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I have a few hours to kill this weekend /b/, recommend me some movies.
Last one I enjoyed.
This one too.
Obligatory
>>674649181
American Psycho
Probably a little overused by now, but here.
Yo i just got Clip studio paint. Shit is cash. Critique my comic. Ye, left to right ya weebs.
Side note. ONE is my inspiration. i got that aesthetic down if i do say so myself.
...ONE is that you?
Guise.
What if there were skeletons....
I N S I D E O F U S
>>674648545
>>674648545
that's just a myth... right?
I'm glad they don't exist
The time has come pokefags. The rules are as follows: last two or three digits is your pokemon. If the third digit is even, only use the last two digits. If it's odd, use the last three. If the last three digits are more than 721, roll again. Let's see what you've got /b/.
>>674646912
Nidoking GET
Rollllll
rollan
Snorlax
How dangerous is it to be a mercenary fighter pilot? I want to help destroy ISIS.
Well, since mercenary fighter pilots don' actuallyt exist, probably pretty safe.
Yes they do exist. Google or bing or yahoo it or use whatever search engine you use. Most likely duckduckgo because only /b/tards use it.
>>674646881
>mercenary fighter pilot
The only place on the planet that could possibly maybe be a thing is for ISIS themselves if they manage to find any more planes.
You'll be pretty safe in your basement.
>>674646881
Good luck with that, retard.
Not OP. But while we're on the topic, I'm very much thinking of joining YPG or one of the many mercenary groups fighting against Isis. I was denied by the military due to a few scars (got them from a dirt bike) and I feel I need to fight for something before I die. Would any of you advise? Also can I just move to Russia then, become a citizen and join their military? Or will they deny me too for not being born there?
drawthread
meh
Hi
hear i am
Yo i just got Clip studio paint. Shit is cash. Critique my comic. Ye, left to right ya weebs.
Side note. ONE is my inspiration. i got that aesthetic down if i do say so myself.
>>674648916
![[Rule 34] Gravity Falls 1 (GIF).gif](https://i.imgur.com/izP2qPG.gif "[Rule 34] Gravity Falls 1 (GIF).gif")
Hello, faggots.
It's me. The OP from before that promised to upload 10 sex videos and 100 nude pictures of my 19 year old ex-girlfriend if /b/ can successfully count to 10.
I was thinking of abandoning hope and the idea that /b/ can actually pull it off but I'll give you guys a second chance. If this still doesn't work, you only have yourselves to blame.
Let the counting mayhem begin.
1
>>674648954
Thank god OP came back!
Don't go yet OP! Don't lose hope on us. We can do it. Just give us time to weed out the morons who won't cooperate.
>>674648954
>abandoning hope and the idea that /b/ can actually pull it off
I bet YOU'll pull it off
With your lips
where can I find Hulk Hogan's sex tape? Asking for a friend.
>>674645442
Why nigger
>>674646174
just one of those things you gotta watch before you die
>>674645442
>tfw I shooped that pic
>>674645442
THE QUESTION IS ARE YOU READY FOR THE SEX TAPE OF ALL SEX TAPES
THE GRAND SLAMAROONI
THE REAL MACARONI
BECAUSE IM GONNA GIVE IT TO YA
>>674646288
10 inch penis
Tard Stories
>be me
>be sixteen at school
>after school
>my qt3.14 crush is sitting in front of the school waiting to be picked up
>finally work up the courage to talk to her
>talk to her
>things are going actually pretty good
>ohfuckyeah.png
>suddenly a roar the likes of Godzilla can
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Haaa..good one
>>674648199
%triforce
%triforce
GET FUCKED
>>674648199
[zalgo] Hello [/zalgo]
You boner you lose. No pedos please
>>674648193
Bump
>>674648193
>>674648193
The rules are you start with a dump.
Also, good luck, I can only get hard if I really want to nowadays.
>>674648193
>>674648392
Hey /b/, trying to find a song. Not even sure if it counts as a song but it sounds like it's from 70's and 80's era and it starts with someone talking about making good music.
It then goes into a instrumental after the singer says "and it goes a little something like this"
the song probably only goes on for about 2 mins, i could be wrong about that though.
Sounds familiar, just type lyric search into google and use one of those sites. That's how I always do it.
The Devil Went Down To Georgia by Charlie Daniels
>>674642264
This probably, but I recall that being longer than a couple minutes
The doors
The soft parade?
>>674641959
tried that and I haven't gotten anything that fits
i get shit from Run DMC and Thomas Rhett
>>674642264
nope, it starts off as someone talking about making great music or something along those lines and then it goes into this breakdown of all the instruments that were used during the explanation of making great music
>>674642734
similar style
Dump your simpsons memes
>Where can I get some damn tang
Who is the niggest?
Can /b/ successfully count to 10?
1
2
3
4
5
What's in the box /b/?
Thats not a box, fuckface.
>>674645160
That's a bag you assbag
>>674645160
what fucking box are you talking about, you fucking retard?
A shoe box (inside the bag)
>>674645160
Rate my gap.
10
>>674645605
Spread it so we can get a proper view for a rating
>>674645605
Need a better pic.
>>674645605
Damn that's an ass that would look good with hand prints all over it
>>674645605
moar/10
Bear with me here....
Does anyone cut fairly loosely just kinda move their shaft skin back and forth to masturbate rather than simulate actual intercourse by using a shit ton of messy lubricant and moving the hand fully up and down the shaft?
Anyone at all?
I've always done this and it's just worked for me. It's never led to any issues.
bump
I need to know
tell me you fucking niggers, I know you're out there
Yep. I do this
Yes, I do it too
hang on, i'll have to call the bitch i have to do that for me.
Hey, ask a guy how he feels after the worst nosebleed of his life
Was the coke worth it
>>674645648
Do you feel fine now anon?
>>674645996
Never done it, never will
>>674646044
Nose is itchy, but yeah, other than that
>>674645648
Why the nosebleed?
>>674646188
Dunno, got home and decided to whack it. 5 min later, blood everywhere. Bathroom looked like a crime scene
Strangest porn webms or gifs you've seen thread...
trying the think of the weirdest porn related clips that you think wouldn't exist but they do
Bump!!!
Sadly lost everything when my ssd died or I'd contribute. This is the closest thing I have so far
Self bump!
Name My Band..
>>674646013
The 4 faggots and 1 bad dresser
>>674646013
The Friendzone
nigger
The Funeral Crashers
4 faggots and a faggot
