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Ask a Satanist anything.
> stay the fuck out christian faggots
>>677436551
>>677436551
LaVeyan?
>>677436551
did you use your edges to cut your hair?
>>677436551
What are your views on ISIS and why shouldn't i join them
>>677436722
>2016
>Getting baited
So I'm trying to work on my car and my good for nothing neighbor asks me if I can watch her kid for the afternoon. The kid always manages to come over anyway so I said yes and now its been a day. She called me and said she lost her purse and if I could just watch her kid for a few more days she would repay me...WTF? Lazy and entitled little bitch. Her bastard kid has never even seen her dad...what am I to do.
Pic very related...
>>677437658
Throw her off a bridge... No one will care
>>677437658
Do NOT fuck her
Do NOT lick her cute little nipples while her petite body trembles
Do NOT rub her smooth little cunt until it gets all wet
Dont do it op
>>677437658
Molest and take pictures post to /b/
become her daddy as in father as in pay the bills
>>677437658
Call CPS or whatever you have in your state. This is child abandonment, pure and simple. Also, you best have someone who can corroborate your story that you never laid a hand on the kid, or you'll be in jail much faster than the entitled whore mother
I have fifteen euros on steam. Trips gets whatever they want for 15 euros, post your steam ID with it
>>677437179
Post proof you aren't bait first.
>>677437294
This guy means business.
>>677437294
How? Just take a screenshot of my profile with the money in top right or something?
>>677437179
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198274913316
Stardew Valley!
>>677437548
roll
Hump these fat thighs and cum.
>>677437762
I'd love to. Got nudes?
>>677437762
okay
OK.I guess I can.
>>677437762
>Puta
That being said, yes.
What does /b/ think of my outfit?
>>677437172
You look exactly like every other guy out there, good job.
>>677437172
Wtf is wrong with your pants. Ugly
>>677437172
You look like a huge faggot
>>677437172
Those trousers...
Draw One Punch Man a face
>>677436035
Are any of you familiar with the Inheritance series of books?
I am thinking of a passage describing why there must be a balance between spellcasters and soldiers in an army.
I searched the books for keywords, but came up empty.
>>677435131
Damn, the Inheritance series was my favorite series a few years ago.
>>677435546
It was a big part of my childhood.
It's been years since I've read them, but the memory recently resurfaced.
Magician casts spell, second magician blocks and casts another. First magician blocks, soldier runs up and stabs them both.
Not the quote you're after but from Nakor said something along those lines once.
>>677435628
Fuck yeah, they are a great teenage fantasy series.
>>677435635
Tell me more.
OC nudes! Only post pics you have taken or have been sent to you. Pic related a milf me and the gf fucked
Another of the same lady
let's do this.
Last one of the milf
yeahh
Another chick we fucked
Let's start show-off thread!
>>677434810
Source?
>>677435075
don't have
>>677435280
More?
Lonehearts thread. Why are you lonely? Lets talk /b to /b
>>677433809
Gay in a small town where no one is gay.
>>677434439
Got any friends? Or sole surviver?
>>677434439
well you need to infect someone with the gays
>>677434896
This could work. Tried to convert anyone?
>>677435035
For sure, show them some bondage and your good to go
let's see how you will feel about this cheating whore.
and let's make it ez
dubs and i upload what i have
>>677435669
done
>>677435718
winrar
>>677435669
roll
>>677435669
Who is that?
>>677435669
Sure why not?
Describe at least three. Let others know what shit pisses you off. Easy ones to start:
>people who write double spaced sentences
>using fucking smileys like :P XD -_-
>all OPs ever
>weebs
>furries
>mentally ill trap lovers
>>677436401
> tryhards
> who writes double spaced sentences??
> unoriginal trolls
>>677436560
This
banana posters
german thread poster (it's always the same faggot)
trap lovers
>moot
>mook
>OP
I asked my Girlfriend how big the fuel tank is in her car (she drives a 2001 Toyota Corolla accent 1.8L engine) and she responded with 1.8 liters... i tried explaining that the fuel tank and the engine displacement are two different things and she kept on shushing me and that i was being a jerk trying to teach her the difference between the two.
Feminist hate thread BTW cause fuck that
your gf being a dumb slut doesnt make her feminist.
>>677435520
>me and my girlfriend had a minor argument
>feminist hate thread
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She's just a stupid girl don't blame her.
>>677435520
>Kept shushing me
That's when you tell the cunt to go fuck herself. What kind of man tolerates that kind of disrespect?
Post your literal 10/10 girls
Reposting my Goddess from previous thread
>>677436427
My fucking nigger. I was gonna post her before the last thread reached image limit.
>>677436427
>your
*you're
>>677436751
hfdjak*
Okay /b/, my surgery is tomorrow.
What should I tell the surgeon right before I black out?
It's stomach surgery.
>>677434369
>I ate a sandwich last night and had some wine.
>>677434369
"double glove it, doc, lots of sperm down there"
"In my stomach there is a monitor and mouse. Click the mouse to roll a number."
dubs get one kidney
>>677434602
THIS
>>677434369
10-9-8-7......
Need a good WW2 film or a film about communism/fascism any suggestions?
Hitler and Stalin's Magical Adventure
If anyone has a pic for this film please submit
>>677435940
My way.
A tale of two brothers who fight for the japanese imperialists, the nazis and the communists. truly a forgotten gem. Its not in english, but worth watching with subs. amazing movie.
CTRL V faggot's
no cheating
show me what u got
>>677435624
Quavo
I now hate this world a little more after learning about this fuck.
What do you expect from me? Do you want me to always tell you you're perfect and flawless and never constructively criticise you
Ayy lmao from an argument with soon to be ex-gf
>>677435624
Monster.2003.720p.BR.950MB.MkvCage.com
>>677435624
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/21/child-stuck-washing-machine-surveillance-video_n_1533063.html
yo /b/ a friend of mine introduced me to his female friend while we're shopping.. So everything went well during that day we had fun. Now after she got my number we began to chat a bit but its very slow and a bit awkward.. how to keep up with a converation?
pic not related
bump, help me
cmon
give her space you creep.
>>677432535
Ask about things you like that she might like.
show us the conversation and tell us more about you
Christians, why you no original?
>>677431575
Roma locuta, causa finita
That jew fag jesus stole all that shit to control goyim
Jesus has the attributes of all of the other gods, doesn't that means he's superior?
>>677432804
No, it means the people who made up the Jesus fable were plagiarizing cunts.
>>677432925
Or maybe all of the other ones were incomplete descriptions of Jesus.
New mene will be published today at 13:00 GMT (around 8 minutes from now). The mene will change the chan culture forever.
Stay on tune!
I don't have all day
I love memes
Memes is good. Waiting for OP to deliver.
Meme this shit fag
>>677434748
Fresh OC reaction image
