Hey. Lonely fag here. I'm bored and I can't sleep.
Anyone wants to talk about anything?
>>684157449
sure. what's up? can't sleep myself.
sorry if you're expecting images
here you go
What's on your mind, OP?
>>684157449
>wipe ass with paper towel
>write timestamp on towel
>post results
We'll see if you are a proper pooper.
Steam wishes Thread. Post ur wishes down below and the richanons will praise you . Amen . Mine are any CsGoItems or Games. http://steamcommunity.com/id/Sch3llack . Go go. Make dem poorfags a better day /b/ros
Can anyone please gift me Black Ops 3 its on sale
/id/KatanaOmnislash
>>684157049
trade link bro?
>>684158074
https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=21780783&token=eykqCGaM there you go
Any CS:GO knife you don't want? even the worst works.
https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=106253393&token=WNO0qG3j
Racist YLYL?
>>684159792
>racism
that's not funny
>>684160216
Shut the fuck up.
>>684160216
You obviously lack a sense of humor.
>>684160497
>>684160373
really niggers
Porn webm thread? Got a new PC and i lost my porn folder. Fill me up /b
finest milf
>>684158559
theres 100000 porn threads filling this board daily because of you cunts, lurk moar faggot
always check behind the sofa
>>684158847
Got new pc, lost my entire folder.
How would you rate your life from 1-10 /b/?
And please, be honest with yourself.
>no job
>no gf
>not in any school
>no car
>but my friends are pretty cool
>5/10
About 9/11
>>684159712
>no job (will be working over the summer)
>no gf (have a few girls I'm gonna hit up over the summer)
>full time education (have a full plan for the next 5-7 years)
>have a car
>decent savings
>majority of friends are boring and lazy, but consistent.
>much smaller group of interesting friends
7/10
6/10
the good
>brand new car, no payments
>100k+ a year
>good credit
>hot girlfriend
the bad
>can't seem to stay fit
>can't commit to a routine
>smoke too much
>don't floss
>pretty much only care about material things
>don't keep in touch with family
>divorced, might never love again
>judgmental and bitter
>compulsive liar
>been closet bi since a child
>addicted to porn
Sliding up from about a 2. Currently at about a 5. Hopefully about a 7 come 2017.
How often does /b/ get laid?
I'll start
>once a year if I'm lucky.
>>684159533
Bumping my own thread.
>>684160082
This isn't real is it?
I don't have sex outside of committed relationships and I've only ever been in two committed relationships. It's been about 5 or 6 years now. I end up jacking off to a lot of loli
>>684159533
I got laid:
Once in 1993
Nearly in 1994
Once again in 1995
Once again in 2010
>>684160294
No it's not real, but I kek'd at the fact you had to question it.
Deutscher nächtlicher Faden!
Das Original!
Langes Wochenende Edition!!!
Nabend Anons!
Die Fragen!
Wie geht's, wie steht's?
Weshalb denkt ihr dass kein Mettchen zu euch passt?
Kritisiert ihr lieber euch selber oder die anderen?
Versucht ihr die Welt immer ein Stück besser zu machen oder ist euch alles egal?
Bonus!!!
Wir haben das Jahr 2016! Wenn ihr Schwänze lutschen wollt dann dürft ihr das! oder lieber doch nicht?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qfbSOHHDfk (embed)
>>684160881
kek!
Soße?
>>684160646
Wie geht's, wie steht's?
mir gehts super nach nen halben kasten bier
Weshalb denkt ihr dass kein Mettchen zu euch passt?
Mettchen?? was willst du mit mett machen? :D
Kritisiert ihr lieber euch selber oder die anderen?
50/50 je nach lust und laune
Versucht ihr die Welt immer ein Stück besser zu machen oder ist euch alles egal?
mir ist alles egal (leider geil)
Post if you know how your cum tastes like
>>684160710
Trick question. Cum can vary in taste.
every time i jizz, usually on my stomach.. wipe up with finger and eat it... then wipe down with a towel from hamper or something
salty
hey /b/ , I was wondering if any rich guy can gift me overwatch, I love this game but i dont have enough money to buy it ... so pls if anyone can gift me this game I ll be very happy
my ID : Zeladd#2551
>>684161652
sent :)
>>684161729
seriously ?
>>684161652
sent ;)
>>684161652
no worry OP will probably go free in a year
Pokemon box 2.
Previous thread:
>>684147349
Requests welcome.
>>684160908
Oh okay
So how are ya
Also any grass type
drug addicted girls
>>684159349
I get harder looking at that fat loaded gimmick in her teeth than I do looking at her. FML
>>684159748
Well, to be fair, she did piss herself. Sooo... yah
Rollem
Rolling
Checkem
checksum
Was able to spy on my mom getting fucked by her boyfriend through her bedroom window for a good hour. Boner is about to explode now :)
>>684158896
Upload and link it, faggot
Good for you fag
pics or didn't happen
>>684158896
3/10 would not eat bread.
Hey /b/, I caught a frog. Trips or 69 decides what I do with him.
Make a house for him
>>684159216
space program faggot do it
Frog space program v2
>>684159462
Roll
Hva er deres personlige meninger om fraværsprosenten? +om du fordyper deg/ ser fra flere perspektiver. :)
Poster norske nudes per gode komentar :)
I grunn er låven en dårlig ide. Men alle undommene som står imot denne låven akuratt nå er retarda feminist marxist kommunister.
>>684158750
haha låve
>>684159078
sorry er litt brisen så språket er ikkje helt på plass
You have 1 month to prepare for being teleported into skyrim (your body and your own weight in equipments).
You will appear in Whiterun's Inn.
How fucked up are you ? Can your nerd skills compensate your terrible komando unpreparedness ?
go back to /k/
>>684160556
learn how to use magic asap of else you'll probably get fucked up by the first skeever you see
>>684160697
/thread
>>684160556
OP, this would be too easy.
1. Have clothes
2. Rest of weight in gold
3. Contact the earl
4. Trade knowledge for shop
5. Live a easy life with lydia
my dubs
>>684161535
Fail
>>684161535
U fegit
>>684161666
Damnit third time I got Satan trips this week, feel like some dark entity is tryna tell me something
No vegeta. You're doing it all wrong. Let me show you how its done.
You see these? These are my first form. I call them "singles".
But I can go even further BEYOND!!
Heh...
Are you ready?
Waifu thread
>Claim a waifu
>Claim them some more
>Claim it real good
Knifes are fun? edition
Obligatory claim.
>>684158332
I DID IT!!
>happy hugs
>>684158509
That's sounds cool! I'm just relaxing on my couch doing nothing. Probably gonna watch anime soon
>>684158667
Hey Asuka!
>hugs back
>>684158760
Ah that's cool. My days been Great so far, I love having a whole day to relax and do nothing
>>684158797
Sometimes cleaning is fun. Relaxing and doing nothing, it's fun
>more hugs
Megumin claimed~
How do I overload the reactors!?
>please 666 get
Roll for /b Name
hope u guz and grlz had fun getting a new name for b... if ya want just greentext ur new name when u want. 300 anons im sure someone will get a lul :)
and we continue from last thread mates
>trigger bait
sry forgot last thread
>>684143469
>>684160097
roll
>>684160618
Is it
>pleeb tard
Or
>gay anon
???
>>684160097
rolling
>You're walking around the block
>Plenty of free time
>See this
>What do
>>684159954
wonder why am I walking in circles
"A lot of fucking good those hormone supplements did, huh?"
>>684160130
that's pretty clever
