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10/10 body thread /b/
10/10 Faces also allowed. I want bodys tho
Need nude of this chick call Catherine.kn on IG
perfect tits, pussy and body right here
>>674440292
une more
Work stories thread: Sex Edition
>be fresh out of university
>had to start working for target because no money from unpaid internship
>have hot as fuck supervisor
>originally supposed to work electronics but is now over staffed
>now have to work medicines/family planning/female hygiene/make up
>supervisor helps me with lady questions
>one shift was really
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>>674438104
Cont. Faggot
Jesus Christ. For future reference and other faggot anons, TYPE THIS SHIT OUT BEFORE YOU POST
>>674438443
/thread
>>674438608
/wrists
Evens=fap
Odds=sleep
0=chose
Roll
>>674438693
roll
>>674438693
roll
>>674438693
roll
>>674438693
Rollerino
Anyone near San Antonio Texas with a gun? I need help shooting myself.
>>674436630
>I need help shooting myself.
obviously you don't grasp the core concept
>>674437237
In the head.
>>674436630
hold anything weapon like and charge a cop you retard.
>>674436630
faggot. kill yourself with a knife
Just do it
Waifu claiming thread. Version 4.04
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
As always, Syndra claimed
Red claimed
Obligatory claim.
Ayy
>claimed
im tired lol
>Best german Cv claimed
just took ~680ugs of acid (3 hits) what should i expect?
You're going to trip. I hope you die.
>>674439243
death
by dropbear
You better faster your seatbelts boy...
When shit gets real just lay on the floor and try not to die.
None of this is real
Last one died.
Detail what you'd do to them.
Replies for replies.
>>674436798
Pretty girls need buttfucking. They cannot believe that you'd screw them up the ass. "B-b-but I POOP from there!"
Shut up, bitch. I'm busy fucking you. I'll come in your ass. You don't have to like it. Enjoy your life as a three hole.
"OMG YOU CAME IN MY ASS!!!" And you hear her shitting out your semen while she's in the bathroom. ROMANCE, mlads ROMANCE
>>674437040
>literally virgin the post.
>>674436798
I'd fuck this girl in the dressing room of a Victoria's Secret against the mirror. She'd choose something nice to wear and show off for me, giving me a little lap dance before I shoved her against the mirror and fucked her hard and raw, cumming deep in her pussy. She'd have my cum running down her legs as I grabbed her clothes and took off, forcing her to walk out of there a cum-streaked mess, unable to pay for the lingerie she'd already ruined.
>>674437921
same girl
fuck one. get sucked by the other. Ashley on left. Courtney on right.
>>674436234
I would let Courtney tongue my asshole for a while until I was ready to fuck Ashley's ass until it bled.
Also please post more of these land whales
marry fuck kill thread, this order for me
>>674436671
>>674436797
>>674437128
snif snif.. /b/ isn't how i wanted it to be
so ill post shitty picture on thread i dont like
now thats going to help
>>674436797
fuck marry kill
>>674437123
kill fuck marry
you shits got some nerve posting pics and not even commentig one other... show some comradery
Let me introduce you the Muslim Mobile. it is made entirely by muslim engineers.
It is real and its brake system consists of a wooden plank placed under the tire.
>>674436072
So for overall safety its worse than a pinto.
>>674436072
That does not look aerodynamic.
>>674436072
But these muslim engineers, did they reinvent physics or did they use the kufar knowledge of it ?
The real question is : Does this car drive on kufar ways ?
the engine creates 25 hp with just one push.
jak wejść na karachan?
Wymagany jest mozg
>>674432696
Raczej nie
zabij się
Polish people, ugh. Kill it with fire.
Za encyklopedią Glutenberga: [...] Aby wejść na Karachana musisz staremu do papy organ zassać, a w momencie newralgiczym, tuż przed finałem szczęśliwym zęby zacisnąć z siły całej. [...] Spośród steku przekleństw maści wszelkiej da się słyszeć słowo-kod-hasło magiczne, które waćpan wpisać w przeglądarkie w swym Atari musisz. [...] Potem strzep swego funfela na facjatę mamy i jebnij się młotkiem trzy kilogramowym, tak aby z łba nie było co zbierać. [...]
Tylko tyle znalazłem. :\
Material to fight the black supremacist / niggers who hate whites / niggers who are racist towards whites on social networks
/b/ votes for the next President!
>HOW TO PLAY
Reply with a state's name and a name of a candidate
Posts ending with 0 or dubs win that state
Trips or over win that state and all adjacent states
CA
Trump
CA
Rolling for California for Hillary
>>674438603
reroll
>>674438603
re-reroll
erftghyujk
>>674437943
Roll
>>674438227
roll
Let me in
>>674437943
00 opens doors and sets off bomb?
so real question: how long until all white men are cucks? and do you think our bbc masters will let us fluff them before they fuck our gfs, wives and sisters?
I already am one :^)
>>674435702
are you allowed to fluff any of them?
All fucking niggers must fucking hang
>>674435981
I'm sure I could, but I don't. The guy shes with is straight and doesn't want that
>>674436258
her bull is black right? how did this all happen?
You can permanently get rid of ONE cancer from /b/, but ONLY one. What do you pick?
bananaposters
>>674435682
Trap threads
newfag breads like this shit. Faggot
>>674435682
furry threads.
Newfags who can't post respectably.
Name a sport tougher than boxing
>protip: you can't.
>>674435340
caged mma
>>674435464
No fucking kek
UFC is the most brutal sport in the world. Fuck boxing football rugby and MMA ufc is the best.
>>674435576
why so? it's my personal opinion. what are your arguments?
> boxing for seven years
> broke my jaw in a fight
> cant chew or talk for shit
cant even take a punch anymore the fucking thing comes right off
Go for it.
go for what exactly?
More. fill my folder
>>674436206
Spoon up her butt.
>>674436206
it. can't you read you fucktard?
>>674436206
Mom&son
Absolutely, here's what you need to do. First you're gonna have to level the relationship by cucking her with another woman. This absolves her of what she did, then after you have had sex with this other woman you leave that trashy slut of a cunt that cucked you the first time. Now your relationship with this new chick can thrive.
Yes. I'm one myself, and after my gf and I broke up, she tried telling people I was one, but no one believed her. So I had to tell everyone she was cheating on me.
I kind of ruined her dating life, but I wasn't letting mine getting ruined.
>>674435967
this
/thread
>>674436319
I was with my ex. It was pretty fun
dirty bitche, dump her
>>674436436
how did that start?
What does /b/ think of my girlfriend?
>pic related
Great quality
>>674435793
Tell the bitch too buy some new shorts, those ones are clearly ripped.
>>674436441
I asked her to take a better one
Will deliver in a few moments
>>674436473
That's the way they were intended
>>674436658
So, she's intentionally retarded for wearing ripped shorts?
>>674436658
Gonna need topless
