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Feels thread
Dashiki over on penetration ave
>>689124732
Her name is Claire. I miss her.
lets play a game /b/ros
Rules:
>dubs = 3 sq
>trips = 6 sq(if called can create/resurrect a faction)
>quads = 40 sq
post faction and faction you want to attack
>OP gets = special event
past 200 replies
>dubs = 6
>trips = 8
>quads = 80
roll for nazi
Jews to nazi
Nazis to jews
North Korea attack nazis
>>689144833
Fluffy thread is deactivated.
Activate fluffy thread.
Fluffy thread activated.
continuation and first part of a story from the older post
>being a normal Kyle
>one wife, two daughters, a house and a garden
“DUMMEH HOOMAN DIS AM SMAWTY WAND NAO”
>oh fuck not this again
“WEAVE NOW OW FWUFFY GIF BIGGEST OWWIES”
>i have the shovel in my hand, was working in garden
>my wife is in the beach with my two girls
>I really hate fluffies
>like...
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>>689116036
“Pwease nice mistah, fwuffies just wan nummies, leave smawty and hewd go”
>so now I’m “nice mistah”, one kick ago I was dummeh hoomin”, fucking hypocrite shitrats
“I can’t let you go, you declared war against me little shit, and war is what you and your little pathetic army gonna get”
>he don’t understand a shit of what I said, he’s there just crying with a little mountain of his own shit, god, fluffies are really pathethic
“I...
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>>689116237
“so, what is gonna be, you all die in here or just kill the bad fluffy”
>suddenly a little stampede of pathethic little color weaners are “running” in the direction of the smarty
“GIVE SMAWTY FOWEVE SWEEPIES!”
“DUMMEH SMAWTY PUT BABIES IN DANGER!”
“FWEEDOM!!!!”
>I like the spirit of that one, and now that I think it, he’s the only stallion of the herd now
>from the smarty only remains a little...
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>>689115387
Pls stop this cancer
>>689116340
>she’s looking with a strange face”
“stop playing and clean this disaster, the girls are with my sister but they’re gonna arrive in any minute, and for god’s sake just let this fluffies go”
“you can’t let them go, the city hall says that when feral fluffies enter in your property you must put them to sleep or pay an exterminator to do it”
>she rolls her eyes
“well thank you frank”
“hey, you spoiled the fun, this was...
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I won't do it, nerfherders.
ez
>>689143203
ezpz lemon squeezie
69 you say?
K
waste
Shaved or not shaved game. Post pictures of girls and people say if they think they have a bush or are shaved etc. Bonus points for stating your reason
After a few guesses post proof.
>>689129862
Same girl on right
>>689129862
not shaved
>>689129862
not shaved
>>689129862
Massive bush
>>689130054
shaved
Hey America, how are those laxed gun laws working out for you....
I've been a straight man who used common sense all my life, never had a problem.
Isis?
>>689137498
the lord has sent the shooter to purge the homosexuals from our beautiful country
America.....
>go in gun store.
>Look at guns.
>See gun special, buy this particular gun get second gun for half price.
>Leave gun store with 2 guns.
Well its florida so
10/10 girls thread
dude when i watch that webm i just fall in love and 10 seconds lateri just want to cry
>>689136755
source?
Post pics of your sister/cousin/niece
Ill go first, this is my sister
>>689119792
MORE!
>>689119792
go on. first pic you fapped to and how long you been fapping to her? my sis on right.
>>689120018
Been fapping to her for the last 3 years lol what kind of fantasies do you have with her? Post more please shes hot
>>689120323
More bikini pics? ;)
Rate thread
>>689125916
Underage/10
>>689125916
Faggot
>>689125916
you look like a jew
>>689127130
6/10
10/10 tits
>>689119895
I thought you wanted 10/10 tits?
What's better then that?
What's snapchat
real good tites
>>689119895
What's her name, or atleast tell me what it starts with
ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
I jerk off with guys online. Probably stems grin when i was in junior high and had a friend jerk me off pretty much every time we hung out
>>689133517
>Probably
>>689132804
i have sex with my grandpa
I once molested best friend while she was passed out drunk
My little sister passed out drunk and naked with a bunch of her friends
Prime time to do the sex
Even dubs and I'll put it in with time stamped pics
I'll bite
Fuckn oath
>>689137999
M8 can't those cheeky trips be enough payment
>>689137999
Don't wait for dubs, just do it faggot
>>689138399
Winrar
I need an order of 33's and 88's and make it fast, faggots. It's going to be a busy night.
Coming up, chef.
Aye sir
>>689138388
witnessed
>>689138388
You fucking asshole
>>689138388
Excellent, looks great.
17< thread gogogo
keep it ''legal''
>>689139912
This?
>>689139912
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>>689140185
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still bigger than your dick
Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Scheme taking over the world
still here
and
>>689131942
i mean i dont want them
>>689132402
too late already bagged some for you
No one else does, and that's okay.
イブウギ
Really quick claim, having to move stuff sucks.
Lefties can't handle someone telling it how it is.
"But Trump will start wars and divide 'Murica!" as opposed to....?
Get over it, he's the next President and you'll all change your mind when he's in power because you libtards have no back bone whatsoever.
San jose
>>689113373
You protest something people feel strongly about, and they'll react accordingly.
Trump rallies aren't exclusive on that.
>>689113093
>But Trump will start wars and divide 'Murica!"
The left has a monopoly on division and identity politics. IMHO Trump should divide America into those that want to be here and contribute, and those who want to complain and feel entitled to something.
>>689114061
Interesting perspective...
>>689114061
Yet u want roads beaches and parks
s/fur
I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
>>689133216
Heres an Baldwin RF-18 Sharknose
Just for you
Before I go
ITT Photos that fuck your brain
>>689110981
>how do you not see his ass
>how do you not into human proportions to see what's going on immediately
>>689110981
I can't tell what is going on and it's making me angry.
>>689110981
Shorts belong to the kid behind him, but I don't get wtf is up with his body proportions. Is he like half midget?
Last one 404'd
Continue best nude game for everyone?
Rules:
1. Post a pic of your girlfriend/wife/ex clothed with a number.
2. Posters then make requests and if the last number in the post # matches, OP must then deliver requested pic.
3. If no number in girl pic post then poster must deliver on all requests.
4. 1 roll per post
5. Comment on girl you are rolling on (What u want to do to her / why you like or hate her)
Roll a 0 and get
>>689133739
Titsnface
anon still here?
>>689134174
do you mean the guy that posted that pic? or me who tried to roll 3 for my life for pussy pic :P
>>689133739
I roll a zero and ask for a vid if there is one.
Then boobs...
OFFICIAL MIDNIGHT TRAP/TRANS/CD/MENTAL ILLNESS THREAD 2
Any of you sissy sluts wanna suck some NY dick?
kik me @ pizzatarian
