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403 Calgary Thread
>>767628502
Before you go admiring the guy in pic, know that those girls are getting money, coke or both to appear that way.
>>767628582
Oh i know
403 here. Any 403 sluts.?
>>767629093
Hoping to get some too bud
Out here outside saint francis come square up
Odds fap
Evens sleep
Dubs neither.
K
>>767630208
roll
>>767630208
Hmm.
>>767630208
roll
Reply with your kik if you want to nut for her.
Silver_black_viking
>>767632591
Swag_Country
BindyBindyKalaMakindi
Joseph_J_Cockson
Best_Buy2004
Have you gotten the undercut haircut yet?
Quit spamming this ugly faggot
>>767627513
No, I'm not alt-right.
>>767627513
yall niggaz are falling behind in fashion, uppercut haircut is where it's at nowadays
>>767627544
But, he's literally supposed to be the epitome of Nordic, and those types suit the undercut most.
>>767627665
No top, short sides? I wasn't aware of that one.
>>767627513
The perfect haircut for not mussing your 'do when you blow your Nazi brains out!
It's my birthday today.
I have no one to invite, or to spend it with.
what do i do?
i suppose i'll be a wizard, /b/rothers.
:(
Happy birthday
>>767632030
only person that remembered about it was my mother, she just said: "oh, its your birthday today anon, isn't it?"
i wish you to be miserable
oh wait
>>767632030
Happy bithday bro
How many dicks has your gf/wife taken before you? Do you care?
Fuck it I'll answer.
I've had 13 (he's 13).
He really doesn't care about my past. He doesn't have any hints of jealousy either. Which honestly is hot. I know he's confident in me being faithful and staying by his side and that confidence shows
>>767633396
>He's 13
>mfw
>>767633259
My girl has had two previous dicks and I have had two previous puspus.
Feels good to be equal but it's not something I think about at all until I'm directed to the thought. It doesn't fucking matter in the end
>>767633259
Don't care. It only really matters if you're carrying something, you should always be honest about that.
Less than I've had pussies. Around 10 I think. (Married 5 years) doesn't bother me at all.
What's the worst thing a girl has done to you?
>>767630460
Be in general a cocky lil cunt
>>767630460
Stayed with me, been loyal and decent, but gradually let herself go.
>>767630460
bringing me into this world
>>767630460
Wifed me.
>>767630596.
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I have $50 and have to live for atleast 3 weeks
(until i get my payment) What should i do?
i tried to get an another part-time job but no luck
i need survival guide.
The only thing which i had right now is a half bottle of vodka and 2 packs of cigarettes
and maybe some eggs.
>>767633511
"maybe" some eggs?
>>767633511
Street corner no condom you gonna get rich
>>767633511
rice + salt = onigiri
>>767633511
>quit smoking
>quit drinking
There u go, I saved u 50+ monies a week
>>767634153
Also, ramen is like 2 bucks for a thousand, slandered hotdogs ate cheap as well. It sucks but maybe the next 3 weeks will learn ya
Dubs will get a gf by tomorrow.
Trips get a trap.
>>767633089
Kill yourself
ok
Let’s go trips!
>>767633089
thats impossible
>>767633330
damn anon, you almost got quints, that would have warranted a gf and a trap gf at the same time
Any anons here who were sexually abused as children?
Who did it, what happened and how has it affected you?
>>767629262
>be 9 w. 7 yr old sis
>spending summer at our uncles farm
>his daughter was 13
>he was gigantic, like seriously built like a gorilla
>I stay downstairs in the living room
>girls have seperate rooms upstairs
>when Giga-Uncle went to the bathroom the floors rumbled underneath his feet
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>>767630080
That’s terrible.. I’m glad you beat the fuck out of him
>>767630080
Should have fucked you instead
You little snitch
>>767630386
kek fuck off edgelord
>>767629262
This all happened when we ( me and female cousin) were 14. She stayed over for a night, became a regular thing after a while, like twice to three times a week.
One night a thunderstorm had her whimpering in the living room (sleeps on couch) and I went out to calm her down (parents slept heavy, room on other side of house). I was in a beater/boxers, we turned on the television to take her mind off storm, after cuddling for a while, I relaxed and with her pressed against me I got hard pretty fast.
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Do you look at porn all day anon?
No
Not all day. Have other shit to do.
>>767632975
No, nor do I look at it on here.
>>767632975
yes
>>767632975
I don't see how anyone could. It gets boring and becomes a chore
You're not going to get fired, are you anon?
>>767634725
Incels should be rounded up and removed from society, the world would be better off
>>767634725
what the fuck is incel
>>767634809
Let's face it anon, you're an involuntary incel for life.
This is Nazi Germany all over again.
>>767634904
Its a SJW term for virgin
"Involuntary celibate" = incel
would you date a girl with more muscles than you /b/?
>>767633556
Kind of my fetish, so yeah... in a heartbeat.
hell yeah
>>767633556
Sure. I find strong women attractive. And I think if people wouldn’t due to intimidation rather than taste, it comes down to them having nothing of their own to offer; it comes down to them being self-conscious underachievers who haven’t made themselves into someone worth dating. I’m fit, gainfully employed, and a great shot. She has her strongpoints, and I have mine. As long as each finds the other attractive and compatible, it’s good.
>>767633556
No, because I'm not gay.
y would
Secrets thread, OG edition. OP is QG himself.
Post your secrets and confessions!
>>767633045
mothers finger back car of friends.
>>767633208
Has slender ever come back here? I'd love to know if she's still dating the divorced mother, if she's ever had sex with a man, stuff like that.
>>767633045
When my wife is out and I'm home alone I love to wank over traps
>>767633494
do you consider it even a little bit gay?
your wife might like it. Women dig traps.
>>767633494
u gay bruh
FB/IG/VSCO 5
>>767633918
Tight
Any more of this?
>>767633942
You get a girl with a single 10/10 feature. Ass, Tits, Face, Personality, Height, etc.
All other features are sub 6/10.
What do you choose?
Personally face.
Bank account.
>>767621506
thats not an option you gold digging nigger
>>767621442
Ass. Perfect ass goes a loooong way.
Girl with perfect ass, 6/10 face, tits, etc is perfect in my book
Armpits
Sense of humor.
I can forgive a body like Dr Robotnik, if the banter game is strong.
trips gets this sluts vsco, will dump a few pics to promote interest.
>>767631068
insert generic looks like a girl i know comment
>>767631068
ROLLERINO
>>767631152
noice
flush with foot
chunk
I flush with the elbow, but in public restrooms foot is surely better.
funny
That's actually kinda fun.
one piece post (Cond)
>>767629448
name of the girl?
>>767630152
no idea, just one of my go-to fap girls
>>767630152
dani jensen
![b06b7885-2afa-446c-bb7e-f44f897b3b60[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/X9qUB6y.jpg "b06b7885-2afa-446c-bb7e-f44f897b3b60[1].jpg")
>>767629448
One Piece you say?
My fap folder pick a number.
666
1.001
69
>>767632425
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