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Hey guys, 4chan recently updated their website so that if you put your SSN in it will automatically censor it.

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Hey guys, 4chan recently updated their website so that if you put your SSN in it will automatically censor it.

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>>676835975
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sure hope it works this time
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>Hey guys, 4chan recently updated their website so that if you put your SSN in it will automatically censor it.
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Hey guys get in here if you're a fag

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Civ thread continued

>Don't ask me how this has been going for 8 hours edition.

Recap:
>We met the Enlightened to the west, they are primarily trade based and religious. They try to be peaceful but if need be they can show their military might with their advanced weapons (they have iron tools in their trade network, while we only have stone and wood.)

>To the East, the Amazons lie and act as protectors of the forest, As long as we don't disturb them in their treed houses, they seem to let us alone. They specialize in ranged combat and adapted to fighting in the trees and hunting at night.

>We have two children who are half our race and half Enlightened.

>Somebody rolled and stated we invite the Enlightened over for a feast, but poison their food with berries from the forest.

>We also have a group of Hermits who are Amazon defects. They are helping us research in the Library and will hopefully bring us to the same tech level as the far superiors Amazons.

>Dubs decide. I ignore outrageous suggestions but leave me a little wiggle room and I'll try to incorporate any suggestions I can. I would prefer we be more logical but dubs are dubs.

The females are still preparing a boar for the feast

The gate to the bridge is finally finished.

>Roll away faggots.
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Explore.
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Got dubs twice in last thread on same roll including last post
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>>676838606
do this
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Begin searching for a natural cave so we can begin mining for materials.

Also set up pens for the hogs and ensure they are consistently taken care of and can breed. (maybe a pen to the north?)

See if the hermit can convince more amazonians to join us.

Continue with the feast.

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My roommate spends his entire day in his room screaming at the top oh his lungs to his online friends on xbox. I cant even be in the room it's so annoying. Nor can I chill in the common area as I could hear him through the door.

Is there any way to break his fucking mic without doing any physical damage so he won't know its me. So he will think it broke by itself?
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>>676836156
Yank at the actual microphone itself for a bit.
It'll break eventually.
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Soak in salt water put in oven in foil to dry. Thas itt.
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>>676836483
I'm in college. No salt or oven. Plus he will feel if it's wet

>>676836466
That's physical. He could tell.
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Why don't you just toss it in the outside trash buried underneath some stuff? He'll never know! alternatively you could plug it in to his controller then snap the jack. It will be stuck in his controller and he might not be able to get it out. If you were really good with a hot glue gun you could even use a dab of that to hot glue it back on. Maybe plug it in to his controller then put the headset in a bowl of water? Honestly I don't really know what I'm talking about but those are some ideas.

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Photoshop the tower under my finger. thanks in advance.
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this shit gay
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>>676836977
hipster faggot.

sit on the tower see how far it goes up your ass.
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nice beard op

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SAY IT BITCH FUCKIN SAY IT ADMIT TO YOURSELF AND THE WORLD
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I love cock!
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you can't make me
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IM UGLY AND IM PROUD
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>>676840957
fuck beat me to it

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There's a goddess of Mediocre looks?
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her name is serayla
complete OC
i wish i had more...
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Welcome to the Kek Club. Please present your doubles for entry.
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OH FUCK BOUNCER HAS DUBS can i get in now
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here you go
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Neat.

PART 2, LAST ONE HIT IMAGE LIMIT

Trips decides my new profile picture on twitter. >Pic related, that's my old one.
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Thank you for making another one, I still have a few more images to share.
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IMAGINE ALL THE TRIPLES.

KOBOLD ADVENTURES: Different Writefag edition.

Not The same writer, obviously, but I'm going to try and copy his style.

Rules: After I post, I'm going to wait about 3 minutes, whatever has the most votes when I check happens. When it makes sense, multiple options will be written for, I've got about 2-3 hours so this might cliffhanger.

Only caveat is I won't right male-on-male steamy gay action unless it's brief and appropriate as part of a bad end. I'm way too straight for that, and it would probably be awful if I tried anyway.

Bad end options will exist, maybe I'll just murder you, maybe I'll roll for it on the downlow, it's a mystery.

Storytime:


To the north is the human city. It's large and a hub for commerce. Unfortunately your people are despised there and have no rights. They are often murdered, robbed, raped, or sold as slaves. Purely for the sake of reducing chaos, it is technically illegal to capture slaves or murder kobolds inside the city itself, but these laws are much easier to break than most, as few care to enforce them. Kobolds aren't the only race treated poorly. Humans are the dominate race in this part of the world, and they are a cruel bunch.
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>>676839053
>>676839053
To the east your people have it even worse. That is where an orcish tribe has their "town", and a large mine. Kobolds there are slaves, and generally can expect to be worked to death. They have little other use for lesser races save as . . . food. . . . so venturing into their lands is likely a death sentence for any race.

To the west the normal woodlands you are in now merge with the great Elven forrest. It was once a pleasant place, but a large swathe of it has been burned and all the major cities destroyed. Now dark rumors abound and the edges of it are filled with the least savory of humans.

To the south there is a great mountain range, reputed to be home to a number of different races, including one of the few prosperous kobold warrens, or so you've heard.

You come from a much smaller warren, too close to the human city and orc lands to be safe, but hidden under a waterfall. Unfortunately, you're no longer welcome there.

You are a:

A: Male

B: Female.
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>>676839133
B
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>>676839133
B
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>>676839133
Ps. Please post the letters for what you want so I can tally easily.

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Is my Doggo dying /b/
Symptoms are
>shivering
>Vomiting yellow liquid
>Doesn't eat or drink
>Not moving much just wants to lay on couch .
>Groaning
>Complete sadness face

He is only 8 months old
His mom was old when she had him.
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Trip to the vet.
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If you really want to know take him to the vet.
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TO THE VET YOU GO
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>>676836572
>>676837227
obviously too poor to go to the vet.

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drawthread
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>>676837591
What the hell are these things from, Ive seen them on multiple occasions as peoples ocs
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Aight dawgs, it's EHG, in tha place to be. What are all you cats chit-chatting about, aiiiee?
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>>676837758
Oh fuk

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What would you tell your 10 year old self?
>If you play with your dick too much it will fall off.
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"Do not fuck or date Stacey, even though shes into you"
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>dont start using a computer. Keep playing outside.
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>>676839368
story?
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tell mom everything that is happening

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CHILDHOOD AUTISM THREAD

>be me
>be cleaning out room
>find disc entitled "My Documents" and another entitled "Super Mario Sunshine!" from when I was a kid

Join me /b/ros, on the journey to my childhood autism. I'm about to put the discs in. Let's see what's inside.

DECIDE WHICH DISC FIRST
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bump for interest
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Bumping for interest
Do my documents first
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>>676840641
also documents plz
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Documents

FB fap
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>>676839497
Fuuuck them tits.

Name?

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wait for it....
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>>676841922

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Just forced my sister to fuck me and I got it on vid, /b/:

http://6i9.no/wincest

pic related
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>>676842707
thanks man!
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>>676842707
she's obviously cute as a button but broke as fuck lol
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>>676842707
looove you man just watch it
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>>676842707
>2015<br>>Not downloading this porn

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Suicidal girl is planning to kill herself
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yeah, most people who are suicidal tend to plan to kill themselves.

Some can be female.
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Tell her to seek help!
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get her to seek help from an actual professional!

rolling!
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>>676839050

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Roll em
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Rollz
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>>676839381

roll
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fuck my life
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Selena get

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I'm grading this nigger's project for my geometry class, and I keked so hard at this. This entire power point is filled with more kek stuff like this.
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>>676832405
Lmao post more op
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>>676832405
Give him a 99
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Lmao

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S/fur

In heat?
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I dont think anyone's gunna show up anon
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>>676836315
I know fml

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