Hey faggots, how do you keep yourself from an hero when you have no gf?
>>674677221
how bout'cha whack that 5 inch stick in your pants
>>674677221
I show off my body on the internet and revel in the compliments.
>>674677221
I dress as a girl and fap, at least I can simulate female presence like this.
sometimes I pull on some stockings and panties and pretend to be a girl. When I get tired of the show I reveal the D and have my kek. Trick is to single out the straights.
"You Love, You Lose" thread
sky edition
please does anyone have those 2 files that leaked five hours ago of Terry Richardson sticking his dick in the ass of Trump's daughter?
i saw them but forgot to save them :(
ASK SATAN ANYTHING
(please for your own sake be nice with satan when you ask questions)
1. ok
2. yes
3. see 5
4. ask something else
5. im not answering this
6. probably
7. never
8. oh my god
9. lol ok
0. not answering sorry
does she love me
should i buy the new graphic card
Is OP truely a faggot
>>674680200
Я блядь помею успех в этом бизнесе?
Draw Thread
Delivering Abomination
How many of you guys would nut inside of that mouth?
Cute pics of hairfu?
>>674681152
No assaultron butt?
I need $1500 for medical expenses. insurance won't cover. no family to turn to. no credit card.
wut do?
will give cookie to most feasible response
Rob the cash booth at a grocery store or some similar place. Typical money from that would be $500 so just do it 3 or 4 times at places a little ways away from each other.
Sell xanax bars
>Insurance won't cover my medical expenses!!!
>Posts picture of John Q
Come on, OP. The answer is right in front of your face.
One way ticket to Vegas
Why can't I: a Tall, Funny, Smart, Straight, White man in college get any grills?
I have so many legitimate talents,
and am probably in the 6-8/10 range,
and yet I have never had a girlfriend...
what am i doing wrong?
>>674677136
Picture would help, we're all friends here...
>>674677136
older photo
>>674677648
shit
>>674677648
Is the first pic you?
What makes black men so appealing for white women?
makes daddy angry
>>674676371
I don't think that's it
>>674676371
This, unbridled masculinity, their narrative as the underdog/outlaw in American history, the forbidden fruit
>>674676281
Sometimes I see posts like this and I want to answer with something racist for the lulz even though I'm not actually racist.
But that would be easy. Then I realize that's what separates me from the rest of you animals. Being an asshat is easy and you fucks love low-hanging fruit.
kik slut thread. post em
Jackywurstbrot
Bump
Kitareddyy
Indian babe into black cocks
>>674678033
Pretty sure that's a guy
Holy fuck, /b/ has turned into a pool of nothing but vaginas and shafts. They should just rename this fucking board /prn/ and move it to the adult section. I know they always say: "/b/ hasn't changed", well /b/ finally changed to nothing but one massive jerk-fest.
But it hasn't changed though. You newfags can keep acting like you know what /b/ is and you will be wrong. There have always been those three or four good threads a day but nothing else. It's funny because most of you guys belong on reddit, you don't want gore, cp, loli, traps, or porn of any kind. And now people are saying they don't ylyl and cringe threads. Trust me you won't find any of that on reddit. So nothing is stopping you. Fucking leave. We aren't bending to your needs.
>>674678006
A valiant effort to seem like an oldfag. Too bad you utterly misunderstood my point, at least back in the day, you earnt your fap material.
>>674678337
No you fucking didn't. Like I said you need to leave if you don't like it.
>>674678502
See that proves my point more, if you actually were an oldfag, you'd remember having to work for the fap. Not like now where all of it is spoon fed to you.
First three words that come to mind
>>674679770
is that Sneaky from c9?
thats gay nigga
>>674679770
kill
yourself
faggot
>>674679770
Want to bang
Ohio wins
>>674675233
who you got op?
/k_zJNe
440 vola link
>>674676344
>>674675233
check'd dubs
need lucy canepa or katie rosiu
330 nordonia here
Boyfriend for my wife?
I need help is a mfm relationship ok or am I am idiot?
You're getting cucked and you know it
>>674678475
No he actually is in jail...
They haven't even kissed
She wants him to join the relationship when he gets out.
>>674678770
You're going to be cucked and you know it
>>674678770
Guarantee you she's cheated before, your wife's a slut who just wants you to be okay with her getting fucked by other men
You love, you lose CONT.
Old threads:
#1 >>674669522 https://archive.is/8rsvU
#2a >>674668846 https://archive.is/mg1gb
#2b >>674669522 https://archive.is/IFEiV
#3 >>674677583 https://archive.is/O2kHC
Hayley Atwell
Louisiana thread, houma here
>>674678668
wtf is your picture about?
I was born in Houma
Twin peaks slut
>>674678927
What do you live under a rock or something?
That's the coveted gigantic turd coin award.
Ok /b/, what's your go-to method of choice to get to sleep fast?
>>674677237
Lie on the couch and watch a slightly interesting show but nothing i would try to stay awake to see
Fap
Try to stay awake as long as possible
This should take you out in about 30 minutes
Hey b I fantasize about my cousin. I dream of fucking her feet and she dominating me.
>>674678542
why....?
>>674678955
Because she is pretty
>>674678542
Get outside more.
>>674679005
why not just rape her?
Wanna see her naked?
Ya
In what way are you related
Moar?
Found a fairly rare finger box today at a thrift store. It was still in its package.
>>674677347
Wow! Nice find bud
>>674677347
holy shit :O good job OP
>>674677347
Jesus Christ, the only thing more beat up than that packaging are the roast beef mud flaps that surrounds the STD pit that is your mother's vagina
>>674677347
What do you personally use to clean it I haven't had much luck with anything really, I found my grandfathers after he passed and restored the outside but after much use it's become dirty again
Is fox truly the best? Or could the perception be completely wrong?
could there be something fundamental that could change about the meta and suddenly he's forced below someone (not spacies or marth).
Or are the tier lists really just a farce?
Opinions pls
I question this because I use this motherfucker, and get a little discouraged when people tell me to just pick fox or a top tier.
I spy a Fox thread!
>>674678704
Don't feel discouraged. I pick kirby
>>674678401
Nahhh, falcos the way to go
lazers can beat about anybodys defense so ya
So, my youth group (no debates. I don't care if you think i'm a moron) has a Shasta vending machine but we don't have a key for it and it's locked with an Abloy lock. Is there a way to get into it without breaking or drilling anything? (pic is not our machine, but one like it.)
/g/ wasn't really helpfull
>>674676979
call a lock smith
>>674677201
CALL THE LOCKSMITH
>>674676979
obviously you get a set of fucking lockpicks. go to youtube, look up a video about how to pick locks you dumb asshole. if it's mechanical, you can pick it with lockpicks. probably just rake it tbqh fam
