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Roll! I need some cum play games bros!
If you want I will upload the results with photos
Im extremly hot! I need a fapgame with cumplay please!
>>682950031
rolling
Ralllin
>>682950031
Roll
Ok storytime /b/ros
hope you enjoy.
grap a beer or a buttplug or whatever you like.
This is about me fucking a 15yr old girl at my younger cousins house when I was already 28.
absolutely no regrets
First Part:
>>be me
>>be from germany
>>be 28yr old average looking dude living on my own
>>invited to confirmation of younger cousin
>>you are usually somewhere between 13-15
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Part 2:
>>me suffers through church time filled with sexy teens.
>>luckily without getting too aroused to stand up at the end
>>boner in suit pants is not as easy to hide as with jeans i guess.
>>fresh air outside and shaking boring peoples hands is helping
>>So I'm standing there with my aunt, uncle, mother etc. and suddenly 'chubby' arrives with a friend.
>>another...
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Bumping for interest
Part 3
>>after some smalltalk with my uncle and his wife telling me whats up next we make our way to the cars to get to their house.
>>'sweetytits' and 'chubby' following me to my car. "we want to drive with you anon!"
>>I'm like "fine whatever" but I'm actually not fine with this.
>>I don't want these sexy ass young girls around me.
>>I don't...
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Part 4
>>the girls disapeared into 'chubby's room eventually and I had time to cool off a bit.
>>actually enjoying non sex-related conversation with older people I'm not attracted to at all.
>>food was ok.
>>body functions going back to normal.
>>I feel comfortable again
>>Than it hit me like a train.
>>My Aunt comes into the room telling me "'chubby'needs you in her room. there is something with her laptop."
>>yeah of fucking course there is something with her laptop. FUCKING BULLSHIT!
>>but i went to her room.
>>beeing the nice and always helping cousin that I am
>>find out there is something with the browser on her 5 yr old acer shitbox.
>>"my internet is so small" she says.
>>what???
>>I almost fell on the floor laughing when I was opening the browser.
>>there was like 25 different toolbars blocking the actual sites.
>>you may think "well thats a normal problem with girls computers"...NO! I imidiatly stopped laughing.
>>these little bitches just fucking tricked me.
>>they installed all the toolbars by themself to have a reason to get me into their room.
>>just for the record. i found out about this by sorting programms to uninstall by date and it was all from that day.
>>well played, well played. I was not even mad. I even liked it a bit.
>>so fixing the issue was pretty quick and easy.
>>I was like "done I'm going back downstairs"
>>"no please stay its so boring" 'sweetytits' grizzled
>>"ok, what should we do then I asked"
>>'chubby' suggested looking at photos from the trip they went to with all the other kids that had confirmation with them.
>>yeah ok how bad could this be...
>>next thing I know 'sweetytits' pulling me on 'chubby's bed next to her and places the laptop on my lap
>>'chubby' is sitting down on the other side.
>>Here we are a 28 year old dude sandwiched between extremely hot dressed girls half his age...
>>well-shaped teen tits hanging in my face
>>instant boner.
>>good thing laptop is hiding it.
>>682951838
Cont?
Style rate thread
Let's go
yeah, 10/10 clothing style but you need a watch. and vaping is gay as fuck
>>682927834
>>682927834
nice vape, I have the subvod kit, same tank, simpler battery.
>>682927968
Gonna cop that
>>682927834
gay/10
>>682928152
nice pants bro
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It's that time again, /b/ - New loli thread.
Here
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As I said in the last thread, I'm simply posting in the order they're stored. Not taking requests, not posting any specific genre.
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Phat white ass.
Big black cock.
Ask a p-psychologist anything!
I'm h-here (though late) for you Anonymous!
>>682936978
is being gay a mental illness?
>>682937398
Yes. Next
>>682937398
No, absolutely not.
>>682937479
Silly Anonymous.
Is it abnormal to have incest fantasies?
What about thinking about killing people a lot? Like, dreaming up sophisticated ways to commit murder and get away with it?
>>682937523
Not particularly.
Depends how often you do it; how much is "a lot"?
got some humble-keys I don't need
dubs choose game, post steamlink
> Gods Will Be Watching
> RONIN
> Company of Heroes
> Psychonauts
> Hitman: Absolution
> Deus Ex: Human Revolution
> Insurgency
> Surgeon Simulator 2013
>>682930973
Hitman pls
[email protected]
rolling for deus ex
http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortiisdeus
>>682931186
Roll
>>682931217
roll
You are trapped in a room with a female for 1 whole year. Every single day, every morning, afternoon and night, you have to have sex with her for the entire year.
The last 2 numbers of your post in reverse order reveal her age.
00 gets a male the same age as the poster below yours.
No rerolls. Goodluck.
>rolling for pic related - perfect 14 year old babe
>>682945571
>17
nice, now check mine
>>682945571
rolling
>>682945571
hopefully i get a milf. 40+ get
im a big homo
Rawling!
The best nudes you have /b/
>>682923325
I'm listening
ITT: post girls you know, other anons tell what thy would do to them
Get in here fags
I'd like to rub my cock all over her cute little face before fucking her mouth, holding her head down on it until she's swallowed the whole load.
i'd trim her eyebrows
>>682932283
would love to completely destroy those little lips eith my cock, and cum all inside her throat
>>682932283
I'd stutter and turn bright red like a tomato, then I'd trip over my shoelaces as I tried to back away. I'd stand up and brush myself off with tears brimming in my eyes, and I'd try to speak but the words wouldn't come out so I'd just silently mouth the word "sorry" before I ran away leaving a trail of liquid shit behind me.
anon,
why do you make fun of fat people ?
>>682925071
i don't. i silently judge them, but i encourage them when they try to get fit.
>>682925071
because
a) i'm not fat
b) i got a lot problems in my life and i need some kind of valve to let all the anger and disappointment out
>>682925071
because it's fun shaming them fat ass.
>>682925071
Because they're fat.
>>682925071
They are disgusting.
YLYL
Religion edition
Shameless bump
Watch out faggets
>>682938028
oh shit waddup
>>682938028
here come dat force meme!
oh shit kys
>>682937706
Wincest
>be me.
>year two thousand something.
>be 19.
>have cute little sister that sleeps with me sometimes.
>little sister gets hot.
>gets amazing legs and ass.
>start having bad thoughts about her.
>cant even spoon her in bed without getting erections.
>get her to talk about secrets and sex while laying...
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Did someone say rekt?
>>682925323
Is he dead?
>>682925323
No.
>>682925465
Yes, poisoned by his enemies. What a shame...
>>682925465
Naw dude he's taking a nap
>>682925465
No after he recovered he went on to write Justin Bieber and Beyonce songs.
Why are Americans so fat?
naughty stepmom
http://www.xvideos.com/video14280671/stepdaughters_first_date_kenna_james_eva_karera
cuz iowa and corn
>>682937928
Because it is quite a bit cheaper to only eat fast food than cook yourself.
Also the "bigger is better" mentality very much affects portion sizes.
>>682937928
You consider them fat?
OK, buddy...whatever.
3440 https://www.dropbox.com/s/ls05et7h6mfbfk2/130.zip?dl=1
Dubs decide!
Let her shit in your face
>>682930656
Buy some heroins
inject 5 heroins
fuck like rabbits and try to orgasm before you OD
>>682930721
rolling for this
let you push one out on your gay fags mask
Go to the nearest walmart and stuff a spider-man toy in her asshole
>>682930721
this
Waifu claiming thread
>Post pics
>Insult
>Discuss
Homura claimed
>internet randomly fucks up
>kill me
Rory claimed
First for Yume is an ayy lmao
Kyouko claimed.
Pics you shouldn't share cont
Pic taken from previous bread
>>682937355
any1 wanna see her pussy? 18 yo and deflowered her later that evening
Moar for those that asked
>>682937559
have way more of this virgin pussy, just tell me wywd
dubs decide
>>682935847
Why haven't we fucked yet?
>>682935847
I've something really important to tel you
>>682935965
roll
If, and only if, I can insert my penis into your vagina.
We should do anal
Draw thread
make doodles
>>682919852
make love
not sure if that drawfriend took my request
would like a reply even a no would be appreciated
I don't know what to do with this..
Get
