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Hunger Games/UltimateArena
(Last thread died horribly.)
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>>677356913
Done.
>>677357554
YESSSS!
Seems like I'm the only one here...
A Pitahaya
Everything is 0
Ask someone who woke up to find his father stone fucking cold dead on the floor this morning anything.
>>677356536
why whould you make a thread about that?
u gon eat that op?
Any regrets towards your pups?
Anything you would wanna change between the two of you?
Stone Cold's dead?
>>677356711
Because I am trying to avoid sleep, and trying to rationalize his death, despite the fact that he was very much alive and healthy despite being a fatass not one hour before his death of what I can only assume was a heart attack.
In my humble opinion this guy is the king of traps. I also heard that he is on 4chan quite often. So if you are here I got a question for you.
1. Where'd you get those stockings? I found one pair https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product /B00AFCKX9Q/ref=ox_sc_act_title_2?i e=UTF8&psc=1&smid=AJYMP2JONDVUI but I can't find the pink-turqoise ones
INB4 Op is a faggot
Yes I am :)
don't post this faggit battlestation trap...he's a faggit
>>677353334
>king of traps
He has a 100% male body and he is 100% unpassable.
He's just a plain boring rossdresser.
I really want those stockings tho
>>677354445
>>677354297
>>677354445
Crossdresser*
>>677354598
Go to ebay or amazon. They are literally just a few bucks.
ask a femanon anything
>inb4 tits or gtfo
why are you intent on ruining the world, femanons?
>>677354479
tits or gtfo
>>677354479
how do you feel about guys with foot fetishes
>>677354479
As if being femanon makes you special
Let's see the faces of /b/
>>677355641
Nice jacket
bumps
OMEGLE THREAD!!!
Bamp.
What happened? Did she help she was a qt.
>>677354488
nobody wants to see some faggot's dick over and over
cut that shit out, just show what the women are doing its fucking annoying, fucking faggot wants dudes jerking off to his ugly dick
>>677354766
/r/ nazi tattoos
>>677354710
why not just fucking post this in /r/?
also >>>/r/
>>677354710
Hitler would be so proud of you
CIV THREAD: cont, new bread, prepare your anus. DUBS DECIDE
>>677355288
>kek'd
Roll for Isis beheadings, still waiting on drowned refugees
>>677355288
what happened to the last civ? the one with the Aryan master race, Amazon's and stuff? I couldn't follow because wagecuck
>>677355677
It 404d, roll for sex slave goes on a rampage
>>677355569
Drowned Refugee added
>>677355288
Aliens mix Zombie Croc Hunter DNA with Zombie Hitler DNA to create Adolf Irwin, who unites the sandcrocs and whites under lord Xenu. The sandcrocs gain control of the sex slaves.
Can someone please send me some money over paypal because i have been scammed over $250 and now i am broke and cant buy my little brother a birthday present can someone please help
If u want to help my email is [email protected]
You aren't responsible enough to handle your own money, I'd rather not trust my own to you. Tell your brother happy birthday you fuck.
>>677352671
>Tell PayPal and file a false payment report.
>get your money back
>????
>break-even
>>677352671
Get a job you begging faggot. And also as said before you can't even handle your own money why would we want you handling ours?
>>677352671
What does your little bro want for his birthday?
s/fur
Lurking i guess.
Grabbing food.
>these hips doe
>>677355366
Hips are god tier body part
Who do you choose?
4
5
Why doesn't the African American chick have a number?
>>677355371
ROLLING FOR ANY NUMBER 1=6 2=7 3=8 4=9 5=10
>>677355696
Because this isn't a beastiality thread.
Good evening, /b/, I hope you are all well.
Recently I've been seeing a lot of stuff about the "Friendzone", mainly on places like Facebook, so this is what brings me to you tonight. I want to ask you a question.
I want to know what the Friendzone means and represents to you all, individually. This isn't about whether it's real or not. It's about, your experience and how you feel about it. What it means and what it represents to you all on a personal level. (If you want to add your stories, too, I would like to hear them)
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I never got friendzoned, just creepzoned :)
>>677353866
I'm not sure how to take that, honestly. But thank you for your contribution.
I suppose, thinking about it, that could also open a whole new avenue of discussion. Hmmm. Anyway, thank you for taking the time to read it.
>>677353557
being freindzoned is like working your ass of to get a job but then its filled by some other random shit and you are just left behind. lost. dunno what to do where to go. you wonder when the next job might even come around.if there even is such a thing as a next job. you will always wonder what if you got the job. thats the best way i can think of it.
>>677353557
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p37_Ux1G_BI
link related
memes
>>677354088
Checking your roll and quite the analogy, too.
What is this on my leg?
>>677354346
Aids or cancer
>>677354346
it's more likely aids but yeah
Looks like a pimple? Maybe something bit you
Mate it's the beginning of a new race of sand niggers growing on your leg watch out. It's gonna need amputating
>>677354346
looks like tumour
Who went to the new york international auto show?
I was working as one of the people checking bags, it was my 1st time on the job.
I have quite the story.
Women
>>677352990
>I have quite the story
yeah so does every fucking asshole that starts a thread, do you have any real pics?
>>677352990
Okay, so here's the story
>Be me
>Today
>working as bag inspector at the car show
>Once in a while do a random bag check (You're only allowed to look in the bag at random checks or if you beleive something suspicious is inside)
>all is well
>First time I check a womans bag randomly
>Be...
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>>677353327
yes
>>677353227
Hell yeah I have real photos
(sorry it took a sec to get it)
>>677352990
Op I reckon that you're wearing gloves, right?
care to explain?
>>677356052
They like to touch penises together
>>677356052
You are a faggot. That is all.
>>677356052
Balls aren't touching so no homo.
>>677356052
the mass moved to our brains
grower not a shower kek
Ask a professionally diagnosed psychopath anything.
Questions riddled with either incoherent nonsense and conjecture won't be answered.
No I'm not an edgy teen, I'm 27 and dress like a human being.
would you kill 1 person to save 10?
>>677354487
None of their lives mean anything to me, so it really depends on if there would be a reward for either result, if not, no
>>677354793
would you kill a thousand people for 1 billion dollars?
>>677354793
does your families or friends lives matter to you?
>>677355037
It would be one hell of a task, but if it was possible without getting caught, I wouldn't hesitate
Prove you're White.
I let my microwave timer finish before removing my meal.
I have a good relationship with my father
>>677356110
gay
>>677355902
I'm voting for Bernie!
My credit report is a high 700
Rule 34
>>677354481
Thats all?
Cmon OP
Atleast try not to be a faggot
>>677354481
Im game
Last Trap Thread 404'd.
Anyone got more like this?
>>677353553
Holy crap gays are fucking degenerates
>>677353553
to the guy who was looking for his old pics - make a way for users to contact u thru tubmlr...idk how...and ill send them there
>>677353553
youre not a trap, youre just disgusting. post some fucking traps regardless of what /b/ says im NOT gay. i DONT wanna see this disgusting shit. if it dowsnt LOOK like a fucking girl its not a fucking trap!!!
>>677353553
More fag fodder for your fap folder.
Doesn't that cause problems when he takes a shit? Like with leaking or something? I have to believe that stretches something permanently at some point.
Trips names my knife
the cuckler
OJ
Nigger mower
>>677356624
exhibit A
>>677356624
How about this op?
http://www.streamboobs.com/sweetaangel/
