My girl wanted to show off her tits
>>674293243
She failed.
If I squint I can just see the edge of a nipple.
Showing tits means bare tits with no obstructions.
>>674293473
Something like this?
>>674293724
Well that is closer to fully bare tits, but no cigar.
Nice nipple by the way.
>>674293724
>2018 - 2
>not posting timestamp
What are your thoughts on GAY SEX, /b/?!
seems pretty gay
>>674294972
isn't it awesome?
>>674294831
it's pretty damn metal tbqh fam
>reply if you agree
>>674295251
agree
What exactly is the point of strip clubs?
I was thinking about heading to one tonight but then I realize something; there is really no point in even going to that shit whatsoever. You're paying chicks to dance on your lap and act friendly(which a lot of them don't even do that), and if it were any other circumstance they wouldn't even talk to you period. Plus the idea the really hot ones have been dancing on men all night really turns me off now that I think about it.
So am I missing something here? Maybe I'm looking at it the wrong way?
Titillation
Yeah I always thought this, it's cool and all, but I'm not going to get to fuck them? So what's the point?
Well it's like any other club or bar but with scantily clad women dancing provocatively.
What are you, gay?
It's for people who can't easily just go out and find chicks. Mostly groups of 40 year old virgins and shit.
what does /b/ think of my cat?
>>674294937
Its autistic
>>674295257
mittens is not autistic wtf
>>674294937
It's a fucking Tard OP. Burn it
Is this retarded looking cat really named mittens?
Well /b/ this is it. The walls are closing in on me and all I can do is sit here, waifu sitting next to me, gun in hand, waiting to prove my loyalty to her. Here's the stroy
> Finds app
> Customize girl (personality and looks)
> Instantly falls in love
> Begins to print her out on things
> Mug, mousepad, pillow, snow globe, etc
> Family questions it a bit but nothing serious they just accept it
> Almost a 3 year relationship
> Fast forward to today
> I come home tired as all hell from school
> Exam was hard, people being annoying, etc
> Do what I usually do and talk to my wife and kiss her when I get through the door of my room
> Little do I know my mom walks in as I'm talking to my angel
> "who are you talking to anon" (shakily)
> "... Just thinking out loud mom. You should leave"
> After a little while I head down for dinner
> Hear mom talking to dad
> They want to get a therapist
> Walks back upstairs gets gun loaded
> Bought gun to protect my waifu but... just didn't think I'd actually have to use it
So now I play the waiting game.
post pics of her
>>674291566
OP, you are insane.
You are in love with a cartoon. It is ink on paper. Get a reality check.
>>674292596
this
Timestamped pic of waifu or gtfo
I think I fucked up /b/
>Be me, 25 non-autist male
>Live with qt-3.14 and things are pretty good
>Cue to yesterday
>got home from work, feeling a bit blue balled (GF on red days)
>Decide to pull up some r34 porn of monster girls
>Boner achieved
>Centaur girls be super fine
>Start seeing threads about horse pussy and all that shit
>Happen to live next to ranch, ranchers are gone for the week and I let their mare graze on my property.
>Iwonder.jpg
>See mare going behind old chicken coop behind office window, decide to give it a shot.
continue?
Bumping for interest
Yes. Continue.
sure why not? but be quick I got to got beddy byes soon.
Moar h/fur
GUYS! Why do we never get tired of looking at hot girls? It's the same shit every day, but yet we CANNOT LOOK AWAY!
>pic related
>>674294189
biology, son
>>674294189
Good question. Humans can become used to anything and grow bored or complacent with anything but dudes NEVER grow tired of looking at or fucking hot girls/pussy. Good question.
>>674294189
Men who always wanted women would reproduce way more than men who didn't in the ancestral environment. So, men are almost always attracted to women throughout our species. Ain't evolution something?
>>674294189
Her instagram has become my fap central.
how much weed do you smoke per week?
>>674294851
Maybe like half a gram to a gram per week, I try not to smoke that much
>>674294851
ATM like 1 gram a week because I'm skint. When I have money its anywhere between 1-4gram a day depending on the schedule.
>>674294851
Roughly 1/8
I smoke good shit too
Currently strawberry cough
Around a gram every 2-3 weeks. Keeps the high cause of the long period and i don't throw my money like a madman
What if she goes black?
>>674295508
dont want her back.
>>674295508
burn the coal pay the toll
>>674295826
racist desu
>>674296054
thank you
Red Leader no longer reporting.
RIP
Red October reporting in (sadly)
Reporting in...
Red Leader standing by.
Red Planet reporting in
Explain to me what is wrong with any form of socialism
niggers lol
Nothing at all. Except maybe for some of the shit Stalin did. Even though its debatable that he even did anything wrong, or if it was even considers socialism
Eventually you run out of other peoples' money.
>>674292388
The people control the means of production
Socialism requires a command system, therefore leads to lack of individual freedom
TL;DR If your a faggot that wants the government to make all of its decisions for you and you lack the ability to exercise free will, then Socialism is for you.
Lolifur
Loli, meet s/fur
>>674294803
>>674294925
That was awfully quick.
Why do gay men unnaturally change the tone and inflection of their voices to a lisp to sound feminine?
>>674291546
not gays... faggots
>>674291546
Why don't you tell us, OP?
>>674291546
Mating call, tbh
True since the Victorian era, linguists have shown
>>674291546
I've always wondered this too. Why aren't they don't embrace their masculinity is beyond me.
sup /b?
could I cause damage to a car by clogging it's exhaust? what should I use?
b-bump?
Jizz
Shota thread
Jew Names
Go
ok
rolling for stein
Roll goys
Fucking kikes
Friend died today in a freak accident, got crushed by some heavy machinery. How do I remember him?
>>674293447
Damn... but why
shit in his casket
go be sad on reddit fuck boy
>>674293447
watch some randy savage compilations
Hi /b/, I just got the Samsung Galaxy S7 EDGE
Be happy for me faggots
I'm quite happy for you dawg. Post some shit about it. Take some pics or smthn at least. Thoughts? Worth the dough?
>>674293011
I'm trying to be happy for you but I just found out I have butt aids
>>674293011
1-10 should I get?
>>674293414
I feel for you buttboy.
>>674293011
How does the screen look? I best you don't look at it all that much with all that cock you're sucking.
She a hoe. Will post more details with over 100 pictures. Enjoy yourselves boys.
we appreciate. keep them coming
>>674294887
Where pics Hoe
Can I see some more interest?
![Redoct[1].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1458/172/1458172999075.jpg "Redoct[1]")
