Incest stories thread
>be me 13
>sister 12
>we were both curious about the body
>not sexually but stuff like how we pissed
>we saw pee as like a strange liquid that could be drunk
>we used to watch Bear grylls so that was possibly the inspiration
>this meant the pee to us was interesting but no scat
>dat shit is nasty
>we both went into the bathroom and stripped
>we got into the bathtub so we could just rinse it without cleaning
>this was always the kind of logic we used
>we started with her
>went down on her and pushed my finger in her mysterious pee hole
>i repeat it was not origionally intended for sexual purposes
>but rather for scientific reasons
>i saw her naked before but i could get a better look now
>inspecting her tight virgin pussy
>i believe that to be the first time she saw me in the nude so it was a new experience for her
>she informed me that she was going to pee
>i spread her lips as much as i could and got showered in the interesting liquid
>opened my mouth and put my mouth to her pussy
>drank it all . . . all
>i guess we naturally had a pee fetish
>i licked her pussy clean
>as my tongue moved across her clitorus we learned it felt good acording to her
>and just as tasty to me
>as she grabbed my limp dick (boners were rare at this point)
>i could feel i was starting piss
>she seemed reluctant at first so i kissed her
>told her nothing is wrong with it and she wouldnt have to do it again
>(if she didnt want to)
>put my cock in her mouth
>it wasnt a huge piss but she managed to drink it all
>when she got up she smiled and said "i love you anon"
>i guess she enjoyed it
>she Kissed me again
>then we just kissed for 20 minutes in the locked bathroom
>that was the first time that happened
what in the name of fuck
i... dont even know what the fuck to say to this
>>698396605
pee and incest. two of my favorite things!
>>698396605
What the fuck
ITT: God tier ass
Bumping for asians
>>698401590
moar?
Let's read something together, /b/!
>>698414215
Promised: this time, no loli/rape/bestiality/pregnancy/birth/mindfuck combo.
As always, keep it alive!
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Let's show them /b/ still has the power to btfo leftshits
>>698405906
Bump
Yeah fuck pedophiles vote no I'm in with you OP fuck transgendered and pedophiles
>>698405906
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10923859
bump
>>698405906
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10923859
Tbh I'm not looking at their junk or trying to touch it so I don't fucking care who uses the same bathroom as I do.
But I am a man and feel reasonably comfortable I can protect myself if I need to
It's retards stories time !
>>698409233
Once upon a time
>Op
The end
>Lifeguarding
>wranglers bring their herd of tards to the water park
>tard gets idea
>takes off clothes
>wrangler proceeds to wrestle naked tard in the pool
>tfw I'm not legally able to get out of stand for this
I need pictures for my reaction folder. Give me your best.
loli thread
ok
>>698409877
Coon thread?
yeah, loli coon
>>698409877
that rascal needs to lay off the mars bars
Shota thread
Also shota similar to this?
bump
>>698396825
Similar in what sense? Pose? Hair? Clothing? Skin color?
Fuck you, I liked it: Movie edition.
>>698405316
just.. just what did you like about that?
>>698405748
Wait, people didn't like this one?
Is $4.00 a bad tip for a $23 order? Delivery guy seemed pissed.
>>698403006
God bless countries where pizza guys make a living wage. That is all.
>>698403006
That's more than 15%... You should have spit in his face and demanded the money back if he acted like a little bitch.
i used to deliver food and i wouldnt consider that a bad tip at all
It's very decent, he was a cunt.
YLYL Porn Edition
https://www.reddit.com/r/X4UNSFW/comments/4wldrd/lita_phoenix/
the niggaflip
>>698384257
1995 called and asked for their meme!
OK, faggots, you know what to do!
https://www.reddit.com/r/xwokrsxxx/comments/4wldd1/having_fun_in_the_backyard/
roll
roll
>tfw you have a folder of these somewhere but can never find it when you need it
only when I'm looking for something else do i come across them
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
>>698401911
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
still here
>>698407985
Nope thats not me.
Thats chara
>>698407992
>nice dubs yourself
wont die if i can find a remotely similar esdeathish domme for myself one day even if she is 3dpd
COCK TRIBUTE THREAD:
Post pictures to get COCK Tributed (COCKED on) and do some requests yourself. Everyone contribute for a good thread.
PIC RELATED - I will fulfill a few requests so post the pics you want COCKED on
Cock her, she has some dick sucking lips.
>ctrl F omegle, nothing
OMEGLE THREAD!
Set your tags to Feminism, Tumblr, and Reddit. Say your name is Dan, post results.
k
bump
>>698391324
woo, its been awhile.
bbb
BEST NUDE GAME
Rules:
1. Post a pic of your girlfriend/wife/ex clothed with a number.
2. Posters then make requests and if the last number in the post # matches, OP must then deliver requested pic.
3. If no number in girl pic post then poster must deliver on all requests.
4. 1 roll per post
5. Comment on girl you are rolling on (What u want to do to her / why you like or hate her)
Let the Games begin
# 5
>>698406633
full body
>>698407042
reroll to get the thread going
Tits
>>698406633
Tits
One celeb to fuck thread v. II
>>698407478
Based stew
>>698407478
claimed
Accidental Nude thread?
>>698392665
I like it!
>>698392665
Bump
bump
/b what's your fetish?
weird tits
Traps and latex mainly. 2d or 3d is good.
>>698398809
Midget Cher impersonators.
Share pictures of my girl naked
Tinder thread.
post stories, experiences, and good pick up lines.
>>698395599
>doesn't post his own story
I met a Native American girl on tinder. We banged the first night we met, also she bit my lips and next hard. I'm super surprised I didn't get an std. Also she turned out to be psycho, fucked up my next relationship bad, smoked dmt some months later and seems to have lost her mind completely
>>698396006
Neck not next
I've got a literal fuck ton I have plied to and matches just sitting. Don't really care for the most part. Tinder bitches come and go
>>698396532