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>>681972510
Stop smoking weed
Stop watching TV and TV shows
Fap less
Cook more
>>681972510
And exercise, it does wonders for your dopamin levels
Imsuch a mess
>>681972615
I only eat baked,or chicken with a bit of olive oil in a skillet,and brown rice
>>681972510
Question:
Do depressed people sleep way longer?
S/fur, c'mon guys, I need some foxtiddies
Surely I'm not the only one here...
ooga booga where all the furposters @
bamp
not sure
just got here myself
>>681974416
>There's more pieces with Fox in the Zero Suit than there are of Krystal
Makes me a little sad
ITT: /b/ is in prison
What're you in for?
>>681975243
Assault and battery.
That bitch was making fun of my kids, and had it coming.
realistically: ordering drugs off the internet
what i'd tell people i'm in for: armed bank robbery, or something of similar badassness
Too many dank memes
What aren't I in for...
>>681975243
I was caught masturbating in the floor tile section of Home Depot
Just got Steam, consolefag trying PC gaming because console is fucked and im pretty sick of its bullshit.
Any recommendations on good free/cheap games or any spare steam keys because i am poor as shit right now.
Any recommendations out side of generic shooty mcpointandshoot welcome.
>>681972422
sure, lets try
altho lurkers usually snap the codes with scripts before you even draw a breath
fallout 4- 6Q02D-HBDRC-TP9AZ
Will trade primo tit pics for good recommendations.
>>681972631
yeah got there too late
cheers though, keen to try fallout 4
>>681972631
stupid question im sure, but where do those steam keys come from? i see people throwing them around like they have got an endless bag of them.
id/Cringeb
Begging for Harvester
Will return a game/key in the future
>sitting alone
>hear a voice say hey
>turn around
>see this
>wat do?
>>681975927
Talk to her and get to know her better
Guaranteed she's biting her lip at her boyfriend who happens to be just behind me.
Every fucking time.
>>681975927
Whip dick out
I would do the sex to her vag hole area place.
How would be fuck her? Also one nude per dubbs. Trips gets dump of nudes
Looks like a dude.
>>681976725
>How would be fuck her?
upside down, 31.2° rotated, 87%
>>681976725
Cute as fuck, but weird-looking enough to probably not get hit on often. Show her the slightest bit of attention, and she'll be bouncing on your cock by the weekend.
>>681976853
This is exactly why I would fuck her
please dump my dude
Dear 4chan,
It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.
We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no.
Here.
Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time 4chan will officially come to an end.
"kek u cant do sh*t"
Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.
You're
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>op won't deliver
>>681976342
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can...
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Stale pasta
>>681976342
Also wouldn't the Leader of Anonymous have better grammar?
>"...and banning all of things disgusting things from your website."
>>681976342
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAHAHA
HA
I installed and configured the TOR. What next? No trolling, please.
>>681972385
Download TAILS. It'll help keep you're info safe while browsing. Tor is NOT enough
>>681973192
Get whonix, there is no openvpn over tcp in tails.
>>681972385
Wait until your 18th birthday to post here again.
>>681973316
Does he have to?
>>681973759
I'm 18 years old, and you're not smart.
I can't stop it. My cock is throbbing and fully erect almost all the time now. My cock needs pussy. I need pussy. Please someone give me pussy. I have been a virgin for as long as I can remember and I've endured it. But now I need pussy. I'll die if I don't get pussy soon.
/b/tards I'm willing to make a deal with you. I' going to GIVE AWAY FREE NUDES OF PIC RELATED but only if you manage yo hook me up with a girl. All applicants must meet the following requirements:
>All applicants must submit a pic of the girl
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SadPathticWinker
"I'm so sick of being a virgin, that I'm begging /b/ for sex, but I'm not willing to fuck fat or ugly chicks."
>>681975332
>I'm not willing to fuck fat or ugly chicks."
Would you?
>>681975024
>>681974804
Don't pretend to be better than me faggots
>>681974320
OP doesn't know how to bargain, because that's a shit deal on anon's part.
Plus you really think you can be that picky? This is why you are and will be a virgin.
How about you stop buying video games for a month, and save up for a hooker? Or unless you're a whale, mass-like every girl on Tinder?
Oh, because that requires effort...i see..
>>681974320
so when did going to the prostitutes to lose ur virginity stop being an option
I have a FLIR ONE thermal camera, What do I point it at?
>>681971613
Your neighbours when they have sex.
penis
benis
>>681971613
Penis.
The sun
Has /b/ ever fucked a famous actress? Part 2
I love "tell us the biggest lie you can!" threads!
>>681969749
everyone on here is a virgin
>famous actress
No, but i did fuck Bjork in the early 90s
>>681970251
Did she swallow?
Yes.
R34: Abused by pokemon edition. Let's see what you've got.
Anyone lurking?
Please go on
New YL/YL thread since the other one is complete shit
>>681970516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mH0mqDbzZ64
>>681970516
>after about 5 years on 4chan
>still not sure if penis inspection day is a real thing
>>681971484
>>681971492
kek
my school had it a little too often if you ask me
>>681971492
A lot of schools have mandatory physicals which include everything, but people only mention the dick because 4chan is full of faggots. Are you not from the US?
>>681971967
eurofag here, we don't have that shit...
Worst People In The World Hate Thread
>OP
>Bronies
>Furfags
>Femi-nazis
>Weeaboos
>Bronies
>Furfags
>Femi-nazis
>Weeaboos
Society's degenerates right here. Angsty teens/adults whos brains never fully developed
Asians
>>681974151
OP you forgot a few
>Gays
>Transgenders
>Libertards
>>681974636
White Power Nazis
>>681974151
>everyone who isnt me
>me
Sup /b/ros.
Is it safe to mix codeine and hydrocodone together?
I've got ~20 5mg hydro tabs without acetaminophen and some tylenol 3's
What would be a good dose and how should I take them?
I've taken 4 hydrocodone so far and i'm feeling pretty good. Coffee seems to make it a lot better.
>>681971523
Do it, and report back with pictures every hour.
>>681971523
Take at least 4 at a time.... Otherwise you won't feel nothing.
Long time Junky here.
Just Bout to rail half an 80 of oxy.
But again if you don't USE which clearly you don't which is why you're asking...
Start with 4 take it from there
>>681972156
Should I snort it? The 5mg pills are pretty small because they dont have any tylenol in them
>>681971523
I wouldn't try it. Also if you got it off the street it could be fenatyl which a lot of dealers are putting in fake oxy's fentyl is deadly. Lots of deaths attributed to it.
Cringe thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3V2GLN_moc
best of the worst
>>681970233
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mH0mqDbzZ64
Bump for interest
>>681970233
rekt pucci thread
Pls
Sweet baby jesus
>>681973777
Check'd!
what can we do to fix the black community?
https://youtu.be/TiC9f1t2G9w
>>681971369
Put one of these beneath a trap door at KFC
>>681971369
paint them to white
>>681971369
this channel got some quality neger stuff
>>681971369
kek, that nigger in the drain.
"Hello sir, my shop is open for business."
Zyklon B
New pics you shouldn't share / saved thread 2
>>681974867
>>681974867
butterface, nice tits!
Anyone wanna see her?
>>681975272
Umm yea
Given one hour in a hotel room with this woman, what would you do?
>>681972466
suck her dick
spend the first 2 seconds running and jumping out the window
>>681972466
fuck her obviously
>ask her if she likes chess
>she doesn't
>play chess on my phone until i the hour has passed and i'm allowed to leave the room
>>681972840
/thread
