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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
My wife is asleep. Its barely midnight. She is sexually retarded. She approaches it mechanically, has no kinks, no fetishes, doesn't really moan and when she tries, to you can tell its fake. When I do try and make love or start up some intimacy organically, she completely kills the mood by mentioning that she doesnt want to be on top. Instead of just positioning herself suggestively like a normal person.. the issue for me is that I do love her, shes very loyal and a genuinely good and decent human being. We have been together over a decade now, and have a very bright and
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Yeah, my wife is kinda the same.
>>768912537
did you try to enact YOUR fetishes on her op? If so how did she accept it or did she decline
if she accepted was she still a robot?
Get sextoys you fag. She’s probably sexually bored you fucking tard
Try sex in public spaces. Dressing rooms and whatnot. Pool.
Somewhere where this is risk / thrill.
>>768912537
>get good at neuro linguistic programming
>slowly hack her mind with subtle estimulations
>????
>profit
Waifu bread
cool thread m8
>>768914205
Thanks for the bake
>>768914136
Watch the first then second one you peanut
>>768914176
:(
Still here
Full body amateur nudes, go
>>768912656
Gf
>>768912656
sees cute girl
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>>768914022
Cuck.
Hey /b/, I'm having probably one of the worst nights I've had in 2 years. I guess I'm just breaking down. It's my birthday soon and more than anything I'd just like someone to lie to me and tell me they love me.
Thank you
>>768916338
kys faggot
They love me.
Nobody loves you.
Nobody has ever loved you.
don't take too many Tylenol or you can get a tummy ache you gigantic retarded faggot
>>768916338
They love me. Sorry, op
Trump openly supports jewish state
What do you jew hating fucktards think of your cockmaster in chief being manipulated by a sucking up to the kike homeland and playing right into their small money grubbing hands? Still feel proud of voting for this walking joke?
>>768910492
he's a quarter jewish and his daughter and son in law are both ultra jews, so... what did you expect?
>>768910492
We should take a big step back, let them blow themselves to bits, and then come back and break up whatever is left with whoever is left.
D R U M P F S T E I N
>>768910492
Of course they do. Only alternative facts matter to them. All he has to say is "very fake news" and that is their psychological trigger to eat up everything he says after that.
>>768910492
You know what's not a joke? Hillary Clinton body count.
He got evicted! Hahahaha
>>768914467
>He got evicted! Hahahaha
>>768914467
And there's a formal complaint against him that could have him disbarred somehow.
That will teach him for writing about people speaking Spanish especially when we in America speak a Germanic language of the Anglo-Saxons
>>768914467
Cool story, bro. Who the fuck is he.
>>768914735
Whinying. Fucking autocorrect
Have you people ever experienced anything paranormal?
Sometimes I imagine a ghost girl is watching me masturbate and it makes her really horny and sad to be dead
>>768914508
nothing that couldn't be explained with science
Your Mom's sexual expertise
>>768914702
Nice
Once, a few years after my grandfather died. My brother and I were on his property to pick up a trailer we had stored there. I looked up while hooking up the trailer and thought I saw my grandpa standing by the gate. When we were leaving I walked over to the gate and saw that it had rolled partly closed, up the slope it was on.
I am super close with a 14 year old teen. She's a beautiful, nice, and gets hit on by countless of dudes through social media and irl.
Ask me anything and I'll answer for her. We pretty much know everything about each other. And no, no personal info but I might give out some things inbetween posts.
> yes pic is her
>>768916534
What are her favorite panties?
sure
Does she likes anal sex in the pooper?
how old are you and how did y’all meet?
>>768916534
>>super close
So you're super gay
Try it out /b/
>>768914069
56 billion huh?
And where do you get that statistic from?
Not like I give a shit. If animals don’t want to be eaten then why are they made out of delicious meat?
>>768914069
Going vegan is true horror indeed.
no
>>768914069
I eat anything I am superior to, which incudes other humans.
>>768914069
if i do 56,000,000,000 animals will die for nothing. better eat my share first.
Tribue thread
yes please
Trib?
3D Thread. Post some image and I'll 3D it.
Does this work with smart phone vr?
>>768911318
If i were to upload this to Mobile VR Station would it work?
>>768911879
got anything smoother?
New fb/ig
>WHICH GIRL WILL DOMINATE THIS THREAD EDITION
>>768911725
more
>WHICH GIRL WILL DOMINATE THIS THREAD EDITION
<<<<<< this sexy bitch
>>768911829
Name: Tori
Age: 16
Face: Needs cum
Post /b/ sluts, faggots ask for more or say if they've saved or fapped part 1^(1÷0)
>>768911129
Many times
>>768911430
Moar
Anyone else into small tits? Join me for a thread. Share or enjoy my girl
Yes
>>768908663
Your girl?
Nice more of gf?
more with face?
In less than a week, I will be married to her and live a happy life together. How does that make you feel?
>>768907533
I feel for you that you're still a virgin
My sincerest condolences.
>>768907533
Good for you, unless you're black then fuck you
Nudes?
I thought the same thing. Now we have 2 kids (and babysit a 3rd 80% of the time) and I hate my life. Have fun!
foot thread
>>768906101
Moar of her?
>>768907290
please
Mexithread putitos
Posteen sus viejas
>>768910871
postéamesta puto
x2
Nunca postean nada interesante
>>768911550
>"nunca postean nada interesante"
>postea foto de vieja nada interesante
Que pedo putos? Andan jetandose o que?
Cards
>>768911614
>>768911614
>>768911773
Nice
I accidentally let my friend die. He started to OD in front of me and i got scared and ran away. I found out today his mom doesnt want me at the funeral but he was my best friend. I keep telling her I'm sorry and i just miss my friend
kys & join your butt buddy in hell
i miss my dead friends
Kill yourself
Fukkin junkie.
You Walter white'ed him.
You deserve nothing an should regret everything.
>>768909925
I didn't do it on purpose. I was scared and didn't know what to do.
ITT: Girls in Prom Dresses/Formal Wear
