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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Open your eyes
>>678325375
Agreed, religion is fucking stupid.
>>678325375
i see,
your eyes are open
I dont care what people believe
I dont care what they do
Leave me alone
And ill like you
Now there's a look in your eye.
Like black holes in the sky.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
>>678325375
Just woke up and eating some fucking captain crunch. What are you homosexuals up to?
>>678335888
Nice trips show tits if you got em...or cock
Checked OP. Currently pooping, need to finish this assignment on the New Deal but I'm too lazy
>>678335888
it's dinner time.
which junkfood should i stuff into my fat face:
spaghetti with a lot of cheese
or
mini pizzas & ice coffee?
>>678335888
Nice numbers.
Just finishing work for the week. Ill be heading home in about an hour.
fuck the spaghetti do the mini pizzas
What's /b/ currently listening to?
Post a song or two. Lets share some music.
I'll start:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amY zfRbw6Aw
>>678334610
not bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVha5FSt53s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTi0fRlhTEU
>>678335215
>>678335753
not really my kind of music, but thanks for contributing to the thread
>>678335215
I guess i just don't get it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q75GQkEsluc
God tier films?
>>678330458
Damn thank you OP I love this movie too
oldboy
If you like this, try memento. It's not as confusing, but I like the twist.
Nice guy?
I dont give a shit.
Good father? FUCK YOU GO HOME
AND PLAY WITH YOUR KIDS!
>>678330458
Objectively not "god-tier"
Its good, thats it .
who wants nudes?
sure
>>678334911
Dubs have spoken
>>678334911
soooo.... about those tits
>>678334911
>>678335229
Ask a guy who fucked and/or fiddled with several kinds of animals anything.
Goats dont satisfy you anymore, filthy muslim?
>>678334839
Actually goats are quite enjoyable.
I'm not a Muslim though.
What's it like being a great big homo?
>>678335277
I dunno, ask your dad.
>>678334401
>Spider
Really?
HERE WE GO!!!
>>678338953
>>678339193
>>678339223
JUDY/ZOOTOPIA THREAD: NOITIDE EDITION
I don't even know any more.
Did someone call for a rabbit?
>>678338139
OP here, scrap that.
YLYL EDITION
This should be good.
The heck we doin again?
Which gender are you /b/?
>>678337593
for a second I thought this was the Unown alphabet from Pokemon
If I had a dollar for every gender, I'd have $2.
>sage goes in every field
this one's kinda complicated to put into words
There is only 2 genders faggots
>>678337593
>are you a boy or a girl
sauce? also 10/10 porn thread
some good porn here: beeg com
>>678330084
Yeah I'm gonna need sauce right now
>>678331103
Always my pal. HD beautiful girls and women doing some quality shot pornography
High on heroin for the firsg time, what should I do?
>>678338243
Die
Go hang around outside the police station
>>678338243
Fix your pinned pupils...
>>678338243
how was it for you
tried heroin back in 2009, was on a binge and did it 5 more times and dropped it after that
>>678338243
Suck dick to get more money for smack
Girls you regret NOT fucking
>>678333906
>>678334587
Yeah you fucked that
>>678334587
She's fat now. :(
cocks on girls faces. nothing cuts to the chase of whether a girl is a whore faster than a good amateur sucking pic. post your best!
Post chicks you know and anon says how they'd fuck/degrade them. Reply for reply.
>>678328564
benis in vagine both :DDDDD
>>678328564
Would do the left one in her ass, while grabbing her hair and fish hooking her, then would turn her over and made her suck my cock clean and swallow it all, she'd gag and drull, but did it with the eyes full of pleasure.
>>678329105
*droll
>>678329105
I would fuck her in her cunt deep stretching it. She moans as I pull her hair and fishhook her, stretching her lips till she has a slighy cry of pain. Finally i cum deep in her. Cum oozing out her cunt with one final squirt.
>visit family during holidays.
>friend's mom comes over. She's friends with my parents. Since I was literally 3. I'm 25
Now.
>8 pm, everyone is chilling.
>I show up with gf. Haven't seen friends mom in maybe 10 years. I'm 25 now. Friend is a deadbeat. Will never see him again.
>his mom looks amazing. She's like 42. She had him young.
>"anon wow, you're like a grown man now!"
>"thanks" Kinda awkward.
>"you been hitting the gym? You're looking pretty buff. So HANDSOME. Your mom and dad mentioned you're doing that a lot?"
>see wine in her hand, sense GF getting uncomfortable, parents are around. Awkward as fuck. Try to get away ASAP
>"yep! It's fun for me."
>everyone sort of floats around. Watching some movie or something. She brings up again my body. I'm like, okay, I'm just gonna go for it. She's spending the night anyway.
>soon after I convince GF to go home because she has to wake early and has a far commute.
>text friends mom as she sits 5 feet from parents. "How you been? You know how hard it is to have a conversation with them. I figured texting is easier."
>":) I agree."
>"you look pretty good yourself by the way. What have you changed?"
>"thanks anon. I changed XYZ medication. It's helped quite a bit. No working out like you though :("
>"I'll put a routine together for you."
>she goes to bed down the hall an hour or two later. Parents go to bed.
>I sit in bed for an hour. Debating if I make the move. Never make the move.
Did I dun goofed? Or has my longtime milf fantasy found something that wasn't actually there?
>>678328874
>convinced your gf to go home
>she was clearly uncomfortable with the milf
You lucky she's not pissed off at you right now
post more of the chick in your picture
>>678328874
nah, you gotta play the long game. if you wanna man up and fuck the beast, get a phone number or find her on facebook, ask her to get a drink and catch up. Probably nothing happens, if something does, you got the jack pot.
Rekt thred
Pic not necessarily related
someone returend my JC3 gift :/ ......trips get (post your steam ID)
Id/shadzar
>>678339040
trip 2 without id because fuck you
ID is Face of /b/
/WeirdSkye
>>678339354
Roll
Friends you'd fuck
>>678338679
her friend too actually
Monkey abuse thread.
>>678333650
That monkey looks like a homeless guy I know
>>678333975
Did he just kill 2 monkeys with an arrow? holy shit that's cool
>>678333650
gtfo OP. Now is a banana thread.
Anyone know any good Satanic/Occult related YouTube channels? Everything I get from searches are garbage.
bump. Spooky stuff is cool too. I'm tired of top tens and all of that.
bumping again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smcz3tbvkEY
try this
>>678336852
Would you could you fuck a goat? Would you could you on a boat?
