How smart are you /b/?
1.5 kg, still. You see, the flies compress the air inside the jar by being there, so the pressure of the air on the bottom of it is enough to weigh it down the exact 0.5 kg the flies are weighing
>>681976431
Scale reads 1kg due to the downward force of the jar. The flies do not exert any downward force as they are clearly depicted as flying. Their wings provide sufficient upward force to cause them to "hover" as per picture.
/thread
>>681976498
so when a plane flies over your head...?
>>681976675
no, because the upward force creates an equal downforce on the bottom of the jar
Make it funny
I once sucked my principals dick so he didn't expell me from school after beating up a kid
My cousin has stage 4 cancer and I really really really hope she passes
>>681977807
Ill do it anyways since Im getting 0 replies
>>681977982
rolling
I agree
here we go boys!
fb fap thread
Oh man this one
>>681977538
I want to turn my life around and be considered ambitious to get respect. What does it mean really?
>tfw autism
>college grad in neuroscience
>NEET
Do I need to make money?
>tfw when even /b/ wont at least criticize me
>tfw invisible
Kill yourself and gtfo my /b/
Milf thread
post your treasure from http://pictureswap.org/
ITT: Autistic thing you do when nobody's watching
I'll start:
> browse /b/
Doin' you're mum lol
>>681973948
Cosplay to compensate for my denial when faced with the fact we're all tiny, half-living specs on a rock floating through a forever-expanding abyss.
>scratch my ass hole vigorously
>sniff my socks when i take them off
>eat my own boogers
>run up the stairs like a dog, using my legs and arms
>>681974536
I do all of those.
Especially the asshole thing
Sometimes I'll go get moisturiser and have a slippy scratch
Nigger hate thread.
what would you do if your kids where born like this /b/?
Abort them
Cry at mine and my child's misfortune
Well, gotta eat your veggies
>having kids
ITT cucks post their lovely girls and bulls rate and say how'd they fuck the bitches. Exchanging kicks is welcome.
Adopted sister. She's so sexy and petite. Wanna see her fucked.
>>681976224
Got kik?
I'm looking to turn my girl into a slut, pic-related, and trying to find someone to help me come up with ideas to make things happen. If you're interested in helpin and want some more pics email me at souichieo @ gmail
>>681975945
Not your girl, op
Dogo thread
Help
>>681972510
Stop smoking weed
Stop watching TV and TV shows
Fap less
Cook more
>>681972510
And exercise, it does wonders for your dopamin levels
Imsuch a mess
>>681972615
I only eat baked,or chicken with a bit of olive oil in a skillet,and brown rice
S/fur, c'mon guys, I need some foxtiddies
Surely I'm not the only one here...
ooga booga where all the furposters @
bamp
not sure
just got here myself
ITT: /b/ is in prison
What're you in for?
>>681975243
Assault and battery.
That bitch was making fun of my kids, and had it coming.
realistically: ordering drugs off the internet
what i'd tell people i'm in for: armed bank robbery, or something of similar badassness
Too many dank memes
What aren't I in for...
Just got Steam, consolefag trying PC gaming because console is fucked and im pretty sick of its bullshit.
Any recommendations on good free/cheap games or any spare steam keys because i am poor as shit right now.
Any recommendations out side of generic shooty mcpointandshoot welcome.
>>681972422
sure, lets try
altho lurkers usually snap the codes with scripts before you even draw a breath
fallout 4- 6Q02D-HBDRC-TP9AZ
Will trade primo tit pics for good recommendations.
>>681972631
yeah got there too late
cheers though, keen to try fallout 4
>>681972631
stupid question im sure, but where do those steam keys come from? i see people throwing them around like they have got an endless bag of them.
>sitting alone
>hear a voice say hey
>turn around
>see this
>wat do?
>>681975927
Talk to her and get to know her better
Guaranteed she's biting her lip at her boyfriend who happens to be just behind me.
Every fucking time.
>>681975927
Whip dick out
How would be fuck her? Also one nude per dubbs. Trips gets dump of nudes
Looks like a dude.
>>681976725
>How would be fuck her?
upside down, 31.2° rotated, 87%
>>681976725
Cute as fuck, but weird-looking enough to probably not get hit on often. Show her the slightest bit of attention, and she'll be bouncing on your cock by the weekend.
>>681976853
This is exactly why I would fuck her
Dear 4chan,
It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.
We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no.
Here.
Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time 4chan will officially come to an end.
"kek u cant do sh*t"
Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.
You're probably all thinking
"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"
There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Moot and Heaven here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things disgusting things from your website.
As of now, you have 3 and a half hours.
The clock is ticking, gentlemen.
We are legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.
- The Leader
>op won't deliver
>>681976342
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Stale pasta
>>681976342
Also wouldn't the Leader of Anonymous have better grammar?
>"...and banning all of things disgusting things from your website."
I installed and configured the TOR. What next? No trolling, please.
>>681972385
Download TAILS. It'll help keep you're info safe while browsing. Tor is NOT enough
>>681973192
Get whonix, there is no openvpn over tcp in tails.
>>681972385
Wait until your 18th birthday to post here again.
>>681973316
Does he have to?
