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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I never laughed in a while guys, I need my medicine.
Speedball me
YLYL thread
Crisp edition
What is your fetish /b/?
Furfag reporting
Uniforms
>>685880423
Dd/lg and humiliation mostly.
>>685880423
eroguro fag reporting in
>>685880423
>pic related
I want some good mommies/full fam incest
There was actually a really good free text on this, anyone have it? And bump
bump?
What's the most painful way to die?
>>685881989
What is he covered in?
>>685882180
looks like sewn on buttons
that would certainly hurt
>>685881989
in pain
>>685882180
pins, needles, buttons
>>685881989
Whats this from?
Also i heard being burned alive is supposed to be the most painful way to die,
That and crucifixion
Canada Thread. Area codes, hookups, nudes, the usual.
506, Fredericton. Male. 19.
705 Peterborough here.
250 Prince George
403, 26m
Québec doesn't deserve to be a country. They should abide to the English Canada's
We are closing in. Lets talk about this game. Thoughts? Theories? I can't wait any longer.
I've heard that one planet has a tentacle monster.
>>685878959
I have a theory... It's mostly about op, his sexual orientation, and how many male penises he has put into himself at one time.... Hmmmmm...?
>>685879400
I think we have the same theory.
>>685879400
Thank you.
>>685879616
Hey guys,
I am starting a minecraft lets play youtube channel and need a minecraft name. Trips decides what i call my minecraft account.
kill yourself
DiamondDildoKek
MyParentsHateMe
Le pussarro Destriyarro
HilterDidNothingWrong
Okay you fgts. Tired of reading the same old shit. Lets do something different.
You are a trickster god, and you want to cause chaos on a global scale. What do you do? (No boring shit like killing people)
example: replace all the toilet paper in the world with sand paper
You get the idea. Entertain me
>>685883767
>First, I'd take everyone's Irises, and make them see everyone as beautiful
>Then, remove all mirrors or the ability for people to see themselves
>Then, I'd give everyone herpes of the mouth
>Now because I'm a trickster god, this herpes causes people to shit themselves uncontrollably at a certain point of the day
>Now everybody looks like...
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>>685883767
i log out of chatango and post my shitty threads on capicoli's website
>>685883767
Make all the mirrors display an unbelievably blurry image. Oh, and turn all pencils and pens into sentient dicks.
Make it so people never sneeze, but like it feels like they need to because they have that tingle that never goes away
Having sexual attraction for girls around 12 years and older is perfectly normal because this is when their body is biologically ready and they have sexual features that men look for.
The only reason why people disagree with it is because society and feminists made it 'wrong and immoral' and many of you mindless sheep follow along the bandwagon, seriously just look at the fucking media.... Most of those who disagree are ugly fat older women and white knights.
Prove me wrong.
Pro-tip: you can't
> inb4 mods banning
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Is this another honeypot thread?
>>685879653
Fuck off faggot. Reported
So in other words, you're trying to convince us that fucking 12 year olds is ok?
Don't even bother with going to a therapist, just kill yourself.
>>685880532
> can't argue proper evidence
> durrrrrrrr kill yourself
Typical ignorant fuckwit response
>>685879481
Fucking kill yourself
So im quitting my job because i have a better one lined up, but i want to go out with a bang so to speak, so the first 150 posts will be my letter of resignation, only rule is one word at a time, will delivar when reached 150 words
dear
Cuminmybutt
>>685885539
regards,
End
pt 2
dubs gets
>>685883390
you still need to send him a pic of your nipples
you interested in fucking this guy op?
>>685883555
oh fucuuuk trips gets
>>685883390
not as dirty as the crevice of thy butthole shall be after king lindsey's glorious ladydong hath penetrate thorougly.
the tongues of babes shall lick it clean.
hey can you come over my xbox is broke
No Québec thread?
Le Quebec me merite pas d'être un pays. Il devrait se conformer aux normes du Canada anglais.
>>685878195
Les normes du Canada anglais?
Shut up and find some qc nudes
>>685878510
Devrais-je dire la culture? La langue #Fucklequbec libre
>>685877355
ded thread
Just forced my sister to fuck me, and I got it on vid, /b/:
http://zigzap.pl/wincest
pic related
>>685887270
oh yeah baby
>>685887270
Ignore the trolls this is fucking great.
>>685887270
shes a sweetie
>>685887270
she can deep throat that SHIT!
>>685887270
totally blew my load on this
Trips for my ex nudes
roooooooollllllllllll
just post the nudes you fucking faggot
Gotem
reeeeeeeee
Rolllllllllinnnnnnn
new fluffy thread, you double quantum niggers
>>685879848
>>685879918
>>685880030
>>685880181
adventure . yay or nay?
Emocore/ emo rock/ hardcore/ punk rock thread
Also post emo grills if possible
>AFI - Miss Murder
>inb4 op is emo faggot
>inb4 op can't inb4
>>685880159
Bump
Yall need some deathcore in life
>>685881280
kill yourself
im fag
>>685880159
the chicks are god tier qt but the music makes my ears bleed.
Old metal is way better.
YLYL Bread
bump
>>685879571
i dont get that reference
Mean girls/giving the finger/pointing and laughing thread.
humiliate me
bump
>Really? You fap to this shit?
OP why do you have my fetish
Waifu Claiming Thread
Claim your waifu/husbando, discuss things, post pictures and have fun!
Dio-sama...
She shakes it
>>685879916
kagami claimed!!!
>>685879722
Got this legendary for that black fat dude.
>Kyouko
America is shit tbh. Our power was only a result of centuries of inhumane practices. We're fat, stupid, and unhealthy by international standards. Economy fucking sucks. Police force is Orwellian. Etc, etc, etc...
>inb4 "leave"
I can't because I was born poor and the economy fucking sucks.
>>685872993
>Economy fucking sucks
Factually incorrect, rest of the stuff is fairly spot on.
Then leave faggot
>hates America
>is poor
Well that explains that
>>685873192
Tell that to the thousands of Americans who lost their jobs/homes in the recession..economy may be improving but the middle class is still suppressed by it
>>685873442
Then 15% of the country should hate america at least, that's a pretty shitty figure
