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NUDE GAME, improved edition
Rules are simple:
1. Post a clothed picture of your girlfriend/wife and choose a number between 0 and 9.
2. If someone replies with that number (last digit), you post any picture they request.
3. If someone replied with dubs you post another non nude
4. Best to make your request in your reply and not later as to avoid confusion.
5. If you post a pic of your girl for rolls but don't put a number, ALL ROLLS on her will count as valid.
6. reply only to pictures with numbers, dont reroll on your roll expecting OP to see it.
7.
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>>712139002
Bondage / some sort of bdsm
>>712139002
full frontal
>>712139137
>>712139002
Please deliver
>>712139137
>>712139002
Don't realy have any. What else you want?
Roll 2
What are we drinking b?
>>712140956
ugly housewife elixir
I can tell just by that image that you are well over the weight you should bee.
>pic related
your tits
>>712140956
Tits or gtfo
>>712141042
Don't mind if I make myself comfy.
ITT: we pretend we are americans
MAEK AMURIKA GR8 AGN
I'm american
>>712134131
Why you u no vote same as me?
We need more guns to keep the children save
FREEDUMMMM HURRR DURRRR!
MUH WEAPONSSSSSSSS
Celeb Thread NON-SUPER YOUNG Chicks Edition
>>712139585
>>712139662
damn, dem tits
>>712139675
>)
75 or higher defeats yamcha
are you stronger than yamcha?
Way stronger
Check em
Hello
this right here is singles
Check out my 78
/nzg/ - New Zealand General: It's Friday, My Dudes
Happy weekend, you lot.
>>712134730
Sup, dunedin here. got the new Pokemon game, shits dank af
Sup
>>712135338
geek is that you? can see what you mean now.
>>712135338
This looks pretty fucking cool
>over 200gb of cp
>been collecting for years
>army for 4 years
>return home
>find it on old SSD
>erasing 200gb of rare and unobtainable cp
>morals rape me
>erasing everything and burning drive.
how's your Friday
Still into Loli but CP isnt worth the risk anymore
discuss
>>712138451
You're a monster.
also loli bread
>>712138564
Welcome back OP. Your Loli preference?
>>712138622
Feminism/SJW hate thread.
>>712136849
Right-whingers are way more annoying than feminists or SJW.
>>712137019
Yeah they are. Now we get to deal with their shit for 4 years until everyone is sick of THAT then it's back to the opposite. People just get bored and want to switch philosophies. Yawn.
>>712137019
>Right-whingers are way more annoying than feminists or SJW.
How in the world could they be ?? SJW are the profesionnal cryers, they spend 100% of their time to complain about how everything is wrong with everything and how society is wrong on every single aspect.
Right wingers just want them to fuck off.
I think you're retarded, son.
>>712137301
>Doesn't see the irony that he's crying right now.
And that's Jenga.
/Thread
>>712137431
>Makes sweeping blanket statement
>Expects No reaction from anyone
> Is surprised and sees it as evidence when affected group makes an argument in defense
You are a speciel sort of dense son.
s/fur
Actually, I'm gonna post a bit more. Not quite tired yet.
okidoki
i thought we were going to sleep
>>712133583
Nah, sleep is for the week. I've got shit to do tomorrow, but not until 1PM.
ITT: turn OP into a bisexual man
>I want to become gayer so that I have more options
>post sexy gay stuff so I turn into the bisexy master race
Faggot.
>>712130320
better a faggot who enjoys himself than a faggot whose just a faggot like you
>>712130226
1. What's the gayest experiences you recall in your life so far?
2. How do you feel about 2D?
>>712130613
how could you NOT want to fuck that?
Trips names my new baby ball python
Solidus
Fart Face
jengis
>>712133417
Faggotron
Heads up as a fellow snake keeper (8), those thermometers suck.
You need an accurate measurement of the warm and cool side temps down where the snake will be, not way up on the side. Go to Wal-Mart and get an Accurite Indoor/Outdoor thermometer with probe. Put the probe in the warm hide over the heat mat, and the body near the cool hide. 90F on warm side, high 70s low 80s on the cool side. Humidity 60-70%, higher when in shed.
If that's a glass aquarium, cover most of the mesh lid to keep heat and humidity in. Glass is a terrible insulator, so keeping ambient...
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In this thread, we post five random facts about ourselves. Let's get to know each other, /b/.
1. 25 years old.
2. Have two cats.
3. Like to drink alcohol.
4. Currently in bed.
5. Have slept with 6 people.
Goooooo!
1. Virgin
2. Depressed
3. Lonely
4. Stressed
5. Going downhill in life
Goddamnit, CMON /b/
>>712131606
1. Have an STD
2. Got raped by a dog
3. I eat snot
4. I use pineapple on my pizza
5. 4 inch dick
>>712132275
What std? Herpes? Everybody's got that bro
>>712131606
1. I'm going to school for audio engineering
2. I play bass and sing in a garage punk band.
3. Im 19
4. I dont have my licence or permit
5. I'm related to the rock technically
gonna rob my dealer tomorrow, he brings it all in a vacuum seal bag and has me get into his car. i figure once i'm in i'll just reach for my wallet and as im about to open it just grab the bag and take off running. he won't chase me and even if he does my place is right around the corner and ill be able to get there before he does (its an apartment complex with a code on the doors so outsiders can't get in)
any tips/tricks or stories?
Dont do it faggot, he will chase you.
how to get shot in the back 101
You really want to be a nigger don't you
>>712133539
he's my size and way skinnier, I know if worse comes to worse I would just knock him out or take him down and rnc so he can't yell or anything.
Do it fagot! Post results
NIce tits 3
>>712130713
I only see two.
>>712130901
here's a third for you
new fag gimme steam shit please my life's been pretty shit lately and i wanna beg like a little bitch.
3 years on steam with only 16 games, that's just sad.
>>712116961
what game did you have in mind?
a bunch of those games were either free to play for a weekend or given to me by my friends who don't acknowledge me anymore
i just want skins and or just some games doesn't really matter, don't have a preference as long as you recommend it
>>712116961
here are some keys
QCE8G-YDWJW-KY[two]GG
TN0HF-HE3IE-Q[six]DWR
8FC0H-J8Y[six]M-GJPM8
>>712132297
i wanna fuck all big cats
>>712132732
Who doesn't
>>712132732
lewd
fool this is for you
>>712132786
non-zoophile basic vanilla bitches
Celeb thread
Nice dubs OP.
>>712132822
Would you ever watch a snuff film starring Emma Watson?
>>712132822
>>712132534
only celeb that makes my heart flutter and all that gay stuff. Its an actual crush.
This bitch is like 1 mile away from me, might be able to fuck. Tell me what to say. If dubs, I'll say no matter what it is. If not, I'll just say what I think will get me laid
>>712125887
'I went back in time fucked your mom came deep inside her, and now im back here in the present, and youve finally matured. You are my seed, let me retrive it through penal means.'
>>712125887
Anal?
>>712126063
this
Are you interested in hate fucking my ass?
>>712126221
reroll
