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/deutsch/FUCKEN 2.0
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Erster für Vita
Deutschland
t. König des Fadens
>>678350104
mach es für deutschland.
s/fur friday!
the ride never ends!
2nd
>>678350310
im kinda jelly right now
whats your academic degree or whatever you american people use there
New Hunger Games Thread
Doing 24 tributes
Claire! is forbidden
>>678350975
Bacontits
Inara
Tay
Charles
>>678350975
Band of cripples
It fucking stinks
nigga clean dat shit
you know what else stinks? your mumma
>>678347560
Well, and it should. So there's nothing wrong with it
Trips and I'll make it a 'Hitler' 'tache.
>>678350314
And then suck a bunch of Jew cock.
>>678350314
Won't your boyfriend get mad?
sure
>>678350314
I can smell your cock breath from here.
why not
New thread Boxxy/Catie
Forever Queen
>>678350264
Best thought that will ever be thought.
Also the blueballs if there's teasing. Oh jesus fuck the blueballs.
>>678350335
My cousin met her at a party in Burbank last year. They ended up fucking. He said it was totally sub-par. She got shit all over his dick, and violently queefed at the end.
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Boxxy
Where's that faggot that thinks he knows the rules?
Feel like a worthless trash /b/ need some depressing music to relate to. Also feel thread.
>>678347930
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-o9gf_soFBM&nohtml5=False
>>678347930
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IdTgDlSVHY&nohtml5=False
>>678347930
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lP077RitNAc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpmYwDhxZoU&ebc=ANyPxKp63H9K5EQIrxXySd06IuFxFQ-SXqz2mTKt24CbjivKbWIB3IfmTCm18wEkNaUAeoo0SHOBOuLmzfy2kuk7T8w_PjVnqQ&nohtml5=False
>>678349848
Wish I understood the lyrics, but the song is nice, and the video is sad enough.
Is my uncle grow mariwana in his backyard? Id this drug?
>>678347364
Hello there young man, who let such a bigboy like you on a site like this?
>>678347364
killyourself op
>>678347364
There are no buds on the plant, if its hemp its probably bot the potent kind..
>>678347670
you are just as retarded as op
>>678347364
OP you should really consider dying,,,
Post your 10/10 girls
I'll start
>>678347932
Centipedes unite!
What is the biggest thing you can fit in your underwear?
>>678346534
Myself
Welcome back, op of impressive underwear storage
>implying it's really you
Does this count
>>678346534
>line 6
What Blink covers you currently working on, bro?
Your mother
Does your girlfriend do this? If so, break up with her immediately.
My ex used to do it on my face
>>678347312
I'm guessing that's why you broke up with her? And did you call the cops about that?
Do you want us to date a pillow or something?
>>678347163
Do what exactly? Shit? Look up? Breathe?
the fuck is this shit
Anybody got more of her?
>>678347106
yeah ive got her nudes on a usb drive here
keep the thread bumped while i go get it
BUMPERINO
Who is this bitch
if there is any more of her she is going to need larger clothes
Hey /b/ my steam account was restricted/locked because i've tried a scam method on steam community market
does anyone of /b/ros here knows how to remove that or how to transfer dota 2 items to other account while i've that?
Stop posting and kill yourself
You can't. And you deserve it.
>>678345684
VACation
Okay, here's how you do it:
>Turn your computer on
>Log into Steam
>Open a canister of mustard gas
>???
>Profit
>>678345684
>because i've tried a scam method on steam community market
deserved VAC b&.
What the fuck is this on the end of my foreskin /b/? And I already know its probably aids
>>678348017
Varts.
>>678348017
Yup, sorry bro. Good luck
RIP Anon... You will not be forgotten...
>>678348154
I considered warts but it's been there for months now
Looks like warts. Congrats OP!
faggotshit
no, I already prep'd tyvm.
>>678347240
stop being a gay and dump with us
>>678344842
>lmao you really want to try hooking up with some spaz from /b/?
ive been dating one for 2 years
>try craigslist or something
do you want AIDS?
>>678341456
hot, shame it didnt last
yeah yeah, I'm starting up..
Haven't had a Historia thread in forever, anyone got new pictures?
newest I have
cosplay trap thing?
Is this her OP?
Hey, I go to church with her, I don't think her name is Historia...
>>678348238
No shit sherlock, it's her Cosplay name like cosmicghxst
idk
>>678347029
lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzg470T1TRY
Why??!!!
>>678347029
I remember watching BME Pain Olympics when I was younger and learning that testicles are whiteish, pinkish, greyish. Good times.
>>678347518
The insides are bright orange and the juice from them burns your skin a bit (like real strong vinegar)
Do you honestly believe in the "Big Bang"? There was absolutely nothing and then in a few trillionths of a second, all the matter and energy in the entire universe suddenly came out of nowhere?
Topkek! Think about it anon, it's so ridiculous.
>>678347870
Hail Satan
If you don't like the Big Bang theory, provide a better theory
>>678347870
I don't know about the big bang, but I do know one thing...
>>678348569
All was created by the Lord God.
With Jesus Magic!
Bazinga
"You like Nirvana, you don't have a taste in music!" and "Kurt Cobain has a shit voice." my friend just said this /b/, what do?
Your friend is right
Pat him on the back because he's correct.
Accept the truth fgt.
Get a new thread
Tell him he doesn't understand, and that even though you're only 12 years old you still listen to the OLD, GUD MUSIC FROM THE 80S AND 90S, also be sure to tell him how great you think Freddie Mercury is, and how the Beatles are the best band ever
Ok, so I found out my ex and close friend have been fucking behind my back, how should I get them back?
>>678347468
Tie your girlfriend to the radiator, tie your close friend to the pool table and fuck him in the asshole while your girlfriend watches you. Make sure she has to look you in the eye the whole time. Cut her nipples.
>>678347468
your ex? why do you care if you're not together?
>>678347680
this
are you in middle school?
>>678347680
Because she's fucking my close friend
>>678347812
so the girl you dumped is making your close friend happy? good for him.
