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Draw characters on MS Paint and anons guess who they are/what show/movie they're from
Starting off easy
Your mom
Most definitely WW from Breaking Bad. The dad stache and green shirt give it away.
>>678391800
That's Mr Bad at braking
>>678392271
Yes good job
>>678392085
Apply yourself anon
OP is in a situation where he has some hashish, but can't smoke it, so he has decided to eat some of it.
Does eating hash get you high? And if so, how much do you have to consume it and how long does it take to kick in?
Straight off the first page of google -
THC - Tetrahydrocannibinol - is not soluble in water of stomach acids. So the rumor about eating hashish and getting high from this is untrue. To make hashish (or cannabis) edible and metabolized, one needs to dissolve it in a fat like butter or cooking-oil.
tl;dr no it won't work.
It wont work you pleb.
>>678388794
Eating hash can help with inflamation and general muscle soreness but no it won't actually get you high. IF you have a plain metal safety pin and a glass you can jam a hunk of hash on the pin get it smoldering put the glass over it and lift it slightly and inhale at the gap to get the smoke, if you do this the glass will be resonated so dont use one you care about
>Does eating hash get you high?
kek
Let's watch a movie /b/
Rollerino
just what i needed!
ljhjhbv
>>678390328
Lekker rolstoelen
Just made a nice cum oreo, I was hungry
>>678391988
gtfo you fucking fag
It sure is good
>>678391988
it is obvious, you cum in two oreos, one of which was already bitten
>>678392433
I actually did eat it lol
I've been here for some time, but the rules are older then me, I see a lot of versions of the rules of the internet.
What is the first one?
#1 dont talk about /b/
#2 dont talk about /b/
>>678390859
#2 do NOT talk about /b/
>>678390859
he only asked about the first rule faggot
>>678390706
Rule 34 exists. Is there a porn of it?
Any interest in a celeb fap thread tonight?
Wonder if my boys are here.
>>678391086
Brilliant
You nostalgia, you lose.
PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR MIND BLOWN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uwarhzl76D8
SO HERE I AM, DOING EVERYTHING I CAN
>>678392958
already out...
New YLYL Thread
>>678391834
Okay fags, it's time to talk business. The market doesn't lie. People want banana, and they want banana now. Statistics show that banana is on a steady increase across the board, and I plan on riding this gravy train to the last stop. The time is now to invest in banana. No hesitation, no pussyfooting around the issue. It's time to put our trust in banana!
>>678391834
tell me this is a joke
>>678392161
Nice FUCKING meme you fucking SPERGLORD FAGSHIT. Holy FUCK it pisses me off when some unoriginal, retarded assholish dickweed decides it would just be FUCKING HILARIOUS to post the SAME. OVERUSED. JOKE. What do you even fucking hope to gain out of this? Karma? Well you're certainly getting that, cause it seems like a lot of other inbred shitface fucking retarded autistic fuckshits are thinking you're just FUCKING HILARIOUS and that this joke HASN'T BEEN MADE A BILLION FUCKING TIMES. FUCK you.
fresh new ylyl thread?
>>678391663
Okay fags, it's time to talk business. The market doesn't lie. People want banana, and they want banana now. Statistics show that banana is on a steady increase across the board, and I plan on riding this gravy train to the last stop. The time is now to invest in banana. No hesitation, no pussyfooting around the issue. It's time to put our trust in banana!
>>678391934
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a little girl as you once again post your little Banana Image in a YLYL thread and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Naked Banana, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic YLYL-ruining NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep every night thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS IMAGE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be...
>>678391934
i lost
hey /b/ i bought a vape today... am i faggot?
>>678391729
You like SJW Klein, so yeh
wasted yer money, faggot.
>>678392075
ooo what did he do that was sjwy
Anyone else like incest?
I'll share how I had a kid with my little cousin,looks like pic, I think she was 18 by the time he popped out, met her when she was 17 when I was about 21-22. I don't want to put too many details but we are both mixed race, no nigger genes, just both light brown skin kinda Latino looking. She has massive tits and almost no fat, pretty short brown hair that's always colored(sometimes bright orange, sometimes black, just everything) and she puts it into different styles all the time. I never knew her growing up, both of our parents that are related left the city where most of our relatives live and she moved back "home" when she was 13 and I moved there around 20. Never actually met her until we started working together and we instantly became friends, getting high everyday at work. She would wear zip up hoodies and come up to me with it zipped halfway up and just a bra on underneath and lean over in front of me, just a lot of flirting.
We worked outside in the summer and we had water fights, it was hot and the boss bought water guns to keep cool. It probably helped business a ton too because she was hot and I constantly just soaked her tits and she would try and soak my shorts so you could see my dick. She had a boyfriend this whole time. He was a pretty big dirt bag and they would fight all the time because of her working with me(understandable considering how we acted) so she dumped him.
We start hanging out after work everyday and I started wanting to fuck her pretty bad by now and her older sister was just as hot, I heard a lot of stories about her, getting trained and tossing salads pretty awsome stuff. I would definitely fuck her but I really liked my little cousin more.
Okay so she asks me to a pretty big party one of her cute little friends is throwing and we pick up some beer and vodka, ready to get drunk. Cont.
>>678391061
I'll bite
Nothing ruins a story more than the picture you say she looks like is ugly shithead. continue
Okay so we go to the party and I get fucked up, alcohol, percs, pot, just the usual. I basically told her I wanted to fuck her and she was acting kinda shy but followed me around all night and got mad when her friends came on to me. I ended up dropping her off at her place, I said she should just let me stay over because I was fucked up but she didn't want to because she lives in a small house and shares a room with her sister. On the ride home I fell asleep and rolled my suv, worked all day and was just fucked up and tired. I almost die and end up without anything too major, broken rib, lots of cuts and shit.
She comes to visit a couple days later, first time she ever came over to my house. Still lived with my parents. They leave and this is the first time we were really alone in a house. Cont.
>>678392237
You are fucking retarded but continue plox!
Autistic school stories, here's an example.
>be me
>be in 10th grade
>taking robotics class
>teacher is chill everyday
>get bored second semester
>decide to do stupid shit in his class whynot.jpg
>insert autismo phase 1
>bring a can of tomato sauce
>ask other students "you want some sauce"
>show them tomato sauce
>most reactions are strange looks
>few keks are had
>some landwhale takes one of my 2 cans of sauce
>living planet eats it
>want to give it one last chance
>decide to try and make someone laugh through autism
>Go big or go home
>>678389691
CONT.
>bell rings
>go to 2nd period
>in robotics class
>go up to teacher
>ask "do you want some sauce"
>teacher says no
>show him tomato sauce
>he says "get out"
>pretty sure he doesn't mean it
>he repeats it
>I'm thinking he's talking to someone else
>go to my computer
>teacher walks out of class to get security
>ohshit.jpg
>>678390118
>security person escorts me to principle's office
>while walking i talk to security person
>"you want some sauce"
>he keks
>I dont even think he heard me
>gets to principle office
>lets call him mr.lard
>mr.lard stares at me for a good minute
>mr.lard asks why im offering sauce
>"Its a joke"
>"I don't get it how is it a joke"
>"gotta share dem memes"
>"what memes?"
>"ma memes"
>at this point of my prologned autism I believe he doesn't know what they are
>time for the roles to be reversed
>Im the teacher now
>Doesn't work for shit
>mr.lard writes me a referral
>i tell him what memes are
>Teacher who gave me the referral walks in
>They start talking about me
>Saying things about how I don't make sense
>Teacher states that I say things like the following
>Ravioli ravioli whats in the pocket-oli
>The AP is trying to figure out what is wrong with me
>he ends up on papa franku's video of ravioli ravioli whats in the pocketoli
>mr.lard is watching
>my internal keks are reaching orbit
>This shit persists for a few more minutes
>He ends up relating my sauce to hardcore pornography
>all I can think of are those illuminati videos where people take point a and compare it to point z
>retarded ass way of thinking
>get suspended for being autistic
jpg related
lmao you're a king
>Some kid ran around shouting
>"LOOK WHAT I GOT IN TRUBLE 4 XDDD""
I think this might be the autist
Do you think Steven Avery is innocent?
probably not lol
>>678390188
probably not
>>678390188
Likely not but the case is about more than avery it's about the fact that cops are allowed to go around railroading people like they did. Also Dassey should have had his entire case thrown out and been assigned a tard wrangler. He wasn't mentally able to be questioned or tried as he was.
>>678390188
watching the last episode now. After some stuff I learned on line, I tend to think he did. I'm not sure about brendan.
I bet you newfags can't even triforce correctly.
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POST PHONE NUMBERS PLZ
+46 0702886227
We called that one the guy got pissed and he doesn't pick up anymore
wtf thats my number
>>678392345
Nigga pick up
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hello racoin
stay true person what's your problem
you, ostensibly
I've bought sassafras in Idaho at a small organic store. I ate the bark chunks and within 2 hours I was really high in a great way. I now live in Vancouver Canada where only store carries the sassafras and again I ate the bark but this time no high at all. This made me wonder if they removed the active ingredient safrole. So at that end I found it on amazon for $50 a pound. Does anyone think this will get me high? Here is the link: http://www.amazon.com/Sassafras-Sifted-Frontier-Natural-Products/dp/B00028OI8A
Oh and has anyone ever tried Sassafras or pure safrole oil? And where else can I get it if this one doesn't work.
Dafuq are you talking about?
>>678389090
>2016
>believing this to be true
>>678389090
... who the actual fuck ever goes to Idaho?
>>678389241 I'm asking where I can find Sassafras that gets you high. It's a tree that grows and the bark off the roots contain Safrole, Safrole is a psychoactive drug.
Why do black men have the gift?
How are you supposed to compete with this shit?
>>678389642
Because they have no other talents or skills.
I've got 2 anuses. AMA
If female post proof with timestamp, if male have a good day
>>678392633
ye, gonna need proof buddy.
>>678392633
I got a question, which one doodies for you?
>>678392827
I will have a good day
Porn webm three bros
