Well /b/ I think I reached a new level of low.
>Be me
>Have no friends
>Decide to text a random number
>They text back
>Don't know what to say so I just decide to send my pepe collection as a gift
>Over the past week I've sent him over 9000 pepes
>I'm being nice to a stranger and sharing some of my extra rare with him
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>About an hour ago he tries to call
>I get nervous and send it to voicemail
>He calls again but this time I don't do anything
>Shortly after my phone stops ringing I see I have a new voicemail
>Listen to voicemail
>Post voicemail at http://skippers-bin.com/pepe/
>hedoesntlikethem.mov
I can't even be nice to a random stranger anymore. I've lost touch with reality to the point that I don't think I can ever join society again.
>>695243549
>Pic related
It's my phone usage showing how many picture messages I've used this month
Some of those pepes were extra rare too
>>695243549
How do we even know the voice isn't yours?
>>695243549
>>695243788
There is no way this is real but damn does this check out. OP even got dubs when he posted his phone usage so it must be true.
>>695244357
That still wouldn't explain the extremely high number of picture messages.
Post girls you desperately want to fuck but never will
>>695246826
with the fuck , how tall is that thing?
New Celeb Thread
First with katy
rekt thread
bump
Friends you would pay to fuck
I had a girlfriend a year or so ago that I never got a chance to fuck... DAMN MY LIFE MAN... She was so hot.
>Pic related.
>being this desperate
>spending your parents money to lose your virginity
>just so you can go back to playing video games and jacking off to cartoons
>implying this girl is your friend
Kek
>>695244342
>its my wife
>its my sister
>its my gf
>its my cousin
>its my mom
>its my aunt
>its my ex
No, it's a lonely fucking teenage sperglord posting pictures of some girl who doesn't notice or care that he exists.
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
>>695250559
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Still here
>>695254130
Pretty good, just finished episode 3
I'M FAST AS FUCK, BOI!
I love you all
s/fur
>>695248422
REMINDER
All wings report in!
>>695243924
Batman Standing By
>>695243924
Gold leader standing by
>>695243924
Redskins Standing By
Red pepperoni standing by
Chubby Thread
>>695244644
MOAR!
Please post more of this girl
Odd - Fap
Even - Go outside
Roll
ok
>>695216545
Either way I'm fapping and then going to smoke a cigarette
roll
Pics you're not supposed to share continued
Comments appreciated. Please rate her
>>695246432
bump
Anyone save my gf's pics?
>>695247710
any pics with face?
YLYL Dark humour preffered
Bored? Fapping? Feeling lucky?
You know what to do.
>If 0 you are a eunuch
>3 always gets dominated by High Queen Dominatrix Cersei
>Dubs may reroll but only once per get(if next roll is also dubs then rerolls restored again)
>Trips and they all dominate you
>If 666 trips they all have huge dicks
>Quads takes the throne
>Quints is Night King
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
rooll
SCP thread
You have to spend 12 hours with an SCP and make it out alive
The last 3 numbers of your post tell you which SCP you will get
If the 4th to last number of your post is 0, 2, 4, 6, 8 check this list:
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-series
If the 4th to last number of your post is 1, 3, 5, 7, 9 then check this list:
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-series-2
i.e. post 2123 would go to the first list and look for scp 123
Tell us what SCP you got and how fucked you are, pictures welcome if available
For new people:
It's a made up foundation that is specialized in "saving" humanity by containing supernatural/dangerous objects/creatures. For example SCP-173 breaks your neck if no one is looking at it. Blinking = death if you lose sight of it. It got a huge fanbase with a couple of games which are actually really good. An SCP is one of those objects/creatures. You can read up on it on their website, it's pretty fun to read up on some SCPs.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/about-the-scp-foundation
Oh yeah, this shit is cool.
roll.
Fuck it. Rolling
Roll
>>695250853
Roll
Hambeast hate thread
>>695245736
Bamp, get going. On holiday on phone, cba google
>>695245736
big girls are fun sized...
Roll for you gf
>>695250419
roooling for s
Roll!
rroooooooll
>>695250419
Rooooling for s 2
Thanks Mr. Penis
>>695246131
Thanks Mr. Penis
Thanks Mr. Penis
>>695246131
Thanks Mr. Penis
>>695246131
Thanks Mr. Penis
YLYL Thread
k
Fuckin Cancer
reply
>>695237982
fuck u
>/mu/
I'm fat
>>695230976
Which are still always more expensive than just buying alcohol from the shop. Plus the shops themselves will have their own special offers. But it's the fact they are on campus that stops people going to them. There's just this assumption by most people that the real parties are in town and campus bars are just a pit-stop. If people have already pre-drank in their own accommodation they will mostly just skip campus bars altogether.
>>695230979
I didn't own an mp3 player at the time.
Celeb thread
Post Miley and Bella!!!
