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How should I kill myself /b/
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>>674650522
sharpie in pooper
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Do a flip faggot
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>>674650522
You shouldn't we love you anon
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>>674650522
with a gun, you fucking faggot

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R34 another one
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Hiiii cuties, my name is Vicky and I am new here. Add me on skype: victoria.a303
xo xo
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>>674649577
No thanks fat ass
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>>674649577
HOw about no.
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>>674649577
spread pussy close up pic. and all that

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Hulk Hogan has been awarded $115 million in his case against gawker publishing his sextape.
Gawker is dead, rejoice /b/.
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requesting picture of hulk leg dropping gawker
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>you now recall this

;3
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>>674646535
Good. Fuckers deserve it.
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gawker brought me here about 5 years ago, so thanks for that i guess

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ITT:Post your favorite album and have others guess things about you
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>>674650283
Do you get a lot of pussy?
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>>674650573
No.
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>>674649701
You read the NME in 2008
You're shy
Low wage
Uses public transport a lot

Thick Asian thread anyone?
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>>674645229
She is like IMA KILL YA
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please continue
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Heres some more
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hi id like to see more butts. asians are very light skinned and when they have big butts i think its just the dandiest thing in the whole world.

Need honest advice. I'm 22 y.o virgin. Starting to bother me.
>Wondering if I should just get an escort and maybe i won't give that much of a shit about it anymore?
> Will I regret doing this?
>I've had 2 gfs but haven't had sex with either of them.
>I've pretty much done everything with them except sex. (one was a long time gf but due to her being religous, shewanted a 'commitment' before we have sex and the whole thing made me question whether I wanted to marry someone that religious.
>Other girl was only for like 3 weeks. We did get in bed ready to have sex but my fucking dick wouldn't stay hard enough to put a condom on and so that night it just didn't happen. That same night she asked me how many times I've had sex before (she didn't know I was a virgin bc i didnt tell her), and so I awkwardly told her. She seemed shocked but she said its okay and all. Then since my dick couldn't get up and I was tryina stay cool by playing with her titties and shit, but she was like I think my grandpa is gonna wake up soon so you should probably leave (she lives in their basement, it was like 4 am by that point).
>Should I have lied to her and just give her a random number of ppl i had sex with? I just wanted to be honest but I'm pretty sure her finding out is the reason we never dated after that.
>So what the fuck do i do?
>Do I wait for another girl who I can get naked and just lie about virginity if i get asked?
>Should I just call a fucking whore tonight and get this done with?
>I'm srs guys. Tell me your stories. If you lost ur virginity to a hooker, did u regret it or does it not bother u?
>Help a bro out
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>>674647748
read the first two sentences.
i purchased 3 hookers.
buy the decent quality ones ,wear a condom and your good
THATS IT
now buy the hooker and shut the fuck up
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>>674647748
Are you sure your straight? Was grandpa's girl hideous or something? Why couldn't you get a boner dude
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Bump for interest due to similar reasons
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>>674647748
i lost my virginity at 17 with the girl i'm with today, we've been together for almost 3 years. it was something special for me, i will remember it forever. what you did wrong is that you didn't tell her sooner. you'll find the right girl to be honest with

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No porn webm thread?
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Stories Like this?
>Be 12 never felt any sexual fantasies
>Go over to (Girl) friends house
> She was pretty nice and innocent
>she had a younger sister
>Parents are out for dinner
>She tells me to come over to the house computer
>She Opens up Pornhub
Continue?
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>>674645634
Yeah, nigger
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go on.
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>>674645634
fuck off, your thread is shit already
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Moar yo

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>>674648618

Fucking MOAR.
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I'm not good at xrays but I support this thread.
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>>674649521
Fuck...... More please!!

/b/ I propose to you this simple challenge:

Name one thing that women do better than men. It has to be something that both genders can do, so no giving birth, etc

I been thinking hard about this and can't name even one.

>inb4 image related
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Lie

Manipulate

Cheat

Nag

Complain

Overdramitize
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>>674649551
New rule: name something that women do better than men that is POSITIVE
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Yelling
Accusing the inocent
Eating
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>>674649746

Clean shit up

Make sandwiches

Fix hair and makeup

Kill the unborn

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Restarting the desktop thread image count was reached. Same rules no cleanup.
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Also for those who were asking here is the original image from my desktop
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well this seemed to die fast.
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>>674649008

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Could this rash be from poison oak? I haven't been oaked before and the images online aren't useful as they are mostly bulging pustules. I went for a walk today in Austin, TX, for reference.

Does anyone know if a compiled side by side photo resource "poisonous bush | rash you'll get" in existence?

Thanks.
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here's a closer look. sorry about the poor lighting.
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>>674645987
OP here. Also, the dotted parts aren't raised or pus-filled.

I've treated it with some oral benadryl and some topical bendadryl.
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>>674645987
better question: Why do you have a mini-ass halfway up your thigh?
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>>674646391
ha! perhaps it is an indentation left by the seam of my yoga pants.

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/b/ my wife is filing for divorce on monday.

we separated in april of 2015 and in that time she fucked 3 other guys, and the whole time i was under the impression that she just needed space and that she wanted to fix things.

i've fucked another girl since and i'm hooking up with another tonight but when she broke the news that she was filing for divorce on monday it just killed me inside.

please tell me i'm a faggot and that i shouldn't be subjecting myself to such pitiful angst for getting cucked.
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>>674646569
You are a faggot and you shouldn't be subjecting yourself to such pitiful angst for getting cucked.

There, better now?
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yep youre being a faggot, life will be okay and the sooner you start the sooner you can forget her as a distant memory, cum buckets down this chicks throat tonight for glory
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>>674646569
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>>674646569
Separation is hard, until she actually filed for divorce there was still hope there, no matter how much she hurt you, deep down you know you still love her

Same thing happened to me 11 years ago my friend, it still hurts me to think she doesn't return my calls/emails/letters, I've wrote to her every single day for 11 years and i've yet to receive a reply, i figured there was a mixup with the mail until around 2008 and now i just do it out of habbit

>tfw i pay for recorded delivery of a standard letter so i know she is getting the letters

How beta am i /b?

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come get dubs, /b/ros
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Check em
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dubs? why not trips?
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how long is the video
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>>674648533
fuck, dubs.

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You Bernie cucks are such fucking faggots.
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Thanks.
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>>674648807
ARE
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>>674649119
YOU

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I have a few hours to kill this weekend /b/, recommend me some movies.

Last one I enjoyed.
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This one too.
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Obligatory
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>>674649181
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American Psycho

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Yo i just got Clip studio paint. Shit is cash. Critique my comic. Ye, left to right ya weebs.

Side note. ONE is my inspiration. i got that aesthetic down if i do say so myself.
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Guise.

What if there were skeletons....

I N S I D E O F U S
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>>674648545
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>>674648545
that's just a myth... right?
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I'm glad they don't exist

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The time has come pokefags. The rules are as follows: last two or three digits is your pokemon. If the third digit is even, only use the last two digits. If it's odd, use the last three. If the last three digits are more than 721, roll again. Let's see what you've got /b/.
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>>674646912
Nidoking GET
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Rollllll
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rollan
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Snorlax

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