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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
no trap thred?
anyone in here?
Show me the most disturbing shit you have to offer faggots
>>674652638
>>674652775
FUCKKKKK I CANT TAKE IT
Feeling stressed? Try a camel cigarette baud. The natural taste will satisfy you for longer. I'm you CEO connor looking out for my bauds.
>>674651019
if your gonna advertise her atleast pay for it corporate pig
This is me. Connor your Camel Founder/CEO bringing you the natural flavor that will satisfy longer.
>>674651019
>Feeling stressed?
nicotine never helped with stress for me. Id rather have a scotch.
>>674651453
this, or weed
Oh bauds here's a fact fur you all. The healthier dart on the market. Switch to camel today
why haven't you killed yourself yet /b/ ??
cuz I don't feel like it.>>674650798
>>674650798
I keep procrastinating important things
I don't know.
>>674650798
Cuz maybe I'll see her tomorrow. Maybe she'll see me. Maybe I'll say hi. Maybe she'll smile at me. Maybe we'll have a conversation. Maybe I'll ask her out. Maybe she'll say yes. Maybe we'll have a great time. Maybe I'll seal the deal. Maybe she'll be the one. Maybe we'll have a life together. Maybe we'll have love together. Maybe she'll be everything I need and I'll be everything she needs. Maybe we can stare into the abyss and maybe the abyss...
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>>674650798
>mfw not depressed
>mfw not a total beta loser
>mfw have friends and family
>mfw not a parasitic NEET
>mfw the future looks bright
Wwyd
Pussy plz
Massive interest
Tell me what you want
Holy shit MOAR
new YLYL Webm thread!
Alright /b/, time for a chastity thread. Any other plastic cucks out there?
No faggot, also checked.
are you straight?
how does it feel?
when are you released ?
Nice chode bruh
What happens if you pop a boner?
The plastic would stop it immediately and your dick would be crushed.
>>674647074
I like mine. It feels great except when waking up. April 1st.
Canadian Girls thread
416
Winnipeg
Confirmed for having ugliest girls in North America
>>674648400
hey nigga where are you from?
>>674648781
ayo you realize that her fb page is in that filename?
Alright /b/, I need some advice and I need to learn how to make this container of mine (plastic) explode for my friends. Problem is I don't have any spare gas or any fuel like that. I need something easy to find and cheap, and not flammable. I was going to make a bleach bomb (bleach, windex, and five pennies), but I know that wouldn't explode, as I haven't found a good reactant to the compound.
Basically /b/, I need some help making an explosion to entertain some friends. The reason I need to blow it up is because we screwed with it, made it a face, treated
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>>674648591
Vinegar and baking soda.
>>674648591
What are you, 15?
Gas is literally cheaper than water, and the only thing you'll be able to buy without an 18 year old ID.
Ammonia and bleach
dry ice + warm water
dont have dry ice? steal a co2 fire extinguisher (not the foam kind) cover the nozzle with wire mesh or an old tshirt and blast it, dry ice will form in the tshirt/mesh.
scrape it off (not with your hands retard it burns) till you have a ping pong ball sized piece. mix with water close lid and 2 mins later BOOM
>>674649494
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6X0HTOKC24
Want more of the girl on the right?
Have a sexy bikini shot if u want
Interested?
>>674651825
1 more normal PIC the bikini
How would u fuck her? She's short with a think ass, skinny too
>>674651360
Moar pls
>>674652058
>>674651825
Bikini is next
What kind of girlfriend do you want
>>674649476
one like this would be good i guess.
>>674649811
one more Zojja. she's lovely.
One with a feminine penis
A real one
>>674649985
Kys tbh fam.
Wait... Is this a waifu claim thread?
We need a fucking wallpaper thread guys.
1/4
>>674652221
2/4
>>674652269
3/4
Fap Worthy Fakes. Let's try a Friday night edition. Anyone have any they would like others to see/fap to?
>>674648746
Very realistic! I like her tits.
Where are my Minnesota /b/ros at?
MN Area Code thread
oh yeah
218/m/22
reporting in
952/M/26
>>674649771
must be nice living in the part of MN that has people
Duluth in this bitch
>>674649975
Same actually
You fags will argue about anything.
I couldn't agree more OP
Op is...a pretty decent guy
>>674648869
Regular Coke > Cherry
Barq's > A&W
Anyone who disagrees is a little girl.
>>674648869
I don't even know what half of those are but seems about right. Coca Cola Vanilla also needs to be at the top and if I can add one drink from around here, Pommac should be at the top too.
>>674648869
this tier list is accurate as fuck, dr.pepper and mr. pibb crush all other sodas
http://drbo.org/x/d?b=drb&bk=49&ch= 1&l=78#x
http://biblehub.com/luke/1-78.htm
>>674650824
>look at me I'm an an angry male
Furry porn, every time.
>>674650824
Interfere with The Holy Spirit?
>Hell
>>674650824
>>674651010
nah that's an admin cunt who is on the way to Hell.
doubt me.
>>674651564
>>674651401
I ain't clickin' on that shit nigga
Sexy sisters thread. Post your sibling you want to fuck.
>>674649452
>>674649617
>>674649842
>>674649452
Wanting to fuck your aunt or cousin is understandable.
But your sister? Interesting.
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>>674651030
yea. love her feet and legs
cock rate bread
Wish ud fuck my wife
>>674648031
Backwardsdick/10
>>674648031
Why does your dick have an elbow?
I'm white as shit. AMA.
>>674651057
Why is all your money on the floor?
Shit isn't white.
How was getting your tax return?
>>674651057
What state do you live? Hope it ain't mine you piece of shit
>>674651440
It was a futile attempt at trying to show how niggerrich I am. I am not unfortunately but displaying cash in such a retarded way may draw some to believe that I am semi wealthy.
>>674651057
>white as shit
So you're a nigger
/b i got high as fuck and i skipped work today
what do i say when i go in tomorrow?
>>674650820
Try " I'm a waste of skin, please give this job to someone useful"
>>674650820
uhh i got drunk. i'm in the same boat. want my script? corporate fag.
>>674650820
>i got high as fuck and i skipped work yesterday
>>674650820
the longer you think about what excuse to use the better that excuse gets
You were displaced and looking for a new place to live. Or tell them you help your mother change her tampon on Fridays and it just got really messy today. Usually youre fine but today was so bad you left reeking of gyna all day.
