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New thread Boxxy/Catie
Forever Queen
Still edging
LOL Boxxy is long dead all heil the new queen JUDY HOPPS
Good night.
>>676987682
she is overwhelmingly average
Help!
I accidentally stepped on a bumble bee.
She can move her front legs and antenai but all her back legs won't move. I'm hoping it is just shock and she will pull through. I put her in a little tuperware with a dab of honey and water.
I named her Beeatrice, because my brain is cruel enough to make me name a creature that will most likely die.
I know b/ isn't known for kindness, but I want to help the poor thing and I couldn't find anything on the internet for care or aid for bumble bees.
She's sucking up the honey and I
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nah dude. Beeatrice is done for.
put it on your dick
>>676988116
Rolling for been on dick
>>676987452
I would suggest fully submerging her in water for a quick and painless death.
>>676987452
>>676988116
>>676988301
rolling for bee in dick or gtfo
fb fap thread
>>676995561
>>676995634
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>>676995762
School slut thread
>>676990584
Goddamn MOAR
>>676990584
Would raw her until she could barely walk
I just snorted heroin for the first time...I've done oxy before but never H. Got it off the DNM and took the day off tomorrow for the occasion. I've never felt so good in my life.
Am I on the "rush" right now that all H addicts chase?
I could never see myself doing IV but this is like heaven.
I know H can ruin peoples lives. I wanna hear some stories /b/ros. Have I awakened a demon? Can it be a weekend thing?
Also, general drug thread I guess.
You've ruined your life op.
You'll chase that high until you become a needlefag.
Fucked veins, blood clots, overdose, hiv and flesh eating viruses await you on your downward spiral.
Stop now if you can.
>>676992938
Choose life, op.
>>676993541
I chose not to chose life, I chose something else
>>676993345
For real? I have no idea how im gonna feel in the morning. Am I gonna wake up craving it? I just wanted to try it
>>676992938
Op you are fucked. It's the greatest feeling you'll probably ever experience and you'll forever be looking for more hardcore drugs.
Waifu claiming thread - I dont know a title
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>Emi fastest qt<3
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Ruby claimed. Cute and deadly
>>676996615
greetings everyone
emps claimed.
>>676996305
m'kay. any starting units i'll need? and i'll need to get the seventh edition rulebook, right?
>>676996501
i'm good. the argument with my friend was settled, too, so that's nice.
how about you?
Obligatory claim.
>>676996451
Laughed
>>676996333
Don't worry about it, I certainly will...
>Loveliest Power-Ranger claimed.
Dubs
YLYL
:DDDD
box thread?
>>676993105
I'm gonna need more.
Guess my profession and provide dubs, and I'll show you a pic I took at work today that you will definitely save.
>>676996194
ass eater?
sandwich artist
DUBS GET
>sammich pics plox
>>676996194
Nigger Extermination Patrol
Private military
>>676996194
>pro wrassler/bodybuild3r
>pro trucker
>pro programmer
10/10 bread cont.
far left and middle
drawthread
>>676989527
probably, it happens.
Since I'm into oppai-loli, requesting huge titted Yin (Yin Yang Yo) and Anais Watterson (Gumball) in the same position as http://i.imgur.com/HeyORJe.jpg
>>676989711
>he only requests for selfish reasons and will turn face constantly to appeal to any side of the shit.
now THAT I haven't heard anything of, so I'm really skeptical about this post to the point I'll lay that off. Not so much that I'll understate it as impossible, mind you.
But, what I was saying was that I agree with the point of artists just laying it off for the money -- and because of that, they're growing more and more arrogant about it here. /That/ should...
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>>676988883
may I please be in?
name's milk
Requesting Better Bear getting double penetrated (or spitroasted) by Happy Ray and Fair Bear.
(from left to right: Better Bear, Fair Bear and Happy Ray, all of which are from The Fairly Oddparents episode "The Fair Bears")
Ask a psychologist anything.
I'm h-here for you, Anonymous.
>>676991848
Are you a psychologist
I'm getting tired of society and life and wish to sew chaos across the globe and change existence inside out. Should I buy a new car?
bumpu
>>676991848
If a psychologist needs professional help and contacts an other psychologist, would the therapy be successful even if the patient would know how all the stages would work?
>>676992082
Uhm. Can you read?
>>676992098
Probably not; the sub-prime loan crisis is imploding right now.
>>676992176
There are no guarantees of anything. But generally, it's not any less effective than anyone else.
ask a 19 year old who has had sex with 10 different women anything. Ages ranged from 16 - 25.
>>676978656
Mother fucker whens your birthday.
I'm on 9.
>>676978850
March
>>676978656
only 10... lost my virginity when i was 15 in the nex month i had have sex with 5 about 15 when i was 16...
>>676979001
what?
Were they gfs or just friends with benefits?
You know what to do, /b/.
>>676979621
"You know what to do, /b/."
>>676979621
dead thread
>>676980184
Well damn, that was fast. I tried, and isn't that what counts?
you better try harder next time
>>676980444
I will. Thanks for the help, friendo.
cb2: judgement fap
>>676980318
Nice tits. Shame about the face
Is this the worst country on Earth?
>>676991333
Waste of trips you fucking faggot.
>>676991333
>Sell house Gwailo
>>676991333
Canadfag here. Yes this country fucking sucks. I hate this shithole so fucking much
204 Wpg
no shota thread? shota thread!
gimme the cutest boys you got!
>>676988655
Wish I could help but I had to delete my storage :(
bump
Going to sleep, but will bump it for you.
The struggles.
The snuggles
More like snuggles.
>>676983814
>>676984257
I'd snuggle you.
I miss my umbilical cord
I grew attached to it.
POTENTIAL RAID FAGS.
So listen up, there's this website called 7cups which has volunteer hormonal teenage girls who help emoqueers, just immediately connect to listeners and create fake story's that lead into racism and hate and triggering shit
Bumpin that shit.
OP here, most likely the girls on there are tumblr faggots as well as they all think that lives matter and shit, keep bumping
ill bite post links and more info faggot
>>676982611
Dubs tell the truth
Just search "7cups.com"
