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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
There is literally nothing wrong with being Jewish.
>>767845583
>>767845583
>>767845583
Fuck off nigger jew
>>767845583
Making a big deal of your ethnic group is a showing of favouritism, which means you put your ethnic group above all others. This is, by definition, racism.
>>767845583
>There is literally nothing wrong with being Jewish.
Historical parasites, inbred fuckers always working the angles. How many different countries have Jews been expelled from over the centuries?
Teens 18+ legal only.
19 yo bitch here.
>>767843315
any more?
>>767843315
>>767843536
How do you guys cope with the fact that death is inevitable and it will happen to all of us at some point?
By not worrying about it.
Everyone's story ends the same way.
I console myself with he fact that I'll spend eternity up there with the big J.C.
>>767847435
by drinking and smoking to speed it up. man I can't wait.
>>767847435
looking very forward to it cause my life sucks. in fact every time there's talk in the new about a catastrophic even such as an asteroid I hope it hits me right where I live.
Roll dubs and I will add another rubber band. How long does it take to castrate me. Will stay as long as thread is alive. Also taking request.
>>767848376
Roll
>>767848376
timestamp and/or get the fuck out
>>767848376
Yea, timestamp
Time stamp. Also roll.
Would /b/ breed my virgin faggot ass?
What’s the best way to find a dominant daddy with a thick cock to be my fuck buddy?
snap: taymark8
>>767840730
Bump
FAGGOT SPAM
>>767840760
Bump
>>767840800
You’d cum inside me for sure ;)
>>767840801
Bump
Hey b, long time no talk, ive been thinking what if a big dog tries to kill you? or a little girl or a old man or even a normal man? what would you do?
Also can you kill one from one strong kick?
I was thinking choking or some knock out grip, also eyeball pressing if really necesary
Get above it. You're a monkey, and dogs don't have thumbs.
>>767842299
yes
>>767842299
You may only get one opportunity to kick it before it turns on you, so kick it as hard as you can. Break its ribs, gouge its eyes, do whatever you can to end its attack. Don't worry about injuring it because it will be killed for attacking a human (assuming you don't live in a shit-hole country).
>>767842299
It depends on the type of dog, really. Punches and kicks are more likely to startle and anger a pitbull or doberman sized dog. With anything German Shepherd size or bigger the solution is actually pretty counterintuitive. If you are against just one and it's attack trained it's going to go for your arm. Let it. In fact, push your forearm as far back into its mouth as you can, and grab the back of its neck. Force your forearm back behind the teeth to where the jaws connect, and then fall on the fucker....
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>>767842299
Pick it up by the back legs and slam it head first into a tree/ground/whatever.
Sauce anyone ?
Bump
>>767838789
hell yes bump
>>767838789
bump
me and your mopm
>>767838789
Have you tried incezt net?
native here, ama
heres a free one i guess, there are no laws on my reservation and the only people who can get you in trouble are the feds, cops arent allowed on unless they are actively chasing you on
heres another one, theres a water pipe constantly spewing water into the ground that people on the rez without running water use for their houses
What is that symbol in the picture?
Cool, man. Maybe you should do something about the socio-economic problems facing your community instead of bitching about them.
It's easy to berate and be jealous. It's hard to work for progress.
>>767840470
How much land rent? Please cheap
trips choose name of my new kitty
>>767843203
smallcock
Roll threads are cancer, Rain Man. Fuck off and die.
>>767843203
if trips OP should kill me
Racatin
>>767843203
Antonietto Stervenson Muños Abrantes
What in the FUCK was he thinking?
>>767844870
money
>>767844870
I'm going to tell your parents that you said the F word on the internet
>>767844870
Some death now imposed by a magical dictator. Or lots of death later imposed by political failure to manage resources. In other words, Thanos is a alt-right neo-fascist pessimist who has no faith in any political system.
>>767844870
Fuck all comic book movies. Sad as fuck.
>>767845169
Pretty much this. Plus he's a psychopath who thinks genocide is the only way to save lives.
Next Celeb Thread
FUCK OFF AND DIE WITH THIS FEEBLE NON-CONTENT
GO BUY A FUCKING COPY OF PEOPLE MAGAZINE YOU FUCKING RETARD
>>767842857
LOL
I can't leave my house, I'm so depressed and I want to live my life but I can't. Does anyone have any advice? Please, I really need help.
Walk outside
>>767843815
I know it sounds gay but my anxiety is just so fucking strong that i can't enjoy being outside. I feel like everyone is judging me and I'm afraid of looking or acting weird.
why can't you?
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>>767844040
I don't wanna die :(
The NRA is a terrorist organization
>>767843993
so boring the sad thing for you is well you have no impact tell ya what sweaty
go try to take away a gun at a NRA garthing there every month
Whats that your a pussy??
I know we all know sweaty
>>767843993
how many times can you post this
>>767843993
and you're a fucking idiot
>>767843993
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toddlercon thread
>>767842024
Get out of here with that pedo shit you sick Fuck.
>>767842024
kill yourself
Youtubers you'd fuck
only jew that deserves love
A S M R DAAAAARLING
alexia raye
What´s the best position to fuck a sissy?
Doggy
>>767842501
/thread
Face down, ass up.
Anyone have advice on how to come out to my gf as a sissy? I got her to agree to pegging, but telling her i want her to feminize me and then force me to take a bunch of cock is another thing entirely.
I'm also bi, but havent told anyone. I've dressed up before with stockings and everything and it was kinda fun. This was a couple years ago and i tried to get someone from craigslist to come fuck me but everyone flaked. I enjoyed it, but felt all dressed up with nowhere to go (or anyone to blow).
I'd probably enjoy having her...
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>>767843188
You should dump her and get a bf. Shes clearly not man enough for you.
>>767841518
prone bone. Hold them down and force your seed.
warm
>>767841430
who is this trap?
>>767841486
Andy Biersack, american singer and pianist
>>767841430
Kill yourself.
>>767841430
Retarded
>>767841617
where can i find more pics? i only fap to the most hardcore scat trap porn.
-- Parties Involved --
- Microsoft
- Yahoo
- PalTalk
- YouTube
- Skype
- AOL
- Apple
-- Data Collected --
- Chat - video, voice
- Videos
- Photos
- Stored Data
- VoIP
- File Transfers
- Video Conferencing
- Notifications of target activity - logins, etc.
- Online Social Networking details
- Special Request
-- How to protect yourself --
- Full-Disk Encryption
- Cover up your Webcam with tape - Remove Mic (cut wires)
- Replace Windows (Microsoft) or macOS (Apple) - With
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the only GNU/Linux OS's I'd recommend would be gentoo and tails
>>767840572
either everyone is safe or no one is so how do you stay safe if those you talk to aren't ?
>>767841401
Why Gentoo and/or Tails?
Can always disable your webcam and microphone drivers
>>767840572
You can't protect fuck all, the US and UK governments have schemes up and running right now that scoop up ALL internet data every day. in the UK we can store 24 petabytes of data which then gets run through a series of algorithms. fuck knows what teh capacity is in the US, i'm guessing much higher.
big brother is watching you 24/7 and you can't do a thing about it
/s/fur
whoops
>Get quads you have threesome tomorrow.
>Get trips you get to lose your virginity tomorrow.
>Get dubs you get to have your first kiss.
Roll for your luck, who will you fuck?
oh god please let this happen
>>767844531
Thanks OP
>>767844637
Trips an two sets of dubs
>>767844531
Wait, as the OP I never officially rolled.
Roll.
>>767844732
Trips and dubs nice
