You are trapped in a room with a female for one whole year.
You have to have sex with her everyday, every morning ,afternoon and night.
The last 2 digits of your post decide her age. 00 gets a male the same age as the post below theirs.
No rerolls. Good luck.
>Rolling for pic related - perfect 18 year old babe
>>675174018
HELL YEAH NIGGA
motherfucker
Rollllll
oh lawd have mercy
Rate my gfs pussy
> imo 10/10
>>675170941
5/7
who are you quoting?
>>675170941
looks like a flesh wound
1/10
>>675170941
Tranny/10
Porn Webms
Looking for the one with a girl sitting on the couch playing video games. Her sister ask her to clean and she said he would if the girl kicked her pussy. She was wearing high white socks and was in her underwear wearing a jersey
>>675164750
need a slave like that in my life
wtf sauce
Summoning OP from previous thread, upload time should be almost complete.
Pic related
Pump
Gather round faggots, this is the story of Mark
>be me
>about 3rd grade
>pretty standard school
>tards were separated from normal kids
>all is balanced
>we get a new superintendent with a sperglord for a kid
>insists we allow tards to intermingle with everyone else
>whatever
now here's the thing, Mark was obsessed with multiplication. Nothing else, just multiplication. You could shoot the kid in the neck and he'd still be doing his tables
>see Mark absolutely engaged in his math
>see a small mistake
>go to correct him
>"hey mark, you shouldn't have carried this over"
>"here, let me help you"
mistake number one
>shithead starts breathing deeper
>like, really deep
>motherfucker sounds like a jet engine prepping for take off
>stands up and brings fists crashing down on desk with immeasurable speed
>lets out a mighty yell
>WWRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNGGG
>MfuckingFW
>I'm in shock, teacher looks pissed, class is scared to death
>mark looks me dead in the eyes
>tears and snot dripping down his face
>fists clenched, ready to lay the smackdown on anyone in his path
>and he does
>to fit the jet engine noises, Mark starts spinning post hast
>fist clips me
>that's all it took
>wraps around my chest, and starts beating the ever living fuck out of me
>kalima.gif
>I'm stuck to gostoso autismo as he tries in vain to rip me to shreds
>teacher eventually pries him off of me
>end up heading to hospital
>two cracked ribs and shit loads of bruising
>but we aren't over yet
I ended up seeing him across the school tons of times after, and I have more stories of him if you guys want
Go on.
There's just so much cancer on /b/ tonight, I could really use some quality greentext.
Yes
Was the math he did actually wrong?
>>675166304
Alright, gotta type it all up first though
>>675166338
yeah, nigger carried an 11 instead of a 1. i didn't think you can carry an 11
Decent thread so far, has promise, you can never go wrong with tard stories
ylyl thread
Old but gets me every time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0-YmJTf7WI
lel
>>675167392
lel
Deutschlandfaden! (Nachtedition)
Hereinspaziert!
>Fragen stellt ihr.
Opfas, was geht?
>>675166944
> Besitzt ihr eine Katze?
Wo bekomme ich in Cartagena am besten Kokain her?
Is north korea the best country ever? And why?
>>675170384
Wadda shite-hole
Supweam weeda wiw weed us to wictory
>>675170112
ITT: we wait for "it" AKA fucking nothing
>>675171174
le first XD
>>675171174
It will be another gigantic disappointment
>>675171382
Wow friend! xD Congratulations for le first!!!!!!!!1111!!1! :3 xD
Fb fap thread
Which one?
You are trapped in a room with a female for one whole year.
You have to have sex with her everyday, every morning ,afternoon and night.
The last 2 digits of your post decide her age. 00 gets a male the same age as the post below theirs.
No rerolls. Good luck.
>Rolling for pic related - perfect 18 year old babe
wish me luck lads
>>675171928
Sigh
>>675172046
fuck your no rerolls
ITT: We find suaces for unsauceable images. Sauce naow!!
omg what an angel, get me a pussy pic please
in this picture we can't see enought (but that we can see is that you had found such a perfect woman!) can you post more photos pls?
>>675165086
If someone points me to a source, I will post all I find.
>>675165945
ITT: We're Donald Trump
>>675169627
So You believe in Allah? nah get out.
>>675169627
>nobody knows it, but i'm secretly a poop grubber
Hey /b/ im making a new ps4 account , trips gets to choose my gamertag. I will show proof of the account after we get trips.
>>675164378
XxX_YourMomsWetDreamur_xXx
Imacuck
xX_Sausage_Snozzler_Xx
xX_Saddle_Sniffer_Xx
Can we get a milf thread up in here?
>>675164820
She isn't even 30
>>675164820
Kyla Cole never had kids either.
pls guys I (not OP) need this, hitting on a milf these days...
>>675164820
>this is a milf
Are you 12?
What do you drive, /b/?
>>675166971
ur mum
>>675167081
/thread
>>675166971
That better be bagged.
Does anyone else like imagining female qt soldiers getting shot and killed in combat?
I don't know what exactly it is, it's not really a sexual thing cause I don't get a boner from it but I really enjoy thinking about female soldiers dying. Particularly the noises they would make and their helpless cries of pain.
I remember being a kid and not liking to watch death scenes in movies because they gave me a boner. Now they don't and I don't really care. But when, for example, I played Half Life 2 and one of the female rebels got shot in the head and died I kind of liked it. Later on I would line up female citizens in Garrys Mod and shoot them or have them shot by powerful combine soldiers just to hear their moans of pain.
This wasn't enough so I started looking for movies with a lot of female soldeirs dying in them but I couldn't find many. As a result I play female characters in games just to hear the noises they make when they get hurt or die.
I dunno what it is. I used to imagine being a soldier when I was a little kid while masturbating fruitlessly because I didn't know how to fap, so I am wondering if that fucked up my sexuality somehow.
Does anyone else share these feels? They give me an odd satisfaction. i watched the Hatred trailer where the woman has a gun stuck in her mouth and she begs for mercy and for some reason I really enjoyed it. I don't know how to explain it. I don't hate women and would never do anything like this, are there any other vidya or movies you would recommend for this kind of thing?
>>675163296
my god, I didn't think this was actually a thing for anyone but me. I don't want to talk about it because people will think I'm an edge lord supreme but you must be me.
>>675164353
Did you have the same kind of shit when you were a kid? I am trying to figure out where these feelings came from.
>>675165048
Yea. As early as I can remember really.
Loli bread.
>>675169470
Lenny bread
Lets see anons, count to 5. Number 3 will get Dark Souls 2: SotFS.
Rules: Link Steam, No griefing
No timestamps can be shown I'm afraid; The camera lens is broken.
>>675167946
>1
>2
>3
>4
>5
>Now give me my fucking games.
ID/TehStacy
>everybody posts three immediately.
GG OP.
1
2 http://steamcommunity.com/id/KapitanKlos/
6 nigger.
8
op is a faggot
check em
>>675169058
At LEAST three
