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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Post you are you're literally 10/10's
>>684091820
You are you are literally 10/10 is
>>684091820
ching chong much?
you are you're literally 10/10's
>>684091820
>being this grammatically retarded
your a idiot
you are you're literally 10/10's
So Im selling this 12 year old fucktard "weed" but Im not really I was just gonna put some oregano in a small baggy but does anyone else know any better way to fake it?
(Pic unrelated)
>>684081816
Just give him the weed and watch him trip the fuck out and laugh
>>684082011
Im considering it to be completely honest
>>684081816
just tell his parents he tried to buy drugs, don't specify
>>684081816
Fuck no, go for oregano
Add a little oil
Post result
>Get a teabag
>cut open and place in baggy or whatever
>tell him you already grinded it
>tell him it's super good shit that doesn't smell and will make you trip
>video tape him acting stupid
>post on /b/
>profit
Friday the 13th official bad luck thread
>I'm the wizzerd and will grant you bad luck.
>roll singles, you continue your day like nothing
>roll 13 and you will get bad luck for today
>dubs or higher and you can wish bad luck upon someone else.
>roll away boys, singles get.
I wish bad luck upon OP
I love this thread.
>singles get. please
>>684091503
bad luck you say?
Rolling for un-evenly distributed luck.
Alright, I'll play your silly game.
dubs and I will wish it upon myself
I got picked in the Green Card Lottery. Looks like i'm moving to the greatest country in the world.
Wat do?
>>684095107
There's a lottery for greencards? Like seriously wtf?
>>684095335
Correct. Millions applies, 150.000 gets picked, 50.000 green cards are handed out. 80% of those 150.000 often fails to fill in the new application forms corectly, so they end up being disqualified, kektus.
And you're happy about this? What shitfuckistan are you moving from?
>>684095107
go there and spread a disease please
>>684095488
Shaddap, USA USA <3
I'm abandoning the biggest fail country of this era : Sweden. To much hippies, lefties and liberal scums over here.
Why do hispanics have oddly shaped heads?
ITT: General racism threat
>inb4 inb4
Spics, also known as beaners, wetbacks, Mexicans, lawn mowers, and cleaning lady are the product of greasy and horny Spaniards raping the retarded spear-chucking natives that inhabited what is today Mexico. Spics can be identified by their diarrhea colored skin, refusal to speak English, unkempt appearance, and foul body odor. For many centuries this cesspool of subhuman genetic material was confined to Mexico, but recent promises of no taxes, free welfare, foodstamps, and voting rights by President Obama have caused a massive migration of bean-eaters into the United States....
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Spics' bodies are generally considered to be an abomination of the human form. They are short, stubby, useless hunks of flesh and bone which are wrapped in a disgusting shit-brown elastic substance.
The Spic genus shares many aspects with numerous other animals that somewhat resemble their evolutionary pathways. The sandnigger, for instance, shares a strong resemblance to the beaner: both smell like and are the color of shit and are prone to terrorism. However, the fundamental restrictions of Islam and hot desert sands can be faulted for sandnigger violence, whereas the spic is just naturally hostile. Likewise, the earthworm is a simple creature which only has the objective to consume and breed. Spics are quite similar to this creature with the only difference being that while the earthworm may be useful for creating soil nutrients, beaners are useful for nothing but mowing lawns.
Classification
Spic leader
Two typical Mexican children.
The spic is a suborder of canine. While it shares many of the negative traits, it lacks positive traits like intelligence and loyalty.
Trait Spic Dog
Loud barking for no reason X X
Public defecation X X
Travel in packs X X
Unpredictable violence X X
Loiter in the streets X X
Public fornication X X
Polygamy X X
Can be trained X
Is loyal to its master X
Spics' ancestors include horny Spanish conquistadors (mostly convicts and expendable retards), Iberian gypsies and Sephardim (hence the penchant for theft and deception), various and sundry animals, and a legion of extremely primitive spider/monkey humanoids who ran nude through the forests. This is to be truth since present-day beaners share so many characteristics with said insect family.
Infestation
They are coming...
The latest mutagen of the Spic species, known as both the "Border Jumper" and the more fitting "Illegal Alien," has finally...
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Today, spics carry on a proud tradition of being slaves to their white masters. This has been a most fortunate thing for business, which has suffered since Abe "Hitler" Lincoln said people couldn't own niggers anymore. Most of them make tolerable cooks (if you don't mind Mexican lungbutter in your menudo, that is), landscapers, or basic manual laborers. While rednecks, niggers, and chinks can perform the same lowly tasks with far better results, each would demand a liveable human wage along with insurance, overtime, paid vacation time, etc.; hence the desire...
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YLYL only shit you've lost to addition.
bump
>addition
Gfur, birthday party continues!
>>684095756
i wish he was my bday present
>>684096011
you and me both
So who do you think will win?
I think it's gonna be russia.
>>684093851
> 2016
> still giving a fuck about ESC
After Austria (my homeland) won the contest, I pretty much lost interest in it.
>>684093851
Germany has a good chance of winning this year.
>> pic related
>>684094599
>After Austria (my homeland) won the contest, I pretty much lost interest in it.
indicating your interest list with Conchita's Wurst!
Sweden again maybe. Hungary a dark horse
post yfw france is in the last 5 again, for the 20th or so consecutive year.
[spoiler]I am french. feelsbadman.pepe[/spoiler]
Hey /b/
I was attempting to con a fellow anon and probably would have gotten away with it but I felt bad and admitted it to him.
He had already held up half of his part of the deal and was going to give me another key today or tomorrow.
I offered to give him a couple of old uplay keys I've had sitting around but he said it was fine and thanks for coming clean.
So here I am giving them away.
First to roll even dubs gets Uplay key for Splinter Cell Double Agent
First to roll odd dubs gets Tom Clancy Endwar
Be sure to post your steam profile link
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>>684094981
Also general steam beg for poorfags
>>684094981
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198170146558/ roll
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198279804974/
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198170146558/ reroll
>>684095236
roll1
ITT: we post dead memes
SHOOP DA WHOOP
OP is a faggot
ITT: we post our jobs, income and how much we like it out of x/10. I'll start:
Balloon seller at an amusement park, about 2000$ a month 2/10, sandniggers threaten me on a daily basis.
>>684086756
i make emotes, overlays, etc for internet personalities - 600$ a month if lucky, 0/10 dont goto art school
Buying and selling shit on the internet.
Varies between 3000-4000$ a month 10/10 life is gud
>>684087773
What do you buy and sell?
legit burglar. self taught
10/10 love it. proper thrilling like
earnings obviously vary drastically
but the most i ever made in one haul was 5grand
IT manager, Pre tax £3888.05 a month. 5/10. Pays the mortgage
/b/ I need help. Can you determine how mad my best friend is?
>months ago I post some snaps of her in bra here
>give account names
>fucked up
>she forgives me
>im a fucking retard and post her pics again
I just want to fucking die
May aswell post them again OP, you are going to an hero anyway.
>>684091292
Post them
>>684091554
>>684091687
Why would Op do tha
>>684092074
For us /b/ros, he is fucked anyway - what's the harm?
>>684092390
You finding her again
so /b/ I fucked up
I may or may not started canada wildfires
>>684093215
Should've set a town on fire not the poor trees
>>684093215
started>not started ?
>>684093215
Why'd you think that?
>>684093615
As selebration of may 1 we starded campfire and didnt put it out when we left
jerk off to nicki thread
The only thing I'm fixin' to jerk is a rope around this baboons neck
hey /b/ lets do some world building?
every dubs is a true fact about the new world. you can say anything you want about its inhabitants (or lack of inhabitants), geography, societies/religions/ even make up new laws of physics. every dubs is true as long as it does not conflict with another dubs. once something is set it cannot be taken back. lets see how far we can get this world.
im gonna start off by rolling for a planet name
>>684094839
rolling for planet to be named "/b/"
because why not.
>>684094899
in planet /b/ there lives a society of fish people who can breathe oxygen through air and water.
and also a society of cat people who hate fish people.
these two peoples are at war.
>>684094998
rolling again
>>684094998
reroll
>>684094998
rerolls
No Cringe/Beta Male Thread? Fucking FAGS.
>>684089659
>>thread pic though
>>684089659
This is YLYL worthy
>>684089659
Heh beta fag
>>684089659
>it only took him 3 days
>>684089659
He should be beaten to death in the town center after his actions were cited to him as a lesson to all men, don't do this.
Bestiality thread
>f
>18
>newcastle, australia
>never done beast but i really want to.
>>684092312
Yeah right
>>684092388
>>684092312
more?
>>684092312
I live in Brisbane. People generally treat me as less than human, therefore I could be considered inhuman and fall into the catagory of 'beast' therefore having sex with me could be considered beastiality therefore you should come to Brisbane and have beast sex with me and after I'll order pizza. After you leave.
>>684092312
Fuck im into it too but then i see people getting arrested and it keeps it a fantssy. Doesnt help i live on a ranch
Ok /b/ your making your own snuff movie and she is the star. How does she die?
By being killed
BY A WRECKING BALL
>>684091199
Is that a fucking batman tattoo???
>>684091199
Hmm, probably killed after being brutally raped by someone knows she saw the face has to be disposed of, raped her because she accidentally saw or over heard something she shouldn't have
>>684091912 <--------- is a future serial killer
anyone know her name?
please help me
bumperino
>>684094255
I want to know too.
>>684094255
MODS MODS MODS
>tfw guaranteed replies from assblasted retards
>>684094604
wat wat wat?
>>684094604
dude what's your problem?
rate/cuck/what would you do to them thread.
partner/ex/friend edition.
You know the drill.
>>684089024
Would love to show her my toys. she looks like a bondage freak
>>684089024
>>684089024
>>684089705
I'm such a loser. I thought she had a piss bottle and my bladder quivered.
>>684090344
That would be some odd colored piss, anon....
