roast/degrade thread,
would u fuck or not? if yes describe how.
reply for reply
>>681969508
Is that your mom? She's fuckable I guess.
>>681969508
your moms hot
The girlfriend
>>681969805
in mouth.
were the grl from ?
Gonna re-dye my hair today, trips picks new color
op will delivar
pic related, it's the shitty puce-brown color my hair has turned after months of not giving a shit about it
Pink
>>681971644
Ever heard of naruto?
rainbow
>>681971644
Nazi blonde
Pink and green
finishing dump
>>681971461
Monitoring
>>681971461
>>681971618
>>681971696
>>681971738
Go on
A zombie apocalypse began, the object to your left is your only weapon, HOW FUCKED ARE YOU?
Pretty fucked
I have an SKS to the left of me under my bed. And about 700 rounds of 7.62x39 in my closet. I'm good.
>>681970861
Vape. I'm ok.
>>681970861
Starcraft II Collector's Edition James Raynor Dogtag USB drive
>it's cool but I'm fucked
In a zombie apocalypse you're fucked anyway
Dubs names my rig
Throat cancer
>>681971172
Fragile-ass long-john
>>681971172
unnecessary
Unitard
>>681971172
Why the fuck do you have like 14 adapters on that thing.
Here's why US of A sucks.
Let's compare America with a socialistic country. Let's take Sweden.
Sweden:
> Higher average net income despite much higher taxes
> Education is free, including college
> School meals up to college
> Healthcare is free
> Dental care is free for minors
> Average education level is higher then US
> Crime rates
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>>681970621
>>681970456
the one key difference you fail to mention is struggle.
in america we have to struggle to achieve greatness. this weeds out the week and allows greatness.
if life is to easy then everyone is mediocre.
>>681970456
but..but Murica will be gr8 gain
>>681970798
This. You swedes will devolve and then we'll see just how long your civilization lasts.
It's Saturday and you're on 4chan? Why aren't you hanging out with your friends?
I'm 45 .. I don't have any..
>>681968433
You guys are my friends
DOING THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tXApeDnlAE
I'm at work
All my friends left town in search of work. I work here, and I'm stuck here. Don't have any new friends outside work.
COCK TRIBUTE THREAD:
Post pictures to get COCK Tributed (COCKED on) and do some requests yourself. Everyone contribute for a good thread.
PIC RELATED - I will fulfill a few requests so post the pics you want COCKED on.
Anyone want to do cock some pics in private via email? email me souichieo @ gmail
>>681972446
So just how much has traffic for the website increased with you shilling for it on /b/ every fucking day?
Can /b/ count to 5 and a half to get nudes of my ex?
1
2
3
4
5
And a half
Pay up bitch
3
>>681970423
Great pics last thread, anon.
Hi /b/
Would you fuck this chick?
How and why?
Be honest / detailed.
>>681971645
i need to see tits first
Waifu claiming thread.
Boat edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Fubuki claimed
>>681971100
Kill yourself.
>>681971175
I failed with the image limit sorry ^^ but I wouldn't kill myself just because an anon on the Internet says it
>>681971100
>naps are NOT a good idea
but they are
>sachi claim
>>681971100
>>681972141
I agree with Sachii. Naps are great.
Shizuru get!
>claiming yume
>i wake up for another sing-songy sunshiney funday
>i stretch and yawn as I rip my daily wakey gas, the feeling of liquid splattering against my Magic School Bus undies makes me proud
>i haul myself out of bed, kissing my Rei Ayanami body pillow good morning, but my legs buckle out from under my generous frame
>oh well! I guess I'll have to be a Roly Poly from now on
>i roll over to my GBP chart and check it
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>>Only saving 5 GBP
Pleb
>>681962845
11/10 GBP story, good job. I'd share you some of my GBP but I'm saving mine up for grocery day
>>681962845
This didn't piss me off like most autism, it made me really sad for some weird reason. Like I feel... a weird depression. Strange.
I'm not sure who I feel sorrier for - OP or the mother.
>>681963722
Pity the autist, feel horrible for the mother.
Food you frequently consume?
Cereal
Your mothers cunt.
Salad, bcuz I am trying to become unfat
6 scrambled eggs
Daily
And nothing else.
I'm dying /b/
i eat a fuckton of roasted peanuts and oat.
Also like 1 to 3 eggs every day
Bananas n grapes
No joking, are jews bad people?
I always felt jews were unfairly hated. Every jew I met was nice, helpful but the cheap stereotype IS 100% real.
The more I learn about communism, crooked unions, etc the more I feel like I've been fooled all these years.
What's the truth /b/?
pic unrelated
I have an awesome jew friend who i just make holocaust jokes to all the time. If their not greedy their usually 10/10 friends
the Jewish are a scapegoat for anything that goes wrong for a lot of people so I would say they are unfairly hated. it's ridiculous to believe that the Jewish are the root cause of everything that goes wrong and besides that thinking that a whole lot good for Germany plummeting them into War debt. it's all social psychology though with authority. if you strip people away from their individual identity and have them believe and some notion that the authority is pushing then it's easy to persuade a bunch of people into radical mindsets like the Jewish being inherently evil
Well, I've been listening to a podcast, "You must remember this", it's about Hollywood history. Right now, she's doing the black list and communist screening. A lot of the commie subversives were jews and she is very pro commie/jew in her presentation.
Then, I find out Lenin was a jew and supposedly Marx. What's up with that?
>jews are o.k guys!
>Israhell
choose one
I hate jews the way most of the world hates Americans
I have nothing against individuals, BUT, as a group, I cant pretend they arent ruining the world and actively promoting evil
i got in to my neighbors wifi and going to rename it.
dubs decide what i should rename it to.
currently it's just a shit name "WIFIADAPTER923402"
>>681969655
"PASSWORD IS " and the the actual password
"supniguuindarongneogbohood"
mhhm FuckJews88
superfag
Tell my Wifi love her
you guys know how to play
>>681965671
>rill
>>681965671
rerolling
rule
Roll!!!
Girls you know who you want to fuck - family edition. Pic related from my sister's insta
another
my cousin, she sent me this on snapchat, then a message saying 'ive seen you staring at this, like what you see?'
>>681968797
>>681968755
she didnt post a full nude to insta
but if this is your sister keep sharing
>>681968896
i told her yes, and she sent nudes which she wouldnt let me sc, but a few weeks later she let me save this, and ive been fapping to it for days just because of the aerola pretty much
/b/ does anyone else chew on their fingers like this? Ive had a massive problem with this since I was in early Middle school and its very embarrasing. Im 22 now and I think I chew on my fingers even worse now. My thumbs get the blunt of of the chewing, but I chew on all my fingers. Whenever I find loose skin, I chew it off. I make myself bleed and even if it hurts, ill rip the skin off to the fiber where its bright red. The picture in the op is not mine, but I will post a picture of my fingers in a few minutes to show you what im talking about. Everyone I know thinks its strange
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yup, not as hardcore as the picture you posted but to a point.
I do too. Just npt as bad as that pic tho. Goddamn that looks painful.
I only bite nails, im 34 now, i can not recall ever to have had normal nails.
I can not stop, I think it is some kind of insecurity thing, it gets worst at job when I have to do some major and complex programmering. Not that I am bad at my job, but it is just something deep inside that keeps going, what if you cant and then i bite my nails.
>>681969406
Sad thing is, my fingers have been in worse condition than my op before. As of right now my fingers are in an a less damaged condition. When theyre wet, you can really see the damage. Im waiting for my phone to charge so I can take a pic.
>>681969260
I've lately been trying to stop biting my nails. I've never done it as bad as that, but have often caused bleeding because I couldnt hold back. Main reason to stop is girls dont like to be fingered by Edward Hangnail-Hands.
Traps/CD thread
>>681970595
thank god. i wasnt done fapping.