OK but who is the 2nd best looking woman on the planet?
>>684093945
It ain't that monkey
>>684094100
/thread
Only elite memers allowed ITT. newfags fuck off
How do i apply for this "elite" membership?
>>684091762
Hey. I'm here for the newfag conventio....... Sorry, misread the thread title. I'll see myself out
O shit waddup
>>684091762
Who the fuck is moving that much weight on Seseme street?
I
FEET thread, post girls feet you know or from FB/Insta and let's jerk off to their feet!
C'mon bros
sauce???
also webm thread
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Bumping for sauce
Post you are you're literally 10/10's
>>684091820
You are you are literally 10/10 is
>>684091820
ching chong much?
you are you're literally 10/10's
>>684091820
>being this grammatically retarded
your a idiot
So Im selling this 12 year old fucktard "weed" but Im not really I was just gonna put some oregano in a small baggy but does anyone else know any better way to fake it?
(Pic unrelated)
>>684081816
Just give him the weed and watch him trip the fuck out and laugh
>>684082011
Im considering it to be completely honest
>>684081816
just tell his parents he tried to buy drugs, don't specify
>>684081816
Fuck no, go for oregano
Add a little oil
Post result
Friday the 13th official bad luck thread
>I'm the wizzerd and will grant you bad luck.
>roll singles, you continue your day like nothing
>roll 13 and you will get bad luck for today
>dubs or higher and you can wish bad luck upon someone else.
>roll away boys, singles get.
I wish bad luck upon OP
I love this thread.
>singles get. please
>>684091503
bad luck you say?
Rolling for un-evenly distributed luck.
I got picked in the Green Card Lottery. Looks like i'm moving to the greatest country in the world.
Wat do?
>>684095107
There's a lottery for greencards? Like seriously wtf?
>>684095335
Correct. Millions applies, 150.000 gets picked, 50.000 green cards are handed out. 80% of those 150.000 often fails to fill in the new application forms corectly, so they end up being disqualified, kektus.
And you're happy about this? What shitfuckistan are you moving from?
>>684095107
go there and spread a disease please
Why do hispanics have oddly shaped heads?
ITT: General racism threat
>inb4 inb4
Spics, also known as beaners, wetbacks, Mexicans, lawn mowers, and cleaning lady are the product of greasy and horny Spaniards raping the retarded spear-chucking natives that inhabited what is today Mexico. Spics can be identified by their diarrhea colored skin, refusal to speak English, unkempt appearance, and foul body odor. For many centuries this cesspool of subhuman genetic material was confined to Mexico, but recent promises of no taxes, free welfare, foodstamps, and voting rights by President Obama have caused a massive migration of bean-eaters into the United States. Although many Americunts hoped that these new immigrants could provide a cheap source of labor, they were unaware that instructing a spic to do any kind of work only agitates them into yells of "no speak Ingles", sleeping on the job, and seeking free medical care. Spics also pose a serious liability to any community, because like niggers they engage in widespread crime, gang violence, and sell shitty Mexican dank.
Spics' bodies are generally considered to be an abomination of the human form. They are short, stubby, useless hunks of flesh and bone which are wrapped in a disgusting shit-brown elastic substance.
The Spic genus shares many aspects with numerous other animals that somewhat resemble their evolutionary pathways. The sandnigger, for instance, shares a strong resemblance to the beaner: both smell like and are the color of shit and are prone to terrorism. However, the fundamental restrictions of Islam and hot desert sands can be faulted for sandnigger violence, whereas the spic is just naturally hostile. Likewise, the earthworm is a simple creature which only has the objective to consume and breed. Spics are quite similar to this creature with the only difference being that while the earthworm may be useful for creating soil nutrients, beaners are useful for nothing but mowing lawns.
Classification
Spic leader
Two typical Mexican children.
The spic is a suborder of canine. While it shares many of the negative traits, it lacks positive traits like intelligence and loyalty.
Trait Spic Dog
Loud barking for no reason X X
Public defecation X X
Travel in packs X X
Unpredictable violence X X
Loiter in the streets X X
Public fornication X X
Polygamy X X
Can be trained X
Is loyal to its master X
Spics' ancestors include horny Spanish conquistadors (mostly convicts and expendable retards), Iberian gypsies and Sephardim (hence the penchant for theft and deception), various and sundry animals, and a legion of extremely primitive spider/monkey humanoids who ran nude through the forests. This is to be truth since present-day beaners share so many characteristics with said insect family.
Infestation
They are coming...
The latest mutagen of the Spic species, known as both the "Border Jumper" and the more fitting "Illegal Alien," has finally consumed all the available produce and nutrients in its once-lush and beautiful jungle homeland of Mexico. This event has pushed the insidious plague further north into the peopled lands of the USA and Canada.
Like smallpox and AIDS before it, the Spics have already begun devastating large numbers of human-controlled cities, turning the once decent and white neighborhoods into desolate wastelands. Unlike AIDS, however, there is no current evidence that black people are the cause of the infection.
YLYL only shit you've lost to addition.
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>addition
Gfur, birthday party continues!
>>684095756
i wish he was my bday present
So who do you think will win?
I think it's gonna be russia.
>>684093851
> 2016
> still giving a fuck about ESC
After Austria (my homeland) won the contest, I pretty much lost interest in it.
>>684093851
Germany has a good chance of winning this year.
>> pic related
>>684094599
>After Austria (my homeland) won the contest, I pretty much lost interest in it.
indicating your interest list with Conchita's Wurst!
Sweden again maybe. Hungary a dark horse
Hey /b/
I was attempting to con a fellow anon and probably would have gotten away with it but I felt bad and admitted it to him.
He had already held up half of his part of the deal and was going to give me another key today or tomorrow.
I offered to give him a couple of old uplay keys I've had sitting around but he said it was fine and thanks for coming clean.
So here I am giving them away.
First to roll even dubs gets Uplay key for Splinter Cell Double Agent
First to roll odd dubs gets Tom Clancy Endwar
Be sure to post your steam profile link so I can quickly add you to give the key.
>>684094981
Also general steam beg for poorfags
>>684094981
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198170146558/ roll
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198279804974/
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198170146558/ reroll
ITT: we post dead memes
SHOOP DA WHOOP
OP is a faggot
ITT: we post our jobs, income and how much we like it out of x/10. I'll start:
Balloon seller at an amusement park, about 2000$ a month 2/10, sandniggers threaten me on a daily basis.
>>684086756
i make emotes, overlays, etc for internet personalities - 600$ a month if lucky, 0/10 dont goto art school
Buying and selling shit on the internet.
Varies between 3000-4000$ a month 10/10 life is gud
>>684087773
What do you buy and sell?
legit burglar. self taught
10/10 love it. proper thrilling like
earnings obviously vary drastically
but the most i ever made in one haul was 5grand
/b/ I need help. Can you determine how mad my best friend is?
>months ago I post some snaps of her in bra here
>give account names
>fucked up
>she forgives me
>im a fucking retard and post her pics again
I just want to fucking die
May aswell post them again OP, you are going to an hero anyway.
>>684091292
Post them
>>684091554
>>684091687
Why would Op do tha
>>684092074
For us /b/ros, he is fucked anyway - what's the harm?
so /b/ I fucked up
I may or may not started canada wildfires
>>684093215
Should've set a town on fire not the poor trees
>>684093215
started>not started ?
Why'd you think that?
jerk off to nicki thread
The only thing I'm fixin' to jerk is a rope around this baboons neck
hey /b/ lets do some world building?
every dubs is a true fact about the new world. you can say anything you want about its inhabitants (or lack of inhabitants), geography, societies/religions/ even make up new laws of physics. every dubs is true as long as it does not conflict with another dubs. once something is set it cannot be taken back. lets see how far we can get this world.
im gonna start off by rolling for a planet name
>>684094839
rolling for planet to be named "/b/"
because why not.
>>684094899
in planet /b/ there lives a society of fish people who can breathe oxygen through air and water.
and also a society of cat people who hate fish people.
these two peoples are at war.
>>684094998
rolling again
>>684094998
reroll
No Cringe/Beta Male Thread? Fucking FAGS.
>>684089659
>>thread pic though
>>684089659
This is YLYL worthy
>>684089659
Heh beta fag
>>684089659
>it only took him 3 days
