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Post achievements on the autistic life of the average anon
I'll start:
>Adventurer
Leave the house 2 or more times within a day
>didnt think you were capable
had sex
>>715086405
I finished my work, then went to see my daugher in the hospital, then saw some specialists
then finished up some more work, masturbated, I saw a rat when i turned on my kitchen light
>>715086405
>stoic
go 24 hours without masturbating
>>715086478
>Nice feet
Catch up with some forced meme trend on 4chan
Apparently a nude photo of maisie williams standing in front of a mirror got leaked and was quickly removed
anyone have it?
Saw it
>>715094254
I do
>>715094430
Show it
Saw it too... Not very interesting.
>>715094254
>and was quickly removed
Isn't she 19?
Badly described movies go.
Auto-inseminating transgender discovers time travel.
>>715094979
doctor who
alright, so this robot comes back and is like, yo, is you jon o'connor, because i is got a message for you
>>715095218
Terminator
man fights and soap bars
>>715094979
I love that movie, can't think of the name though.
Parkinson's sufferer comes across rare car, meets up with a man-child.
>>715095218
Nope.
>>715095393
Nope
I'm tired of being alive and not being able to fuck girls
How feasible is it for me to get my own house/apartment on campus, host my own parties on fridays and saturdays, and use a combination of beer, shots, and jungle juice to get everyone destroyed and fuck the girls because they are too out of it to care?
Also since it's my place if anyone guy or girl tries to cock block me (I fucking hate it when some cunt is guarding her "BESTIE <3") or when some beta cuck faggot white knight is going on about muh consent), I can just kick them the
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Dude it's called grow a pair, sex shouldn't run your world there are so many better things in life trust me. Go adventure, grow a beard and get lost in wilderness, hunt your food, build your own fires, and just enjoy being alive.
Here's the ultimate guide to get pussy OP
>stop being a desperate faggot
>???
>profit
>>715072125
This is why I don't feel bad about shootings
>>715071552
dude. You are not entitled to women's bodies.
Fuck off with this Elliott Rogers shit.
Getting laid is about self respect, you obviously don't have any. If you are confident and truly believe you're king shit, you'll get pussy. Figure out what makes you great and cultivate whatever that is. Then you'll get more ass than you can handle.
no loli thread
so here's some throli lead
>>715085040
Shit thread m8
>>715085040
bump
http://doujin.pomfpomf.moe/info/?id=620
Bump
family members you want to fuck thread
bonus for stolen nudes or creeps
>bro posted creeps of his sister yesterday
>>715087305
another of her
>>715087413
god dam.
Sister
>>715087487
>>715087575
shes got the perfect body
New celeb thread.
Just post the leaks already so we can all get on with our lives
>>715090520
hnnnnnngh avril
>from before gender satan
whats with the quasi-moto fag?
why is he so triggered?
Give me your theories
People are retarded and think their flawed memory is more reliable than documented reality.
I think memories are more maliable than the space time continuum
It's just a common misinterpretation that delusional retards have formed conspiracy theories over, though the simulation hypothesis is still plausible.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I just researched this, and holy fuck
>mfw
No rekt thread?
Rekt thread.
>>715084280
>>715084490
kek
>>715084653
Why did I laugh at this?
Im not attracted to any type of girl but plane James looking girls.
They make me hard as fuck and want to be with one but all girls I come across are kylie jenner wannabees
Post your plain jane pics!
>> not attracted to any type of girl
Fag
>>715089150
>Ellen Page
>plain jane
pick one
>>715089533
Atleast their look n style not their bank account
roll for your threesome, last two digits are your girls
rolll
rolg
roll
rolllll
>>715081531
Hey, I might like where this is going...
NJ ASIAN THREAD
>>715071341
NJ is a state for faggots
t. guy who lived in NJ for the first half of his life
anybody have Ashley P?
>>715071715
come back where you belong, faggot
any Tsi S?
(Ha! Captcha asked me to identify pizza!)
ROLL IT
roll
>>715085581
Rolling.
roll
>>715085581
Lets see what we're working with.
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>715068123
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Alice2 claimed
"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. Its fantastic to be atrocious. You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Momoka is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
>>715083423
Yay lewd
Also tali claimed
>>715083520
I posted that by accident, I swear!
Something something music link here for something... Yeah...
>>715081852
Good night
>>715082602
If you know what you're doing, you might be able to fix most of the bodywork yourself tbh. Worst comes to worse, get a donor car that's the same color and swap over the parts to make it look like it never happened. At most, you'd still have to hammer out some of the damage underneath, maybe cut and weld some new bits of the chassis on from the donor if shit's really bad....
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My fellow Americans, post yours.
Template is next.
>>715079120
Lol neutral Wisconsin
>>715079320
Are you fucking retarded?
>>715079120
carpetbagger
>>715079320
That's Minnesota you autist
FB fap thread
guess who's the slut?
>>715086326
got nudes of any of these girls and far left
>>715085730
The one on the right
>902
>614
>>715067017
703 m
540 m
901
215 m
hey /b/ros. Check out my friends wife. Dude is a "hobby photographer" and it looks like he and his wife had some fun.
>used camera for office staff photos
>ran recovery on SD card because always.
>fucking wins lol
>pic very related
I didn't know they were into nature and shit. Being Doctors and all.
Sweet
genkai thread
big, delicious booty.
>>715082803
And where would you suggest be a good place to start?
Post your Gfs or Sisters or Crushes Snapchat and I'll send Them a picture of my dick. I'll post any wins of course. K btards lets do this
Kbug180
my brothers gf laura_jayne333 dancer from newcastle.
prizes for win
navid510
Sexiirita88
>>715080919
Mrgsgirl , wreck my relationship son
