Comfy Celeb Thread
Post your guilty celeb strokes
I made a regrettable sexual decision by sleeping with a co-worker a decade older, who is a 5/10 with a huge nose.
Please post some celebs to make me feel less disgusted with myself.
Girls you have recognized posted on /b/
Pic related went to college with her
>>767634484
Love to see rights tits
Anyone have any Asians?
Tatooed girls thread
>>767634844
Gross bitch's with tatoo's. Rephrase that. Hot bitch's looking gross with nasty ass ink all over.
>>767635008
Your opinion has been disregarded.
>>767634844
Tat's are fuuuuuking ugly.
>>767635048
>Wanting these these trashy tattooed women because of your own damaged childhood.
403 Calgary Thread
>>767628502
Before you go admiring the guy in pic, know that those girls are getting money, coke or both to appear that way.
>>767628582
Oh i know
403 here. Any 403 sluts.?
>>767629093
Hoping to get some too bud
Odds fap
Evens sleep
Dubs neither.
K
>>767630208
Hmm.
Reply with your kik if you want to nut for her.
Silver_black_viking
>>767632591
Swag_Country
BindyBindyKalaMakindi
Joseph_J_Cockson
Have you gotten the undercut haircut yet?
Quit spamming this ugly faggot
>>767627513
No, I'm not alt-right.
>>767627513
yall niggaz are falling behind in fashion, uppercut haircut is where it's at nowadays
>>767627544
But, he's literally supposed to be the epitome of Nordic, and those types suit the undercut most.
>>767627665
No top, short sides? I wasn't aware of that one.
It's my birthday today.
I have no one to invite, or to spend it with.
what do i do?
i suppose i'll be a wizard, /b/rothers.
:(
Happy birthday
>>767632030
only person that remembered about it was my mother, she just said: "oh, its your birthday today anon, isn't it?"
i wish you to be miserable
oh wait
How many dicks has your gf/wife taken before you? Do you care?
Fuck it I'll answer.
I've had 13 (he's 13).
He really doesn't care about my past. He doesn't have any hints of jealousy either. Which honestly is hot. I know he's confident in me being faithful and staying by his side and that confidence shows
>>767633396
>He's 13
>mfw
>>767633259
My girl has had two previous dicks and I have had two previous puspus.
Feels good to be equal but it's not something I think about at all until I'm directed to the thought. It doesn't fucking matter in the end
>>767633259
Don't care. It only really matters if you're carrying something, you should always be honest about that.
What's the worst thing a girl has done to you?
>>767630460
Be in general a cocky lil cunt
>>767630460
Stayed with me, been loyal and decent, but gradually let herself go.
>>767630460
bringing me into this world
>>767630460
Wifed me.
I have $50 and have to live for atleast 3 weeks
(until i get my payment) What should i do?
i tried to get an another part-time job but no luck
i need survival guide.
The only thing which i had right now is a half bottle of vodka and 2 packs of cigarettes
and maybe some eggs.
>>767633511
"maybe" some eggs?
>>767633511
Street corner no condom you gonna get rich
>>767633511
rice + salt = onigiri
>>767633511
>quit smoking
>quit drinking
There u go, I saved u 50+ monies a week
Dubs will get a gf by tomorrow.
Trips get a trap.
>>767633089
Kill yourself
ok
Let’s go trips!
>>767633089
thats impossible
Any anons here who were sexually abused as children?
Who did it, what happened and how has it affected you?
>>767629262
>be 9 w. 7 yr old sis
>spending summer at our uncles farm
>his daughter was 13
>he was gigantic, like seriously built like a gorilla
>I stay downstairs in the living room
>girls have seperate rooms upstairs
>when Giga-Uncle went to the bathroom the floors rumbled underneath his feet
>like a fucking earthquake
>every night he starts to fumble with some stuff upstairs more and more
>sometimes hear my sister whisper but really faint
>one night my niece stays at a friends house
>I hear his thumps towards my sis's room
>they talk some shit dont think much about it
>almost falling asleep and start hearing these huge slaps
>Get into protective mode, fear for my sister
>Sneak upstairs and as I look into her room
>I see his fully furred Gorilla body holding my sister up and fucking her like she's nothing
>tears streaming down her face
>He humps and humps I swear it looked like he was breaking her
>Snitch to mom and dad like a pathetic pussy
>Court-Jailed-Free'd-No longer welcome to family things
>15 years later he goes free and back into his farm
>I visit him with a baseball bat and beat the living shit out of him
>Sis od's few years later
>Never get charged with anything
Guess it's not really my story but yeah.
>>767630080
That’s terrible.. I’m glad you beat the fuck out of him
>>767630080
Should have fucked you instead
You little snitch
>>767630386
kek fuck off edgelord
Do you look at porn all day anon?
No
Not all day. Have other shit to do.
>>767632975
No, nor do I look at it on here.
>>767632975
yes
You're not going to get fired, are you anon?
>>767634725
Incels should be rounded up and removed from society, the world would be better off
what the fuck is incel
>>767634809
Let's face it anon, you're an involuntary incel for life.
This is Nazi Germany all over again.
would you date a girl with more muscles than you /b/?
>>767633556
Kind of my fetish, so yeah... in a heartbeat.
hell yeah
>>767633556
Sure. I find strong women attractive. And I think if people wouldn’t due to intimidation rather than taste, it comes down to them having nothing of their own to offer; it comes down to them being self-conscious underachievers who haven’t made themselves into someone worth dating. I’m fit, gainfully employed, and a great shot. She has her strongpoints, and I have mine. As long as each finds the other attractive and compatible, it’s good.
>>767633556
No, because I'm not gay.
Secrets thread, OG edition. OP is QG himself.
Post your secrets and confessions!
>>767633045
mothers finger back car of friends.
>>767633208
Has slender ever come back here? I'd love to know if she's still dating the divorced mother, if she's ever had sex with a man, stuff like that.
>>767633045
When my wife is out and I'm home alone I love to wank over traps
>>767633494
do you consider it even a little bit gay?
your wife might like it. Women dig traps.
FB/IG/VSCO 5
>>767633918
Tight
Any more of this?
You get a girl with a single 10/10 feature. Ass, Tits, Face, Personality, Height, etc.
All other features are sub 6/10.
What do you choose?
Personally face.
Bank account.
>>767621506
thats not an option you gold digging nigger
>>767621442
Ass. Perfect ass goes a loooong way.
Girl with perfect ass, 6/10 face, tits, etc is perfect in my book
Armpits
trips gets this sluts vsco, will dump a few pics to promote interest.
>>767631068
insert generic looks like a girl i know comment
>>767631068
ROLLERINO
>>767631152
noice
