Only boys have penises. If you have a penis you can never be a girl. Even if you cut it off or invert it you are still a boy forever.
>>685320415
post this on /lgbt/
>>685320415
Ok, someone paid attention in biology, what's your point?
>>685320415
What if the penises you have a re cut off and in a box in your freezer?
Is the dream of all radfems simply to be a boy?
Post your fetish, bonus points for pics/gifs/webms.
I get off to hypnosis related stuff, mostly drawn but occasionally 3d.
Also I hypnotize anons who are interested, it's pretty neat. (still looking for someone that can do it to me
>>685315885
no, you think?
share new pics not found on google
>>685319501
found on bing
>>685319962
perfect!
>>685319962
Got a name?
pic related
>be me, 24, learned mechatronics for automation
>work in company of apprenticeship for 2 years after getting my license
>boss runs profit_optimization.sh only months before my 1-year contract runs out
>motherfucker offers me next 1 year contract with a cutthroat 50€ wage raise
>i initiate GTFO maneuver, just dont sign it.
>motherfucker expected me to sign and is noticeably shocked
>victorious_smile.png
>le me start working for temporary employment agency
>new boss sends me to company producing container cranes
>within 4 months my salary raises to more then 130% of my old cutthroat salary
>good_life.exe
>le me even starts eveningschool to make diplom as technician at eveningschool
>finaly be satisfied with my job (nice co workers and boss, better working hours, over-average salary, basicaly i have it all)
>one warm and sunny saturday morning get on my motorbike to rice it to buddy, gaming session
>drive back
>at one intersection dumb bitch with 2 kids in chrysler PT cruiser stands waiting on the left, i have priority.
>dumb bitch has totaly free sight into the direction at wich i'm approaching the intersection
>dumb bitch is at v=0 for at least 6-8 seconds
>le me about to legitimatly cross intersection
>5 meters before i enter the intersection dumb bitch goes full throttle (me has v=50km/h atm)
>MORTAL_FEAR.PNG
>have absolutly no chance to brake
>instinctivly lean to right a little
>me hits her bumper next to front right fender
>my left leg in between her fender and my motorblock, hit with a large proportion of total impact force
>me beeing hurled over her hood
>touchdown at other side of dumb bitchs cars
>dumb bitchs window is already lowered as i raise my head with the biggest WTF mankind has ever seen in my eyes
>dumb bitch screams multiple times that she didnt see me
>i shout at her how to fuck thats even possible
>dumb bitch gets out of her car and as a dumb bitch does, she unlocks the back doors
>kids on street watching my struggle
continue?
Yez
no bikers are full of shit. you deserved to die shitkid
Fuck dude, I'm wanting to get my first bike soon. That scar is scary as hell. Was there a life-threatening amount of blood loss?
>>685325072
They must have balls to share the road with retards like you with zero protection. Have fun in your fucking taurus.
SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE PRIVATE
have fun
>>685327559
roll
Bread roll
>>685327559
roroll
rollo ROLL rlll OOO
Dubs decide what I do with my new dog.
give it a treat
Leave it alone and kill yourself
give it to me for free
Go play with it
ayy
You're not my mom!
>>685317865
4 Words Niggas wanna hear?
WE WUZ KANGS N SHIEEET
Remember niggas cant count so they won't know the difference.
>>685317865
I came inside. Whaaaat?
MONEY, DICK, CHOCOLATE, DIVORCE
Suck my fucking dick.
Send a message to Donald Trump /b/
>>685317476
who?
Thank you for vowing to destroy liberalism, politically correctness and bringing this country back to true western values.
All of these liberal nutjobs need a swift kick in the ass.
>>685318776
>destroying liberalism
>true western values
pick one.
>Also the nutjobs on the left are not liberals.
>>685318776
>I DON'T LIKE THESE HOT OPINIONS AND PEOPLE I DISAGREE WITH SHOULD BE HURT XDDDD
Your average Trumptard, ladies and gentlemen.
roll for your GoT waifu
>>685321299
Rewl
rollan
I rolled in the other one it was more interesting choices
>>685321299
relling
Faces of /b/
You know nothing.
rate?
>>685320833
you look like you cry after sex
>>685320833
you know nothing, jon snow
Fuck marry kill thread
>>685317801
that order, right to left
>>685319681
fuck middle, marry left, kill right
>>685320887
How about these?
25m in Ohio looking to cocktribute..
>>685305487
That dick looks nasty
>>685305487
I see you scrubbed the poop stains off.
Tribute a michigan slut for me for blackmail purposes
You're gonna love this, trust me: these are what's known as "singles"...
dont fuck this up Goku
...and these are called "doubles". But I could go one step further if I wanted to.
>>685313341
rolling for singles
>>685313491
Best nudes you have
ITT: We summon mods
Post shit that crosses the line on /b/ and see how mods react.
>>685319890
>moot
>newfag
Take a pic from your POV
Post it
Discuss
I'm sat in the garden drinking frosty jacks
>>685316714
I hope it's mixed with blackcurrant concentrate.
If so:
Mah nigger.
If not:
Why do you hate yourself?
"Garden"
>>685316965
Ribena m8
why are you single (no wife, no gf) anon ?
>>685317094
Sauce? Who dat
>>685317094
because women don't find themselves attracted to me.
but it's ok, i'm heading for arch-wizard anyway.
>>685317094
Because I literally have never tried to not be single.
>>685317642
How old?
Deutsch THread
#original
wie gehts?
was geht am we?
wieso einsam?
warum ist es gerade so kalt?
Satzbau, du Neger
>>685315365
fragen, du anon
>>685314926
Zipfelklatscher.
Okay Leute, gestern Abend ist mir die peinlichste, autistischste Situation meines bisherigen Lebens passiert. Da ich außer euch und 4chan nicht niemandem zum Erzählen habe und ich zu behindert zum greentexten auf englisch bin, gönnt euch doch mal folgende Geschichte.
20:30 in einer Großstadt in Deutschland und ich hab bock auf Pizza zum Abendessen. Gehe wie sonst auch meistens zum Rewe um die Ecke, hol mir ne Pizza Tex-Mex aus dem Regal (sehr zu empfehlen), etwas Obst (bäh) und stelle mich an die Kasse. Da fällt mir ein qtes, 5/7 Buntvieh zwei Plätze vor mir an der Kasse auf. Wirklich ziemlich hot, ein paar bunte Tattoos aber auch ein Nasenpiercing, egal. Ich schau ihre Regenbogenhaare an, denke mir "okeh nachher anscheinend auf suicidegirls fappen", aber da kommt sie zu mir.
"Hi meinst du du kannst meine Sachen mitbezahlen und wir rechnen das nachher aus? Ich sammel die Rewe-Sticker für meine kleine Cousine".
"Öhm ja klar, kein Problem"
Sie legt ihre Weintrauben und ihre Weinflasche zu meinen Sachen. Soweit so gut. Schweißdrüsen und Pumpe sind zwar jetzt auf Maximaler Schub, aber bevor sie das riecht bin ich bestimmt schon draußen.
Peinliches Schweigen.
>cont
