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O.K. Guys, you know the drill
help me get laid.
Dubs or 69 decides.
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I am op and i am desperatee
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Want to fuck tonight?
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Ask her if she prefers he pickles be dill or regular
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>>676814600
Winrar

Diaper thread?

Diaper thread.
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>>676805121
I thought I owned every diaper there is to own...what is that?
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Why try diapers give me the pros

Waifu claiming thread again

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>Hugs for all
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>insult other waifus
>most important: Have fun!
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>>676814063
the other is having a better start, let's 404 this one
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>>676814272
could just delete it fam.
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>>676813908
Hard to say if it's even a girl but I like to consider it while Frisk is male. Sort of like a ying yang. Also what the hell is the kid doing being your waifu?

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Name a sadder movie death
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>>676809147
oh no a ded dog im so sad.
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>>676809147

Did you even try
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Have any of you retards ever even seen The Notebook?
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here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tXApeDnlAE

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I found a mouse in my trash can today.

Not sure what I should do with this.
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Pee on it then let it go with a message to tell his friends not to come around anymore
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>>676806869
I'm tempted to light a small fire in there and slowly feed the flames.
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>>676806869
don't come around here no more
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>>676807207
Naw, just pee on it /b/ro

New to android phones. Can /b/ recommend some launchers/wallpapers to make it look less generic? Also general phone wallpaper/launcher rate thread

Pic related is mine right now
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>>676804415
i use an animated background and all my shit is on one page inside folders
it works
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use this
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>>676804415
Nova is a good launcher
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>>676804692
What's an animated background look like?

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2/3

>one time her period's late by a week
>imagine the frustration
>she eventually gets it, but is pale white for weeks
>I start to loose my friends
>getting worse every month
>every once and then we can afford a few condoms
I forgot to mention that they are fucking expensive here, like they WANT young ppl to get preggo
>fuck like animals when protection is on
>also when its off
>one month, around that time
>she disappears
>ohno
>my heads spinning, I think of worse and worse ideas
>then I find out
>her period was late again
>she wanted to hide it
>she left home for a few days
>doing things i dont wanna know
>cutting herself and shit
>ultimately taken to a hospital because of mental state
>someone found her wandering I guess
>Im afraid of her mother, and my parents and such, but this incident is basically forgotten instantly
>they dont really find out why she did it
>period was late, but it came eventually
>I can take no more
>its summer
>I ask her to come with me for a walk
>she knows what I want
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3/3

>were on an empty field, sitting in the grass or what
>I tell that i am going to snap if this continues
>im crying
>I loved her
>she agrees
>she loved me
>we cant continue
>but we cant stop
>the sex was good, but this was much much moar
>we somehow manage to break up
>shes wailing, me too, im howling of crying
>we sit there for hours
>we agree that this was for the best
>cant leave
>sleep on the field
Its lucky that noone was there to see or hear us literally roaring of sadness.
>mfw I probably broke up with the girl I was meant to marry, if I was 10 years older
>mfw i had a 2 year relationship when I was 15
>mfw this might have been love, something i havent felt since
>mfw no money for condoms
>mfw when the sex is so good, it ruins everything
>we talked once, 2 years after this. hearing her voice felt like coming home
>she told me she loved me. I loved her.
>it would have been impossible to meet then, she moved away to some other fucking town
>back then I missed her, now its fading, but this changed me. I had to fucking grow up. It wasnt good.

Well, I read this after I finished, and I have to say that my writing skills are little to none, but I'll post, maybe some of you can relate.
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>>676798891
tl:dr
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>>676798891
Op, you could have gotten a part time job you lazy fuck, so you would be fucking like rabbits even now.
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just what I need
I'm not posting my shit again

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How often do you get dubs /b/?
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>>676804011

statistically it's 1 in 11
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never, i go for trips.
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>>676804077
Holy fuck
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>>676804077
what about trips?

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Fap Worthy Fakes. Anyone feel like sharing some?
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celeb or oc?
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>>676807370
I like oc but everything's good.
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New Loli Bread
(Baked In High Res Edition)
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i want to hear a girl talking in a loli voice, but talking really dirty.

any help?

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YLYL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbR8bFRxoYo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zim6fQvx3KY

Fresh OC
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Nude or nah?
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Trophy thread: chicks you're proud to have fucked. PT.2
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>>676803904
That's like bragging for winning a bronze trophy
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Uhm, yeah.. About that...
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>>676804162
she was pretty good tbh

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FB Fap thread
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Y U NO ROAM
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>>676795505
YOURE POSTING ILLEGAL MATERIAL...ENJOY GETTING V&
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Left or right?
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ITT: gay anthropomorphic animals.
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Does anyone know a way to deal with ants effectively?
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>>676804090
petrol and a match
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I like gay porn. Does anyone else like gay porn?
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>>676805204
I don't want to burn my house down.

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Thx Titler
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sage and reported. pupper.
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Thx titler
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Thx Titler

Thx so much
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>>676803426
Thx Titler

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FB fap thread since last one = image limit GO
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>>676807754
If only I had her nudes still
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>>676807907
can't actually express how salt i am
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More!

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You save you lose
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>>676799306
YES!

Waifu claiming thread Quatr.0

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>Hugs for all
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
158 posts and 143 images submitted.
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>>676806369
>Where did the milk come from?
>>676806471
You can If I keep it up
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>>676806369
>Yuuko
>In Murica
>Gay
They're wrong, aren't they?
>Wouldn't mind if they were right tough

They're really sweet! Thing is, it works with my contacts who I have. Those need to give me new contacts and so one. I don't think I have enough contacts for that.
Most of my contacts are high school students. Not university or college students who already live alone
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>>676806181
Hello. I'm doing great
>>676806369
>where did milk come from
I always wondered this.
>oh yeah. Look at them baby cows suck on dem tities. Ohoooooh man. I need some of that
Marie rose claimed
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for ruby anon

Name rate thread?
ill go first
Hayden,
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>>676804871
starwars/10
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>>676804940
DIDNT SEE THAT ONE COMIN
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>>676804871
6,5
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lucas

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