Hey b/
I'm thinking about buying one of those super-resistant smartphones, such as the kyocera torque. I'm clumsy as fuck and don't want to end up using an expensive iPhone with a broken screen. What should I watch out for ? I've never had a smartphone before.
>>702523331
if phone is ruggedized, just be careful with charging port and SIM card thingy
>>702524142
Suck my charging port
Get a MotoZ Force
>>702524408
no u
Post girls you want to cover in your cum
cousins
>>702524840
Mmm-hmmm
Cringe thread, OC right here.
the most cringy shit is you face.
hahahahahahah
also i fucked your stepmother, i know your real mom killed herself right after she saw your face for the first time
You could dress like a fucking bull dyke. Flannel shirts, dirty jeans, mouth full of Copenhagen. You know, like all other lesbians.
>>702525440
I love how the city of Copenhagen gets associated with this bullshit. Maybe that's why we say København.
>>702524445
24 March in relationship with Clara
24 April in open relationship
31 July in relationship with Melissa
i have a gun /b/
what should i do with it
-im feeling homicidal-
>>702525586
kill yourself
pawn it, buy fleshlight
>>702525586
Assassinate Hillary
shot your dick
Nigger females thread
Post your best nigress
>>702525828
what's even so bad about rape
jesus christ get over it
bunch of crybaby feminists make it sound like the worst thing ever
"oh no someone put a dick in me for like five minutes waaaaah"
so hurt... so violated.. cry everytime 5ever... spare me, kill selves. fuck off
you cool with me raping you? its no big deal bro takes me like 5 min
>>702526018
I remember being 16
>>702526127
faggot
>>702526155
bitch
>>702526306
your vocabulary is a little dense can you dumb it down maybe?
Hey /b/
So my school wants to know what clubs you want to be in and what clubs they should offer.
You should help them out.
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfs-yu0Vhg9yyIX-ZFXYG87ZRTfUGBQf-Xsr5XaAVjyYltluw/viewform?c=0&w=1
lol I can get behind this
Rick Roll for the win
>>702524269
Fuck off, leddit.
I just became an uncle. My family has been texting about it in group thread all day. Is it bad that I really don't care? Like, the baby hasn't accomplished anything or impressed me with its talents or anything. As far as I can see it's just a shitty needy little cretin, a seed that might (but probably won't) germinate into an independently thinking person in many years. Probably gonna be someone I can't stand but I'll have to act like I care, always gotta act like I care, can never break the family code, gotta care that my brother and his wife made a shitter cause that is important!!
Can I also be an uncle, anon?
For fucks sake, calm your ass down.
Sharpie up pooper with timestamp if dubs.
>>702526315
Ask the conch
Alright, I'm a man of my word. It's 2 o'clock, loli story time. Writing this all from memory as I go along so bare with me.
>>702525751
So yeah. I was sitting on the couch the other night, watching a movie with my little sister. She was leaned up against my side with her legs sprawled out, a bowl of popcorn in her lap. Now that I think of it, it was pretty bullshit. I was only taking up 1/4 of the couch’s space and she was basically using me as a pillow. But I digress. We were watching that one fucking Nick Cage movie, National Treasure. I was pretty content for most of the night until a commercial break, when I started dicking around switching channels looking for something to watch. It was actually decently late so I somehow stumbled upon some sort of porn channel. I was honestly surprised that we even got that shit, I guess my dad paid for the subscription, the horny bastard.
>>702525931
I figured she’d be disgusted by it, and went on flipping through. Except I was in the part of the channels that was just literally porn flicks one after the other. Thank God our mom and dad were already asleep. A well-endowed blonde on the television let out a moan as I fumbled with the remote control, trying to find my back to the PG section of the channels. I felt her body tense up from where her back was resting against my arm. I gave her a peripheral glance and noticed her eyes intent on the screen, cheeks flushed slightly. She brought a handful of popcorn to her mouth slowly and methodically. Damn, awkward. After just punching in the digits for comedy central out of reflex, I felt her hand come to rest where I was holding the remote. Her eyes were still staring straight ahead. It seemed like she was trying to avoid meeting my gaze.
“Go back,” she said.
>>702526033
Rolling.
hey b trap here~
how do you like my new panties?
more pls, beautiful
What do you mean "trap"? Aren't you just a dude?
Love IT !!!! Show more :)
post moar slut
>Sleeping in bed with boyfriend
>Get woken up to him groping my ass
>Pretend to be asleep
>He spits on his hand, lubes me up and shoves his dick in my butt
>Keep pretending to be asleep as he fucks me and finishes
>>702525480
Can't tell if you liked it or not
Congrats, you atleast have sex life.
>>702525480
that's called raep
>>702525480
Gay, or no?
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>tfw shrinking/giant women are impossible ;-;
>>702522502
you could climb inside her cunt and suck on her clit like a lollipop
>>702522730
>tfw it will never happen to me
>it hurts
>>702522997
reckon you could live on her cum juices alone as nutrience?
>>702523078
I wish I could find out.
How does this make you feel white boi?
>>702523180
Horny
>>702523180
Kek'd hard
>>702523180
>tfw your white genetics are actually superior
I seriously hate atheists. They are retarded, arrogant and close-minded people. They haven't disproved religion or god's existence yet they bash religious people for believing in a "non-existent" being. They always ask with rhetorical, impossible questions with fill your mind with skept, damned tricksters won't get me.
>inb4 this is bait
>inb4 religion is bullshit hehehahhahehe
This is bait
And religion is bullshit
>>702519934
>>702520007
Oh look, they replied to me with bait because they couldn't find anything to reply with!
Shows how stupid you people are.
I'm pregnant and just found out my bf's been cheating on me. Now I don't even know if the baby is mine. What am I supposed to do?
>>702524256
awesome
tits or gtfo
If he fucked you, how isn't it yours?
>>702524256
Had to read twice. Good job.
i have 106 more
>>702523972
post em
Time sure does go by fast doesn't it anon..
>>702523055
More pictures like this, please
It sure does :(
>>702523262
>>702523500
Tell me more
milf/mature thread
bump
Sauce Thread!
Sauce this please
>>702525333
Nobody cares footfag
