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new fb/ig fap thread
>>769015461
more
Anyone interested?
Even moar pics you shouldn't share
>>769013252
i wanna fill that
Please I need more
>>769013427
This nigger bird is noisy af, constantly screaming outside my windows, and disturbing the peace. How do i get rid of this piece of shit? Anything goes
>>769012787
Just feed it and give it s nice place to stay. Then sooner or later the bird will want to live in your house, and resent you for being a racist, and burn down its free home, and move to a better neighborhood
Feed it
Ghetto Blues my friend.
Lay glue traps down for it the kind they use on rats. Just stick some seeds on it
>>769012787
Make a slingshot and shoot it, or buy a bow.
Late night celebrity discussion
Jews?
Quick, somebody fuck Arya
>>769016243
Sounds like a plan
>>769016243
I'll do it!
Hey /b/
I bought a pocket pussy.
>Highly recommended
But I think I may have been too big for it.
>I can’t find them in different sizes.
Thoughts?
Also, and cucks want to set their gfs up with me? Lol.
you pixelated all of that?
>>769008774
>>769008837
Post dick. Also aren't those things usually made for japs and chicks? Could be why you fucked it up so bad
>>769008973
Yeah, mobile app - just so the focus was clear.
Hey guys im gonna buy this pocket pussy and rip it open so people think my dick is big online! Please dont mind my tiny ass fingers though!
TL;DR: my gf won't come over unless I have my cat Cass, getting babysitted somewhere else. Had countless argument over this but with no resultion. I've had my cat Cass since she was 4 months old, me 14, now 25. Been with me through thick and thin, never gonna ditch my friend.
Don't get why she hates my gf so much tho. She's like... satan to her. Soon as she's near she either hiss and run away, or stay AND hiss, and claw her if she tries to touch her.
Been talking about moving in together recently, obviosuly Cass becomes a massive issue...
She
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>>769010951
Cats are stupid. Get rid of it and get a dog.
Keep the cat, ditch the bitch.
Obviously your cat cares about you, & has an instinctual bad feeling about the gf.
My cat loved my new gf, so that made me trust her.
Fuck your girlfriend she's obviously a piece of shit and your cat knows it. I bet she was mean to your cat at some point and thats why their is so much ill will between them. Yeh you got to ditch one and it better be the human, dont be manipulated your responsability is to one, your furry one
>>769010951
Cats can sense evil. Do not ignore the warnings of the ancients. Your protector is attempting to defend you from dark forces beyond your comprehension. Ditch the succubus before she takes your soul.
>>769011206
She's not a bitch.. think she's overreacting but get where shes coming from. I'll never dump my cat for a gf. Just the wording "gotta ditch one of us" got to me somehow.
S/fur Lets go
>>769009286
she a cutey. I wish I could contribute to these threads but I'm that newfag
I have an idea lets post music too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQeMxWjpr-Y&index=98&t=0s&list=PLPLE1WaizzP6Vtd9TEjZapC0u7qwnQYZ_
Drawthread: Mom and daughter edition
>>769012207
heyo
Requesting You Kasukabe amazed and stroking Black Rabbit's ears while she is visibly embarassed
No lewding the loli please
>>769012207
Smol
>>769012195
No, I am waterproof, as is everyone else.
>>769012231
>>769012340
[hey guys]
Seriously? No ylyl?
>ylyl
I like these small creatures, in the forests
I found this picture on /x/
C'mon /b/ make me kek
ITT: you nostalgia, you lose. you lose, you must contribute.
Welcome to Quark's Bar, Grill, Gaming House and Holosuite Arcade. what can I get you?
>>769010885
Slow night.
>>769010885
a fucking holo-handjob
BLOOD WINE YOU LITTLE TROLL..... HERR DERR.. Going to go hunt changelings for the empire.
>>769010885
is this a safe place to play?
>>769010885
one root beer please!
well?
>>769009206
oldie
>having a jewish dick
No thanks, I'll keep my foreskin.
>>769010380
There's even conspiracies within the j00s about how a real circumcision is just a snip off the tip and not the current "pariah" circumcisions done to really fug your shit up.
>>769009206
eh, I wouldn't know what being uncut is like but being able to masturbate without lube would be nice
sooo many school shootings, why are thoughts and prayers not working? Maybe its time to ban all guns, there are too many uneducated, trailer trash that believe God wills save them from these bullets. uy uy uy get your shit together trailer trash
12% of the population 50% of the crime
There are also too many who believe that banning guns will solve it. Protip: if the people doing this shit cared about laws, they wouldn't be doing this shit.
Pic related.
>>769004570
Banning all guns is absolutely the solution to school shootings. Screw the rednecks and their stockpiles of assault riffles.
>>769004570
Officinalis is legal fuckhead.
There are no photos of any victims and hardly any details about the victims. The only proof we have that the shootings are taking place is cnn. Prove me wrong by posting actual proof that the Sante fe shooting took place. You cant
Celeb thread part the Nth
extra points for girls with guns!
>>769010604
Big white ass
>>769006734
Mmmmm
More ass pics of her
Who is she
>>769006860
Idk tbh
>>769006998
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP
Don't let this thread die yet
What should I do with my dick?
>>769003551
Nothing? Now that’s boring
>>769003551
How about you stroke it until there is Precum and show us
cut it off and eat it
>>769004222
Moist
>>769004238
Maybe later
Who do you want to see on Blacked.com
>>769001911
Everyone
Jordan Capri
little sis (left) or big sis (right)?
>>769000486
I'd wreck your lil sister's cunt.
>>769000486
big sis
>>769000486
Little sister is the objectively correct answer, but older sis looks like she'd be freakier in bed.
>>769000486
nigger noses
>>769000486
Facebook/Instagram
>>769007041
>>769007056
>>769007073
>>769007091
>>769007105
friendly reminder, if you are paying any attention to this shit you're a faggot. On the other hand, it's the first spic in loyal family, kek. Poms BTFO
>>769001656
>mixed race marriage
disgusting
>loyal family
Fucking neckbearded illiterate autist
>>769001779
What is she ? She looks like a tan white girl.
>>769001779
>Disgusting
Try living in the 21st century not the 19th century White trash
>>769001779
t. kissless virgin
