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Help me out /b/.
>Financially forced into living with a family friend for the past two years after parents moved to japan for business.
>Guy is a 57 year old virgin with no social skills. Super paranoid, die hard glenn beck supporter, and fucks with me and my shit all of the time.
I can't take any more of his shit guys. Anybody know of ways I could fuck with him that wouldn't obviously be traced back to me? I'll bump with stories of this guy's craziness
pic related: the
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kill yourself
Bumping with stories about how crazy this guy is, but first a little back ground on the guy
>dad and him have known each other since 3rd grade.
>the guy has serious social anxiety and basically my dad was one of the only people who were nice to him in school.
>guy fails out of college because he can't bring himself to do group projects/participate in class.
>contacts my dad, who is going to school and puts in a good word with the...
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>>710027902
>spare room turns out to be his mom's bedroom.
>literally everything is exactly the way it was when she died over a decade ago.
>lipstick, perfume, jewlery, even floss is still on dressers where they were left.
>gets super angry if anything is disturbed or moved. Basically have to keep this room looking like his mom is still living in it.
>If anything...
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>>710028337
>When I leave for a day or more, I always come home to find my shit "cleaned up". AKA gone through.
>things in drawers will not be where they were, clothes in dresser will be moved around
>if I leave anything, like my contacts case or something out on the bedside table, It'll disappear. when I ask if he's seen it, he'll act like he has no idea, but a couple days later, It'll magically appear under my pillow or some shit
>Have tried to talk to him about it, but he always gets super upset and runs in his room, slamming the door while yelling about how I need to respect his mother
Ya banged, anon. I'll await the news story featuring this guy wearing your skin like a housecoat.
New thread Boxxy/Catie
Forever Queen
fuck off cunt
This theme lmao
>>710038774
Nope!
Ally Bascom, San Jose, CA
Currently at ASU
http://archive.is/LWE7u
http://archive.is/flU0g
https://archive.is/iv4wW
Which religion do you believe, anon?
pic unrelated
Right wing jew here
>Still conservative
>Fuck those liberal jews
>Zionism is good
>White race above everything.
>>710035149
Boo-Boo-Kitty-Fuck
>>710035486
Awww he thinks he's white, how adorable
>>710037079
Israel is keeping their gates closed against everything. White fucking country. Where do you live? Let me guess: Brittfag.
>>710037718
>Let me guess: Brittfag
Kek, nice try kike but no
Shark is pretty ok
Post me your opinions
>>710039546
Sharks are terrifinning
7/10 cuddly fur
Shark is the WORST part of this fandom.
y'all should play the cute google widget Halloween game
FB / IG Fap Thread Continued.
Lets see those girls you want to fuck
drawthread
Draw Thread
>Take or give request
>Interact or roleplay with others
>Threadly reminder that you can always git more gud
>Don't be afraid to try a request yourself
>New Drawfriends are ALWAYS desired
TECH SUPPORT and shitposting at #/b/drawthread on rizon.net
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DRAWFAG LIST, events, resources, faq, and more:
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RUKIA FUTA NOW
I'm bored, let's get a rekt thread going
U.K sluts thread
North East
Any Emma daye?
bump
Requesting Stoke on Trent / Keele
![[000522].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7Ahac5d.jpg "[000522].jpg")
dundee
MILF thread. Bonus if she's in costume
my aunt
Pics you want shared (because it's hot not personal army shit)
>>710031836
Slim with big boobs win
Texas bro, you in here?
Just Amateur BBW/Curvy Girls Thread
>>710033389
>I'm fat and ugly but it's okay my tits are huge
>>710033498
You think the face is ugly too?
>>710033498
>implying bad thing
>not liking ugly fat girls with huge boobs
ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS/CONFESSIONS
bump
k
>>710028965
I like one girl,but im scared to text her.
>>710029878
why?
>>710030031
I think she will not respond.
VIRGIN THREAD
1. your age
2. why are you still one
>>710034912
42
Gave up on girls at least 15 years ago after too many rejections.
20
Scared
25
nervous about seeing an escort
72 years young and beause JESUS, that's why!
Fear is all that holds you back, fear is only powered by you. Also there are 7billion people in the world and 51% are female. Also there is a large number of chicks in Turkey who'd fuck any American just to get states side. My suggestiom, go to Turkey and find yourslef a refugee of your choosing, pork her and bring her home.
The picture below yours is your profile picture for a week
>>710031874
>>710032534
>>710031874
"Fuck You"
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
SUCK MY DICK, SEMEN DEMON!
>>710029212
suck my dick, semen demon!
SUCK MY DICK, SEMEN DEMON!
>>710029212
SUCK MY DICK, SEMEN DEMON!
>>710029212
SUCK MY DICK, SEMEN DEMON!
ITT: We post "hail satan" until one of us rolls 666
hail satan
Hail satan
Hail
hail satan
hail satan
Post girls with soul-piercing eyes.
They can be clothed, naked, mid-sex. Who cares? Lets see those peepers
My future wife, Aela (she's a huntress!)
>>710030556
>>710030218
Beautiful! 'Moar
Nothing is better than a girl with blowjob eyes
What's one thing you want to do sexually before you die?
Have it
>>710029517
have sex with girl
I want to cum on a face that I've worshipped from afar. A celebrity or a longtime crush.
I guess it's some kind of instinctual territory thing.
>>710029517
fuck someone who´s uncoucious
I definitely want to do some chastity cage stuff with some girl. Maybe long term. Maybe pegging.
Lets get some oc cringe going of your faggot normie facebook friends posting their stupid fucking halloween costumes.
>>710037251
>>710037367
would rape just because how cringey this is
>>710037251
Bump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-RxsRCKvMk
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>710010046
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
カラミチーマス
late replies
>>710028873
preftct
>>710027796
YOU GOT IT
>>710028498
but no gay sex? what are you a faggot
>>710029816
hehehe
>>710030706
mandatory cc claim
last post
>>710030353
anything with blood or a costume will do
