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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>Sleeping in bed with boyfriend
>Get woken up to him groping my ass
>Pretend to be asleep
>He spits on his hand, lubes me up and shoves his dick in my butt
>Keep pretending to be asleep as he fucks me and finishes
>>702525480
Can't tell if you liked it or not
Congrats, you atleast have sex life.
>>702525480
that's called raep
>>702525480
Gay, or no?
I used to do this to my ex, she would wake up sometimes, but I was pretty sure she woke up through most of them, which made it even hotter.
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Just click "ponte harambe" #BRIDGEOUTFORHARAMBE
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>tfw shrinking/giant women are impossible ;-;
>>702522502
you could climb inside her cunt and suck on her clit like a lollipop
>>702522730
>tfw it will never happen to me
>it hurts
>>702522997
reckon you could live on her cum juices alone as nutrience?
>>702523078
I wish I could find out.
>>702522502
You are the most degenerate footfag ive ever seen
How does this make you feel white boi?
>>702523180
Horny
>>702523180
Kek'd hard
>>702523180
>>702523180
>tfw your white genetics are actually superior
>>702523180
you call that tiny thing a dick? that's piratically a vagina
I seriously hate atheists. They are retarded, arrogant and close-minded people. They haven't disproved religion or god's existence yet they bash religious people for believing in a "non-existent" being. They always ask with rhetorical, impossible questions with fill your mind with skept, damned tricksters won't get me.
>inb4 this is bait
>inb4 religion is bullshit hehehahhahehe
This is bait
And religion is bullshit
>>702519934
>>702520007
Oh look, they replied to me with bait because they couldn't find anything to reply with!
Shows how stupid you people are.
>>702519852
>>702520403
Some people just prefer the truth, even if it isn't known yet, so they don't try to predict out of his ass what will happen after death
I'm pregnant and just found out my bf's been cheating on me. Now I don't even know if the baby is mine. What am I supposed to do?
>>702524256
awesome
tits or gtfo
If he fucked you, how isn't it yours?
>>702524256
Had to read twice. Good job.
Abort it
i have 106 more
>>702523972
post em
good shit
Time sure does go by fast doesn't it anon..
>>702523055
More pictures like this, please
>>702523055
Yep.
It sure does :(
>>702523262
>>702523500
Tell me more
>>702523211
why
milf/mature thread
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>>702523803
>>702524060
>>702524170
Sauce Thread!
Sauce this please
>>702525333
Nobody cares footfag
>>702525143
Goddamn yes, sauce plz
That chub's face just gave me instaboner
dubs name my new clan
We Jerk Off to Our Mothers
>>702523995
Nigger hunters.
>>702523995
>dsfargeg
The Fabulous Dick Biters
>>702524288
Oh. I won.
Why are Europeans such liberals still?
When I try to discuss Trump or politics they just go
"Hurr he racist he's a piece of shit he's piss"
"What do you think about x"
"HURR TRUMP IS DUMB YOU ARE DUMB TOO HE IS LITTERLY HITLER"
Please make it stop.
Well..
He IS a racist.
>>702524241
How is he racist?
>>702523899
>several hundred million people are the same person
kek
>>702524241
DRUMPF ISH A RAYSHIST!!!111!!
>>702524361
I am talking about chat sites where I go to talk about politics.
People are blind.
Uniform thread
haha oops
Anyone else here who stopped fapping ?
Ive been Free From Fap for 20 days now, i've become better at seducing and i feel better in general.
Tell me now what are you waiting for ?
>>702523452
I can't sleep unless I get off. If no pussy/ass/mouth is available, it's fap time.
>>702523622
Get some willpower faggot.
>>702523833
Why? I like getting off.
>>702524120
Don't you want women to drown under your semen ?
>>702524212
Why would he want to drown them?
Steam Giveaway Thread!!
So I got home today and my parents surprised me with a steam card.
>tfw I had just bought one on my way home
>tfw time to give back
I've won a few keys before on these threads and never used.
First person to roll dubs wins my giftcard
Up to two people can win
Second person after dubs to get trips will win my steam keys
START rolling, faggots.
Fuck it, what's to lose. Rollin
roll
Rolling
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198079454073/home
Let me try this fucking roll mang!
You have to post your steam ID. Remember, that's how I will know who to send to.
Someone could steal your roll.
3 murders. Quads for a body. Need a place to stash the bodies. Thinking of cutting them up into pieces, putting them in boxes, and hiding them on the border between Texas and Mexico. My current spot seems pretty good, just worried about the smell. Im a very paranoid person.
>pic related
cut them up, then eat them, human tastes pretty decent m8
>>702523751
How should I cook them? And what about the bones? I suppose I could replicate Jeffrey Dahmer
>>702523388
Post proof, like a finger or toe. My quads will prove op as a a fag
I call bullshit
>>702524822
Oh do you super cop? Wtf tipped you off?
celeb thread continued, image limit reached.
also, post moar Keira
Love this pic.
>>702524151
hi winona
>>702524334
/thread
Odds = sleep
Evens = fap
0 = do something else
K
Roll
wtv
Roll
I already fapped :( my poor balls can't take another
on/off
>>702523672
>>702523879
>>702523941
Is there a full video?
I need a team name. What's the most offensive team you can think of?
Notorious Niggers is ok. Delirious Downies too.
Hitlers favorite jews
Gangerous poop hole
Bigger nugget digger niggers
>>702523305
Niggerfaggots.
Or you could just go by /b/.
