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New thread Boxxy/Catie
Forever Queen
YOU'VE MADE ENOUGH THREADS FOR TODAY
YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
SPARE US YOU CRINGING ATTENTION WHORE
Judy is the official queen of /b/, not boxxy
>>674987460
boxxy is an ugly cunt with most retarded hair cut of all time. fuck off
ok /b/ i'm ready to kill myself
i had to evict my bipolar schizo roommate because they refused to take their meds and started breaking windows and shit 1 day. they left their cat here and ive taken care of him for the past 11 months. today they showed up with cops and forcefully tore him from my arms as he clawed at their faces. one of the cops threatened to shoot him if my ex-roommate didnt put him in a carrying cage. after that they just left, and im never going to see my cat again.
so can you guys tell me some tips on how to do suicide painlessly and quickly?
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>>674983701
Dont do it, buy a new pup instead, and call him mchitbler.
>>674983701
sadly i know those feels and therefore have no advice to give. jump off a tall building.
do a flip faggot.
>>674983701
Losing a pet is no fun OP.
Losing that roommate might not be a bad thing, tho.
Maybe the cat will come back somehow. Or you could get another one
It's only one day Op. Don't panic yet.
>>674983701
Ik I'm a big faggot for saying this but don't do it dude, the cat clawed their faces because it didn't want to be taken away from you.The cat will remember you forever if you took good care of it.
cut your veins dude in the bathroom
Feet pics of girls we know. FB IG family members, coworkers. Its all good. Just try to post face with it. Lets jerk off to their feet!
any selfsuck pics / vids ?
... i would love to see toesucking in a burger king or so =D
>>674989397
i mean that sounds cool but its a pretty specific request lol
while we wait for
>>675000000
get thread~
Check 'em fag
>>674989733
nice
>>674989902
winrar.
that thread is going to die before it happens if we dont bump it up
>>674989733
Fall in love and lose thread
mom/son incest bread
>>674989804
bumping for ss glory!
OP knows what's up
>>674989804
More of her?
>>674990973
>>674989804
Here you go Norman!
You get one wish, /b/. What do you wish for? No wishing for more wishes.
Pic kind of related.
Bamp.
>>674990196
i wish i was happy
>>674990760
I wish this guy will never be happy.
I want a second penis.
Don't ask.
adfasfdsaf
>>674990954
Gtfo
Deus Ex has the best video game music I've ever heard
>>674991432
The original?
>>674990954
i should send a BD toy to someone in Ethiopia
YLYL no banana edition
YLYL
No jew-nanas alowd
>>674989185
I'm really high right now and just died at that OP. Fuck thank you
>>674989185
Let's see what happens.
>>674989653
That's a real account and it's fucking cringe
Contributing old shit
Waifu claiming thread.
>you cant stump the /waifu/
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
>>674990205 >>674990458
>>674990205 >>674990458 >>674990721
>>674990721
hello again
>>674990205 >>674990458 >>674990721 >>674990771
Have you ever considered banning porn from your life, /b/?
I'm already doing nofap i'm about to go NOPORN.
seems like i can only benefit from it.
any thoughts?
>>674986399
probably the best decision you've made in your life
>>674986399
There's no harm in watching pornography and fapping is beneficial to your health.
>>674986399
How does one do nofap and still watch porn? Do people watch porn and not fap?
>>674986399
I've tried it and it is very beneficial.
But also very hard
Yes, i meant that in two different ways.
Go back to plebbit, homo.
Is this a beg thread?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught without shekels,
No escape from my fucking rent,
Open your wallet,
Search up to my Steam and see~,
I'm just a poor anon, I need your sympathy,
'Cause I'm really broke, fucking broke,
got tourette's, fucking cunt,
Any game you send me kinda really matters to me, to me~
A mod, just shut the thread,
Got reported for begging,
Fucking mods, you can't stop me
Moot, we were having fun,
But now you've gone and cucked it all away.
Moot, ooh~,
I didn't mean to get me banned,
If I'm not lurking this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on, as if 4chan doesn't matter.
Too late, MY TIME IS NOW,
get reports on my post,
Mods are whining all the time.
Goodbye, every anon, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and appeal the ban.
Moot, Ooh~ (Any game you send me)
I don't want this ban,
Sometimes I wish I'd never found /b/ at all.
Where were you when leafy got fucked by ethan?
>>674984185
Probably in my bed like always
Well roasted may I say
>>674984185
im really confused over the whole leafy thing
I saw the H3H3 video but does it really matter that he is making fun of a guy with autism?
i feel like giving someguy with autism a pass shows more of how he dont treat people with autism equally
The kid doesnt deserve to be bullied. He did nothing to harm leafy or anyone else and he gets death threats in return.
>>674986555
trips telling the truth
FUCK TRUMP!!!!
>>674986225
trump absolutely BTFO
how will he recover???!!
>>674986225
>they took huffingtonpost articles seriously the image
>>674986225
Fuck anchor babies.
Fuck illegal aliens.
Fuck those who support criminals.
All those stupid white trash claiming America is white...
USA is no more white than Argentina.
>>674987584
>implying you have never broken a law
so cute when hypocrites complain
Nude game part 3
post pics of your girls
you know the rules
#7
#0
>>674989912
Roll for another picture
>>674990122
roll for another picture
1
>>674992097
wowzers! i was going to fuck me dog but this shit is AMAZING pls be in london
>>674992097
hot i came on my chair
>>674992097
oh yeah baby
>>674992097
excellente
>>674992097
ring a ding ding baby
>>674992097
I was in prison getting fucked in the ass by a big ass black nigger then suddenly he pulled out we heard OP delivered. We ran to the warden he put dragon dildos in our ass till we both came to this video that OP posted.
Im at a psych ward
Why
Go on..
>>674978085
They think i have schizophrenia
>>674977797
Time stamp
>>674977797
Been "on the other side of the locked doors" myself before.
A psych ward stay can be potentially useful. Get you on the right track with meds, and get outpatient care setup.
Be cooperative, and try to getthe most out of it that you can.
Haven't had a Judy thread is a while.
Judy is the official queen of /b/ by the way.
AGREED ALL HEIL THE QUEEN !!!!
Suh
>>674987553
This is true
Did Nick ever "get funny with the bunny", do you think?
Hngg
Thought on leafy?
>>674985762
Ethen pretty much nailed it I think. He explained it pretty fairly.
>>674985983
>Youtube sheeple
underage faggots gtfo
>>674985762
Some cheep laugh on cringeyour faggots that's all. The whole reptilian army and his system thing are just retarded
