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What's up you stupid fucks?

We're gunna make a song with you

Dubs go in the hook
Trips name the song.

Post pictures, text, video - Anything goes.

We will finish the song and post to YouTube TONIGHT!.

Now drag your fat pig cunts inhere and lets do this shit.
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>>678420248
Here is one from last week.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3ZYauGCtaE
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The name of this song is Cockslut infidels

dubs get
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>>678420647
BUMP us fucker, Bump us.
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Brosch did nein elvin

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I said it when the brony craze first hit on here and I'll say it again now. It's a show for little girls and you are unironically a sissy faggot if you enjoy it.

inb4

>You're trying to tell me what preferences I can have!

Nah, nigga. It's the same as if you fell in love with Sesame Street or Barnie at the age 30. It makes you a creepy faggot on an imageboard where all of us are creepy faggots, just not creepy enough to become dedicated fans of a little girl's pony show.

Fuck outta here with "friendship." The only friends you pony-fucking faggots have is your right hand.
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and now we wait.
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>>678420676

Not even leaving bait, anon. I legit think bronies should kill themselves and are subhuman pieces of degenerate shit.

If you're over the age of 7 and you need to watch little girl shows to learn about "friendship" you should impale yourself on a spike-shaped dildo.
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>>678420841

nope.jpg

Not bait. I'm dead serious. I legitimately hate bronies that much. They're all fat, smelly, neckbeard virgins who jerk off to ponies.

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last one 404'd let do dis
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954

Interested?
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no kill yourself sage
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Noone?
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>>678422521
What he said
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Timestamp and then maybe

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Why are Russian women sexier than American women?
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Because inflation you cuck.
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Not sure if that's true. I think Russia's "10/10" women may look better than America's "10/10" women

Black girl thread?
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Share your darkest secrets /b/

No judgement

I've been fucking my dead best friends girlfriend and taking drugs with her all week

hit me up
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>>678419291
If this is real holy fuck.
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I accidentally killed my little brother when I was 7. He was 4 and we were playing in the water, I saw him go under and didn't pay much attention to him after that. Until I heard my mom screaming. I can still hear it. Every single night.
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I occasionally have problems understanding the concept of reality and once had a three way verbal conversation with myself trying to figure out which part was actually me. Shit gets weird but I honestly feel like I'm not worth the effort it would take someone else to help me so I haven't particularly told anyone that matters to me.
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>>678420174
if life has taught me anything, it's that the past brings depression and the future anxiety

think only in the present and you will receivie the blessing of content living

but yeah that is fucked

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Grab a drink and let's vent.

What's on your mind? What's got you down on a Friday night?
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>>678419674
Been at work text fighting with gf while she's at home. Just got home and realized she's been drinking. Asleep in the other room now. Not sure if she's mad, embarrassed, sleepy or blacked out.
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Friends invited me to go out to bars tonight around 7, call them at 8:30 and get no answer even though they told me they would leave at 9. I should have gone to where they told me to meet them at, but they never called me back to see if I was actually coming. Oh well.
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My girlfriend left me to "just be friends" with my exbest friend whom she cheated on me with, and now they're together all the fucking time and always at the group hangouts which forces me to not go. So basically I have no friends and I'm home alone every weekend.
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People call me handsome all the time, and I've overheard girls at work call me cute when they thought I couldn't hear. Yet somehow I've never had a girlfriend, and I've gotten rejected 3 times in one semester.

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Ask a girl who just fucked her boyfriend with a dildo anything.
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00000000000000000000
do i sound like a faggot?
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Did he return the favor and fuck you up the ass as well?
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>>678423167
Tits first
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>>678423167
Jew with dreads

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>took a DNA test
Just cuck my shit up, fam.
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where can i do this?
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>>678421995
Geno 2.0. It's by far the most accurate one. I got it on sale for $160 with shipping, not sure if the sale is still running.
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>>678421995
Take a test online. Results are emailed to you
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>>678421809
What's so great about being white?

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A man and his daughter find themselves in the middle of a endless dirt pit and you are there gods dubs can grant them whatever you want them to have enjoy

Status: hungry
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>>678422437
You can also make them do things
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The dad rapes her and he suicides
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>>678422437
Man finds a dog
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A graboid tries to kill the daughter.

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/b/

would you rather be 6'2 and have a 5 inch dick, or be 5'6 and have an 8 inch dick? Why?
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>>678419038
>tfw already am 6'2" with 5 inch dick
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>>678419826
would you trade to become 5'6 with an 8 incher?
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>>678419952
Nope. Women around here (MT) like taller men. The way I roll is get her off with oral first, then I can be pretty unamazing and they don't even care.
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>>678420524
If being tall wasn't an advantage, I guess I would. IDC really

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>catalog
>search
>Ylyl
>No Results

Let us fix this!
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I have done most sexual things and nothing excites me anymore that's not illegal.
I am an old woman and need to pleasure myself for health reasons. Please suggest some sort of porn I haven't heard of is edgy enough to make a girl who's done it all wet.
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Remove your gall bladder in the bathroom of a Burger King. While wearing a butt plug.
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>>678420173
Um, no.. no.. no. Thanks for playing.
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>>678419684
Vorephilia
Bestiality
Tentacles
Incest
The usual stuff.
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>>678421236
Good try and normally tentacles would SO do it but not tonite. I always called vorephilia dulcette but it's different! Thanks <3

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death of a dying god https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmiUdHGFQxo
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Don't know who that faggot is
Definitely not a god by the looks of him
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>>678419990
wow, its fucking nothing
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>>678419990
Toby has been dead for a few years now
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>>678420596
porque

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Admit it /b/

Missouri is literally the worst fucking state in America

> Meth capital of the world
> Inbred horse fuckers
> Niggers at every turn

Prove me wrong
Inb4 You fucking can't
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Can confirm meth and inbred horse fuckers, but my town only has like 3 niggers
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>>678420214
You think Missouri is bad? I raise you Nebraska
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Kansas reporting in.
Fuck Misery, they really suck horse balls
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if this is meant to be b8 you fail because everyone knows this is fucking true

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You know the drill, if your name is called, you go to bed.
Goodnight Leo.
If you roll dubs, you must go to bed also.
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Goodnight Satan
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Good night stan
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Night, Nigger
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Good night, gus

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What's your excuse for not having a sex slave?

Also, submission and bondage thread.
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>>678420547
That's lame as hell, those handcuffs are going to break the moment she starts to put a little fight.
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Here's mine!
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>>678420547
God damnit, I got rid of this shit for a reason.
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>>678420547
Wish I could find literally anyone willing to actually go through with it.

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New thread
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Lord Stark continues his Siege.
Stark>Lannister the Crag
>>678422028

>Robb Stark, King in the North
>House Stark

>NAP: None
>Allies: Tully
>Perms: Tully
>Bonus: KitN
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>>678422028
Siege Lorath
>Aegon VI "Young Griff" Targaryen Song of Rhaegar the Silver Prince and Admiral of the Tyroshi Fleet
>Allies: Pentos
>Dragon (1/1)
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>>678422028
Kill Lys, spill neutral disputed lands

>Prince Byam Mott, of Myr
>NAP: Volantis?, Tyrosh
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>>678422028
Tully>Surround Pentos, spill pentos blood
>Lord Ichabod Tully, Silvergills
>Allies: Robb Stark, Braavos(+1TMarriage)
>Nap:
>Bonus: FDH(0)

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Do you honestly believe in the "Big Bang"? There was absolutely nothing and then in a few trillionths of a second, all the matter and energy in the entire universe suddenly came out of nowhere?

Topkek! Think about it anon, it's so ridiculous.
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Why do you keep shitposting this shitpost?
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>>678418082
I big banged ur mom
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>>678418082
an invisible old man who lives in the sky making the universe in six days is much better
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who said there was nothing?

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