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>>677374877
8 man
bmmp
My high school is having prom soon.
The DJ is taking requests on his website.
You get the picture. Do your worst, /b/.
Website: http://stevesmobilemusic.info/reque sts.asp?djidnumber=3512
Date: April 9, 2016
Password: y9ppp
Request only death grips.
I'm spamming danger zone
So torn between Death Grips and Let It Go (Filthy Frank Version).
>>677372029
It's gay. They only have selec songs. No DG or FF
MC RIDE/ DEATH GRIPS ONLY
What knife do you EDC /b/?
Pic related. Just got it today.
I want a Spyderco
too lazy to take a pic
>>677374352
They are pretty tits.
>>677375501
Damn how much was that
Mini cqc. Pricey, but I love this fucker.
Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>only 1 claim/Anon
>keep RP at a absolute minimum. We are here to discuss and insult, not to do RP or ERP-
>most important: Have fun!
Atago claimed
>>677373880
Haruko claimed
Claiming Shinoa
Claiming a Kei and then going to bed
'night. It's been fun - I might do this again sometime.
>Ride her all day, all night...so claimed
Dubs decides my iPhone lock screen wallpaper.
Make me feel insecure when I turn on my phone with people around.
Relling for OPs dick pic as background
>>677372987
>>677372987
New trap/cd thread
contribooting. from my fap file.
>>677374507
sauce?
Faces of /b/
I bet u sick fucks will fap to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PM6 mW8YBytc
>>677372312
The fuck is this autism?
that's incredibly creerc
>>677372312
yup
>>677372312
b&
Quality CP
>ITT:
Things we've done that we deeply regret.
I've killed.
I posted in this thread
>>677373912
/thread
>>677373739
Why did you kill, anon?
>>677374304
Cause he's a fucking edgelord.
>>677374304
I was given no choice.
Moonman was our winner last time!
first 24 in
A-10
The Beast
muslim friend photoshop
Mr skeltal
Adderall high bernie
WHATDO PLS HELP
>>677375095
Why did you open the door? Did they have a warrant. You don't have to open the door if no warrant.
>>677375095
well this should be good
Show them your files of all your loli porn
>>677375095
Tell them you din do nuffin, and then call them pigs.
1. Call a fucking lawyer
2. Don't say a god damn thing. "You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law"
Literally anything and everything you say will be recorded and used as evidence against you.
im so tired of being worthless and being stuck in such a low class town. the only people i have to talk to is inbred hillbillies. im so mentally tired that i cant even function. is my only option to anhero?
>>677372756
Get an education with like minded people. I live in the south, I know how you feel, but I go to school for PC repair and not everyone in there is retarded.
>>677372756
you came here for advice so yeah, maybe time for you to exit.
>>677373089
anon, im just too fucking stupid. i dont have what it takes to get anywhere in life
>>677373180
/b/ is the only place i can go to have any kind of meaningful conversation. i know how it sounds but its true.
>>677373361
Maybe you tell yourself that because you're scared to do anything. You won't get anywhere if you keep being a pussy. The school will help you. There are a lot of idiots out there who shouldn't be allowed to drive, but they do anyway. Stop being a bitch and try something.
Name my band, /b/
>>677370528
lil man cucks eryone
>>677370528
Black Midget lives Matter
>>677370528
Manlette and the neckbeards
The Money Team
Run FAT
what should I say /b/?
>>677374359
"typical nigger rhetoric"
Stop being racist you fucking shitlord
"I'm Offended"
>>677374359
Just say "I'm not Hitler but I understand why he started WW2"
>>677374359
"Why not?"
Post response
If your name is called, it's time for bed.
Good night Alex.
Cya Juan
gtfo john
Good night sweet Vince.
Well goodnight for me then
>goodnight julio
Ciao Chris.
Times /b/ rustled Tumblr's jimmies
>>677368223
Thanks for the laugh
>>677368560
No worries fam, happy to oblige
someone needs to start another tumblr raid, remember that from a few years ago? what a blast
Bump, this could be good
little rat fuck made me lose.
25 Sissy Faggot Egyptian CD here /b/
<<me in OC pic related/timestamplast month
Would you fuck me?
obviously id fuck u u dumb faggot bitch
>>677370916
Well that depends. You'd have to be willing to give up paganism and accept the Lord Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior. But other than that, yea.
>>677371684
good boy
>>677371784
haha anon
yeah i would fuck you, now show more pics
can you guess which one is the tranny?
her cum tastes so good.
Smaller one? Idfk
Is the one in the red named Trixie?
why are its eyes so close together?
>>677370148
left one, look at the size of its hands
ITT: We post screenshots of our phone's home screen...
>>677370514
bump... hold on
>>677371060
here you go
>>677370514
yours is cool. do you need an app for that. Or is it just a reg theme?
>>677371219
not OP but it's probably the 'Pip-Tec' theme available on the play store.
>>677371157
>>677371484
cool thanks. been looking for a new theme. have had this one for about a month
Ok /b/ I need advice on how to dump my gf. We've been dating for 2 months now and I've realized that she's a possessive bitch with a 13-years old mentality. Sex is great tho and we share the same fantasies and fetishes.
>be me, go to a party with some friends, phone battery at 10%
>I had told her the day before that I wouldn't be able to text her bc I would be drunk
>before leaving tell her my battery's low
>fast forward at 5am, I found a charger and send her a snapchat of me with my friends having a good time
>the next day she tells me I was an asshole because I didn't tell her where I was and she got scared
>bitchwhat.jpg
>argue with her for a whole hour, some friends see I'm angry and ask what happened, tell them the story
>they all agree with me and tell me to dump her
What should I do ? I don't wanna miss up some great sex, and she's kinda unstable, she barely has anything but me in her life, I'm kinda scared she'll be broken.
Any advice or stories of the same type ?
Bumping with pics of her, don't have many tho
>>677371551
For cerealz tho? I would dump her. Gotta think about you bro. If youre not happy theres no point in continuing.
Dump her because think about it like this today she was mad because it was a party and your phone was low tomorrow she's gonna flip shit because you just wanted to hang out with your boys and really didnt wanna talk to her and she's gonna set a mouse trap on your nutz
Bump, pic was taken at her drama class
>>677372010
this man has the reason
>>677371551
dump her dude. i was with a chick like this for a year and a half. it only gets worse trust me.
