Inspired by another thread...
Any married old fags here?
How long have you been married?
Are you happy?
If you had to do it all over again would get married again?
Is it better to just stay single and save all your money and fuck women?
Married 6 years. 2 kids. Life is great. Kids are great. Best friend forever. No sex life. Swings and roundabouts.
>>705808218
been married for 5 years its cool living with a chick if u vibe with her getting married changes everything even more so if u have kids
>>705808489
No sex life? Sounds shitty.
>>705808528
also have 2 kids and no sex life
Les go hoe
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Fave pornstar thread
>>705813607
>Fave pornstar
>Overacting bitch whose forehead is bigger than her future
You just have to fuck up everything OP, don't you ?
Also, Krystal Boyd
Fave pornstar in fave porno
Gigi Allens on BLACKED
Jada
What do I say to remain alpha yet keep fucking her ?
She's still on the leash
But I ain't trying to sweet talk her
"Fine then, enjoy being nothing to me"
>>705815252
no, thatll turn her away.
'Tits or gtfo'
New celeb thread
>>705820673
Me too. I wanna slide my tongue across her eyebrows feeling the texture
anyone have morgan saylor nude in White Girl?
>>705820172
Regular Emma is best Emma.
Hunger Games
>First 48 are enter
>>705821315
CIA Man
Skwisgaar Skwigelf
Mart
Pat
Pokemon box.
Requests welcome.
Do NOT sexualize the Pokemon
>>705817947
TOOOOOOOOOOO LATE
Millhouse is a meme
>>705815950
Kys faggot
OP will kill himself tonight
OP is a nigger
Look at deez nutz.
LOOK
CAN I STOP LOOKING NOW
NO
LOOK HARDER
Thoughts on tipping?
>>705814753
It's bullshit in every way. I'll still do it since the minimum wage laws are fucked.
>>705814753
I wholeheaetly agree. Women should do the same before going on a date with a guy. She should say upfront that she isn't going to sleep with him. If she doesn't she just a free loader trying to get a free meal.
>>705814921
Are they really though?
I like how the writer chastises those who don't tell beforehand, yet they still go out to restaurants that serve you. That's the most bullshit moral high ground I've heard of.
Tipping is a shit deal and should be done away with, but while it's still a custom here and patron a restaurant, it should be expected. It's part of the package. If you disagree with it, just don't go to restaurants that serve you, it's not like that's any right or requirement to living.
I'm a cuckold. My good looking gf fucks pretty much anyone
Where are ma bros
>>705811747
Trade against my gf?
I feel you bro. I would love my gf to suck another dude off in front of me. Pic related
>>705811747
Near the DC metro area?
>>705811747
Contact info so we can fuck her too
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>>705817639
Rolling for a general reading.
If you respond to this post, you will gain all Reimu's powers. Let me tell you what they are.
>>705817639
Boo! Hiya senpai, hey, is tarot kinda hard? It's just that I'm getting kinda amused with it.
>>705817639
Trigonometry for me, oh boy
~fred
We are living in a simulated reality, probably within another simulation. Discuss.
Then explain how 1 hour is exactly 100minutes?
What if the universe was just one universe in a sphere of universes that form up the core of atoms for a universe so immense its difficult to grasp? allow me to explain.
I'll start at the big bang theory. Something exploded thus creating our universe from dust and ice and a great many atoms of different substances. What exploded? Could it have been other universes? What if the shape of the universe was, say a hexagon for the sake of simplicity. 6 Universes collided at their optimal touching point creating the Big Bang and a force so massive it pushed the other universes back and filled the gap with a new one out of the debris. What if this happens on the other side of those universes and on the other side of those? What if our universe collides with others and begins to shrink until it is nothing, then reborn again through the Big Bang once again?
]This is where my Universe Sphere comes in. Where is the end of all these universes? Well there is none of course, it is in the shape of a sphere, the only geometrical shape with no edge. Each universe slopes around to form a rippling sphere of universe matter and creates the core fundamentals of another, much larger universe. Imagine that every tiny atom is a small (at least to us) universe. They've explained that atoms contain ridiculous energy and if you split it that is how nuclear energy is created. What if the atom split is actually one said universe sphere?
That would mean you are made up of a multitude of universe spheres, correct? Eerie.
I'm gunna need a much bigger crowd to perform my new hit "the recipe for concentrated dark matter".
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgSZA3NPpBs
A really interesting watch if you have an hour
Drawthread: Fucking Wednesday Edition!
bump
requesting human version of this pic
/r/equesting a full body ref for gote.
You'd obviously have to be a cuckold to say he didn't win the debate.
>>705817996
>You'd obviously have to be a cuckold to say he did win the debate
how much longer do us non americunts have to listen to this shit?
you'd have to be a depressingly desperate /pol/ fag to think he did
he acted like a petulant child throwing a tantrum
>>705817996
I don't think he won the debate necessarily, but I think enough people realized how biased and shitty Holt was to put him on top in the polls.
Admit your darkest and most depraved secrets /b/
I'll start
I regularly fingered and ate out my younger sister between the time she was 10-12. I was 15-17 at the time. She sometimes even rubbed my cock while I was fingering her. I am 23 now and besides me my sister is still an uptight virgin that won't have sex with anybody
nigga u gay
>>705791500
Here, take a bump.
>>705791500
Describe it in detail please. If you do i'll post my incest story
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>late saturday night
>no s/fur thread
?????
>>705809485
H/fur*
>saturday
fucking NEET doesn't even know what day it is
>>705810082
s/fur*
this thread isnt pacifically for herms
>>705810221
oh shit haha its actually wednesday lol the days go by so fast
>>705810372
It's an a/fur then, sorry for not contributing btw
Found this thing in my girlfriends bedside table, what the hell is it? I'be never seen something like this before. It might be like a shitty grip strength trainer? IDK it was next to a dildo so I think it might be sex related though. Any ideas?
>>705811012
The fuck is that?
>>705811012
It's to tie off a dogs tail to make them short
>>705811012
She's going to castrate you
Squeeze handle
Open the prongs
Strectches the rubber band
Insert your sleeping dick
Cuts off blood, turns black and falls off
Post your FB faps 2
Is this normal?
>>705812140
Idk
>>705812140
Yeah, you're fine.
A penis is normal
>>705812140
Genital warts. No cure.
