DEUTSCHLANDFADEN FRÜHAUFSTEHER-EDITION!!!!
Seit wann wach?
Wenn Arbeit was machst Du und was verdient man da so?
Wenn Arbeitslos, warum wach?
Welches Treibmittel benutzt Ihr zum defäkieren?
Frühstückt Ihr und was?
OFFTOPIC BONUSMATERIAL
Fetische die Ihr habt!
Dinge von denen ihr denkt das Ihr die einzigen seit die Sie tun!
>>712133955
Zipfelklatscher.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLpdMToxngU
>>712133955
>>SELBSTBUMPEN DAMIT DER FADEN AM LEBEN BLEIBT!
>>Seit wann wach?
7 Uhr und mal wieder zu spät in der Arbeit aufgeschlagen, das wird nie was!
>>Wenn Arbeit was machst Du und was verdient man da so?
Datenanalyse c.a. 53-55K Jahresbrutto
>>Welches Treibmittel benutzt Ihr zum defäkieren?
Klassischen Kaffee, manchmal klappts aber erst gegen Mittags!
>>Frühstückt Ihr und was?
Normalerweise nur am Wochenende, sonst gelegentlich mal Brote schmieren oder sowas, auf diesen Müsli-scheiß komm ich nicht klar.
>>Fetische die Ihr habt!
Nichts aufregendes
Dicke Titten in allen Positionen und Formen
devote Damen
>>Dinge von denen ihr denkt das Ihr die einzigen seit die Sie tun!
VERRATE ICH SPÄTER!
>>712134561
sehr guter Einstieg, Anon! Und jetzt beantworte die Fragen!
>>712138217
I'd start by posting nudes so other people know she's a slut and not just some chick on fb that OP wants other people to write about.
>>712138217
tittyfuck, beat the pussy up
>>712138217
Fuck that mouth and grope those tits
>>712139961
Eat that pussy while she bobs up and down on my cock
>>712140806
Strip her down and get a few buddies join in taking turns with her until she is covered
Dubs decides. This is a rare wrong number occurrence my friends
Don't forget the condoms.
arrange to meet up with him/her if they live nearby
Is your little fun hole gonna be wet for me when you get home?
we need pizza pockets too.
NUDE GAME, improved edition
Rules are simple:
1. Post a clothed picture of your girlfriend/wife and choose a number between 0 and 9.
2. If someone replies with that number (last digit), you post any picture they request.
3. If someone replied with dubs you post another non nude
4. Best to make your request in your reply and not later as to avoid confusion.
5. If you post a pic of your girl for rolls but don't put a number, ALL ROLLS on her will count as valid.
6. reply only to pictures with numbers, dont reroll on your roll expecting OP to see it.
7. Please link your original picture when you deliver wins.
Start with a 0
>>712139002
Bondage / some sort of bdsm
>>712139002
full frontal
>>712139137
>>712139002
Please deliver
>>712139137
>>712139002
Don't realy have any. What else you want?
What are we drinking b?
>>712140956
ugly housewife elixir
I can tell just by that image that you are well over the weight you should bee.
>pic related
your tits
>>712140956
Tits or gtfo
ITT: we pretend we are americans
MAEK AMURIKA GR8 AGN
I'm american
>>712134131
Why you u no vote same as me?
We need more guns to keep the children save
Celeb Thread NON-SUPER YOUNG Chicks Edition
>>712139662
damn, dem tits
75 or higher defeats yamcha
are you stronger than yamcha?
Way stronger
Check em
Hello
this right here is singles
/nzg/ - New Zealand General: It's Friday, My Dudes
Happy weekend, you lot.
>>712134730
Sup, dunedin here. got the new Pokemon game, shits dank af
Sup
>>712135338
geek is that you? can see what you mean now.
>over 200gb of cp
>been collecting for years
>army for 4 years
>return home
>find it on old SSD
>erasing 200gb of rare and unobtainable cp
>morals rape me
>erasing everything and burning drive.
how's your Friday
Still into Loli but CP isnt worth the risk anymore
discuss
>>712138451
You're a monster.
also loli bread
Welcome back OP. Your Loli preference?
Feminism/SJW hate thread.
>>712136849
Right-whingers are way more annoying than feminists or SJW.
>>712137019
Yeah they are. Now we get to deal with their shit for 4 years until everyone is sick of THAT then it's back to the opposite. People just get bored and want to switch philosophies. Yawn.
>>712137019
>Right-whingers are way more annoying than feminists or SJW.
How in the world could they be ?? SJW are the profesionnal cryers, they spend 100% of their time to complain about how everything is wrong with everything and how society is wrong on every single aspect.
Right wingers just want them to fuck off.
I think you're retarded, son.
>>712137301
>Doesn't see the irony that he's crying right now.
And that's Jenga.
/Thread
s/fur
Actually, I'm gonna post a bit more. Not quite tired yet.
okidoki
i thought we were going to sleep
ITT: turn OP into a bisexual man
>I want to become gayer so that I have more options
>post sexy gay stuff so I turn into the bisexy master race
Faggot.
>>712130320
better a faggot who enjoys himself than a faggot whose just a faggot like you
>>712130226
1. What's the gayest experiences you recall in your life so far?
2. How do you feel about 2D?
Trips names my new baby ball python
Solidus
Fart Face
jengis
>>712133417
Faggotron
In this thread, we post five random facts about ourselves. Let's get to know each other, /b/.
1. 25 years old.
2. Have two cats.
3. Like to drink alcohol.
4. Currently in bed.
5. Have slept with 6 people.
Goooooo!
1. Virgin
2. Depressed
3. Lonely
4. Stressed
5. Going downhill in life
Goddamnit, CMON /b/
>>712131606
1. Have an STD
2. Got raped by a dog
3. I eat snot
4. I use pineapple on my pizza
5. 4 inch dick
>>712132275
What std? Herpes? Everybody's got that bro
gonna rob my dealer tomorrow, he brings it all in a vacuum seal bag and has me get into his car. i figure once i'm in i'll just reach for my wallet and as im about to open it just grab the bag and take off running. he won't chase me and even if he does my place is right around the corner and ill be able to get there before he does (its an apartment complex with a code on the doors so outsiders can't get in)
any tips/tricks or stories?
Dont do it faggot, he will chase you.
how to get shot in the back 101
You really want to be a nigger don't you
>>712133539
he's my size and way skinnier, I know if worse comes to worse I would just knock him out or take him down and rnc so he can't yell or anything.
NIce tits 3
>>712130713
I only see two.
>>712130938
>>712130987
new fag gimme steam shit please my life's been pretty shit lately and i wanna beg like a little bitch.
3 years on steam with only 16 games, that's just sad.
>>712116961
what game did you have in mind?
a bunch of those games were either free to play for a weekend or given to me by my friends who don't acknowledge me anymore
i just want skins and or just some games doesn't really matter, don't have a preference as long as you recommend it
>>712132297
i wanna fuck all big cats
>>712132732
Who doesn't
>>712132732
lewd
fool this is for you
>>712132786
non-zoophile basic vanilla bitches
Celeb thread
Nice dubs OP.
>>712132822
Would you ever watch a snuff film starring Emma Watson?
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