Absolute 10/10 video game characters
pic related
Mario of course.
Post achievements on the autistic life of the average anon
I'll start:
>Adventurer
Leave the house 2 or more times within a day
>didnt think you were capable
had sex
>>715086405
I finished my work, then went to see my daugher in the hospital, then saw some specialists
then finished up some more work, masturbated, I saw a rat when i turned on my kitchen light
>>715086405
>stoic
go 24 hours without masturbating
Apparently a nude photo of maisie williams standing in front of a mirror got leaked and was quickly removed
anyone have it?
Saw it
>>715094254
I do
>>715094430
Show it
Saw it too... Not very interesting.
Badly described movies go.
Auto-inseminating transgender discovers time travel.
>>715094979
doctor who
alright, so this robot comes back and is like, yo, is you jon o'connor, because i is got a message for you
>>715095218
Terminator
man fights and soap bars
>>715094979
I love that movie, can't think of the name though.
Parkinson's sufferer comes across rare car, meets up with a man-child.
I'm tired of being alive and not being able to fuck girls
How feasible is it for me to get my own house/apartment on campus, host my own parties on fridays and saturdays, and use a combination of beer, shots, and jungle juice to get everyone destroyed and fuck the girls because they are too out of it to care?
Also since it's my place if anyone guy or girl tries to cock block me (I fucking hate it when some cunt is guarding her "BESTIE <3") or when some beta cuck faggot white knight is going on about muh consent), I can just kick them the fuck out since I own the place
Again I'm really tired of living without this
As in I hate life
I'm tired of society telling me I don't meet their requirements for access to sex so that's why I've come up with with this plan
I've spent the semester learning how to interact with people, learning what clothes to wear, mastering my hair, establishing myself in the party scene, there's this one house I can just walk into for their parties, and now I'm getting in really good with this one frat guy who gets around a lot sexually and even told me a story about his frat guys helping him get laid for the first time
All this combined with me opening up my own party place, along with throwing down every fri and sat every single week (not even frats here do that) + just fucking tsuinaming people with alcohol, it looks like this is basically the final solution of the sex world
Dude it's called grow a pair, sex shouldn't run your world there are so many better things in life trust me. Go adventure, grow a beard and get lost in wilderness, hunt your food, build your own fires, and just enjoy being alive.
Here's the ultimate guide to get pussy OP
>stop being a desperate faggot
>???
>profit
>>715072125
This is why I don't feel bad about shootings
>>715071552
dude. You are not entitled to women's bodies.
Fuck off with this Elliott Rogers shit.
no loli thread
so here's some throli lead
>>715085040
Shit thread m8
>>715085040
bump
http://doujin.pomfpomf.moe/info/?id=620
family members you want to fuck thread
bonus for stolen nudes or creeps
>bro posted creeps of his sister yesterday
>>715087305
another of her
god dam.
Sister
New celeb thread.
Just post the leaks already so we can all get on with our lives
>>715090520
hnnnnnngh avril
>from before gender satan
whats with the quasi-moto fag?
why is he so triggered?
Give me your theories
People are retarded and think their flawed memory is more reliable than documented reality.
I think memories are more maliable than the space time continuum
It's just a common misinterpretation that delusional retards have formed conspiracy theories over, though the simulation hypothesis is still plausible.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I just researched this, and holy fuck
No rekt thread?
Rekt thread.
>>715084490
kek
Im not attracted to any type of girl but plane James looking girls.
They make me hard as fuck and want to be with one but all girls I come across are kylie jenner wannabees
Post your plain jane pics!
>> not attracted to any type of girl
Fag
>>715089150
>Ellen Page
>plain jane
pick one
roll for your threesome, last two digits are your girls
rolll
rolg
roll
rolllll
NJ ASIAN THREAD
>>715071341
NJ is a state for faggots
t. guy who lived in NJ for the first half of his life
anybody have Ashley P?
>>715071715
come back where you belong, faggot
ROLL IT
roll
>>715085581
Rolling.
roll
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>715068123
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Alice2 claimed
"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. Its fantastic to be atrocious. You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Momoka is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
>>715083423
Yay lewd
Also tali claimed
>>715083520
I posted that by accident, I swear!
My fellow Americans, post yours.
Template is next.
>>715079120
Lol neutral Wisconsin
>>715079320
Are you fucking retarded?
>>715079120
carpetbagger
FB fap thread
guess who's the slut?
>>715086326
got nudes of any of these girls and far left
>902
>614
>>715067017
703 m
540 m
901
hey /b/ros. Check out my friends wife. Dude is a "hobby photographer" and it looks like he and his wife had some fun.
>used camera for office staff photos
>ran recovery on SD card because always.
>fucking wins lol
>pic very related
I didn't know they were into nature and shit. Being Doctors and all.
Sweet
genkai thread
big, delicious booty.
>>715082803
And where would you suggest be a good place to start?
