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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Best nudes you have
ITT: We summon mods
Post shit that crosses the line on /b/ and see how mods react.
>>685319890
>moot
>newfag
Take a pic from your POV
Post it
Discuss
I'm sat in the garden drinking frosty jacks
>>685316714
I hope it's mixed with blackcurrant concentrate.
If so:
Mah nigger.
If not:
Why do you hate yourself?
"Garden"
>>685316965
Ribena m8
>>685317138
You seem like an fine, upstanding chap.
Where are you based?
why are you single (no wife, no gf) anon ?
>>685317094
Sauce? Who dat
>>685317094
because women don't find themselves attracted to me.
but it's ok, i'm heading for arch-wizard anyway.
>>685317094
Because I literally have never tried to not be single.
>>685317642
How old?
>>685317094
Because i have garbage social abilities, and am only mildly attractive
Deutsch THread
#original
wie gehts?
was geht am we?
wieso einsam?
warum ist es gerade so kalt?
Satzbau, du Neger
>>685315365
fragen, du anon
>>685314926
Zipfelklatscher.
Okay Leute, gestern Abend ist mir die peinlichste, autistischste Situation meines bisherigen Lebens passiert. Da ich außer euch und 4chan nicht niemandem zum Erzählen habe und ich zu behindert zum greentexten auf englisch bin, gönnt euch doch mal folgende Geschichte.
20:30 in einer Großstadt in Deutschland und ich hab bock auf Pizza zum Abendessen. Gehe wie sonst auch meistens zum Rewe um die Ecke, hol mir ne Pizza Tex-Mex aus dem Regal (sehr zu empfehlen), etwas Obst (bäh) und stelle mich an die Kasse. Da fällt mir ein qtes, 5/7 Buntvieh zwei Plätze vor mir an...
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>>685315702
"Hey guck mal hier, was hälst du von meiner Hose?" fragt sie, anscheinend um das peinliche Schweigen zu brechen. Großer Fehler. Ich merke dass sie ein bisschen was getrunken hat. Sie ist nicht betrunken, aber ich schätze ein oder zwei Gläser Wein sind drinnen.
"Ja das ist eine Jeans" sage ich und ein stechender Schmerz zieht sich durch meinen Körper. Wow. No shit Sherlock.
"Oh tut mir leid wenn ich etwas aufgedreht bin" sagt sie "Ich bin heute nacht von meinen Eltern...
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Trips get a video of them kissing
Ayyyyyyy
Hope OP delivers
Or you could just post it.
rolling for that viedo
>>685322586
Roll
>>685322481
trips get
Just cought a mouse, trips decide what i do with it
Connect your PC
>>685319160
Thats your hammster faggot
cut it in half
Eat alive, with video
Space program part lll
Name my band
Unhirable
N-Wing
dindu nuffins
>>685318120
Nigger
league of fellons
ghetto memes
nigger
>>685315822
No, just no. Fuck these hurt my brain....
>>685315822
please more i love this retarded shit
>>685315822
I'm actually hella hard for this
Y'all some faggots idk why y'all think you're superior I'm not even black
And y'all still dumb af omg
Evalion nudes go
>>685311717
who is that semen demon?
>>685312011
some jew no doubt
>>685312198
She's an Aryan hybrid.
>>685312289
>"Aryan" (/ˈɛəriən, ˈɛərjən, ˈær-/)[1] is a term meaning "noble" which was used as a self-designation by ancient afghanistan Indo-Iranian people.
jew confirmed
It's your duty, Judy.
Is OP a massive faggot ?
Should I ?
>>685312633
Will i fuck today?
^^^ the first 3 question got exactly the correct answer... op is a wizard
>>685312633
hello wise ass.
>will i ever get laid?
I like boys
>>685316283
same!
me too!
feelsgood being cute boi
YLYL: Gaming Edition
rate?
>>685313985
>1000W
>>685313985
RETARD! You flexed your GFX card to make it fit in there didnt you????
Hope that bitch catches fire and burns your house down!
>Same cooler as OP, except my fan is in pull instead of push
>My Raidmax Horus case is ENTIRELY similar except front
>Jealous of RAM+GFX
>>685313985
Why 1000W?
>>685313985
>huge case for little stuff
>meh gpu
>1000W for that, seriously?
>ridiculous amount of storage, why?
2/5
Post girls you know and anons say how they'd fuck/degrade them.
>>685315742
Id put them in Chains.
Then force both of them to wear a burka. I would proceed to take a knife and ruin thier vaginas, so they never have fun with sex again. I would record all of this, then sell them to Isis as sex slaves. Thierfor I will not be beheaded when Isis attacks Sweden and Germany.
>>685315742
i'd let them remove their clothes, take some pictures, make out together, probably facialise them both and then post it on /b/. hoping this is what you have done anon!
>>685315742
fuck left is awesome I would fuck this tits while I choke her to death
Nobody leaves this thread 'less you've got dubs!
>>685317779
I'm out
>>685317779
How does it feel not to get quads?
/philosophy thread. I'm interested to hear what ideologies/beliefs you guys follow. whats your philosophy of life?
nihilist here.
>>685306647
>inb4 everyone thinks you're an edgy tryhard or your thread dies without any posts other than my own.
>>685306647
>nihilism
Unless you're a dummy who actually believes in existentialism, then you're an edgy tryhard.
>>685306647
Egalitarian. Except for niggers.
heterarchical anarchy
>>685307570
there's a bit of grey area here. There seems to be some sort of "edgy" stereotype regarding people with nihilistic beliefs. Maybe I would classify myself more towards an optimistic nihilist, which as cheesy as it sounds, basically means well we're all fucked but might as well enjoy it. I just believe it because i think it's true, no edgelord here.
Waifu claiming bread
>one claim per anon
>refrain from rp or sexual content
>insult and discuss
Tats claimed.
Britfag Maki Claim
ǝɯnʎ ƃuıɯıɐlɔ<
Nymph claimed
Cutest thing
>>685315792
I see. I should play hearthstone again.
>>685316329
Yeah, it's like a lot of games nowadays. You have a background story and the game is focused on multiplayer, where the story doesn't make sense anymore(Rainbow Six Siege)
I'm fucking my friend's wife.
Should I post more?
>>685315722
Sure
>>685315819
What do you want to see?
>>685315722
You should tell your friend you piece of shit! Post more pics tho
>>685315927
I want ass
Also doe he know about it?
>>685315927
looks like you wear one shoe while you sex
Last thread reached its limits. Same rules no face stuck with only bedroom items meaning no proper toys or vegetables trips decides
>>685317727
is your skype the ruby from canada account
>>685317727
Naked Hitler salute
Fuck a chairleg
webm of you cumming or closeup of spread pussy
Yes it's ruby from Canada not accepting for a few hours
