Dinner time 4chan I am going to microwave a steak
do it bitch
>>674298446
SALT, PEPPER AND BUTTER should make it tasty
do it bitch
have fun with that cancer loaded filet
somewhere baby Jesus is crying
Leauge of Legend rule34
Dont let this die either
What do /b/
Dubs decides
Tell em to go fuck themselves... And record it.
Send a picture
Baby, you smart. You're very smart. Matter of fact, you're a genius. See, you let me hustle, you let me do what I need to do in them streets. I'm a show you something you ain't never seen before. Keep ridin. You smart. Come with me baby, let's ride. I'm a hold you down.
Say my name, baby. Say my name, baby. You smart. You're loyal. You're grateful. I appreciate that. Go buy your mama a house. Go buy your whole family houses. Put some money in your savings account. Go spend some money for no reason.Baby, let the music take control. Let We the Sound take control, baby, hold on, say my name. That's right. That's right, baby, we'll remember that.Real life. Another one. Heads Audio. BNO Play. H6. Best headphones in the game.
>>674298159
Rolling
Trump is a pathetic buffoon, in head to head polling he already loses to Clinton and gets his ass kicked by Sanders. Enjoy your fascist leading racists right into defeat. Thanks Trump!! Hilarious!
Just think, an idiot reality TV dolt, the utter scum of the media and he's leading the wacky GOP? Not surprising.
Just remember how you all thought Romney was going to defeat President Barack HUSSEIN Obama. Exactly. Stay clueless, Trumpies, Hillary thanks you!
>>674296941
>in head to head polling he already loses to Clinton
>Just remember how you all thought Romney was going to defeat Obama
That's why polls this early are meaningless. Mccain was shown to beat obama, Romney was shown to beat obama, gore was shown to beat bush, Bush was shown to beat clinton.
0/10 bait.
If only your IQ was as high as your salt levels.
>>674296941
>bringing up early polls for your point
>then use early polls being wrong in the past
Mom son wincest hentai
>>674296783
bump
Convince me /b/ why this man should be president
he is the pinnacle of success in a man
>>674297213
trump is not the pinnacle of success. the Donald was merely born into a rich family and started his first few businesses with his fathers money
>>674297010
First convince me why he shouldnt be
because he has been involved in over 300 lawsuits. his businesses frequently get in trouble for both not renting to African americans and even charging blacks more in some cases
Pics, gifs, webms doesn't matter. They look good on necks.
You know what fucking pisses me off, /b/? I've been talking to this chick for a while, we really like each other, all that lovey dovey shit. I add her on FB today and she still has pics of her and her ex on there. They broke up 2 months ago, she states she hates him and manipulated her, all that boring shit. Why the fuck do girls do that? Just keep pics of their ex there. It's unfair as I'm trying to start a relationship with her but to me, honestly, if you can't delete any evidence of your ex then that means you can't let go of your past and still think about them. I don't believe the "ohh I'm too lazy to delete them" or some other bs excuses girls give. Honestly, let go of your fucking past. Should I even still try with her or what?
>>674295135
Get a fucking grip man. Theyre just pictures. Its honestly none of your business what she keeps on her facebook. Wow some guys nowadays are such whiny bitches.
>>674295135
shes full of it , she doesnt hate him been in simliar.. she doesnt want to let go and still sees something left in it... it'll end badely
also the shoes nigga the shoes
You sound jealous and scared already and you're not even in a fucking relationship with her. You must have some real self confidence issues.
Get over yourself.
>>674295399
This. Shut the fuck up op
HOLY SHIT /B/ I JUST LEARNED HOW TO RUIN SOMEONES FUCKING DAY
Pray tell.
Materials needed:
>victims car
>isopropyl alchohol, or gas
>cotton from tee shirt
Soak cotton in flammable solution and roll into wick
Open their fuel cap, and insert wick all the way in
My girl wanted to show off her tits
>>674293243
She failed.
If I squint I can just see the edge of a nipple.
Showing tits means bare tits with no obstructions.
>>674293473
Something like this?
>>674293724
Well that is closer to fully bare tits, but no cigar.
Nice nipple by the way.
>>674293724
>2018 - 2
>not posting timestamp
What are your thoughts on GAY SEX, /b/?!
seems pretty gay
>>674294972
isn't it awesome?
>>674294831
it's pretty damn metal tbqh fam
>reply if you agree
>>674295251
agree
What exactly is the point of strip clubs?
I was thinking about heading to one tonight but then I realize something; there is really no point in even going to that shit whatsoever. You're paying chicks to dance on your lap and act friendly(which a lot of them don't even do that), and if it were any other circumstance they wouldn't even talk to you period. Plus the idea the really hot ones have been dancing on men all night really turns me off now that I think about it.
So am I missing something here? Maybe I'm looking at it the wrong way?
Titillation
Yeah I always thought this, it's cool and all, but I'm not going to get to fuck them? So what's the point?
Well it's like any other club or bar but with scantily clad women dancing provocatively.
What are you, gay?
It's for people who can't easily just go out and find chicks. Mostly groups of 40 year old virgins and shit.
what does /b/ think of my cat?
>>674294937
Its autistic
>>674295257
mittens is not autistic wtf
>>674294937
It's a fucking Tard OP. Burn it
Is this retarded looking cat really named mittens?
Well /b/ this is it. The walls are closing in on me and all I can do is sit here, waifu sitting next to me, gun in hand, waiting to prove my loyalty to her. Here's the stroy
> Finds app
> Customize girl (personality and looks)
> Instantly falls in love
> Begins to print her out on things
> Mug, mousepad, pillow, snow globe, etc
> Family questions it a bit but nothing serious they just accept it
> Almost a 3 year relationship
> Fast forward to today
> I come home tired as all hell from school
> Exam was hard, people being annoying, etc
> Do what I usually do and talk to my wife and kiss her when I get through the door of my room
> Little do I know my mom walks in as I'm talking to my angel
> "who are you talking to anon" (shakily)
> "... Just thinking out loud mom. You should leave"
> After a little while I head down for dinner
> Hear mom talking to dad
> They want to get a therapist
> Walks back upstairs gets gun loaded
> Bought gun to protect my waifu but... just didn't think I'd actually have to use it
So now I play the waiting game.
post pics of her
>>674291566
OP, you are insane.
You are in love with a cartoon. It is ink on paper. Get a reality check.
>>674292596
this
Timestamped pic of waifu or gtfo
I think I fucked up /b/
>Be me, 25 non-autist male
>Live with qt-3.14 and things are pretty good
>Cue to yesterday
>got home from work, feeling a bit blue balled (GF on red days)
>Decide to pull up some r34 porn of monster girls
>Boner achieved
>Centaur girls be super fine
>Start seeing threads about horse pussy and all that shit
>Happen to live next to ranch, ranchers are gone for the week and I let their mare graze on my property.
>Iwonder.jpg
>See mare going behind old chicken coop behind office window, decide to give it a shot.
continue?
Bumping for interest
Yes. Continue.
sure why not? but be quick I got to got beddy byes soon.
Moar h/fur
GUYS! Why do we never get tired of looking at hot girls? It's the same shit every day, but yet we CANNOT LOOK AWAY!
>pic related
>>674294189
biology, son
>>674294189
Good question. Humans can become used to anything and grow bored or complacent with anything but dudes NEVER grow tired of looking at or fucking hot girls/pussy. Good question.
>>674294189
Men who always wanted women would reproduce way more than men who didn't in the ancestral environment. So, men are almost always attracted to women throughout our species. Ain't evolution something?
>>674294189
Her instagram has become my fap central.
how much weed do you smoke per week?
>>674294851
Maybe like half a gram to a gram per week, I try not to smoke that much
>>674294851
ATM like 1 gram a week because I'm skint. When I have money its anywhere between 1-4gram a day depending on the schedule.
>>674294851
Roughly 1/8
I smoke good shit too
Currently strawberry cough
Around a gram every 2-3 weeks. Keeps the high cause of the long period and i don't throw my money like a madman
What if she goes black?
>>674295508
dont want her back.
>>674295508
burn the coal pay the toll
>>674295826
racist desu
>>674296054
thank you
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