Waifu Claiming thread
>How would your waifu/husbando react in a violent situation?
The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando. One claim per anon
>Insult others ruthlessly
>Post fitting, non-sexualized content
>Keep RP to a minimum, ERP non-existent
>Don't be gay, pretend you're normal and discuss stuff
>Don't be gay
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Dio-sama...
>Piece of shit frog anon ruins everythung edition
Omegle Thread
Bump! keep it up
bump for intrest
gg
bump
>>684360029
tell me you have more
I only got to page five, here is six/20
7/20
I like to photoshop dicks on the lolis
>>684360433
have my bump mate
Imma keeping my sword to jack off. But you can have my bump.
>>684360570
8/20
post more benis lolis
I dare you to find one better than this
>>684361989
Is that pizza with cheese on it?
>>684361989
easy kek
haha!
Forever our queen
>>684361989
the ass was fat
God tier metal /b/. I want the heaviest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p46 LPqArnXo
I've seen these guys live. One of the craziest fucking shows I've ever seen. https://youtu.be/AjPau5QYtYs
>>684358906
all righty then. heaviest in the thread already coming through
>>684358906
Pretty good choice OP. Look into the members other band infant destroyer if you have not yet.
>>684359493
T H I S
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J6e5lNsvRU
>>684359493
yes yes more more
ugly/avarage girls you'd fuck continued!!!
>>684361528
All of her please.
>>684362245
>>684362245
>>684362440
i dont have this much, but have seen a lot of her
>>684362527
Decided I'll take a chance at quitting /b/ for good.
If you roll dubs, you never come back to /b/ again. You must roll 5 times.
>>684360480
Roll #2
>>684360559
Roll #3
Roll 1
I don't care
>>684360592
Roll #4
CIVILIZATION THREAD
Three people set out to create the longest lasting empire of all time. They have just arrived with nothing else besides the clothes on their backs and a small pile of food.
>Turn: 0
>Population: 3
>Food: 10 (-3)
>Supplies: Nothing
>Dubs decide
we find a nuke from an ancient civilization and we detonate it giving us superpowers but we die of dysentery
>>684360140
this of course
>>684360140
roll
eat the other two people and then ascend to godhood
>>684360422
nice nigga killyourself
Trips gets the blowjob video of my ex
>>684361470
Roll
>>684361470
Hot
>>684361470
Get
gimme gimme gimme
You will never deliver
I invited a money whore to my sleeping room for some general activities. I want her to enjoy snacks. What snacks should i put out for her. Should I put them in easy to reach places? Im nervous because i dont know what whores eat and there was s nothing about it in the brochure
>>684359075
they usually like dry dog food and a dish of water on the floor
Any food shaped like a penis.
>>684359197
Do i get the kind with vegetables? Should I invite a dog over to make her feel more comfortable? I dont know any dogs though.
Nothing that sticks in the teeth, like feeding a hoe who does oral oreos is a bad idea. Looks like cavities, tastes like dick and oreo. So, unenjoyable for either. Many dont have there own transportation, at least if there was a pimp there is that chance. So something takeout is nice. Maybe a grilled chicken combo something. Also a hoe will be wary of a drink that could be roofied so a sealed can soda would be nice. Chick may be watchin her figure so it may be turned down anyway.
>>684359435
just whatever you can find is fine they arent that picky
How does /b/ enjoy their Saturday nights?
>be me
>be living by myself in big empty house
>be enjoying wings and beer
I'm living the loners dream and I wouldn't have it any other way
same, except with cats instead of wings.
did just eat a peanut butter burrito, tho.
life is dumb.
>>684356195
Fuck off, Daniel.
Can i live with you im 20 and im not a rapist or anything im one of those rare people that dont wanna look back in kife and regret not doing something
>>684355865
Wife out of town at a bachelorette party right now. Trying not to go insane with all the dick that's probably all up near her and her floozie ass friends right now
me too but i made hamburgers, about to play some dark souls 3
Ask a guy serving in the idf anything
Why should I care?
bump
>>684356633
What color socks do you wear on Thursdays?
>>684356749
idk why not
>>684356633
whats your dick size?
Will dump if interest
>>684356746
Lurkers?
Anyone?
>>684357273
>>684357612
Lurking
>>684357612
Yeah yeah go ahead
interested
>>684356628
If you were granted three wishes what would you wish for? (with the exception of more wishes)
>>684356680
Id wish for dubs
>>684356832
>not wishing for trips
>>684356680
more genies
>>684356680
Omnipotence
That particular Genie as an always obedient sex slave
And i dunno a really good cheesecake or something i already have what i want.
magic cure for depression
enough money that I can comfortably quit my job and enjoy my hobbies (namely, I want to rejoin a bar band and teach guitar., I love it, but it doesn't pay enough)
to have had the cure 15 years ago
Sup /b/, rate my face.
How soon should I kill myself?
Also, faces of /b/ thread
>>684355956
Age?
>>684355956
Dont kys u look fine no homo rate me
>>684356592
Yep, you too hold on the killing self. Nice beard.
Angelic trips
Creep time.
>>684359576
>Creep time.
shit. mods
>>684359576
she definitely knew you was taking a picture.
Sup /b/ ask me anything
>>684357441
How was your day homie
>>684357441
How many extra chromosomes you got for me?
Will u live stream ur sucide for us
>>684357515
It was Average. Unproductive, but enjoyable
>>684357594
zero
>>684357633
no why would i do that
Home alone. What do b :)
>>684359415
Suck a dick.
>>684359415
Ok What did she do to make you so butthurt? Youre obviously butthurt. In the meantime though, post some more pics.
pussy?.
>>684359783
Wat
Hitler wanted to exterminate this.
You're an idiot, he wanted ALL to be blonde and blue eyed. Learn SS-social studies, Zieg Heil nigger!
>>684356136
Is that a Jew? If so, I can see why.
First of all, she's a tranny. But that's besides the point. She has brown eyes.
>>684357235
>>684356892
she's brown eyed you nig nog on a hog
futanari thread