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Drop your dankest memes /b/tards
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>>677327259
I'd like Nazis liberating my country.
But not japs.
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>>677327401
yes fucking japs
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>>677327401
what do you have against glorious nippon? prfer the damn italians?

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>watching Deadpool
>opening scene is pretty cool
>of course they had to give him music
>lame rap song while he is coloring?
>jumps off over pass
>beats up bad guys
>SUV goes into a roll
>then slow motion
>his head pops out of the SUV's sunroof
>" did I leave the oven on? hurrr durrr "
>got up and left theater
>asked for refund for ticket
>ticket guy says
>" its terrible right? "
>refunds my ticket
>went to a bar instead
>fucked a fat chick
>had a way better time


How could they seriously make marvels clown hero not funny?

What the faaaaaack.
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The stove joke made me cringe too, was way too cliche.
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>>677326121
honestly, as someone who isn't really involved with comic books, I may not get it, but do they really believe that breaking the 4th wall so much is funny. I mean after a while it just becomes tedious
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Had mixed reactions to a lot of the jokes as well and definitely didn't think it lived up to the hype I had been hearing about for the last month. One of the lasts scenes with the Jackman mask though was fucking gold. Bartender dude was also a bro.
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>>677326656
>bar dude

That's T.J. Miller, and honestly, I would have rather him play Deadpool

Then ole' lispy Ryan.

But the teens and kids like Ryan, so that's who they farted out.

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>>677329192
Moarrrrrrrrrrrr Jesus Christ
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>>677329192
Is that you OP?
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>>677329192
More!
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>>677329192
Fuck the shit out of her what do you think?
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>>677329192
I'd ask for fucking timestamp

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I hate my liiiiife, and I hate YOUUUUUU--
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>>677325874
Top fucking solid kek
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>>677325874
b-but I love you
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>>677325874
I hate my wife, and her boyfriend too
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>>677326744
I HATE TO HATE AND I HATE THAT, I HATE MY LIFE SO VERY BAD

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Would you?
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Would I marry her?

Yes I would
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>>677325201
Is it sapient?
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>>677325201
No
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what is its social and reproductive structure? also its depth of complexity and self awareness? also life span?

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/b/'s thoughts on this video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK_zwl-lnmc
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How is that retarded twat still classified as 'Country'?
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>>677326440
Itll make the niggers happy
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thoughts on this sex doll?
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>>677326440
I hate her new haircut

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I make skyrim porn

Dubs 42 69 and 18 gets requests granted (if they are possible)
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had those mods too at a point. got any MMF?
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>>677322777
Trips wins first request. Not any made yet, but i'll get right to it. Since he did not request race or character, i'll go with whatever fits me best.
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>>677322777
TRIPS
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>>677323012
Still here with you. I'm not pretentious really, you put your imagination at work man :)

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Bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark
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Words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words
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Rattles rattles rattles rattles rattles rattles rattles rattles rattles rattles rattles rattles rattles rattles rattles rattles rattles rattles rattles rattles rattles rattles rattles rattles rattles rattles rattles
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>>677324858
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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MEXICANS MEXICANS MEXICANS MEXICANS
MEXICANS MEXICANS MEXICANS MEXICANS
MEXICANS MEXICANS MEXICANS MEXICANS
MEXICANS MEXICANS MEXICANS MEXICANS
MEXICANS MEXICANS MEXICANS MEXICANS
MEXICANS MEXICANS MEXICANS MEXICANS

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Gonna need some small tits
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>>677326996
My kind of thread. Let me get started.
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This one's a bit weird
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And moar
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How many friends do you have? And by friends I mean friends who put the same amount of effort into the friendship as you do. And do you cut people off who dont?
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>>677323991
zero.
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>>677324828
me too, wanna be friends?
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do online friends count? if not, 0.

I don't particularly care for relationships.They seem boring, repetitive and useless. In a friendship you may get gifts, hangouts, trust, whatever. You can do without these things, EASILY. The amount of time and effort put into to maintain such a friendship isn't worth it for me so I prefer to be alone.
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Three close friends if you don't count my gf or my siblings. Go fishing, out for beers, shooting, help each other with projects, and just generally fuck around. I'm 29, buddies 26~45.

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Question to all Soldierfags:im planning to join the Military in a Year,how should i prepare for it?
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Prepare your anus
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>>677325204
Not going to Prison.
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>>677325301
Oh, well in that case learn to relax the throat muscles.
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>>677325026
im not a military fag but i guess workout and do alot of cardio. obviously might not be true but i heard someone say they gotta run a 2 miles in 22 min. i can run a mile in 17 mins kek

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Queen Nord of /b/ thread part two.

Migrating from >>677306604.
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>>677326382
OP is here as always
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Hoping that Queen will stream again tonight

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Help /b/, my little sister only hangs around black guys.

How do i explain to her that its wrong? I'm worried she'll end up dating one of them one day..
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>>677326757
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>>677326757
It's not wrong. Let her make her own choices in life you censorious fucker.
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>>677326944
cuck niggerlover
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>>677326917
>>677326944
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
Ofcourse its fucking wrong.
If they're a bunch of hood rat niggers who speak in ebonics instead of proper english then its a fucking problem.

Don't listen to these cunts OP, they're obviously a minorities or female.

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girls don't like me. what's wrong with them ?
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You're ugly.
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or you don't slap them hard enough
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>>677325136
Sauce
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there's something wrong with you, not them, this kind of mentality causes things like Elliot Rodgers

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You've been marooned on a island, 5 people are with you, you have food for a week, one pistol and one shot, what do you do on the first day?
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>>677327098
Shoot the food
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>>677327098
kill one person now there is one less person too feed.
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kill myself
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>>677327098
Kill everyone and turn them into a boat

what's the dumbest first name in your country ?
>Kevin
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>>677326012
Ärm
Peedu
Ergo
Eero
Brent
Uuno
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>>677326012

sauce
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Vas'ya
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Moot.

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God tier movie and game soundtracks
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>>677324860
Hey if you like Blade runner music, you should listen to perturbator. Lot of reference to the 80s SF movies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8DekFFCE5c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8DekFFCE5c
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>>677325487
I fucked up
Here's the full album :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Vsf3zYppP4
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>>677325487
anon i got that shit on lockdown.
Have every perturbator album
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love it or hate it, but the soundtrack is amazing.

>post your favorite pictures
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>>677326893
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Young teen non-nude thread. Lets see what you folks got.
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remember mariemodel-online?
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s/fur believes in you
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Gee, thanks s/fur!
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sometimes I love /co/
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>>677326753
>>677325773
They're going through my records and they havne't told me anything yet
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>>677327018
KRYSTIA
MANWHANAGAN

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