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Hey b I fantasize about my cousin. I dream of fucking her feet and she dominating me.
>>674678542
why....?
>>674678955
Because she is pretty
>>674678542
Get outside more.
>>674679005
why not just rape her?
Would you let her peg you with a 7 inch strap on?
Wanna see her naked?
Ya
In what way are you related
Moar?
>>674679232
No. Thanks.
Found a fairly rare finger box today at a thrift store. It was still in its package.
>>674677347
Wow! Nice find bud
>>674677347
holy shit :O good job OP
>>674677347
Jesus Christ, the only thing more beat up than that packaging are the roast beef mud flaps that surrounds the STD pit that is your mother's vagina
>>674677347
What do you personally use to clean it I haven't had much luck with anything really, I found my grandfathers after he passed and restored the outside but after much use it's become dirty again
>>674678482
Not OP but I find that a dry cloth with some wood polish usually gets the job done and gives it a nice sheen
Is fox truly the best? Or could the perception be completely wrong?
could there be something fundamental that could change about the meta and suddenly he's forced below someone (not spacies or marth).
Or are the tier lists really just a farce?
Opinions pls
I question this because I use this motherfucker, and get a little discouraged when people tell me to just pick fox or a top tier.
I spy a Fox thread!
>>674678704
Don't feel discouraged. I pick kirby
>>674678401
Nahhh, falcos the way to go
lazers can beat about anybodys defense so ya
>>674679020
I want to make yoshi #1, but everyone seems to tell me that it's literally impossible to win a national.
So, my youth group (no debates. I don't care if you think i'm a moron) has a Shasta vending machine but we don't have a key for it and it's locked with an Abloy lock. Is there a way to get into it without breaking or drilling anything? (pic is not our machine, but one like it.)
/g/ wasn't really helpfull
>>674676979
call a lock smith
>>674677201
CALL THE LOCKSMITH
>>674676979
obviously you get a set of fucking lockpicks. go to youtube, look up a video about how to pick locks you dumb asshole. if it's mechanical, you can pick it with lockpicks. probably just rake it tbqh fam
There are indeed combinations for this machines especially cocacola to type in found a bunch of it on the deep web
Trips for the bitches tits
>>674677481
Your fucking autistic for thinking anyone is gonna work that hard for some whore ass looking bitches tits.
>>674677481
begging for replies is worse than aids ya fuckin queer.
I know you're not going to deliver, but check 'em anyways faggot.
rolling.
>>674677481
Sure.
GEEK
FAAG
CUNT
DRAG
>>674675596
FUCK
NEED HELP ASAP!
GF Broke up with me and blocked me on Instagram, I want to see if she posted a picture with another guy as we are supposed to talk soon. Does anyone know how to get through a private instagram?
>>674677665
throw a brick at your computer screen. this should break through the privacy wall
>>674677665
Just forget about her. She doesn't love you as much as you love her obviously.
They're already fucking
Move on
Make a throwaway account you fuckwit
Username?
Pics you've saved thread. If you see someone post a girl you've saved more of, post them.
any1 have more?
Teens?
>>674676901
MODS
>>674676901
MODS
>>674677048
>>674677115
fuck u faggots
Aaaannnnnddd if gone...
>>674677175
MOD u pedo
Where are you
Add movinonup2 plz thanks
Add me @paytonamore13
>>674673553
Add jn132220 I'll help
MODS MODS MODS
Add grassyaz please
Get thread.
>>674678161
333 get
>>674678294
kanye dubs bb
I'm high af, /b/, help me trip out and have my mind melt down and shit.
I feel good af m80s
Anyways, stoner thread and good time in this one, boys. Be at peace and enjoy life. Drop all cancerous uses of 'fag' and 'be an hero'.
Just chill.
>>674676393
Good feeling gone. Disgusted and scarred now.
>>674675975
dont tell me what to do fag
>>674676557
Hi /b/, I'm a 33 year old virgin...I was thinking about taking a week vacation to Pattaya, Thailand to lose my virginity...but what would I say to a thai girl? I'm scared to even talk to girls here in america.
how the fuck would I get laid?
>>674674752
Those are all men you disgusting faggot.
Also, walk up to a girl and ask "how much?"
Thailand is trans. Try Vietnam for that persuasion. Or Kazakhstan for gorgeous Asian/Russian women
>>674674970
I'm really butt-fuckin ugly, what if she ignores me?
>>674674752
>>674675448
Let's be honest, you chose to be in that self-abusive mental cage you've made for yourself OP, and you find comfort in that. Especially when the thought of taking initiative for yourself comes to mind. Just fall back on what you know and understand your whole life, it's not like you're going to suddenly change your outlook.
Men actually have it quite easy for this. Women are so shallow that the reqs are super low. All you need to do is /r/malefashionadvice and be confident
My husband is selfish in bed
Pic related- it's me
No matches on google... Timestamp?
gonna need a timestamp
>>674677021
does he hog the blanket?
>>674677021
>it's me
time stamp
OP got a timestamp?
Any chance of fitting a 2nd data drive or SSD in my laptop
>>674678221
Riddle me this, Fido: where the fuck do you think it would go?
>>674678221
just get larger capacity drives you knob
>>674678402
Waa thinking an ssd for OS and a data drive for general shit
>>674678221
get a new laptop you pleb. Lenovo g505?
meh
>>674678221
Remove cd drive, swap for sata tray.
If you're not eating a plant-based diet, you're slowly killing yourself.
Why are you so afraid of going vegan?
Because OP told me to and he's a faggot. Never listen to OP.
Because we don't wanna look like a bunch of attention seekers like vegans.
Just eat some delicious meet you stuck up little pussy
>>674677813
Animals eat the plants and I eat the animals. Basicly its a plantbased diet.
Have fun dying of bloat.
Mexican thread putos
FUCK DONALD TRUMP
FUCK TRUMP
>>674676939
que pedo putos
si alguien la conoce posteo sus nudes
>>674676939
who the fuck cares about mexicans?
I'm not a trump supporter but boy o boy do I hate Mexicans.
Big dicks only, if your dick is under 7 inches, don't fucking bother posting in this thread. You're pathetic and no woman wants a small dick.
![unknownpuke[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bAXw0Us.jpg "unknownpuke[1].jpg")
That thing is pretty disgusting
>inb4 you jelly
Nop, but maybe go see a doctor
>>674671827
Are you gonna post one that's at least 7 inches or..?
Check it
>>674671827
Are you Australian? Cuz that thing looks like a Boomerang
Well, I just measured mine. 6.5 inches. Guess I cant post, but at least I know that's at least a little above average. This was a weird confidence booster.
I'm a newfag of about a year. I just want to thank /b/ for keeping me from becoming an hero. Now. WEBM thread?
