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Post quality memes
>>702548687
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDe13n_WpQA
>>702548687
ITT we try to crash 4chan by linking all our posts together
>>702548428
Let's do this
>>702548527
>>702548428
>>702548638
>>702548527
>>702548428
LET'S DO IT
>>702548428
>>702548527
>>702548638
>>702548779
I want that (you)s
>>702548428
>>702548527
>>702548638
>>702548779
BURN IT DOWN
god-tier HipHop albums
post some good shiet
>>702542029
>god tier
>hip hop
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
>>702542205
/thread
>>702542205
Classical music pisses on all hiphop
>classical: intricate yet emotional music made by people who know their music theory
>hip hop: some dude talking over a repetitive beat
However if you like hip hop I don't hate you. I'm just sorry that you miss out on the finer things in life
>>702543398
MY OPINION REMAINS UNCHALLENGED! YOU KNOW IM RIGHT BITCHES pls respond im alone
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>>702544537
you do know that you have to be 18 to post here, right?
What went wrong?
>>702545810
Their heads and emotional state.
not a thing
>>702545810
You was born white sucka.
Society.
>>702545810
Shitty parenting combined with typical whiney american teenage edgyness
Whats up /b/. I just got out of jail. Why you ask? Because I got caught selling week for the 5th time. Got put in for 2 years. Best 2 years of my life. Op is not a faggot this time and im willing to go back to jail. Trips decide how I get put back. I am also going on the run for as long as I can for a bit of fun challenge. No murder or rape. Will stream the crime live. Start rolling faggots.
Weed* ffs....
Tax fraud
>>702545954
Burglarize a store during open hours.
>>702545954
(A)Child Porn
(B)Shit into your hand and throw it at a cop
(C)Reenact Harambe by pushing a nigger into the gorilla park at the zoo
Or
(D)Walk up to a black police officer and say
>Have you been rolling in too much mud pig?
Roll for these options anyone?
I'm done. I've been around long enough. I know it won't get better. It never does. It never will.
This is just sort of me leaving behind a note, so at least somebody knows. I don't care if you're all anonymous. Funny thing is, I don't feel any dread about it. All I feel is relief.
I know too much about humanity, the people snatching control of the world, and the future of mankind, and I am in no position to change any of it. Existence dictates that I just kind of let it happen to me. That is not going to happen.
4Chan was always my escape.
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>>702543397
Goodbye OP, it's been fun. (are you an heroing or just leaving b?)
You're a faggot either way
>>702543691
An heroing.
(I know I'm a faggot. Thanks for the laugh.)
>>702543820
how do you plan to do it?
>>702544047
I have a 9mm Taurus. Just cleaning it right now.
>>702544270
good choice, you gonna stream it or record it?
I'm going to post 3 webms. You have 10 minutes to vote (by replying to their post) on which one you want a mega link for the whole video. Starting now.
1/3
2/3
3/3
1
>>702547274
This one
>>702547485
plz
Rate me :)
>>702545099
were you abducted by aliens ?
>>702545099
togtfu bitch
>>702545099
Tits
Would let you swallow my cock
>>702545099
I'd hit it, but then again, I'm not picky, 6/10 kind of hard to tell without decent body shot.
Better give this a quick wobble before I let the clutch out.
>>702546352
yep thats what you do
And this thread is supposed to be abouuuuuuuut??????
>>702546352
Of course. Why wouldn't you? The wobblyness means it's in neutral.
Post yer knobblies
of course you wobble it. how else can you be sure it's in neutral??
Butterface
Wat
>>702545720
that's a not a butterface, thats a god damn sewer mutant from the Chernobyl exclusion zone.
Your 9th pic in your reaction folder us tfw you first saw /b/.
Piss on niggers
ITT: we list leaders that changed the world for the better.
Bump
>>702544558
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>702544558
>be me
>be 33 years old
>eat my boogers almost every single day
>never stopped since being a child
Any other booger eaters out there?
One potential benefit is that I truly never, ever get sick.
IM ABOUT TO PUKE IM GAGGING RIGHT NOW I JUST ATE A SANDWICH
yeah, I eat that shit too
Some additional info:
I have a gf. I have a job. Nobody knows that I still eat my boogers, not even my gf.
I'm only slightly worried about her finding out though.
I do that, too, but I still get sick sometimes
>>702545899
I have a job and a gf and I eat em too. I feel it /b/ro
![Sperm[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aWKHiYY.jpg "Sperm[1].jpg")
See this shit here? I'm goddam terrified of it -
Most bodily fluids actually, but sperm and shit are by biggest triggers for some reason.
Anyone have any stories or coping strategies? Imagine everytime you bust a nut you have to sterilize everything maticulously.
Feels bad man
>>702546526
For some reason everytime I jizz, it's slightly yellowish. I don't know if I should be concerned about that or not.
But I've got nothing op
Maybe dont do it on the floor like a regular human
>>702546771
come to think of it mine is pretty yellow, is your diet primarily dairy related?
>>702546771
See a fucking doctor m8
>>702546925
Nah. Just normal food shit far as I can tell. Nothing special
Happened to me at uni on friday
>start project work on mandatory course
>happen to be in same group with an attrctive girl
>after class follow her to uni cafeteria
>while queuing ask questions from girl but she is a bit quiet
>follow her to her table
>try to maintain conversation with her but she just browses her phone
>she leaves even though I have food left
"Oh anon, just be yourself and you will get any girl you want!" Fuck that and fuck women.
You autistic fuck
kek you fucking creep
>>702545410
Nigger your story sound like you just fedora clinged your self to her back and stalked her. Dont be your self you are an autistic faggot.
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>>702545410
Her thoughts "Jesus Christ I got stuck with this autistic beta orbiter for my project..." "Fuck is he really gonna follow me to the cafeteria? Maybe if I ignore him he'll get the hint"
>>702545869
"Obvi not"
Requesting small tattoo ideas
your penis
/thread
>>702545536
>/threading your own post
faggot
>>702545536
could have been funny if you didnt slash your own post, its just fucking embarrasing
R34
Discord server: https://discord.gg/MWjXjtq
Older anons pls help
40 here and when I piss there is always some left behind that I can't feel and don't know about until I look down and see a stain on my crotch
This started a few months ago I guess and now happens every god damn time
What other bullshit so I have to look forward to
>>702545148
Suicide is always an option
>>702545359
It's a stain on my pants faggot
Go blog about it
>>702545148
Drink some water you rancid swine
>>702545148
Get prostate checked. After pissing, push up with two fingers right behind your balls, use a bit of toilet paper to suck up the dribble.
Quit drinking
Quit smoking
Good luck.
>>702545148
'Merica
sandniggers moved in across the street
wat do?
>>702545777
checked
also frame them for terrorism offenses
blow yourself up, that'll teach 'em.
shit on a koran, push it through the letterbox
>>702546159
Kek at that image
>>702545777
Religious fanatics, terrorists, and general psychopaths, trying to implement beheadings in public, stone gay people to death, and blow up the world.
Americans and Muslims have so much in common to talk about.
YLYL thread
>>702544556
bitch
>>702544556
kys
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