A man and his daughter find themselves in the middle of a endless dirt pit and you are there gods dubs can grant them whatever you want them to have enjoy
Status: hungry
>>678422437
You can also make them do things
The dad rapes her and he suicides
>>678422437
Man finds a dog
A graboid tries to kill the daughter.
/b/
would you rather be 6'2 and have a 5 inch dick, or be 5'6 and have an 8 inch dick? Why?
>>678419038
>tfw already am 6'2" with 5 inch dick
>>678419826
would you trade to become 5'6 with an 8 incher?
>>678419952
Nope. Women around here (MT) like taller men. The way I roll is get her off with oral first, then I can be pretty unamazing and they don't even care.
>>678420524
If being tall wasn't an advantage, I guess I would. IDC really
>catalog
>search
>Ylyl
>No Results
Let us fix this!
I have done most sexual things and nothing excites me anymore that's not illegal.
I am an old woman and need to pleasure myself for health reasons. Please suggest some sort of porn I haven't heard of is edgy enough to make a girl who's done it all wet.
Remove your gall bladder in the bathroom of a Burger King. While wearing a butt plug.
>>678420173
Um, no.. no.. no. Thanks for playing.
>>678419684
Vorephilia
Bestiality
Tentacles
Incest
The usual stuff.
>>678421236
Good try and normally tentacles would SO do it but not tonite. I always called vorephilia dulcette but it's different! Thanks <3
death of a dying god https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmiUdHGFQxo
Don't know who that faggot is
Definitely not a god by the looks of him
>>678419990
wow, its fucking nothing
>>678419990
Toby has been dead for a few years now
>>678420596
porque
Admit it /b/
Missouri is literally the worst fucking state in America
> Meth capital of the world
> Inbred horse fuckers
> Niggers at every turn
Prove me wrong
Inb4 You fucking can't
Can confirm meth and inbred horse fuckers, but my town only has like 3 niggers
>>678420214
You think Missouri is bad? I raise you Nebraska
Kansas reporting in.
Fuck Misery, they really suck horse balls
if this is meant to be b8 you fail because everyone knows this is fucking true
You know the drill, if your name is called, you go to bed.
Goodnight Leo.
If you roll dubs, you must go to bed also.
Goodnight Satan
Good night stan
Night, Nigger
Good night, gus
What's your excuse for not having a sex slave?
Also, submission and bondage thread.
>>678420547
That's lame as hell, those handcuffs are going to break the moment she starts to put a little fight.
Here's mine!
>>678420547
God damnit, I got rid of this shit for a reason.
>>678420547
Wish I could find literally anyone willing to actually go through with it.
New thread
Lord Stark continues his Siege.
Stark>Lannister the Crag
>>678422028
>Robb Stark, King in the North
>House Stark
>NAP: None
>Allies: Tully
>Perms: Tully
>Bonus: KitN
>>678422028
Siege Lorath
>Aegon VI "Young Griff" Targaryen Song of Rhaegar the Silver Prince and Admiral of the Tyroshi Fleet
>Allies: Pentos
>Dragon (1/1)
>>678422028
Kill Lys, spill neutral disputed lands
>Prince Byam Mott, of Myr
>NAP: Volantis?, Tyrosh
>>678422028
Tully>Surround Pentos, spill pentos blood
>Lord Ichabod Tully, Silvergills
>Allies: Robb Stark, Braavos(+1TMarriage)
>Nap:
>Bonus: FDH(0)
Do you honestly believe in the "Big Bang"? There was absolutely nothing and then in a few trillionths of a second, all the matter and energy in the entire universe suddenly came out of nowhere?
Topkek! Think about it anon, it's so ridiculous.
Why do you keep shitposting this shitpost?
>>678418082
I big banged ur mom
>>678418082
an invisible old man who lives in the sky making the universe in six days is much better
who said there was nothing?
Dick rate thread!
Get in here /b/.
>screenshot a screenshot of my dick that I sent to a girl
>7.5" long, 6" thick
R8 m8
Rate me.
Just over 6 inches, don't know thickness.
>>678418798
6.5 mane
>>678420184
Can't believe I'm actually posting in a dick rate thread, but that's just over 6 inches? I'm 7.5 but I swear the angle of the photo makes it look bigger than mine.
i had sex 5 mins ago. ama
were the feet cute
How does it feel to be a faggot?
>>678422662
How does your ass feel OP?
>>678422858
says the guy who didn't just fuck a hottie
Saw a few people request the full set. Does anyone want?
>>678422041
that is fucking awesome
>>678422156
u like?
ITT: we describe video games poorly. last thread died
pic unrelated
>ring bells
>in a city
>get grill
>Paris
>guns and niggers
>pinky
>kill father
Go to /v/ faggot, that's why your thread 404'd
>>678421827
Bioshock Infinite
>>678422085
not OP, but it had 350 replies and bump limit reached
so gtfo
dropbox or mega links, post your best!
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/4rru1uh6h5r34rh/AAAqAkc2-q3h3Ht0hkfpypLFa?dl=0
Some Costa Rica amateur bitches for you
>>678417328
selfbump, come on guys!!
fuck off
bump for interest
>>678417328
Im from Costa Rica, nice dump
So this shit head tried to hack me, anything you all can do to he'll a brother out with info?
Anything will help
>>678420460
Any name?
Ask a white Femanon who really likes black guys like a fetish anything. Also i'd like to ask some questions as well
Did you k ow beastiality is illegal in most countries ?
Is ur pussie just destroyed from all that black cock
Is it because you enjoy the contrast of your pale...ness against the dark?
>captcha: coffee
>>678420740
kek
Dubs Gets Email
Trips Gets Nudes
>>678421568
We'll alright
Pls
Oh
>>678422558
Maybe one day
Rollin
>>678420449
sure roll
rolling,
Roll.
As long as its not fuckin Rouge, im okay with it.
Fingers crossed for splatoon though
why not roll
Hunger games.
Post 36 tributes and we'll get the game rolling.
PPMD
Chara
Bizzarro Flame