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wie gehts?
was steht an?
warum ist OP so ein schwacher mensch und lässt sich von nem mädel das er nie wieder sieht runterziehen?
>>671650357
gar nix
nachher kram kaufen
weil op augenscheinlich ne schwuchtel ist
Deine Mama
>>671650750
studi?
da könntest recht haben, allerdings mädels ungleich schwuchtel
>>671650357
>wie gehts?
ganz gut, heute nichts zu tun
>was steht an?
rumgammeln
>warum ist OP so ein schwacher mensch und lässt sich von nem mädel das er nie wieder sieht runterziehen?
weil liebe eine droge ist und der entzug wehtut
fühle mit dir, bin auch in einer unmöglichen liebe drin gefangen (sie in unglücklicher beziehung mit kind und hat mir ihre liebe zu mir gestanden, ich will nichts kaputtmachen,...
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>>671650853
>mädels
die benutzen gar keine interwebz
Would you rather have a black girlfriend or a ginger?
>>671662341
Wait would the ginger be my girlfriend as well? It's not specified.
GINGER
>>671662341
Ginger all day, every day.
>>671662341
Ginger, obviously. Redheads are the best.
>>671662341
ginger.
>even a nigger would want a ginger.
Vote Bernie Sanders 2016. He will make America great again.
Vote potato 2016 he will make mashed potatos great again
He won't win. For some reason blacks are still voting for a women who considers them niggers.
>>671669507
Vote Free Stuff 2016, he will make stuff expensive again.
Over 18000 americans die every year because they can't get a hold of a doctor when they need it. Bernie wants universal healthcare, better lifes for the lower and middle income families. Isn't that a good thing?
Confirmation Americans a retards if you vote in Trump
Liar bigot and pussy.
>>671668930
Liberal cuck detected.
Go listen to your son tell you he's a transfemale quasi-african and you're cisscum privileged filth while Bernie announces he'll manifest free shit from you out of thin air with his super-duper high tech communist machine while niggers and refugees drop loads in your wife's cunt and you apologize for being white as they do it.
>>671668930
you know Trump has failed at everything, almost every business he's ever done. but publicity wise, is amazing. mostly because of one tv show.
>>671669046
You are seriously retarded. Your head is probably the size of a watermelon.
>>671669262
You seem upset. Consider therapy.
>>671669046
>2016 still uses communist as a slur
Hi /b/
FtM Transanon here. ITT will answer your questions about frankenpenis
how long til you kill yourself
>>671664749
Lol what a fucking abomination kill yourself
>>671664749
Do you still have the receipt?
>>671664749
What's frankenpenis favorite furniture ?
>>671664749
I've seen the reverse operation. How is this done?
post a girl you've posted on /b/ before...anons say if they've fapped to her cont.
>>671672602
hot as fuck...any moar?
anyone?
Anyone?
SCP thread
The last 3 numbers of your post is the number of the SCP you are going to face
How fucked are you?
>>671666054
Rawling
>>671666054
Rozzle
>>671666054
►Rolling!!
>>671666054
Roll
Rollan
What grinds your gears /b/?
Haven't seen one of these in a while. I'll start:
>young women in small cars that drive around like it's a ferrari
>micro managers
>compulsive liars that make up outlandish stories every day
>toxic sociopaths that have sweet talked everyone into their web of bullshit (i work with one)
>social media whores
>people that almost run you
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>buying a bunch of flowers that are just going to die in a week or two anyway
>pop punk fans
>extreme fandoms
>faggots, gay people are fine, but fuck faggots
>>671667114
blacks and oscars and everything else those pavement apes are trying to do to tarnish liberty
>equal rights
>wants special treatment
martin luther king suffered and died for peace and equality. not this stupid bullshit.
>people that live on social media and are genuinely addicted to "likes" (dat dopamine rush)
>narcissism on social media
>attention whoring on social media
>political and religious debates on social media
>social media debates in general
>>671667297
Agreed. Western cultures have nothing to fight about so we're all at war fighting over pointless cultural things like this shit. We are that privileged that issues are created just to shit stir.
>people that smoke weed every single day and are clearly fucked in the head from smoking so much (it does fucking happen)
>drug glorification
>people that brag about video games
>people that compare e-sports to real sports
Draw thread
happy edition
Sad Edition.
>>671656046
No, bad heretic!
I dont think we've properly met eachother, soo whats up?
>>671655952
Haha sorry Moku
Okay im heading to bed thread. I think my long post in last thread i gone. Anyway goodnight my friends. See ya tomorrow!
>>671656213
I'd hug you if i could.
Sleep well Veng, i read it.
>gf bread
Pic related
Fap to her, fags. Also have much more nd a video of her being a slut because of a lost bet with one of my friends outside the club. Bump for it.
Bumping cuz damn.
>>671666037
What u waiting for
not op here but here's my soon to be wife, pics from this week
>>671666696
carry on
>>671666485
what do you wanna see? 69 get vid
Europe is falling. Islam is it's conqueror.
بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم
Throughout history we have learnt one thing:
The only good westerner, is a dead westerner.
These "people" are the scum of the earth, literally preying on everyone else to fund their life of opulence. So far there has not been a brave enough contender to their vast empires except for Islam. Islam was the only culture to conquer them before, but it was our mistake as good Muslims we are, to let them live, thinking we can guide them toward righteousness.
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You're a faggot, OP
>Estimated % of muslims in Europe
6%
>Conquered
lmao what the fuck is this shit
Islam is the worst fucking religion out there
>>671663740
in reality, it's bait.
watch the haters come out now... kek
islam, still a better story then nazi's.
Roll Wizards! And let your wand choose you!
>the wang tchooz z teh wizzah 'arry
>>671658438
Lol rollin
>>671658771
neville wand? dude if this means I get to bang luna then FUCK YEAH
>>671658877
EVEN BETTER
gg
>>671658937
Grats!
And bump
ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS!
or dont
naw, i'll remain annonymous, or here i'll make one up.
>i had a baby
it was delicious.
>>671661328
aka
/tfg/
TUMBLR FAGS GENERAL
>>671661328
then it's not a secret anymore isn't it?
>>671661704
correct!
What's your fetish/kink?
How achievable is it?
Have you ever gotten to try it out?
I really love being an avatar fag for the hunger games and never getting banned. It really always turns me on.
I love claiming it's not a circlejerk too and having autism.
>>671647285
sex in public places...
pretty easy to achieve
I've had sex in movie theaters, public parks and gotten stealth handjobs on public transport
good shit
Kissing Sagittarius A*.
>>671647442
oh yeah, I once got an underwater handjob from my gf while in a hot tub with like 4 random, elderly strangers, at a gym
urethra penetration.
Trump supporters will defend this.
>>671663937
No, bc those fucking ''children'' should be deported as well.
>boo hoo I am far from my family
Yeah then go back to your own country lazy shit where they can have a nice family reunion back in their cell.
BUILD
>>671664123
THE
>>671664145
WALL
>>671663937
I support this... it's their own fault and a powerful image of theor agony will not change that. Also i dont see why the kids couldnt go to mexico to visit their mothers, if they are already allowed in the us
Post a girl you've posted on /b/ before. Anons say whether they've fapped to her before cont.
Anyone?
>>671663864
Saved her a few days ago
>>671664078
Ever fapped?
How about these?
Please help me /b/ who is this
IDK what i want to get
>>671653082
Roll
>>671653082
your mother
Rell
>>671653082
I'll bite... it's Emma Watson
/nzg/ - "Yeah, nah" Edition.
dunedin reporting in. post those nudes
Why are IDs even gone?
>>671662959
You haven't even fucking made it correctly you cuck stain.
don't fucking nzg this bullshit.
if you do, add a separate fucking nz/ new zealand.
fuck sakes you shit at making threads cunt.
Is ginga in this thread? I wish she'd call me a loser while I have a wank. You know you have bad self image when your sexual fantasy is being despised by a hot woman.
Gore thread? Gore and stuff
Is this stuff real
>>671653455
Thread continued from yesterday. First five trips decides what I do.
Stick 3 fingers in your ass and then lick them like the whore you are
WRITE your tits or pussy "wns"
Roll for writing Raptor Jesus on stomach
You gotta do a butt-sharpie pic
Open a snickers and put it inside ass. Wait for it to melt then shit it out.
