 50 right next to me
>>674280822
When did /b/ become Reddit?
>>674281603
You'll have to beat me to it faggot
Everyone I know is telling me without a bachelors degree I might as well kill myself because without one I will be poor forever.
What do I do?
Get a bachelors degree
>>674280441
Kill yourself nigger
>>674280996
But I don't have money or the time to finish it. I am totally done with general ed.
Learn a trade.
The world still needs mechanics, welders, plumbers, etc.
>>674280441
Advice from somebody who got a bachelors degree - get an apprenticeship. You'll be earning money while you learn rather than getting into debt. Also when you finish your apprenticeship and everyone else finishes their degree, guess what you have that they don't? Experience. Employers always look for experience.
What's the /b/est sex position?
literally anything :(
consensual sex in the missionary position with the lights off for the sole purpose of procreation
>>674278539
the one where you get sex
>>674278539
missionary, cowgirl, from the back laying on side, 69
doggy is overrated unless you pull girl's head high and kiss her neck or something
everything else is just meh variation of above with different angles
Roll trips for her tits
>>674282211
dubbadubdub
Won't get it, but will bump and increase odds.
Roolll
>>674282083
rollio
JUST DO IT
Hey bros gonna trim my beard tonight. Want to try something new. Any suggestions?
>>674281335
is that a fucking thundercat tattoo?
>>674281540
Yes
>>674281540
Great suggestion anyone else?
Make the hitler beard
a beard isn't something you style man. I mean trim it down sure but anyone who styles their facial hair is a faggot. A beard is supposed to be manly not metro sexual
song + In My Ass thread
Teardrop In My Ass
lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off in my ass
>>674281960
Valhall awaits me in my ass.
He's got the whole world in my ass
The whole in my ass
He's got you and me sister in my ass
He's got you and me brother in my ass
The whole world in my ass
Linger in my ass
smells like teen spirit in my ass
I am being cuckolded by my girlfriend and I love it.
AMA
pic related
>>674280213
Who took this pic? You or the bull?
>>674280485
bull, i wasnt even in the room
>>674280680
Post more?
Fat bitch.
greentext?
