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sup /b/ I have paranoid schizophrenia and just heard voices last night after taking 2 benadryl before I fell asleep
ask me anything
have you tried not being crazy?
>>675705243
What do the voices say?
What does it fell like knowing that you dont have a future?
mostly it's just your subconscious so it won't be harmful
>>675705639
He's not dying
Why do people kill people, b?
>>675701906
Because it's the most human thing you can do. Humans suck and humanity should just die.
How about you kill yourself?
That way I won't have to kill a person for asking stupid shit on /b/
>>675701906
Guns don't kill people, you retard. People kill people. With guns
>>675702117
i didnt say with guns ?
>>675701906
becouse its fun
Fappening thread my dudes
>>675707803
>>675709163
who is this?
>>675709812
Waifu claiming thread Hawaii 5.0
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>This thread is not moot approved
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Ruby claimed. Cute and deadly
I'm headed off now guys. Gonna eat, then crash.
Goodnight
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cutie Eve~
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
Tenryuu claimed
>>675710578
What are you listening to?
>>675710482
Most aren't that bad though, aside for Rifts
Claimed
YOU ARE THE FIRST HUMAN ON MARS
What will your first words on the red planet be?
MAKE MARS GREAT AGAIN
OP IS A FAGGOT
Not now, Jeff!
Hitler did nothing wrong!
Dubs checkem
Undertale hentai? Undertale hentai.
>>675707744
Oh no....OH GOD
>>675708047
Look dont be a bitch. Its the internet
Here you go fine sir.
Yeah okay, I'll join in.
Trips describe this man in one word.
Quads gets elected president of /b/ and issues an executive order (one time only).
God
Powerful.
God
orange
Yahweh
My wifes pussy dries up after like 10 minutes. It has been this way for about the past 4 years.
>no lack of sex
>she initiates sex 3-4 times a week
>sex is still good
>its just if I dont cum in 10 or so minutes pussy gets dry and her juice becomes almost sticky
what gives /bee/
It means you are not doing good enough
She is a he
>>675704511
Just use lube after those 10min bro
>>675704846
It wasnt a problem when we started dating
>>675704919
She isnt old enough for lube (26)
>>675704511
She doesn't love you anymore
Official eye color rate thread.
Guess nationality and rate eachother.
Pic related mine
im up to try being guessed, but im really awful at guessing that kind of stuff
>>675700811
your eyes do look really nice with both color in circle like that
bump, aww cmon.. i dont want the thread to die
bump again maybe?
My phone camera is crap, can't take a picture of my own eye(s).
>>675702979
try taking as close as you can to a face shot and crop your eyes?
Canadian girls-Pic related
imgur
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All 902 Halifax
604
>>675706739
>>675706739
any more 604?
>>675706720
this for vola?
New thread
/chizmc
im banned
>>675703926
fucking whiteknight
we might need a new target
hes off ?
here is something
/otterdude
>>675704702
he seems high as fuck
If your name gets said its bed time I'll start. Good night john
>>675705799
Good night nigger
Good night Mike
Night night james
Goodnight De'Andre
sleep tight ethan
Let's go
Post something faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k0SmqbBIpQ
>>675705391
1
I feel like I'm one of those people who's gonna end up as a mass murderer in one way or another
I study my dream education. I have lots of money saved away. I live independently in a nice apartment. I have lots of friends. I live in a nice town
I kind of dislike people though and feel as if I'm gonna be lonely for the rest of my life. I can't connect with anyone and I trust nobody.
I've had two absolute best friends that I would've died for who only seemed to hang out with me because of what they could gain from me. When I stopped
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If dubs rip in peace
>>675697474
well if you're dead set on this:
Suicide by cop.
Just keep living your life and look for that other man not gonna find it on here but no reason to stop lurking. You're probably not that old and have so much time left /b/ro just keep doing what you're doing only if it makes you happy my nigga
>we here anon
Become a sugar daddy
If you want to die but have money and shit just start doing crazy shit like sky diving and other things that could go crazy wrong but if they keep going right you'll be in for an penis dripping adrenaline rush
How does /b/ deal with viruses or malware? I'm stupid and want my computer to run normally again. Considering buying virus protection, any recommendations?
>>675698355
Wtf is that pic
>>675698478
Exactly what it looks like
backup and reformat
>>675698355
is microsoft esentials not enough?
>>675698478
don't be a faggot.
Avast is free and works well
Why are white amerifags so afraid of immigrants? Do you not realize you are all descendants of immigrants?
Brussells, France, Middle East, Most of Africa, etc. Need I say more?
We're not afraid of European immigrants. OR East Asian immigrants for that matter. Indian immigrants are fine too.
We set those savages straight and brought order.
We worked hard to get this place right.
We don't need no freeloading wetbacks.
>>675705263
we just want you to pay taxes.
Yeah, white immigrants who dominated the land. Not some beta male race of shitties who complain about not being able to be successful.
Hey /b/ theres this bump that is extremely fucking painful right above my cock. What the fuck is it? I haven't had sex in a while it can't be an STD no fucking way it is. What is this shit?
Ingrown hair
Zit
>>675705864
it's an ingrown hair dude
That there is a textbook case of AIDS.
My condolences, OP.
inflamed sebaceous gland.... or just dick acne. squeeze it.
Help me build my porn folder *add your absolute favorites, any format*
SOURCE?
Dulcemoon
>>675702904
Sorry, no source. I want to know too :(
My roommate's girlfriend is having a dildo party in our living room right now. Exactly what you would expect, eight 0/10 tumblrina special snowflakes all talking about their sex lives.
> Dubs decides
Pics or you're a fag.
Join them
Be an alpha. Fuck their brains out ffs. Beta fag.
Walk by, open in friendly with "how are you doing ladies?" And slowly escalate into a rant which defies all their beliefs, don't forget to research what you are gonna say first.
>>675705081
Roll
This is where I /roast me right?
what's up op? tell me about yourself. you like girls right?
Oh yeah of course
>>675706623
Oh shit nigger, guess what the fuck is up?
>>675707123
>>675707180
