/b/, how do you ask a girl you know for casual sex?
Well I just gave you mom a quarter and she was down for it.
The best bit was when she gave me back my change.
>>674394963
Ay bb, wan sum fuk??
>>674394963
You ask how she feels about casual sex.
>>674394963
This is how you do it.Get behind her and KNOCK HER THE FUCK OUT then leace before she wakes up cause yuo will have to kill her .For good measure clean your cum of off her (DNA evidence) , and always remember kill whoever sees you
Sluts you wanna fuck thread
Swiss edition
>>674394692
same girl
Cringe thread
my life is a cringe thread
>>674395007
kekd
Would you have sex with a girl who has a dick and let her cum on your face with her feminine semen for $100,000?
That is called gay for pay.
>>674393720
That is called your dad at a truck stop.
100K is a lot of money. I'd probably let the guy do it for 500K, because that would be helpful in paying down my hospital cancer bills.
there isn't much i wouldnt do for 100k
This cop walks up to your window...
"Sir, are you under the influence of anything of the sort?"
(Your Reaction)
AM I BEING DETAINED?!
AM I BEING DETAINED?!?!?
>>674394304
I'm under the influence of those pheromones that you are throwing off right now.
>>674394304
Fuck you, Judge!
>I was 15
>It was my first time on /b/
>Mentioned my gender
>Suddenly bombarded with "tits or gtfo"
>Freaked out and sent a quick shot of my 15 year old boobs
>Everyone asked for more
>15 year old me enjoyed the attention
>Sent full nudes
>Am 20 now
>Tfw I made people fap to cp of myself
Post proof
>>674394985
How do I upvote this?
Tits or GTFO
post de photos
>>674392524
I like your sternum
tits or gtfo
>>674392594
thankies
What game do you want?
Timestamp or gtfo
How many nuts have you lost to this perfect female?
>>674393500
soon to be many, sauce?
>>674393500
how many contact lenses have you lost?
Her name is Ren Rikka for you creeper anons
>>674393500
>female
>>674393800
>her
Dubs to see her tits.
ez dubs
>>674393768
Here
rolllllllllllllllllllllll
>>674393768
Dubs
It's that time again /b/
Soundcloud thread.
Here is my stuff, psytrancey sort of shit.
https://soundcloud.com/frequenpsy-shift/tracks
I encourage discussion, sharing, arguments all that shit.
People, get stuck into this, critique the crap out of my shitty music.
bumpity
favorite vsts?
favorite/best daw?
windows v mac?
Massive or maybe sylenth
Ableton fuck yes
Fucking apple using alternative vst formats. Cunts
Also, cubase are niggers.
yep, and logic pro sucks dick
Also, fuck house and rnb niggerish music
Anyone here have a cracked version of Bassism? I'm too cheap for the 30 euro
would you buttfuck her?
>>674393363
oh yes! your sis?
>>674393363
Without doubt
>>674393454
cousin actually
>>674393686
mmm, she's so fine! first pic you came to? any candids?
Prove you are white
ich bin deutsch das sagt ja wohl alles über meine hautfarbe aus
sieg power
white heil
>>674393240
I have a sales receipt for my bike.
I get pissed at the Nigerians at Wal-Mart for talking in their God Damn click and grunt language, speak English you gorilla motherfucker!
I know my dad
>>674393685
St. Patrick's Day Hookers
>>674393685
The suburban sluts of kantabria
#StPatricksDay
>>674393685
The Cuntz
Cont from >>674385795
>many fags and cucks
yay thread!
Bump
Pizza raid incoming
I am maddi's friend, and I approve this new thread
ill start.
>>674392398
Besides starting, could you also continue?
So what is this?
>>674392398
MODS
>>674392666
Stfu you stupid cunt, OP pls continue :)
i have pretty nice feet for a dude I've been told. have had a few friends guys and girls who asked to massage them randomly.
i have more pics if anyone would like to see.
guess what size i am :)
>>674392700
Pic of both soles, OP?
Wtf your fucking heel is the size of your great toe. Please post more pics.
sure !
>>674392858
my toes are freakishly long T.T
how many of you can get all your fingers between ur toes?
Would you rather live with Mexicans or Muslims?
Mexicunts, duh
Mexicans.
Camel shit smells worse than donkey shit
mexicans
>>674392477
Mexicans.
roll your dick destiny
>>674392327
drill penis get
2
6 get
My penis is the penis that will drill the heavens
why isn't this a good argument?
>>674391994
IT'S [insert current year] HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW THIS IS NOT A GOOD ARGUMENT?
>>674391994
ARE YOU KIDDING ME??
>>674392231
no im being truthful.
hes normally talking about social issues, as time goes on we progress as a society, thus its [inserts current year] so we should be mean to gay people anymore.
right?
>>674392231
The opposition (you I guess) do exactly the same thing, so whats the problem?
Are you saying you want everyone with an opinion to be silent, is that what that picture is promoting?
FB fap thread!!
>>674391897
not nicedude