Solve the maze, the answer will reveal itself before your very eyes as you take each step through this puzzle.
ill bite
is this supposed to be a challenge
Wow that was hard
WTF /b/ros y no fap roulette
Op roll
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contriburoll
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Best roulette ever made
ITT: we summon mods
>>685884152
I'll bite
>>685884303
He said mods not fags
Something something under 18
This thread.
Every hour, on the hour
s/fur high
Well, the artist was kittentits but its not on her FA profile anywhere
>>685889359
Knock Knock
>Who's there?
Me~!
>Me who?
Me! OH GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD
Who would you be /b/ ?
>>685890904
I dunno lets find out
drut
>they be me rollin
>>685890904
rollio
Sup /b/, trips decide wether i eat this shit or not
Do it duuuuude
pussy
Give it to charity.
Do it.
Hey /b/ -- I have something to share with you.
>>be me.
>>strange girl at work starts talking to me out of nowhere
>>humor her and listen
>>she tells me that she's really a dragon and that a demon lives in her pussy
>>realize this bitch it literally batshit nuts
>>she finds out my personal email address
>>starts emailing me really fucked up poems and stories... eventually starts sending really fucked up nudes
>>this is has been going on for almost 8 years
>>i'm going to share the best tonight
pic related. it's the kind of shit she sends me.
Well I'm waiting for a timestamp.
OP here. Here's an email she sent me a while back.,.. Subject line: THE DAY I TONGUEFUCKED CHRISTOPHER LLOYD'S ASSHOLE
They called me over.
My Mabeline skills were renown.
I was The Cover Girl.
He cut his chin shaving.
It happens to the best of them.
Easy fix.
A little foundation, an oil based concealer, some powder to kill the shine.
Done.
As I walked towards the trailer door, he called me over.
His voice like gravel in a garbage disposal....
He had an air about him.
Old and wrinkled, his breath smelled of stale coffee.
He cock his brow and smirked.
Made some quip about being over the hill.
I smiled.
He reached down and produced a flaccid penis. It looked like the trunk of a dead elephant. Gray and dry. Wrinkled with age.
I did my duty.
Poorly it seems.
Not a drop was spilled.
"don't feel bad kiddo." He said. "let me show you the button that turns me on."
He bent over and spread the cheeks of his ass. His asshole was puffed and protruded, from years of unwiped shit and suspected stapler insertion.
The area around his anus and in his crack was a deep gray. It smelled of soured milk.
With closed eyes I sucked his shithole.
The bitterness on my tongue grew the deeper I inserted it.
I worried about picking up a parasite....
"GREAT SCOTT!"
A thick yellowed semen poured from his limp meat as a stale fart met my lips.
He slid a 50 from the pocket of his slacks and ruffled my hair.
My work here was done.
Let's see 'em
This one is called: TACO LIPS
Kiss me with those taco lips.
From back of the barn yard.
Black eyes and spittle.
You piss with great pressure. Cowboy man.
You never piss in a toilet, but always on the grass outside.
The you spit on the foam.
"Fuck yeah, I pissed here!" Your actions tell the world.
Kiss me with those taco lips.
Fiesta and sunshine.
You make me want to taste myself.
The night is coming soon. Then you'll dance with the dragon.
Prove to me you're not completely fucking retarded, /b/.
Waifu Claiming Thread
Claim your Waifu/Husbando, post pictures, discuss things and have fun!
>>685889078
You saw that right!
>wanna join in?
>>685889337
Fair enough
Call me Megu then
>>685889354
Ayy of course you can join!
>>685889465
kagami claimed!!
>>685888757
i guess it can't be too bad....but being a ghost isn't fun!!!
>>685888748
I work at taco bell so my diet consist mostly of that
Gaining weight
>>685889354
Can i go first
>claiming
Nice digits pharaoh
>>685888888
Chek'd
>>685888888
son of a bitch.
>>685888888
checked
Left or right and what to do thread
>>685878523
Left: push off boat
Right: push off boat
Do: steal boat
>>685878523
leeft, apply sun lotion :) thoroughly
>>685878672
lol
>>685878672
Faggot!
But, faggot wit a boat.
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princes & such
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsdy_rct6uo
>>685886357
Are you saying I'm uggo?
Princes u sai?
ITT: prostitute, stripper, slut dump. Preferably OC. I'll start. Feel free to join in
México escort
>>685891194
come to daddy
>>685891194
hot as fuck
>>685891194
i downloaded it thanks
>>685891194
She has really big feet!
>>685891194
Holy fuck her ass is smoking
Type the last 4 digits of your post into Google and press I'm feeling lucky. Whatever comes up is your fapping material. Post results.
Blank white cards. Challenge accepted.
>>685884262
roll lets see
Potential
Old thread pruned, I want more stuff on my leg, trips decides.
Add a staple.
>>685882287
Cut "Open for anal"
>>685882287
Swastika, deep
draw a grinch with a ski mask
I never laughed in a while guys, I need my medicine.
Speedball me
YLYL thread
Crisp edition
What is your fetish /b/?
Furfag reporting
Uniforms
>>685880423
Dd/lg and humiliation mostly.
>>685880423
eroguro fag reporting in
I want some good mommies/full fam incest
There was actually a really good free text on this, anyone have it? And bump