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Asian porn thread
>>677419167
eww. Asian females look like little kids
>>677420649
>denying your sexuality
someone post webms plox
Incest thread, Lets het the stories going!
Dafuq does that have to do with incest?
>>677420214
Nothing.... Dont hace incest photos.... Or stories as a picture
dk if incest but i just took a shower with my 6 &8yo nieces.
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>be me
>sister stays at my place cause parents are loser
>work as a ship mechanic
>after 3 month of working git final home
>horny af caus no women Insight for 2 month
>sister sees me and hugs me and missed my cheak
>she sais love you anon happy that you safe home
>she start cooking and I told her i get in the shower
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Pictures you SHOULDN'T Share thread/
I used some MMS recovery tool from www.mymmspy.com in the photo is some chick I work with who gave me her number last week. Ha!
Do your worst /b
About time we get a shouldn't share thread goin
Bump
>>677421824
Yeah I haven't seen one for a whie.
>>677421873
Sexy were waiting for more please
>>677421878
Me neither
Cute Black Grill Thread.
Il start
>cute
>black
Choose one.
>>677420612
What the fuck is on her pussy lip
welp /b/ its 5:06 AM and i've blown down yet another gram today and i'm still absolutely yopped. Talk with me?
I like cocaine too, bro.
>>677421050
>yopped
lol yopped
>>677421050
I kinda wish I understood the hype for this shit a bit more, had it on 5 occasions and I know it was decent stuff but it was never better than 'meh'. I'd rather spend way less and get some mdma or psyches
>>677421050
What do you usually like to do yopped up OP?
count to 10 to save her
1
Just shoot the bitch.
>>677420064
this
>>677420064
/thread
1
-Pant-
Ok Anon
-Pant-
I get it
-Pant-
You're the fastest
-Pant-
Now give me back my boots please?
why does this keep getting posted
>>677417218
Fuck off you foot loving freak
>>677417218
Nerd
FREAK, FREEEAAAK!!!
Kunt
When was the last time you had a bath /b/?
>>677419049
took a nice showa bout an hour ago
>>677419049
When I was small enough to vertically fit in a standard tub.
prob when i was 8 or 9
I actually took a nice bubble bath about an hour or two ago.
>>677419242
>>that feel when you're too tall to even sit down in the bath and relax at the same time
How cum mods of /b/ won't allow posting of sexy legal pics of 13 year old girls but they allow fucking cancerous shit like traps and Furries?
>>677420234
they are faggots
>>677420234
just go to the master of chans for that sorta thing
I don't know. Ask your doctor.
>>677420234
Because the mods are faggots? What kind of stupid fucking question is that.
>>677420234
because its fucking illegal you sperg
Would /b/ fuck her?
>>677419587
yep
>>677419587
in a heartbeat, yeah.
i would also probably cum in a heartbeat,but thats normal
Fuck yes. Perfect size amirite?
>>677419587
fuck yes
Are midgets as loose as normal women or tighter?
sup, /b/
how do I find someone to put a wig and makeup on me and copulate with my anus?
fucking tired of people flaking on craigslist, but also sort of glad because I don't want to catch anal aids
pic related.
>>677417836
Where do you live. Could be arranged
>>677418583
Ohio.
I'd do it.
>>677418831
skype : compactdisklol
>>677417836
Where in ohio you live?
Jealous? Intimidated pussies?
gross
>>677419882
That outlet, confirmed faggot
God yes. Please knock me down to my knees and force my faggot ass to choke on your thick long juciy veiny cock sir!
The Fuckin Microsoft paint job.
Really though, learn how to flex, pressing your arm against your side makes you look full-on tard regardless of how fit you are.
>>677420042
man you are one gay sarcastic bastard.
DEUTSCHLANDFADEN
Hitler?
hallo hallo
ich will eine GF
>>677418955
verpiss dich mit deiner animekacke, du fettes stück scheiße.
>>>/a/
>>677419209
chill mal deine Eier, Brudi
es ist Sonntagmorgen, setz dir nen Kaffee auf und lass den Tag auf dich zukommen, alles easy
Hab morgen wieder schule -.- 2 wochen ferien haben nicht gereicht xD
>Sei ich
>Sei 24
>Habe Ausbildung + 1 Jahr Berufserfahrung + X Zertifikate bereits in der Tasche
>Ãœberlege nochmal zu studieren, weil es mich irgendwie interessiert
>Bachelor bringt mir theoretisch gehaltstechnisch genau gar nichts
>Also mindestens Master
>5 Jahre wieder in Armut leben
>Weiß nicht ob ich das handeln kann
Oder...
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Ok /b/, here's a question I can't really ask anywhere else.
What do you guys do with your jizz after you fap?
I use vaseline and I've been wiping up the cum from my belly on my cum teddy for the last 11 years since I started fapping and he's pretty worse for wear.
I mean he's always so fucking slimey that using him after wards is starting to suck.
I used to wash him in the sink every year or so but it's been 2 years since I've been home alone and the stench is so powerful when I wash him I can't get away with
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>>677418961
That teddy is fucking disgusting
Lick it
>>677419328
I'm not asking what you think of it, I just wanna know what other Anon's do to clean up after they fap.
I usually use my dirty shirts that I wear
>>677418961
Burn it. You should burn the bear.
I caught my friends wife on hidden cam. Who wants to see?
>>677419211
Ill bite, lets see
>>677419270
>>677419316
She has no idea I have these
Go ahead
didn't you post this thread a few days back? I have most of your stuff
>>677419211
Don't be a faggot. Your post should read...
Dumping all pics of this skank. Get in here /b/ros!
would you fuck her /b/? wanna see them little tits?
Certainly
>>677418920
nah show me your dick
>>677418920
Continue. Don't even care if it has a dick.
If dubs yes
So /b/ I was playing dead space then my left arm and leg and face started tingling.then they all went weak.now I am lying down on my bed scared.the weakness has decreased but still there wat do?HELP!!!
>>677419458
You gonna die playing videogames, congratulations.
>>677419458
Sounds like you smoke too much and are a too lazy faggot.
Your arteries are fucked up.
Go to a doctor.
>>677419458
Your side went asleep, OP your a faggot, if it went away its not a stoke, quit your bitching.
Is it left or right side going numb that's a sign of a stroke? Can't remember.
>>677419749
I never smoked and I'm 5'7 Asian 60 kg not too fat.
18 only.
ylyl?
>>677417293
MURICA!!
>>677417293
Already lost, he fuckin hits her with thte cart
Heyo /b
I just got minecraft for my birthday and im now going to play with two of my best and only friends Richard and Harry
Trips chooses my minecraft gamer tag <3
>>677416518
FagLord69
>>677416518
Whitepride1337
HairyDick
loves2spooge
>>677416518
fuckmyass4jesus
Hey /b/. Can you photoshop me shaking hands with someone famous. Thanks
Bump
no
>>677417665
y r asians obsessed with technology
nypa faggot
fuck off gook, my brother lost his balls from aids when he was on vacation in Vietnam.
