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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Meanwhile in usa....
https://twitter.com/_mikaylaricks
They're happier than you'll ever be. Fag.
>>680991026
he seems like a cool dude. they're happy with each other fucking let them I say
>>680991345
>>680991655
Oh hi newfags
they seem like nice people.
>>680991805
dont be mad youre getting cucked by a nigger
lmaaooo, femanon from yesterday here
>mfw yesterday gymfag wants to hook up bc he stays where I live
>gives his snapchat
>I text him
>sends me nudes
>sends dickpics, vids where he's jerking off
>helooksgood.jpg
>he wants to have sex
>sure, why not
>propose a date (today, 5pm) at hotel
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fake
where do you live?
he probably found a hotter chic than you.
>>680989155
nope
go on tinder and find another fuckboi, you ugly slut.
Hey /b/ old thread 404/ed
New colour / color game for your austists
Rules are simple:
Unlimited rolls per round
To invade another territory the color must be connecting
Game will start when the 6 colours are selected
To create a team please roll for colour/name/corner of hexagon.
Singles: Re-roll
Dubs: 4
69: 6
Trips: 10
420: 16
Quads: 30
Penta: 60
Hex: GG
niggers lets go
>>680989777
Holy shit that a triplet nigger
>>680989999
quads checked
>>680989999
HolY FUCK QUADS GET
>>680989999
Checked
new REKTTTTT
re-sharing
i'm looking for the webm in which a dude gets struck down by a falling tree
Let's get the animal rekt guy back in here.
>>680992344
here u go
Dick in mouth thread
fb fap cont.
Leah's still here
Hey /b/
My hope is gone
My only, and best friend just broke up with me. She said she can't see me like this.
To be honest, I have anorexia, I used to do heroin, I cut myself, and I attempted suicide 3 times.
But now I will be succesful.
Trips decide how do I kill myself
>no suicide bombing
And feel free to call me a faggot. I am one
P.S.: Sajnálom, Zsófi. Szeretlek
>>680994199
go to iraq and fight isis like a true man
selfbump
What you should do, is start bulking, trust me you will want to be shredded more then skinny once you see gainz, go out and fix yourself you selfish little bitch. Then go get pussy. The only one that can make it better is you.
>>680994531
Thanks for the advice, m8
But I gave myself too much second chances already
shit man if you serious about dying, spend all of your money on hookers drugs shit like that , go out in style... but only if you are serious about that
only the best feet
>>680989191
Can't remember her name but she had the best feet, to bad she stopped posting
Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Shinoa claimed
Akiko claim
>>680994318
claimed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-TUufvK0gU
Claimed
Dio-sama...
>age
>sex
>nationality
>virgin?
>favorite vidya
>favorite movie
>>680988731
Go fuck yourself faggot
>>680988731
25
Male
White
No
Don't play videos
Hated: gg allin and the murder junkies
19
male
no
Red Dead Redemption
True Romance or Fight Club, can't decide
>>680988731
21
male
Fin
No
DCS: World
Letters from Iwo Jima
>>680989272
>rdr
my nigga
23
Male
Irish
No
See above
The Shawshank Redemption
Waifu claiming thread - I think I should try KanColle edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Chara Claimed
Dio-sama...
Obligatory claim.
>>680988477
>How'd you break it?
Cord got caught in something and the area around the jack is ripped. Going to look at options for nig rigging it when I got the time.
Kyouko claimed.
>>680988788
Almost quints right there.
With all the archeological evidence proving the Bible is correct, and all the geological science showing evidence for Noah's flood, and so many Biblical prophecies coming true, why do you still stubbornly reject the simple fact that the Bible is an authoritative social and scientific work?
>>680982473
For Christ sake stop.
Trying too hard with this bait
1/10 made me try and help you bait better young padawan
>>680982473
>rejects science
>using science to try and prove the bible
haha okay
>>680982473
cite your sources regarding archeological evidence
![IMG_0451[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wdxBRBa.jpg "IMG_0451[1].jpg")
Dubs for Facebook. Singles for tits.
>>680984421
... singles get?
>>680984485
Nice roll.
Hey guys I'm 14 can you rate me please? Be nice thx :p
>>680983154
You look like banned
>>680983154
w/w
>>680983311
Op here that's the point tryna get banned, just posted bait cos it's the easiest way
>>680983154
you look very handsome but your collar needs some adjusting.
It's that time of day again /b/
what time
is that you
youre cute
Bet my day was probably more shit than yours.
>be me
>be 19
>roomates out
>got 2 hours to self
>been talking to some girl for two days
>shes been chatting me up
>her roomate keeps messaging me saying she loves her
>wtf.jpg
>suddenly find out they wanted a three some
>I
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Go on...
>they keen wanting me to go over
>tried to convince them to come
>after a while they agreed
>they live close
>dont know the area
>willing to pay for their taxi
>give them my address and waiting arrival
>my sickness is gastroenteritis
>so restless and no sleep
2/4
And then...?
>>680983330
So you shit yourself while fucking them?
Great thread OP
Capped for future generations
You need to choose one for the rest of your life and never can access to the another
4CHAN ------- REDDIT
CHOOOSEEE
>>680983613
fag
Reddit for ever
Reddit isn't as bad as /b/ makes it out to be. And not being called a faggot or a nigger all the time is pretty sweet....
>inb4 go back to le reddit
>inb4 nigger, faggot, niggerfaggot, faggotnigger
>>680983613
>>680983613
4chan
Reddit isn't bad, but I'm more likely to lurk /b/ than search reddit
I guess I'm a masochist?
Haven't fapped for a week so far. My balls are seriously aching right now. Want to see how long I can last though. Do your worst faggots.
Come on guys, give me a challenge.
>>680982520
Just ruined a 5 day spread yesterday. More power to ya buddy. Super hawt lady for your success.
>>680982896
That beast should get most people through a month of not wanting to touch anything or anyone including yourself sexually. And by not wanting I mean not being able to.
Any lawfags around that can help me with a question?
I'm going to take a plea deal to go to jail for 30 days on a county 2 hours away from here by the end of May. I'm currently on probation on this county, so I'm going to get my probation revoked when that happens and will most likely have to serve jail here as well. My question is, can I have both jail sentences combined into one at the other county? My court dates are 3 days apart from each other.
>>680982442
Depends on if your PO runs a CCH (centralized or computerized (don't remember) criminal history) check on you. You're probably fucked, as failure to disclose info to your PO could be used against you and be charged with perjury. I'd just get in contact with a no shit domestic criminal defense attorney man.
>>680982935
My PO knows, I told her about the new charge, and we went to court soon afterwards. This county is currently trailing the other county's trial, and once they sentence me they will revoke my probation here. I want to serve both sentences over there for reasons
Ask your lawyer.
>>680983174
Then its possible depending on local statutes that the judge in your current county may defer you to serve whatever in the other county. It'll obviously take so coordination effort and probably an appeal on your part to make that happen.
>>680982442
Maybe you shouldn't be criminal scum.
Any anons wanna jack off to Kate Oelrich the news producer wife from Fort Wayne? I still have all her pics that got sent around and love posting them.
>>680984538
Go on...
sure boss
>>680984815
Her husband knows all about these being around. Theyre all from before he married her too, taken for other men.
