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would you suck off a horse for money?
also join our discord
I'd do it for free, no need to pay
>>713974139
Depends on how much I'd have to pay.
I would pay to suck off a horse
>>713974470
>>713974378
>>713974352
love you gouys
you won free entry to our discord
https://discord.gg/TDewz
FB thread, continue from
>>713977555
Wwyd to this slut?
>>713978292
may be, gimme more to thing about it
how it's like to have a gf?
It's like having a bf without the penis.
Like an IRS agent that's hounding you for more back taxes and occasionally has sex with you.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH, it feels like not even trying to make her squirt and her loving me more for it. Dirty Harry slut.,
>>713966615
at first it's really like having bf that u can fuck, if it dont go down it stays like it...
btw talking bout girls who dont suck out your wallet assets, some of bitches just being with you cuz of prezents, restourants and shit...
What's it like? Stay single my friend. All women do is spend your hard earned cash and nag you about every little thing. Stay frosty for the love of baby black jesus
Faces of /b/, rate thread
nice whistle
>>713973397
You look like a straight up twink
>>713973486
You look way to much like one of my mates. 7/10
rate me
No s/fur bread? Now there is
Would you fuck a woman if she got this?
Yes but preferably without
>>713972302
What, like if my girlfriend bought one to protect herself from rapists?
Sure, as long as out relationship was good.
Or are you asking if I'd fuck a woman while she was wearing that?
>>713972302
so is she the one fucking me or????
>>713972481
>Or are you asking if I'd fuck a woman while she was wearing that?
Yeah, this.
the hell is that?
Trap thread
>>713968312
>>713968102
wouldcumonface/10
full nude shot?
Do you sissies workout?
i think is impossible to improve ass size
Good after noon traps, sissys, and boys. Or whatever the fucking time is. Last night was the horniest, and sluttiest night of my life. If any of you recall me and talked to me, i hope you enjoyed my company and pictures. I tweaked for a solid 16 hours, involving hella slutty pictures and videos, at least 30 guys from these threads complimenting me and telling me the dirtiest shit theyd do to me, and flirting with fellow traps and sissys. Rn im still coming down, waiting to pass out but considering to just doing more and staying up. Idk what ill do. But for those of you who interacted...
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>>713968102
>>713968312
My IQ is 163. For those of you unfamiliar with IQ, this means I have "genius-level" intelligence. I also have synaesthesia, and absolute pitch. Things as diverse as math, music, and art come naturally to me and I get straight A's without studying much at all. I also am able to understand music at a deeper level than most people. While most people my age spend their free time listening to mainstream music, I spend my free time listening to works such as Ludwig van Beethoven's 9th Symphony, Johann Sebastian Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D minor, Wolfgang
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>>713973668
OP is still a fag
Kill yourself
>>713973668
>I get straight A's without studying much at all
You're in a shitty high school.
>>713973668
Do you believe in sky daddy?
the pasta here is delicious today
OWLER ROLLER
rawlo
rloll
reload
>>713971069
rerawlo
>>713971052
roll
trips or 77 name my knife.
good knife
:-)
Autotronic m9 bayonet
$hartboy
>>713975881
skins = homo
ITT: Post girls you know, other anons say how they'd rape and abuse them
>>713965101
I'd hide in her bedroom, once she enters she gets grabbed, undressed, and forced to take XTC. I'd take some XTC and Viagra myself, she'd get to enjoy various toys like rabbits, plugs, etc, until the drugs kick in. I'd then make her cum until she passes out.
After that I'd fuck her pussy for a while, a few minutes later I'd wake her with smelling salts. I'd hatefuck her then, combined with slapping, choking, I'd make every square inch of her body hurt. If she doesn't...
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>>713965101
Tie her up tight with metal chains until blood started pouring out of her arms.
Throat fuck her until she started vomiting and crying. Then laugh and keep throat fucking her.
Rape her ass.
Leave bruises everywhere.
Next.
Georgia, slut on the left
good luck
fuck
rip breath
>>713973657
noooo
>>713973677
>checking myself while dying
4
ITT: Your embarrassingly shitty "battle station"
>>713966795
nice vibrator
7.8/10
>>713965645
Lets try this again. R8 M8
![WO [78].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/L7XAAMb.jpg "WO [78].jpg")
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>713966457
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Claim
Faggots
>>713970077
I just can't help it I have nobody in real life to keep me away
>-_-
/k/ommando here. What does /b/ have for weapons?
Run before the libtards get here.
>>713961443
Anyone who uses the word "libtard" must have a double digit IQ. Please do the human race a favor and castrate yourself.
>>713961606
libtard detected
Draw Thread - Hitting the Gym
>Take or give request
>Interact or roleplay with others
>Threadly reminder that you can always git more gud
>Don't be afraid to try a request yourself
>New Drawfriends are ALWAYS desired
TOOLS:
https://www.systemax.jp/en/sai/ (PaintTool SAI, ¥5400, nearly all drawfags use it)
http://www.clipstudio.net/en (Clip Studio Paint Pro, $49.99, also sorta popular)
https://medibangpaint.com/en/
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Is the person that drew this still here?
>>713970940
Oh anon, here~
>>713971344
Nope...just sturdy.
>>713971369
Yes, and i heard his deputy is doing just fine.
>>713971514
Cause smut is awesome?
>>713971571
I am a friend to all the anons, anon.
I am... the Mothbro.
pepper is a stupid whore she hit that guy last thread and he did not even do anything
>>713971709
>friend to all the anons
But there is one you still fear.
.....succ......
Rate me/faces of b thread
>>713966689
i bet you jerk off to trannys
>>713966689
You look like the fags I used to bully in high school.
>>713966774
Not an assumption thread you dense retard.
you look like stephen hawking's retarded gay cousin.
7/10 would fuck
>>713966851
Post a pic of your penis/queefhole with a timestamp and we'll talk.
FB bread #4654324rt5465
>>713973016
more number 3?
>>713972649
more of righty please.
About a year ago, I met a drunk girl in Hamburg, we had sex and I took some pics. After that I forgot about her until I found out her husband is some kind of semi famous games journalist here in germany.
I never showed the pics to anyone to save their marriage (she was very cute and obviously drunk).
Now I've decided to give the choice if I will dump them to the anon that gets TRIPS in this thread.
Roll and write if you want them posted or not.
Pic related, it's this Kim girl and her husband.
Feel free to ask questions.
I got 7 pics and
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rolling
>>713966587
Why are you posting copy pasta?
DUMP THEM FAG
rolling for Drama
>>713966665
Off by
In need of some advice. I am supposed to ship out to Air Force Basic Military Training next week.
I am having second thoughts, I am thinking of not goiing, however when I told my recruiter they said if I don't go I will be arrested and put in jail, then one of my friends said they are lying. But I don't want to take any chances by going AWOL.
I need to know how do I get out of going without getting in trouble. Thanks.
Have you raised your right hand and taken the oath at MEPS yet?
>>713963467
Your recruiter is right, if you don't go expect them to find you faggot.. Don't be a pussy and go
>>713963690
I went to MEPS once. Yes.
Did you take the oath of service to defend constitution etc where you raise your right hand
>>713963838
Yes but my friend said that it doesn't matter, I still don't have to go, I am getting mixed answers. I just don't want to go to jail...
