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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I need /b/'s wisdom
how can I open a car's gas tank cap without the key?
shoot it with a gun
>>674354121
Use a Propane torch to burn the cap off
>>674354322
>>674354935
seriously, you guise!
>>674354121
Use your hands
>>674355126
but the thing is locked up
>I like being feminine and dressing up and looking pretty, It's fun
Is this the end of Anita?
Did she stump herself?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQZ XcOwHLC8
She's really cute. Like extremely fucking cute. I want to make her blush and shit.
>>674352653
She probably likes it that way too.
>>674352653
Fuck you, you piece of shit.
>>674353129
Our goal is to further feminize her and show her that she likes being womanly.
>gender is a social construct
>wears makeup
If someone can prove that they've been saving photos of this redhead ive been posting for a while i'll post a face pic. or trips
>>674355259
>>674355259
>>674355290
for reference
>>674355355
>>674355259
In other words, this is a child who's looking for more pics of her. He has nothing else to deliver.
>>674355504
Sup, my neighbor is blasting angsty teen bitch music right above my room, and i have work in 3 hours/need sleep. I already tried to talk to him but i guess he couldnt hear my knocks over his a day to remember assplay edition soundtrack.
Here's his number:
two one six 618 1 6 8 8
*DO WITH IT WHAT YOU PLEASE*
Ps he's bipolar and gets really mad when people call him lil dave
Bump for intrest
>>674353742
Bump
>>674353742
What's up lil Dave are you trying to make friends again?
Oh lil Dave
>>674354064
>>674354177
I love you
Since when did /b/ become about insulting each other as much as humanly possible?
day 1
Since children are invading the board.
Shut the fuck up, you fucking retard. Go back to sitting on your dad's dick if you don't like it here. You stink. And you like your cat to pee in your pepsi cola and drink it. Fuck you.
Shut up, faggot
fuck off.
So let's Start a YLYL (You Love You Lose)
>>674355435
Your idol worship is pathetic and sad.
Get a girlfriend and stop living in a fantasy world. I promise you will be better off.
>>674355435
Enough of that hose beast. Post more of the kitty!
Rape.
I mean RATE.
Damn autocorrect.
>>674351232
Post her tits m8
>>674351232
8/10 cute blonde
Nice decor too.
>>674353063
VERY cute
>>674353768
Fucking HOT!
kek when I survive and you faggots die.
Mmmk
>>674353050
survived and then i fucked ur mom's corpse
>>674353050
kek youre already ded
>>674353050
reroll
>>674353050
Dani i,
Does anyone else here do the Mom/Son roleplay thing?
>>674353679
M or f?
>>674353679
nah cunt
I wish. Green text some stories
>>674353679
destinas in da house
run or your soul goes in mah belly
Dont worry about how I got it.
Quads opens it.
>>674354899
this bait is so low quality
not like i have anything better to do with my night. Rollin.
>>674354899
Fuck your quads, just open it faggot
>>674354899
I'll bite
Check my quads
Lets open it
What is /b drinking or smoking tonight?
>pic related
Having some good old Rum and smoking Dunhill
Bumping with OC from some Honduran bitches i've fucked.
Shameless self bump
Bump
Spring Break! Would you party with them?
degenerate boring white women
pass
>>674348651
i'd do more than party with them. i'd fuck the shit out of them and then call that number on the back of his truck and tell him his driving sucks shit
If they were topless and getting me beers, yes.
>>674349064
>>674349283
Hnnng. That's a good start.
>>674348651
Spring break is retarded. Drinking and fucking is okay, but when you fucking do it as a horde of thousands of people it becomes uncivilized.
So yes, I'd "party" with them but they're still degenerate whores.(including males)
porn webm thread GO
bump. also sauce?
>>674354108
don't have sauce to any of them. also help me out here guys trying to fap to some new webm
Itt: We masturbate to barely legal teens!
fattys prefered
Challenge to /b/
MAKE THIS A MEME
>>674353088
No thanks
Nypa
>>674353088
got some hoverhand action goin on there
>>674353088
caps
fuck right off
>>674353088
Not your personal army phaggotron
also dubs check'd
hey guys, about that whole "holocaust" thing, you forgive me right?
>>674352182
>asking forgiveness for something you didn't do
>>674352336
>being this edgy
>>674352463
Post proof Goldberg.
>>674352336
FPBP
>>674352599
why post proof for someone who rejects all evidence put before them? Also, checked.
Cock r8
Rate
>>674353563
7 out.of 10
>>674353374
Oink Oink/10
>>674353749
Thank
>>674353374
Ummm sorry?
>>674353563
Nice at least a 8
Dubs gets her bra off
Also posts your girls if your want
>>674353405
Here
>>674353405
If dubs get you fucking show me your moobs
>>674353405
dubs
>>674353405
Open sesame
What anime are you currently bumping? I just started watching this for the second time and I love it. And yes im a newb/pleb/fag whatever
>>674352562
>bumping
wat?
>>674352562
I'm trying to watch Dimension W, but not only do the subs come out irregularly, the site their on has problems. For instance, the mobile version refuses to work, and I normally use my mobile data to watch it.
I recently finished Parasyte, and it was pretty good.
>>674353300
Shit, used the wrong version.
>they're
>>674352562
just started cowboy bebop, figured there's only 1 season so might as well
>>674353300
>not torrenting your anime in 2016
I have a flight to Japan in a few hours and my long-distance gf from there broke up with me yesterday.
Have to leave in a bit but will dump some pics.
>>674353551
Why you going to japan OP
more?
